Did you masturbate today Commander?
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Seeing that her friends were all having so much fun jerking off the Commander, but she was the only one who couldn’t, she felt very unhappy. Now she looked at Xiao Lele who was frowning at her.
“I don’t want to be mistaken for a bad boy by the commander!”
It was this thought that made Xuefeng more and more panicked. The more panicked he became, the less he knew what to say, and the less he knew what to say, the more at a loss he became.
It’s obvious…she’s anxious!
What will a desperate cat destroyer do? Next, the snow wind will show us a model of self-destruction.
With all the drama in my mind, my increasingly panicked and chaotic imagination finally exceeded the capacity of my brain, and then I started to do things that even I couldn’t expect.
“I’m sorry! Commander, I just said one thing and meant another that day. I’m just a stubborn and tsundere exile. I really want to play with my friends on an equal footing. Please don’t take what I said that day seriously. It was all fake. I just wanted to give Commander a jerk off!!”
Wow, actually the last sentence is the truth.
Hearing her loud confession, Xiao Lele was stunned for a moment: “What you said that day was not true, meow?”
“No!”
Xuefeng, whose brain was already overloaded, probably didn’t even know what she was saying. She just apologized in a self-deprecating way: “In fact, if you just ask around a little, you’ll know what kind of ship I am. No matter what I say, I mean one thing, so I really wanted to be friends with you like everyone else that day!”
This is something she would never say on her own initiative under normal circumstances, and she would only say it when her brain is overloaded and she is talking nonsense like now.
What happened next was even more unexpected, at least very unexpected to Xuefeng.
Xiao Lele actually bowed her head and apologized to her: “I’m sorry, meow, I actually misunderstood you as a bad ship girl. It turns out that I am a disqualified commander. I actually made a judgment without knowing clearly, meow.”
We should apologize when we do something wrong. This is what our parents teach us.
Facing his sudden apology, Xuefeng was naturally stunned, and then a little flustered: “No… Commander… I, I, I…”
Obviously, she didn’t expect the child to apologize to her so directly. Isn’t this much better than being insincere herself?
Ignoring her clumsy words, Xiao Lele repeated the process of the meeting three days ago to her. He stretched out his hand to Xuefeng and said, “Let’s do it again, big sister. Are you willing to be friends with me?”
“Well! If you need luck in the future, feel free to come to Yukikaze, because Yukikaze is the luck man of the entire Sakura Fleet!”
This time, Xuefeng decided to be frank and hold the other’s kitten paws with both hands to introduce herself again, and then…
“Um… Commander, can I make a small request?”
Looking at her shy look, it seemed like she had something difficult to say, although I already guessed what it was.
Little Lele patted his chest and responded loudly: “What meow? As long as I can do it, just say it meow!”
“It’s very simple. Can I hug you?”
As expected, this is the ultimate goal. After all, what I hear most is that as long as they have this child, they will feel very happy.
“Sure, meow.”
It wasn’t a difficult thing at all. He opened his arms as if asking for a hug. Just the cute look on his face was enough to make me unable to control myself.
Xuefeng embraced the child in his arms without hesitation. He had been listening to what they said all along, and it was just as they said, soft… fragrant… and he really felt an inexplicable sense of happiness.
Once she got the hang of it, she really couldn’t let it go, so she regretted why she had to be so stubborn in the first place. She wasted three days of such a great feeling without getting started.
In short, she has to make up for the time wasted in the past three days, and Xuefeng is going to masturbate to her heart’s content.
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Chapter 224 Regular Communication with Zero (Please subscribe! Please support!)
Chapter 224 Regular Communication with Zero
After a moment, Xuefeng could be seen smiling as if he could be taken away by the gendarmerie for a talk and tea, and walked out of the operations headquarters of the Manju Center in a daze.
He looked like a drunk office worker, with a distracted look on his face, and it was doubtful whether he would fall on the spot or step on something and fall.
