“In fact, you have been wanting to run naked for a long time (laughing and crying).”

“Exhibitionist, hahahaha.”

“When big brother smiles, life and death are unpredictable (laughing and crying).”

“Big brother licked his lips and poisoned himself to death (dog head).”

It was poisonous.

Hahahaha.

. . . . . .

The boy explained: “No, brother, I don’t want to streak.”

Lin Feng waved his hand and said: “Brother, listen to me, although your consciousness was blurred and you lost all memory,
But your subjective consciousness has been controlled by your inner primitive desires.

It means that you can no longer use your self-consciousness to control your body.

Finally you revealed your true self.
We say that alcohol gives cowards courage.

You are usually timid in life, suppressed by your sister, and looked down upon for your poor skills.

Once you drink,

Let yourself go completely.

He turned into a wild boy and went out running naked. “

Well. . .

. . . . . .

On the barrage.

“Wild boy hahahaha.”

“I’ve wanted to streak naked for a long time (laughing and crying).”

“We play the West Coast (Doghead).”

“All the good deeds of the night were lost in laughter (tears).”

Hahahaha.

. . . . .

The boy looked helpless and could only continue to explain: “Because I did lose my memory at that time, but later I analyzed it,

I think it may be because the door of my toilet is facing the entrance door.

Then I mistook that for the bedroom door and went out.
But later on, my impression was that I was always looking for home, but I couldn’t find it.”

Lin Feng: “Okay, you went to the toilet at home, and then you went out to find a home, don’t explain the exhibitionism.

But it doesn’t matter, because in today’s society, as long as there is no major adverse impact, these are minor problems.

If we go back to ancient times,

Beat to death,

Punished to copy the “Manly Virtues” ten times.

After that, I will castrate you and send you to the palace to be a eunuch.”

Well. . .

. . . . . .

On the barrage.

“Being caned to death and being punished by copying the man’s ethics ten times, hahahaha.”

“No, how can we copy the male virtues if we are all beaten to death (confused)”

“Don’t worry about it, I’m dying of laughter, hahahaha.”

“Brother, your mouth is too powerful (laughing and crying).”

. . . . .

Boy: “But the impact is also very bad, because… that…”

Seeing the boy hesitating,
Lin Feng asked, “Damn, there won’t be surveillance cameras installed in the village, right?”

Boy: “Yes, there are surveillance cameras.”

Lin Feng: “Then you are done. If not, you can spend some money to ask the secretary or something to delete the surveillance video in the village.

Otherwise it will be troublesome to copy this thing.
If it’s played at your wedding, you’ll be socially ruined.

Because many times you don’t know how the video came out.
So you should discuss with the secretary whether this surveillance video can be deleted. You said you drank too much last night.

The secretary said no.
The eldest brother had no other choice.

Actually, if you calm down and think about it,
Nothing.

Anyway, the village hasn’t been this lively for a long time.”

Well. . .

. . . . . .

On the barrage.

“Anyway, the village hasn’t been this lively for a long time. Brother, are you trying to make me laugh to death? Hahaha.”

“Only the villagers knew about it, and now the whole internet knows about it. (Laughing to death)”

“It will be trending on TikTok tomorrow, hahaha.”

“The title is: West Coast Exhibitionist (Doghead).”

you..

Hahahaha, I’m about to die of laughter in the live broadcast room.

. . . . . .

Boy: “Brother, it’s not in the village, it’s in the apartment.”

Lin Feng slammed the table and said, “That’s even worse. You were running naked in the apartment, didn’t anyone call the police?”

Boy: “I don’t remember, but the apartment sent me a warning letter the next day.”

Lin Feng: “What warning? Warning you about streaking?”

Boy: “No, he said above that I broke into the homes of two residents on other floors.”

What the hell!

The residents must be scared to death.

In the middle of the night,

Naked man.

What a pervert!

Boy: . . . .

After Lin Feng laughed at her, he comforted her, “It’s nothing, the police came and smelled the alcohol on you, and they knew you didn’t do it on purpose.

They just sent a warning letter, which means it’s not a big deal.”

Boy: “The problem now is that the security guards and managers downstairs all know me, and I don’t know how many people have seen it, or if there are any videos.

So now I don’t dare to go out much, and I haven’t been out for three or four days.

I think I should just move.”

Raymond Lam: “Your thing is recording and breaking in illegally. You are a hot topic for an impure old lady in the neighborhood.
I think you,
There is no point in moving, just escape from the Earth as soon as possible.

