so,

Brothers,

Marriage is risky and love requires caution.

Fraud is not only found in northern Myanmar.

Even fucking dating has its own industrial park.

Tell me if it’s scary or not.

. . . . .

On the barrage.

“I’m in love with northern Myanmar (laughing and crying).”

“I can accept that feelings are fake, but I cannot accept that money is fake (dog head).”

“Indeed, you can cheat on my feelings, but you can’t cheat on my money, because I can love many people, but I really can’t make much money, wuwuwu (crying).”

“Yeah, how much money can I make in my life… (crying to death).”

“Today’s young people: extremely emotional, extremely poor in wallet (sunglasses).”

puff~
Hahahaha.

“I’m different. You can cheat me out of my money, but don’t do it right away, or it will make me look stupid (smile).”

“Well, I want to cheat you out of 2999, is that okay? The main thing is that 3000 can open a case (Bread Dog).”

Fuck you.

Hahahahaha.

. . . . . . .

Lin Feng glanced at the comments and said, “You can cheat me of my feelings, but you can’t cheat me of my money.”

Lin Feng laughed at the time and said to the live studio: “Wake up buddy, no one is lying to you about your feelings.”

What the hell!

It hurts so much.

The netizens collectively broke down the defense.

“Bad words hurt people’s hearts (crying to death).”

“The truth is even sharper than a knife (dog’s head).”

“Big brother doesn’t charm men or women, he’s just a ruthless person (laughing and crying).”

“Ma Libi, I found this anchor targeting me several times in one night!! (Angry).”

“Great, it’s a general, we are saved…”

puff~
Hahahahaha.

. . . . . .

okay,

Next one.

Ding~
“Hey bro.”

It’s a boy.

Raymond Lam: “Hello buddy, what’s the problem?”

Boy: “Brother, I have a relationship problem. Before, I was dating a girl.
But something happened when we were together that really bothered me.

Actually, I think it’s not good to mind, but I can’t control my emotions. ”

Lin Feng: “Tell me more about it.”

Boy: “Because she is my older sister, she has been in a relationship before, but I don’t mind this.

What I mind is that when she is chatting, she tells me some details about her and her ex-boyfriend.

When she mentioned the details, it was hard for me not to make associations, and it was annoying.”

Lin Feng said with sympathy: “Brother, I understand this too well, because I also met this kind of sister when I was in a relationship.

There are some sisters. To be honest, I am going to complain here.
Some girls, you don’t know how your words hurt your brother.

Of course, some sisters may have good intentions and want to teach you more.

For example, she said to you, do you know that you can pat me from behind? My ex-boyfriend would do that.

I am convinced too.
Just because he takes photos of me and I don’t doesn’t mean his cooking skills are necessarily better than mine.

Maybe it’s just that everyone has different habits.

Moreover,
I am the younger brother.
Everyone has to fry the pan when they cook for the first time. “

Well. . .

. . . . . .

On the barrage.

“Stir-frying in a wok… is that what I understand as stir-frying (laughing and crying)?”

“Hmm… this dish has some flavor (sunglasses).”

“Cooking? That’s it. If I can’t cook, I’ll be single for the rest of my life (confused).”

“You go to the kids’ table.”

Hahahahaha.

. . . . . .

Raymond Lam: “Actually, she thought she was teaching you some skills, but as a younger brother, you feel uncomfortable, right?”

Boy: “Yes, it will be very annoying.”

Lin Feng suddenly raised his eyebrows and asked with a gossipy look on his face: “What specific details did she talk about?”

Well. . .

“Anyway, it’s pretty much what you said. I don’t want to talk about it anymore. It’s so uncomfortable to talk about it.”

Lin Feng comforted: “Brother understands you, you said this without meaning it, but the listener took it seriously, and you listened to what she said afterwards.”

Boy: “Yeah, I always wonder if she did it on purpose. I feel like this is wrong. Isn’t this the most basic thing?

Why do you still want to tell me this kind of thing?

Wouldn’t it be offensive if you told me that?”

Lin Feng: “Then let me analyze it from the perspective of a sister. It may not be offensive to you.
She is an emotion.
Just like before I broke up with that girl, I asked her,
I said, why do you always tell me this?
Because we broke up at that time, I don’t know whether she was just saying it in anger or if it was true.
She said at the time that your skills are too poor and you are not willing to learn from me.

Anyway, she feels that you are lacking in this area. As an elder sister, she thinks that she should not only teach you how to live, but also teach you cooking.

never mind,

Not to say,
It’s over if you feel uncomfortable.

well! “

Well. . .

. . . . . .

On the barrage.

“Brother, why are you sighing (dog head)?”

“Because my brother feels the same way (laughing and crying).”

“Hahaha, brother has also been disliked before, hahaha.”

“Pass it on, big brother can’t do it!”

Hahahahaha.

. . . . . .

Raymond Lam: “So buddy, she must think you’re not good in that area, otherwise she wouldn’t tell you so much,

If you are really better than her ex-boyfriend in every aspect, she will have nothing to compare with.

That’s because your cooking skills are not as good as her ex-boyfriend’s.”

Boy: . . .

Raymond Lam pointed at the comments and said: “Those who are laughing, even the Buddha will not forgive you.

You can actually laugh out loud when you see a little boy treating love so sincerely.

Bad sister.