Xiao Lele, a group of barbarians and the command cat waved goodbye at the exit behind them: “Goodbye, Xuefeng, we will play meow together next time.”
Hearing the child’s farewell, Xuefeng looked back at the child, showed a silly smile, waved back and said goodbye, then staggered away.
It’s hard to imagine how she masturbated to end up with such a distracted look. I’m afraid her mind is now full of thoughts about what technique she should use to masturbate Xiao Lele next time.
But these are not important. After all, with so many poop scoopers, one more won’t be too much or too little. The most important thing for Xiao Lele is to solve the problem of tracking and peeping.
It can only be said that Xuefeng suffered from insufficient intelligence. After all, the method adopted by Xiao Lele was too stupid. He actually kidnapped himself by Manju and the Command Cat. This approach was too stupid.
Anyone who had spent more time in the port area would have known the relationship between this child, Manju and the Command Cat. This kidnapping method was obviously fake. But Xuefeng had just returned to the port and knew nothing about these things, not to mention that he had been thinking about other things for the past three days and had not listened to the information seriously. So this time Xiao Lele’s “clever plan” could only be said to be a wrong move.
After many misunderstandings, the trouble with Xuefeng was finally resolved. At least from now on, Xiao Lele no longer feels that sense of being spied on.
For the past three days, he had been unable to do many things because of the feeling of being a voyeur, but now he can finally do it.
“Meow! Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow! (Goodbye! Brothers, thank you for your help this time!)”
“Chichi, chichi, chichichichichi, chichichichichichichichi! (You’re too kind, brother. You’ll always be our Manchiu’s friend. If you have anything, just contact us. We can even build a Gundam!)”
“Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow! (Brother, we command the cat group to be on standby at all times!)”
Then the three parties hugged each other tightly as usual, as if this had become their standard when they parted.
After walking out of the Manju Center, Xiao Lele looked around deliberately to make sure there were no passing ship girls, or secretly following him, and then he disappeared into the bushes with a “whoosh”.
As we all know, Xiao Lele who enters the bushes is in a state of quantum jump, which means that the inherent skill “Schrödinger’s Lele” is being activated normally. Unless you are very lucky and can dig through the bushes in the “tunnel” in the middle to interrupt the crossing spell and catch him red-handed, this requires a lot of luck.
What’s more, what he was going to do next made Xiao Lele even more cautious. He crept into the grass and came to a weedy place where almost no one would approach. Not to mention that the ship girls seldom came to this place where the grass was not trimmed, even the rogue cats and dogs in the port area seldom came to this place. It can be said that this geographical location is very suitable for doing some shady things.
Xiao Lele is very cautious. Even after coming here, he will still poke his head out to see if there are other ship girls or sights around.
Anyway, the main point is two words – cautious, and what he is going to do next is indeed worthy of caution.
After making sure he was the only one around, Xiao Lele retracted his head back into the bushes and took out… a laptop from his small bag.
The little cat paw directly presses a button to turn on the computer, and the screen opens to the familiar system operation interface.
Everything seemed normal. At most, people would think that this was just a little kid running to a place like this to turn on the computer and watch some obscene movie.
Xiao Lele waved at the screen with a serious face: “Zero, it’s safe now, you can come out.”
Following his call, the normal screen went black, and then a pale girl popped up. The first thing she said when they met was, “Le Le, you haven’t contacted me for three days, twelve hours, twenty-two minutes, and thirty-one seconds. What happened?”
Although they had not contacted each other for three days, Xiao Lele did not really care about the exact time. He said, “Sorry, Ling, I was being watched by Xuefeng these days, so it was inconvenient for me to contact you.”
Even though she already knew what was going on by collecting intelligence from the port area surveillance, she still wanted to hear it from the child herself. Now it seems that she is very satisfied with the child’s confession.
As for Xuefeng, the anomaly, she frowned and said something very scary: “Do you need me to help you get rid of this ungrateful destroyer?”
