Did you masturbate today Commander?

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“Oh, meow! I’m going to go back first. I have a package to deliver later, meow.”

Xiao Lele naturally didn’t think too much about it. He raised his hands and said goodbye to her happily. Then as the screen disappeared, he walked out of the bushes and continued his daily errands.

Everything seems to be normal as usual, but beneath this seemingly normal state, there are undercurrents.

Chapter 226 The Dangerous Big Sister Attacks (It’s so uncomfortable!)

Chapter 226 The Dangerous Big Sister Attacks

Xuefeng’s problem was finally settled, so everyone can see that the arrogant Xuefeng, who usually says one thing and thinks another, has finally been frank for once. No one knows when she reconciled with Xiao Lele. Anyway, they saw Xuefeng often coming to pet the child, and the smile on Xuefeng’s face… they didn’t know how to describe it for a moment, anyway, it was a strange smile that was hard to describe.

But don’t think this is the end, there are still many problems.

The main fleet that returned this time was almost entirely a collection of problem ships.

These include but are not limited to the rampant spread of various emoticons, the self-justification of delusional patients, and the hand-tearing maniac with a strong desire to release animals, etc.

The emoticons and delusions are easier to deal with. At most, I’m either petting cats or queuing to pet cats every day. It can be said that the harder I was before, the stronger my withdrawal reaction is now. It looks like I can’t wait to stick to them 24 hours a day.

The biggest problem is the ship called the Hand-Tearing Demon. Yes, I’m talking about Ron.

So far, only Ron has maintained the disguise of the big sister next door.

Because no one knows what her specific attitude towards Xiao Lele is, she is still being closely watched by Bismarck and Frederick.

If it were in the past, Ron might have been so unhappy that he would have directly engaged in CQC close combat with Frederick. Of course, even now, she is actually very unhappy in her heart, but she dare not show it at all.

But in fact, her love for Xiao Lele is definitely no less than that for the three problematic boats, and it is even more crazy. It can be seen from the love that is almost overflowing in her eyes.

And precisely because of this, Bismarck and Frederick need to keep a close eye on the matter. Their own ship knows their own business, and they know too well how serious Ron’s problem is, so they are even more determined not to let this scourge affect Xiao Lele.

However, even they couldn’t guard against Ron all the time, and there would always be times when they were careless.

For example, when Xiao Lele goes out to run errands, he always likes to shuttle through various bushes to perform quantum jumps, unless someone can pass by the node in the middle and just push the bushes aside, but this permission is something that very few ship girls have so far.

Just today, a ship girl with this luck appeared.

Because Xiao Lele, who was rushing forward in the bushes, had a question mark on his face, Ron lifted him up with both hands.

The two were in the grass at the moment. It was just because Ron suddenly had the urge to find some stray cats and dogs to release outside the port area. When he parted the grass, he happened to find Xiao Lele passing by.

So almost instinctively, he put his hands under the child’s arms and lifted him up, and thus the little Lele that he had always dreamed of seeing was finally obtained.

Since her itinerary today did not take her near the office building, even Bismarck and Frederick were not around. The word “once in a lifetime” was used to describe this moment.

She never expected that the most difficult thing in her life would be achieved at this time. Seeing little Lele being held in her hands, Ron’s neighbor’s big sister couldn’t keep her smile. Although she still had a smile on her face, she always felt that there was something indescribably strange about that smile.

After being stunned for a moment, Xiao Lele came to his senses and raised his hand to greet him: “Hello, Ron, have you been able to sleep well at night recently?”

I just mentioned it casually last time, but I didn’t expect the kid to still remember it.

This also made Ron smile with relief: “Thanks to you, I slept very comfortably these past few nights.”

This is a lie!

Ever since she met Xiao Lele, she has never slept well. As soon as she closed her eyes, her head was filled with the cute image of the child. Especially under the high pressure of Bismarck and Frederick, this distortion became even more out of control.

It is no exaggeration to say that Xiao Lele is in great danger now. If he says something wrong or does something wrong, he really doesn’t know what will happen, especially when Bismarck and Frederick are not watching him on the scene.

Now with Xiao Lele in his hand, Ron has started to walk towards the depths of the grass.

Who knows if there will be other ship girls coming over? She doesn’t want such a good opportunity to be ruined by other ship girls.

Xiao Lele had no awareness of her current actions at all.

“Xiao Lele, do you know how much I have missed you during this period?”

Now that she had the child in her hands, she was not worried at all that the child would escape from her, so she was not in a hurry to do anything, but started teasing him.

Yes, it’s like a hunter teasing his prey during a fight, but the question is… is she really a hunter? Is Xiao Lele really the prey?

“My friend! I missed you too, nyan!”

Although both of them are “想”, the meanings of “想” in these two sentences are obviously different.

Ron was a little dissatisfied with his all-purpose answer: “What a cunning rhetoric, but I don’t want to be just your friend.”

The next second, the kid answered first, and he invited her expectantly: “In that case, then become my Kanmusu-nyan.”

Well, this sentence really caught Ron off guard.

She made the same mistake as Xuefeng, which was that she knew too little information about the child.

