Did you masturbate today Commander?
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The scene was in chaos for a while. No one cared whose home court this was. They only wanted Xiao Lele.
The originally orderly meeting place was now in a state of chaos.
All I can say is that no one had expected it to turn out like this, and Xiao Lele was a little scared by everyone’s “enthusiasm”.
Chapter 221 The child was frightened
Although the scene was in chaos, the meeting still had to go on. Wasn’t this the time for the main flagship to be dispatched, and even Yixian from the home team should help to control the situation.
Finally, under the leadership of the general flagship, this group of restless ship girls were forced to “calm down”. If they could not “calm down”, they would be forcibly taken away from the scene like Akagi. In short, under the suppression of the general flagships of each camp, order was restored in the venue.
“Commander, everything is fine now.”
When the riot broke out, Zhenhai immediately picked up Xiao Lele and evacuated to the safety line. Only after confirming that it was safe did she comfort the kitten in her arms.
“Jinhae, I…I did something wrong, meow?”
Although Xiao Lele didn’t quite understand what was going on, he felt that everyone’s “strangeness” seemed to be related to him, and his drooping cat ears made him look very lost.
Children are very sensitive. Zhenhai smiled and kissed his head to comfort him: “The commander did nothing wrong. We were just a little too happy. And you see, everything is back to normal now.”
The cat’s ears were still drooping, and he continued to ask with a bit of disappointment: “Really, meow?”
She had to say that this child was so easy to understand, so easy to understand that she found him very cute. Now she understood more and more why Yixian doted on this child.
It was so cute that Zhenhai couldn’t help but kiss him on the forehead again: “Commander, you think too much. Don’t you see how happy everyone is now? If you don’t believe me, you can go ask everyone.”
She also deliberately turned the topic to the group of ship girls. This was a perfect opportunity to strike up a conversation, so they naturally would not let it go.
“How could we quarrel? We are a big family and we love each other.”
“That’s right, Xiao Lele, you are too worried. How could we have a quarrel?”
“If it was a quarrel, it wouldn’t be like this, so you can rest assured about this.”
“This is completely commonplace for us, so you don’t have to worry, Xiao Lele.”
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With the occasional comfort from this group of ship girls, Xiao Lele regained her spirits, but she was obviously a little timid than before. It seemed that the madness just now really scared Xiao Lele.
Although Xiao Lele returned to the podium, one can still indirectly peek into his mental state from his still drooping cat ears. Because it is very important, I have to complain about it again. This child is really easy to understand.
“My poor childhood friend was actually frightened, but it doesn’t matter, I will protect you well from now on.”
Falcon came to Xiao Lele, touched Xiao Lele’s head, and even reached out to manually erect the other’s cat ears.
However, her remarks were privately condemned by the other ship girls. She was clearly the one who went crazy just now, and now she had the nerve to pretend to be innocent.
Before she could continue, she was immediately pushed aside by Cheshire: “My dear, I will protect you. Compared with those ship girls who have many demands, we, the Royal Maid Team, are much more obedient. We will only devote ourselves wholeheartedly to you!”
Another person who made a statement that the ship despised, one of the most troublesome ship girls like the delusional Sakura Empire ship just now, and now she is pretending to be innocent here.
Under the lovely commander, these usually sanctimonious ship girls finally revealed their ugly side.
The above are all psychological evaluations of some jealous and possessive ship girls.
Lutzow, who had just refused to make friends with Xiao Lele, spoke up at this time: “What a surprise! This is the first time I’ve seen such a crazy occasion. But Commander, I think you need to stand up straight instead of being timid. You can’t lead our Iron Blood Fleet like this.”
Prince Aldabert also came over and teased with a smile: “My lovely little commander, you still lack some qualities as a man. You should be more decisive. Why don’t you learn fighting from me in the future? This way you can develop more manliness.”
However, Prince Heinrich crossed his arms and raised his hands in denial, “Little Commander, you are so cute. I don’t want you to become a muscle ship like you who only thinks about fists.”
“It’s cute, but it remains to be seen.”