Although I don’t know what the other party meant by “dealing”, I have watched many TV dramas after all, so I still have some knowledge.
Frightened, Xiao Lele quickly waved his hand to refuse: “It’s okay, meow, I have already dealt with this matter, meow, we can still contact each other as usual in the future.”
“Sure enough, this backward way of communication is still too limited.”
Since Xiao Lele hadn’t contacted him for three days due to objective factors, Ling seemed to care about this matter very much and began to examine this backward way of meeting.
Although she has been acting as a girl who escaped from the laboratory and was hiding in front of Xiao Lele, it is about time to show some other means.
“Mmmmm? What’s wrong? Zero.”
Seeing the other person’s serious thinking, thinking that he was still thinking about how to “deal with” Xuefeng’s matter, Xiao Lele couldn’t help but remind him: “Let me make it clear first, I have already dealt with Xuefeng’s matter, meow, don’t talk about dealing with it anymore.”
“I understand. Since Xiao Lele insists so much, I will listen to your advice.”
To Ling, a mere Xuefeng was just an insignificant destroyer. Since it was Xiao Lele’s request, she would naturally spare the destroyer’s life. If the destroyer was still blind, she would not mind making a move in a place where Xiao Lele could not see.
No matter who it is, no one can prevent this child from contacting him/her regularly without reason.
This time, Zero took the initiative to say, “More than that, I think it’s time to change the way we communicate with each other. This way is really inefficient.”
“Nyan? What does Zero want to do? Now that Zero has regained his strength, nyan?”
Obviously, Xiao Lele was also very curious about what the other party would do. He had always heard that the other party came from an organization, but he had never heard about what kind of abilities the other party had. This also made him very curious.
He was staring at the computer screen with shining eyes, as if expecting the other party to use some magical power.
Chapter 225: Doraemon’s Dignity (I’m so yang! I’ll update it at o’clock in the morning from now on!)
Chapter 225 Doraemon’s Dignity
It’s time to show her skills. Although it’s fun to remain a delicate woman and accept the child’s protection, she can’t always show weakness. She needs a gradual process, and now is the time.
Ling smiled slightly: “Xiao Lele, put your hand on the screen.”
Without any hesitation or doubt, he actually stretched out his left hand and pressed the screen.
At the same time, Zero on the screen also reached out and pressed the other person’s position. When the two hands pressed against each other through the middle of the screen, an incredible phenomenon occurred.
A stream of light converged on Xiao Lele’s left wrist which was pressed against the screen, and finally formed a plain black bracelet. It looked plain from a distance, but when viewed up close, it seemed like a moving deep starry sky.
“Meow? Meow, meow, meow, meow!”
When Xiao Lele saw the black bracelet that inexplicably appeared on his wrist, he instantly became excited. He looked at the bracelet with shining eyes and kept meowing excitedly. It was obvious that he liked this bracelet very much.
As for his reaction, everything was as Zero expected: “Le Le, we will communicate through this bracelet from now on.”
Xiao Lele, who was still excited, immediately asked her, “Ling, how can I contact you with this bracelet?”
“It’s simple. Just call me through this bracelet.”
While giving simple instructions, Zero also performed actual operations, jumping from the computer screen to the virtual screen that popped up on the bracelet. It was obvious that this bracelet had communication and imaging functions, and it could be said to be a true product of black technology.
“That’s awesome, meow!”
Little Lele looked at the virtual screen with sparkling eyes. It turned out that boys had no resistance to this kind of black technology product.
Ling, who was transferred to the virtual screen, smiled slightly: “Lele, you don’t have to go to such a remote place in the future. You can contact me as long as you find a room to be alone.”
“Hmmmm!”
He nodded with his eyes still sparkling, and asked a question full of childishness: “Zero, does this bracelet have a transformation function, meow?”
I have to say, this kid is still struggling with the transformation issue of Kamen Rider. After witnessing Zero’s extraordinary transformation with his own eyes, the kid asked again with a glimmer of hope. It seems that he is still obsessed with the transformation part of the special effects drama.