If all else fails, we can just go to the moon to explore new land.”

Well. . .

. . . . .

On the barrage

“Let’s go explore the moon (laughing and crying).”

“Awesome hahahahahaha.”

“The hot topic about the old lady in the community, my brother really understands it (laughing to death).”

“My dog ​​just laughed twice (covering his face).”

puff~
Hahahahaha.

. . . . . .

Lin Feng: “I’m not kidding you, brother. You definitely can’t survive in this building.
Why? Listen to me.

You were drunk at the time and you don’t remember anything. Let me help you restore it.

At that time, as long as you broke into the resident’s home, the resident would definitely call the security in the apartment first, and then call the police.
At that time, I guess everyone in the building, like the security group and the owner group, probably sent pictures and videos and recorded it.

Then the police arrived. According to regulations, they must collect evidence first. They can’t just rush in and arrest you.
So you must turn on the camera and shoot the whole process.

So just think about it, there are several copies of the video.

One copy is from the apartment surveillance, one copy is from the police evidence collection, one copy is from the security guard himself, and one is spread among the owners’ group. One person tells ten people, ten people tell a hundred people. How many copies are there in total?
It doesn’t mean you can delete it just because you want to.

Besides, when did this happen?
The day before yesterday, right?

That’s it.
It must be spreading like wildfire now, and the widow is ready to come to your door.”

Well. . .

. . . . . .

On the barrage.

“The widow is already ready to come to my door, oh my god, hahahahaha.”

“Brother is right, the residents must have video footage, otherwise there would be no evidence to call the police (laughing to death).”

“Owners group: Look, there is a primitive man (dog head) here.”

“It’s over. There is no privacy at all on my body, hahaha.”

It’s too cruel.

. . . . . .

Raymond Lam: “Actually, this is not the most important thing.
I think the hardest working ones are the ones wearing hats.

Why do grassroots police officers have the hardest time? Because they receive a call in the middle of the night about an illegal intrusion. They want to get a second-class merit.

Because breaking into a house is a big deal.
Then they came over to take a look.
Oh shit,

A drunk, a young man, vomited all over himself, and he lost his second-class merit. People still had to help him into the room and send him back.

Your thing is blacked out, and you are so weak that the hat uncle has to carry you on his back.

It’s quite annoying, you little thing.”

Well. . .

. . . . . .

On the barrage

“That’s a very true description… (laughing and crying).”

“The visual sense came to me all of a sudden, hahahaha.”

“So miserable (laughing and crying).”

“It woke my whole family up with laughter, hahaha.”

“Build a castle with your toes and move in (dog’s head).”

6
Hahahahaha.

. . . . . . .

Raymond Lam: “I’ll ask you one last time, did you really not pull your trouser pockets?”

Boy: “No, no, it should be… No, definitely not.”

Lin Feng: “You have lost all memory, how do you know if you have defecated?”

Boy: “Probably not, because he didn’t write that in the warning letter he gave me.”

Lin Feng nodded: “Then just pray that there is no such thing.”

Boy: “But I can’t move recently, what should I do? I still wear a hat when I go out every day…”

Lin Feng waved his hand and said, “That’s not necessary, as long as you are not embarrassed, it’s others who are embarrassed.

Neighbors greet each other normally.
Even if someone avoids you, you don’t have to be surprised.
Because they are afraid.

But for example, if a security guard greets you, you can just greet him normally.
If you encounter someone who turns his head away and ignores you, don’t be sad. After all, this is not something that most people can accept.”

Boy: “But could they be face-blind? Because some of them we don’t talk to very often and we’ve never met them twice…”

Lin Feng: “Don’t think about it, I tell you, for most people, if we say hello once or twice in the community, it is possible that they will not remember.

But if you have been naked in our community, let alone wearing a hat, I would still be able to recognize you even if you wear a mask.

So my advice is to avoid going out if possible before moving.

If you said you had something to do today and you had to go out,
My advice is, go down the drain.”

Uh. .

. . . . . .

On the barrage.

“Let’s go down the sewer, hahahaha.”

“Brother, why do you have so many weird ideas? (laughing and crying).”

“Brother: I have three options: the best, the middle and the worst. The best option is to escape from the Earth. The middle option is to seek refuge abroad. The worst option is to go out and walk through the sewers (dog head).”

“I have a plan, plastic surgery (sunglasses).”