Emden watched with interest. She admitted that the commander did arouse her thoughts, but she wanted to observe in her own way.
In general, although the Iron Blood side did not directly acknowledge Xiao Lele’s identity as the Iron Blood commander, they were still able to get along in a friendly manner.
When the boy heard his manhood being questioned, he suddenly remembered and quickly jumped up to explain: “Grandpa said that I am already a man who can stand on my own, meow. I can already sleep and bathe by myself, and I can also earn money to support my own ship girl, meow.”
Hearing about this kid’s “standards” of manliness, the iron-blooded ship girls couldn’t help but laugh out loud. Even the usually serious Odin had a slight smile on his face. This kid’s “standards” were so cute that they couldn’t help but laugh.
Noshiro stepped forward and touched the head of this cat-eared girl who was different from the Sakura Empire, and comforted her gently: “It’s okay, a commander like you is already a very remarkable “man”.”
They always felt as if there was something else behind his words, but that didn’t prevent the Sakura Empire Fleet from accepting the child. After all, they still listened to Nagato more. Since even Nagato accepted the commander, they naturally had no objection, not to mention that the commander was indeed better than expected.
Izumo laughed heartily, “If you want to practice manliness, you can always come to me and I will train you personally.”
“It hurts! Sheffield-senpai, please stop pinching my ears. It’s too embarrassing in front of my dear.”
“You know you’re embarrassed, so just stay aside and behave yourself.”
“Sister, don’t pinch my ears like that in front of my childhood friend!”
“It’s time for you to stop! Stop causing trouble for the commander!”
Sheffield and Falcon finally couldn’t stand it anymore, so they took the initiative to step forward, pinched Cheshire and Falcon’s ears, and pulled them off the podium for the sake of their respective camps’ face.
Quejie and Bujiu also stepped forward and teased: “Commander’s lovely efforts are indeed worthy of our recognition.”
“Don’t just stare, go talk to them.”
Compared with the three major camps that were already in contact, Enterprise was somewhat disappointed and kept urging its colleagues. Except for New Jersey who took the initiative, Essex and the others had not stepped forward for some reason, which made Enterprise so anxious that they came over to urge them.
Look at Essex blushing a little, it seems that only she knows it.
The second half of the meeting finally ended successfully. Although some ship girls did not approach to talk because they were too shy or for other reasons, at least the good greeting impression left a foundation for future communication.
Although some general leaders accused their colleagues of not fighting back, this unique meeting finally came to an end.
Chapter 222 Xiao Lele was followed
Three days had passed since the meeting. Although there were some unexpected disturbances at the last meeting, it ended relatively smoothly overall. With the return of the main fleet, the port area was now truly fully present.
Regarding the new commander, many ship girls in the returning main fleet said that it was too sudden and they needed some time to buffer. Although they were all blinded by Xiao Lele’s exaggerated soul network, they still needed some time to accept such a big thing as the commander, or they needed some time to accept it.
During this period, everything went on as usual. After returning from the main expedition, people continued to do what they were supposed to do, and it seemed that nothing had changed from before.
No, there is indeed some change, but they haven’t noticed it, or it is changing subtly.
After the meeting, Xiao Lele is still working hard. He has finished his work as the commander in the office building, and now it is time for him to have a happy time as a working warrior.
It was rare for Xiao Lele to be walking on the main road. This was a relatively rare thing. You know, usually he walked on the main roads where no one could see him.
Of course, there is a reason for this, and that reason is…
Maybe it was because it was working hours, there were fewer ship girls on the main road. Xiao Lele was walking on the main road wearing a mini postman uniform and carrying a four-dimensional small shoulder bag. His reaction today was a little strange. Not only did he not walk on the side road, he also did not hum a song and look relaxed.
As he walked, suddenly you could see the hair on his tail stood up. As if he sensed something, he stopped and looked back suddenly.
I realized there was nothing behind me. I was the only one on this main road, with an occasional seagull flying by. Apart from that, there was nothing else.
The main road was very quiet, but Xiao Lele could indeed feel that there was indeed a “sight” staring at him, but there was nothing on the scene, which made the whole environment look a little weird.