Ling Shixian was stunned for a moment as she didn’t expect him to ask this. After collecting information over the past few days and investigating Xiao Lele’s interests and hobbies, she finally figured out the child’s hobbies.
It was indeed a hobby full of childish fun, but Zero could only temporarily break the child’s expectations: “I’m sorry, this bracelet doesn’t have the transformation function you imagined.”
Zero’s functions are very powerful, but her powerful aspect is not reflected in the so-called “transformation”. It can only be said that Zero cannot satisfy Xiao Lele’s wish for transformation, at least for now.
Upon hearing that he could not transform, the cat ears that had stood up with excitement could not help but droop slightly, indirectly reflecting the child’s lost mentality.
This also made Ling very concerned. Whenever Xiao Lele asked to be the richest meow, or wanted other things, she could easily fulfill them. However, this kind of childish and dreamy request was something she could not do at all.
But she was very concerned about Xiao Lele’s reaction to his loss. She was an almost omnipotent being in the Siren Network, and his disappointment was his disappointment in herself, which made her unable to calm down.
“It’s okay, Lele. Just because it’s not possible now doesn’t mean it won’t be possible in the future. I will find a way to realize the transformation function.”
In order to make Xiao Lele happy, she decided to launch an experimental project of “transformation” within Siren. But she was the omnipotent Zero, and a mere “transformation” project was not a problem for Siren Technology at all.
However, Xiao Lele felt a little embarrassed and refused: “Forget it, meow. After all, it’s just my fantasy. Zero, don’t take it to heart. You are still in the state of refuge. You can’t waste your energy on this, meow.”
He hasn’t forgotten Zero’s situation. Although it is half fake and half true, he is still maintaining this character. This kid obviously doesn’t want to cause trouble to the other party because of his willfulness.
“It’s okay, Xiao Lele. This is not a difficult problem for me. As long as you don’t expose yourself, I will be fine.”
Although he knew that the child cared about him, Zero also had his own self-esteem. He was determined to realize the “transformation” function in the special effects drama at the cost of Siren’s reputation.
Let’s put aside the matter of “transformation” for the time being and return to the business. Xiao Lele asked her on the virtual screen: “Zero, how have you recovered during this period of time? Has the organization chasing you approached the port area?”
It seems that he is too immersed in the drama and is still concerned about an “organization” that does not exist at all.
“Don’t worry, Lele. Now that I’ve escaped, those organizations won’t be able to catch me. Maybe they haven’t even noticed that I escaped yet.”
Although it is half true and half false, even the observers are unaware of Zero’s departure, and she is indeed on the run. As for the targets of her capture, they are all the ship girls in the port area. Once exposed, it means separation from Xiao Lele. Therefore, for Zero, the real evil organization should be this group of ship girls.
Of course, Xiao Lele didn’t know any of this at the moment. He patted his chest and made a promise: “Don’t worry, meow! I’m Zero’s partner. I will never reveal Zero’s innocence at any time. I will never give in to the evil organization, meow!”
It’s just that the so-called “evil organization” is this group of ship girls, but when these words come out of this child’s mouth, it always feels very full of alternative “malice”.
Upon hearing this, Ling, who had a blank expression on his face, showed a rare smug smile: “I believe Lele will definitely do it.”
“I’ll protect Zero, nyan!”
Seeing the child’s confident look, Zero, who had always been expressionless, showed more emotions.
“It’s time to go back. If you stay out for too long, people will become suspicious.”
In the end, it was Ling who took the initiative to ask to say goodbye. Even if it was just for one more second, she wanted to spend as much time with this child as possible.
But as a rational intelligent life, he still suppressed this desire. He could not increase the risk and affect the overall situation because of such a small matter. As long as he achieved his goal, he would be able to be with this child openly in the future. So he had to endure it now. Everything was for this child.