“Plastic surgery is too expensive. I suggest welding a hood before going out (grin).”

6
Hahahahaha.

. . . . . .

Lin Feng coughed twice and said with a suppressed smile: “Sorry, sorry, it’s actually a very sad story.”

Boy: “So I’ll just have to grit my teeth and do this for the next few months.”

Lin Feng: “What else can you do? You can’t move for the time being, you can only pretend that nothing happened.

Actually, think about it yourself, you don’t have anything valuable, so just watch it.

Even my sister doesn’t like that thing, so I guess others wouldn’t want to see it either.

Let’s be honest, the aunties and sisters in the community have seen everything.

Yours is just a small scene.”

Boy: “Brother, stop talking. I’m leaving now.”

Toot~
The boy hung up the call.

Lin Feng pointed at the barrage and cursed: “You bunch of bastards, you scared my brother away.

Some people say that we can move to Siberia to grow potatoes, because there are few people there.

There is also talk of exile.

Send him into exile.

You guys are so fucking wicked.
This also mentions the contents of the warning letter.
I’m asking you guys to have a little compassion.

Brother, are you still in the room?
Listen to me, it’s okay. A while ago, there were two people running naked in broad daylight, and the video was all over the place.

It’s much more serious than yours.

That’s it, they even censored it when they posted it.

When your message is sent out, it will also be coded.

Don’t be sad,

Life passes quickly and no one remembers you. “

. . . . .

On the barrage.

“My sister doesn’t like that thing, and I guess others don’t want to see it either (laughing and crying).”

“Brother, are you sure we were the ones who scared them away (dog head)?”

“Throwing the blame, how shameless.”

“Brother, do you know how poisonous your mouth is? (Smile)”

“A neighbor’s ridicule hurts 100%, but a big brother’s words hurt 10000%.”

Hahahahaha.

. . . . . . .

Lin Feng took a puff of cigarette and said, “If you can bring this thing up and talk about it yourself, and face it, then it won’t matter.

I’m young, so I just watch it. I don’t care.

As long as you don’t care about it and don’t think it’s a big deal, others can’t hurt you.

What if others look at you strangely?

Yes, it’s me, what’s wrong?
As long as you don’t care, when others find out that you are quite thick-skinned and say that you don’t feel any pain, they won’t laugh at you.

But as soon as someone talks to you, you become shy and run away, and then they become more motivated.

Anyway, we took off all our clothes and exposed our buttocks. That’s right, what’s wrong with me?
You’re a dead pig that’s not afraid of boiling water.

No one can use this matter to attack you.

That’s the reason.

Do you understand?

Don’t blame me for always making fun of you after you go down.
Today, I have finished talking to you. No matter if it is funny or hurts your self-esteem, you have heard everything you should hear.
Do you think what others say can still hurt you?
You are immune.
never mind.”

. . . . . .

On the barrage.

“I have scolded you today, how can others hurt you (dog head)?”

“What a great immunotherapy (laughing and crying).”

“Between social death and being scolded to death by the big brother, I chose the latter (sunglasses).”

Hahahahaha.

. . . . . .

Lin Feng knocked on the blackboard: “Seriously, brothers, as the old saying goes, a gentleman should drink less, eat less, and know more.

Because when people are clear-headed, they are in one state, and after drinking, their thoughts are different.
Take advantage of this glass of wine to say what you usually want to say but dare not say. You are also selective when you curse people.

He doesn’t scold those he can’t beat.

Why do some people beat their wives when they are drunk, but I have never heard of anyone beating their boss when they are drunk.

The so-called drinking and causing trouble, to put it bluntly, is just using alcohol to cover up one’s face.

In fact, most people just play and make noise after drinking.

It’s all intentional.

I have never seen a person jump into the river after drinking.

Of course, it is not absolute.
Maybe there are, but I haven’t seen them yet.
All I can say is that most people cover their faces with alcohol.

So brothers, when you go out to eat and drink with others in the future, drink as little as possible. There are too many examples of people getting into trouble by drinking too much. “

. . . . . .

On the barrage.

“Drink less alcohol and know more about things (thumbs-up).”

“That’s absolutely right. Most people who drink and cause trouble use alcohol to cover their faces.”

“Brother is so smart despite his young age.”

“Why do I want to cry when I drink? I can’t stop my tears from flowing…”

“There are too many things that make me feel wronged.”

“Hug.” (End of this chapter)