In fact, the reason why he walked on the main road today was because of this reason. In the past three days, he could feel as if someone was watching him, just after the meeting.
Although little Lele is very naive, he is also very smart. He did not choose to tell the big sisters about what happened, even though if he did so the big sisters would come forward to help him settle everything.
But he was already a man on his own, so he decided to solve the problem on his own.
It seems that he is still upset about being teased by Tiexue for not being a man at the last meeting, so he decided to solve the problem independently, but before that, he has to lure the other party out.
“Meow! Meow meow meow meow! Meow meow meow! Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow!”
Then he took out a walkie-talkie from his small bag and started an encrypted call. He tried conventional methods, but the other party was too cunning and could not be lured out. In this case, he could only use some unconventional means.
Just five minutes after hanging up the intercom, there was a commotion from a distance. Several big barbarians and a group of command cats dressed in classic kidnapper costumes were seen aggressively pushing carts and rushing towards them from a distance.
then……
Then, under the stunned gaze of the peeping toddlers, Comrade Wang Lele was tied up, thrown into a cat box, and quickly evacuated from the scene.
Not only are the robbers dressed in classic attire, but their methods are also a replica of the classic kidnapping.
“Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh?!”
A puzzling kidnapping scene was happening right in front of him, and the guy who was hiding in the dark and peeping finally couldn’t help but jump out.
The person who had been hiding in the dark and peeping was none other than Xuefeng. However, if it was her, it would be reasonable, after all, the agility of the expellee is indeed not easy to be discovered.
Now she jumped out with a look of shock on her face, looked at the black shadow gradually going away, and immediately gave up and was ready to shout for help.
Maybe she was too flustered to notice that there was another cart rushing towards her from behind, with Manchu and Command Cat dressed as kidnappers again.
Without saying a word, he knocked the man down from behind. It seemed that everything was carefully calculated, and the angle at which he was knocked down by the cart behind him was just right for him to fall into the cardboard box.
A group of skilled barbarians and commanding cats activated the skill of “Shadowless Hand”. A few afterimages swept by to tighten the opponent’s mouth, limbs and hands, and sealed the cardboard box, and started a new round of aggressive attacks.
After two kidnappings happened in succession, peace returned to this place. Since it is now working hours, there are almost no ship girls passing by, and they have no idea that two sophisticated kidnappings have taken place here. Don’t ask why there is no surveillance. The answer is that the barbarians in charge of the backend operation “accidentally” deleted the records of these few minutes.
Of course, this was not a real kidnapping, and Manjiu and Command Cat did not really become kidnappers. It was just that the two parties received “help” from Xiao Lele, so they dressed up as kidnappers and pretended to kidnap Xiao Lele, thereby luring out the peeping Xuefeng, and then the other group of kidnappers who acted as the oriole actually kidnapped the peeping person.
At this moment, in an unknown location in the port area, in a dim little room, a desk lamp was hung on a small square table, illuminating only the table in the room.
What’s interesting is that sitting on the other side of the table is the tied-up Xuefeng, who is sitting on one side of the table with a wronged look on her face. On the other side sits a big barbarian dressed as a police officer. But that’s not all. The most eye-catching thing is the pork chop rice placed in the center of the table, and Wang Lele standing beside him.
This scene is extremely familiar to the Sakura Empire ships. It can even be said that it is a police and gangster TV drama that many expulsion crew members will watch when they are bored. The most frequently appearing scene is the interrogation scene in front of you, which is full of classic reproductions.
I can’t say they are very similar, I can only say they are exactly the same, or even…
On behalf of Manju who was unable to speak normally, Xiao Lele came up to her and said the most classic remake of her speech: “Eat this bowl of pork chop rice, and then confess why you peeped, otherwise your relatives and friends far away in your hometown will be sad.”
“Wuwu … I really didn’t mean it!”
I don’t know if it was because the atmosphere was so similar, or because it was the first time he was treated like this by the police, but Xuefeng was scared and cried, like a naughty child who had done something wrong.