She and Xuefeng both subconsciously thought that it would be very troublesome to become a ship girl under such a popular commander, but in fact it was very easy.

Xiao Lele wanted to become good friends with all the ship girls in this port area, and he came here with this grand purpose. He was eager for these ship girls to come to him. Even if they didn’t come to him, he would come to them sooner or later, so Ron’s calculations were completely unnecessary.

Ron seemed to realize that the situation was a little different from what he had expected and was speechless for a moment.

She felt that she had prepared so many words, but in the end, they were not as good as the other party’s words. She said that she didn’t know what to say for a moment.

Xiao Lele was waiting for her response. Seeing her silence for a long time, he couldn’t help but ask with sparkling eyes: “Can you, meow? Be my ship girl?”

Not only did I not press him, but the child also took the initiative to ask me, and I faced this child’s sparkling and expectant eyes.

“Well……”

Ron was rarely speechless. After all, she came here with the purpose of becoming this child’s ship girl. Now, hearing the expectant look in the child’s eyes as he was waiting for her answer, she was a little confused.

Seeing that she hadn’t responded for a long time, Xiao Lele, who thought he was being rejected, couldn’t help but droop his cat ears weakly: “It’s still not working, meow? A novice commander like me can’t make you feel at ease like other commanders, meow. It seems that I’m still not trained enough. I’m still too green, meow.”

Chapter 227: The elder sister was killed by the little cat (please order the whole thing!)

Chapter 227: The elder sister was killed by the little cat

“No, no! I’d love to.”

This time, it was Ron who panicked. She quickly denied it and explained, “I, I was just very surprised. I didn’t expect that you would take the initiative to bring it up, Xiao Lele. This surprised me very much.”

In response to this, the child gave a rather surprising answer: “After all, your camp didn’t recognize me at the beginning, and it was the same at the meeting. You didn’t even allow me to put on the mark of good friends, meow.”

“Good friend mark? That’s not right. Little Lele is so outstanding, but Bismarck and the others don’t recognize you?”

After all, when the kid first reported to the Hong Kong area, he was bullied by the four major camps in a combined force. This matter has always been the dark history of the four major camps. When Ron asked about it, he naturally tried to cover it up and didn’t want to talk about his own dark history.

Ron seemed to realize later that his colleagues in his own camp had definitely not explained the matter clearly to him. It seemed that he needed to re-investigate the intelligence after returning this time. How could Bismarck, such a unique commander, not agree with such a stupid thing?

Xiao Lele took out a cat paw stamp from the small bag on her waist, and then stamped a cute stamp on the wrist of the person who was holding her: “Stamp the good friend stamp, and we will be good friends from now on, meow.”

Looking at the cute cat’s paw-shaped seal on her body, Ron seemed a little dazed. After all, the thing she had been planning so hard for was accomplished so easily. The contrast naturally surprised her.

“This is a testimony of our friendship, Ron. From now on, we are both friends and comrades-in-arms.”

Faced with the child’s innocent enthusiasm, Ron, who had been full of calculations, didn’t know what to say.

Originally, her biggest goal was to become the ship girl of this child. Even if the other party was unwilling, she would find a way to make him willing. But now her goal has been achieved too easily, and she didn’t have time to think too much about what would happen next.

By the way, after becoming this kid’s ship girl…what should I do?

When she asked herself this question, she unexpectedly didn’t know what to do. After all, even she herself thought that becoming the boy’s ship girl was the most difficult thing. Her mind was completely focused on this problem, and she never thought about what would happen next.

“Ron, what’s wrong, meow?”

Seeing that the other person seemed to be worried, Xiao Lele couldn’t help but reach out and pat the other person’s cheek.

She came back to her senses and smiled: “Sorry, I was just thinking about something.”

As if the answer was not sincere, Xiao Lele seemed dissatisfied with it. He struggled and jumped back to the ground from the other person’s body.

And then he did something that was totally incomprehensible. The child suddenly lay down on the ground, patted his soft belly and shouted to her, “Ron, come here and lie down, meow.”

I have to complain, this action really looks like a seal patting its belly.

“Ah this…”

Now I really don’t understand what this child wants to do, but looking at the child’s appearance, it seems that he wants to use him as… a pillow?

To be honest, seeing that the kid seemed to want to entertain him warmly, Ron didn’t know whether he should do as he was told.

Little Lele was still patting his belly and entertaining her: “Ron, we are not friends. Don’t worry, I will never hurt you. Just think of it as being fooled by me once and lie down obediently.”

What a joke. She is not afraid of anyone but this child who can hurt her. It’s not that she looks down on Xiao Lele. She just doesn’t think a little kitten can do anything to her.

However, under the boy’s cordial invitation, Ron, who had hesitated for a while, decided to accept the invitation. After all, lying down would not do any harm.

At this moment, she has not yet realized that this is a “road of no return”.

Xiao Lele is very mini, but it is a suitable size for a pillow.

When her head was completely in contact with Xiao Lele’s belly, she had an illusion at that moment, as if the door to a new world had opened to her.