I have to emphasize once again that this scene was so ridiculous that even she couldn’t react for a while. But when she reacted…
“No way! Why did it become like this?!”
Xuefeng reacted and slapped the table hard and stood up. The force was so great that the pork chop rice on the table shook upwards.
Important Change Notice (Must Read!)
This month is destined to be a flop. If nothing unexpected happens, the royalties will be only over a thousand yuan, and each month is getting worse than the last. I can only say that this book may not be suitable for Dimension Princess. The basic audience of Dimension Princess is almost fixed. Everyone wants to see Sese. This book always adheres to daily life and warmth. It has gone against the basic audience of Dimension Princess from the beginning. Now I want to stop but I can’t turn back. I have paid so much, but the result is only this level. It turns out that such a dull daily life is not suitable for Dimension Princess.
I’m typing away until 2 or 3 in the morning almost every day, and I have to get up at 7 to go to work. To be honest, I can’t take it anymore. I’ve been looking for a doctor to prescribe medicine to regulate my body for the past two weeks.
So now the update twice a day will be reduced to one a day, and it will be officially implemented tomorrow. Anyway, it’s all a flop, so don’t worry about how many times a day, it’s good to have an update. I don’t know how long I can hold on, I can only say watch and cherish it. As long as conditions permit, I will still stick to it. As for the royalties, don’t even think about it. Almost half of the motivation for updating this book comes from my love for Azure and my responsibility to all the current readers (despair_(:з」∠)_
Chapter 223: Xuefeng finally speaks frankly (starting today, there will only be one update!)
Chapter 223 Xuefeng is finally frank
“Weren’t you kidnapped? Why was it me who was kidnapped?”
Xuefeng finally reacted and started to complain loudly. If he had been a little more aggressive, he might have flipped the table.
She now has a lot of questions she wants to ask, such as why she was brought here and being interrogated. She has so many questions she wants to complain about that she can’t finish asking them all at once.
As she slammed the table and complained madly, the atmosphere team pulled open the completely light-blocking curtains. At this time, the dim room finally became bright. This is the workplace of the barbarians in the backend of the operation. The surrounding barbarians and command cats began to move some useless scene objects.
In response to the ship girl who started to complain loudly, Xiao Lele frowned cutely: “It’s all because of you, meow. Tell me the truth, have you been following me these days, meow.”
Facing the victim’s question, Xuefeng finally began to feel guilty: “I, I, I am not…”
It can be seen that this child seldom lies, otherwise how could he not have come up with a decent excuse after so long?
Xiao Lele asked her directly: “I recognize you, meow. You are the ship girl who thought she was so great at the fan meeting.”
There were so many things to say, but he had to bring up this matter. When he opened his mouth to say these words, Xuefeng’s face turned red.
What happened at the last fan meeting has become her black history. In the final analysis, it was all because of her own lack of frankness that she got into trouble. If she had been more straightforward, there wouldn’t be so many problems now.
But is Frank Xuefeng still the Xuefeng that everyone knows? All we can say is that Frank Xuefeng will make everyone feel fresh and unfamiliar.
Now that the incident happened at that time, Xuefeng swallowed back the apology he was about to say because of the other party’s words.
Why is this little cat so ignorant? What will happen if he gives in?
After returning to his own camp, the topics were no longer about what was fun recently, but all about Xiao Lele. For example, “Xiao Lele thrown into hot water is easier to knead than dough”, “Xiao Lele will definitely produce a quantum travel effect when it gets into any bush”, and “When you stroke Xiao Lele, you will secrete a hormone that makes you feel happy” and other strange topics.
Xuefeng felt like she was abandoned by the world, as there were only topics that she didn’t understand, and she expressed her envy. She also wanted to pet the magical cat commander that they talked about. In fact, she wanted to pet him very much the first time she saw the commander.
But she was so damn hypocritical that she said one thing and thought another, which resulted in the other party misunderstanding her. She was really not the kind of person who claimed to be of a noble class. She was just like other children and liked to play with others on an equal footing.
Even though she was screaming loudly in her heart, she couldn’t say a word in reality.