Even Ron didn’t know how to describe the feeling of touch at that second. If he had to say it, it would be “very soft”, but it was not just that kind of soft, but another kind of… I don’t know how to describe it, anyway, it was the kind of soft that made me feel very safe.

Do you think this is the end? This is not the end yet, Xiao Lele still has a “critical hit” at the end.

The child curled up her body slightly, half-wrapping her head, which was already lying on her belly.

Holding her head, Xiao Lele whispered in her ear: “It’s okay now, meow. This is the port area, a place where you can relax and rest, so now you can sleep peacefully meow.”

The special move appeared. As long as you feel the softness of the child and listen to the whispers, and meet these conditions at the same time, you can trigger the special move “Call from the Womb”.

Ship girls are a non-human species. No matter how much they look like humans, it cannot change the fact that they are ships. So even if they don’t sleep for a short period of time, it won’t have much impact, but they will still be tired after all. Xiao Lele’s ultimate move brings Ron an unprecedented feeling.

It was a sense of security she had never experienced before, but it was impossible to describe in words what the feeling was like. All she could say was that it made her feel very secure.

After a feeling of security, sleepiness came over me like a tide.

Naturally… Ron fell asleep not long after closing his eyes.

This was a very natural reaction. It could even be said that she herself did not react much and fell asleep very naturally.

“You must be tired, it’s okay, meow. It will be fine after you wake up meow.”

The very healing cat’s meow whispered softly in the ear, which completely put the other person to sleep.

This kid is not bragging, he has used this method to cure many veterans suffering from PTSD, so this kid can be said to be the savior of many anxious veterans.

Even if the target is a ship girl, it is no exception. Look at Ron, isn’t he the most typical example?

Looking at her peaceful face like a sleeping baby, you could tell that this might be the first time in her life that she had such a high-quality nap. I’m afraid no one could have imagined that the terrible Ron could be dealt with like this.

After a long, long time, until the afterglow of the evening sun fell on her eyelids, she was suddenly startled and looked around.

Then I recalled what happened before. Xiao Lele had left long ago, leaving behind only a pillow and a note with the cute Donghuang characters “Ron, go home and have a good rest, meow” written on it.

“Is this… the feeling after having a commander?”

She folded the childlike things very carefully and put them into her own ship space. She was deeply convinced that she seemed to have found the “salvation” that could fill the emptiness in her heart.

After a simple tidying up, he walked out of the bushes. If you looked closely, you would definitely find that Ron’s face was very shiny, which was the benefit of getting enough sleep.

Chapter 228 The trouble that must be solved (please order the whole thing!)

Chapter 228 The trouble that must be solved

The opinions about Ron in the port area have always been mixed. To the destroyers and submarines who often treat her kindly, they all say that she is a very friendly big sister next door. But to the big sisters who often go sailing, she is a crazy woman who needs to be beware of, because she may go crazy at any time and tear her own people apart.

In short, this Iron-Blooded Ship Girl needs to be vigilant against both the ship girls outside and inside the Iron-Blooded camp.

Likewise, for the barbarians in the maintenance factory, Ron was also an object that needed to be vigilant, because every time he came back from a battle, his ship dragon was the most seriously injured. He was also one of the most difficult individuals to appease among her ship dragons, and each repair work took a lot of effort.

One of the most problematic ships in the port area was dealt with without anyone knowing.

The seemingly harmless Xiao Lele dealt with the most dangerous problem ship in the port in an unexpected way. Ron did not tell anyone about what happened that day. She wanted to keep what happened that day as a little secret between the two of them.

It’s just that no one knows it yet. In fact, if you observe carefully, you will definitely find that Ron is a little different now than before, that is… a little more cheerful and gentle. He will even take the initiative to say hello when he sees his colleagues. This subtle change even surprised his iron-blooded colleagues.

In the past few days, Ron also inquired from other camps about the situation when Xiao Lele first arrived at the port. As expected, as long as he asked the ship girls outside the Iron Blood camp, they would be quick to tell the story of how Iron Blood tried to intimidate Xiao Lele at that time, but they kept silent about the same situation in their own camp. It can be said that all the ships have double standards.

Combining the intelligence collected from the four major camps at the same time, Ron finally figured out the truth at that time. He did not expect that the four major camps would do such a stupid thing at the time. Ron expressed great disdain for Bismarck’s behavior of remediation after the fact.

At the same time, Ron now appeared in front of Bismarck and Frederick, both with an inexplicable sense of superiority.

Because she already knew that Bismarck and Frederick were not Xiao Lele’s ship girls, but she… was already Xiao Lele’s ship girl, so a sense of superiority arose spontaneously.

This sense of superiority seemed particularly annoying in the eyes of Frederick and the others. Although she really wanted to reveal that she was Xiao Lele’s ship girl and show off to them, she did not do so in the end.

This is a killer weapon and must be used at the most appropriate time to strike them hard.

Frederick, who knew nothing about this for the time being, simply thought that Ron seemed to be asking for a beating recently. In the past, he was just provoking her out of boredom, but now it was completely the opposite. Recently, whenever she saw this guy’s smiling face, she always had the urge to punch him in the face.

Although he had no idea what was going on, that mysterious sense of superiority made Frederick seldom feel angry.