It’s ok, brother.

Big brother understands you,

Big brother, please accompany me.”

Lin Feng silently picked up a small yellow bottle from outside the table, poured a few pills into it, and swallowed them with his head tilted back.

The barrage of comments instantly exploded with laughter.

“Fuck, Liuwei Dihuang Pills, hahahahahaha.”

“My merits are still there even if you don’t take the medicine. But if you take the medicine, I will burst into laughter. Hahaha.”

“Big brother understands you, big brother will accompany you, and then he quietly took out Liuwei Dihuang Pills and swallowed them (laughing and crying).”

“I really didn’t expect that big brother would take medicine, hahaha.”

“He knows how to live broadcast. It’s really effective for the show, hahaha.”

“Brother: It’s a show effect, it’s also real (dog head).”

puff~
Hahahahaha.

. . . . . . .

Boy: “But there is something more bothering me than these, because I am younger than her.
In fact, I have always been very insecure in front of her, which means I am relatively weak.
Then he thought this was not good, and she thought I should be more assertive or something like that.”

Raymond Lam: “To sum it up, she hopes you can be the leader of this relationship, not her.”

Boy: “Yes, yes, that’s what I mean.”

Raymond Lam: “In the end, I still think you are too weak.
Let me tell you, this sister has probably dated the brothers, and the brothers would often pinch her neck and slap her face.

She likes this very much.

But you can’t, you are the younger brother, you don’t have the confidence, that’s why she always points at you.”

Well. . .

. . . . . .

On the barrage.

“Pinch her little neck and slap her little face… Hahahaha, you’ll get rich laughing.”

“I totally understand, hahahaha (laughing to death).”

“Brother is so brave, I’m so afraid that his account will be blocked (laughing and crying).”

“Already on the edge (dog head).”

Hahahahaha.

. . . . . .

Boy: “No, big brother, please don’t always turn in that direction, okay.”

Raymond Lam: “It’s not that I turned that way, that’s what she meant.

And you bunch of bastards on the public screen, what nonsense are you talking about.

What titles are blocked and what are not.

I am such a positive anchor, how can the platform ban my account?

Besides, I’m teaching my brother some cooking skills.

Don’t talk nonsense.

younger brother,

Ignore them, listen to what Big Brother is saying.

Don’t be sad,
No one is born knowing how to cook. It is normal if food is not cooked well or is burnt.

We can start with a simple stir-fry and then slowly add various seasonings. We also need to help each other in this process.

Learn and grow together, slowly master cooking skills, and then try more cuisines.

The seasonings added during cooking determine the taste and texture of the dish.

Both parties must communicate more often. After each meal, they can share the taste and understand each other’s favorite flavors.

The most important thing is the heat. If you cook the food for too long, it will be overcooked. If you cook it too much, it will not be cooked. Eating too much is not good for your health.

Pay special attention to the fact that we can add minced garlic and ginger slices while heating the oil.

This way, when you add the ingredients, you don’t have to worry about not controlling the heat well.

At last,
If the other person’s cooking skills are really hard to describe.

Don’t worry, you can borrow cooking tools or buy some semi-finished products to slow down.

These require very low cooking skills, you can just tear open the package, heat it up and enjoy it.

Remember?

These are the recipes that I have summarized based on my many years of experience. I don’t teach ordinary people.”

. . . . . . .

On the barrage.

“Something just doesn’t feel right (scratching head).”

“The best thing you said is stir-fry (dog head).”

“I seem to understand, but I also seem to not fully understand (confused).” “I suddenly want to have a chat with the chef (heart).”

“I’m convinced (grin).”

Hahahahaha.

. . . . . .

Boy: “Brother, really not. Actually, these are not what I care about most. What I care about most is that she told me that she was pursued by a boy before.
She didn’t like the boy at first.
But that boy is very good, you know?
She played hard to get and then got her.
After getting her, we didn’t become a couple. It was just that he had sex with her for one night and then disappeared.

You said that kind of scumbag, how can you compare me to him?

I just don’t understand.”

Lin Feng: “So what I said just now was not wrong, do you know what she wanted to express by telling you this?

Did she meet a scumbag before?
no,
Brother, she is telling you that she does not need much affection.
but,
Cooking requires relatively high technical skills.

To put it bluntly, she is ill.

Do you know what disease it is?”

As he spoke, Lin Feng tapped on the small blackboard and quickly wrote down three words.

“Erection disorder.”

???

The boy looked confused.

. . . . .

On the barrage.

“Euphoria hahahahaha.”

“What is this? This is the first time I’ve heard of this (laughing and crying).”

“Since I entered this live broadcast room, I finally understood what it means to never stop learning (sunglasses).”

Hahahaha.

“Cold knowledge: A lustful man is called a pervert, and a lustful woman is called a lustful ghost. (Dog head)”

“It’s pretty explosive (laughing and crying).”

. . . . . .

Lin Feng: “I’ve made it very clear, I just like playing hard to get, and I’m not referring to you.”

Boy: “I think I can’t accept this.”

Lin Feng: “Listen to my elder brother’s advice and learn it.

Even if you are not with her, you can still use it in the future.

And I’m telling the truth,

Some sisters don’t take feelings very seriously.
You are just a rotten cabbage, a small cabbage, or a tender cabbage in her cabbage garden. She just comes to nudge you for no reason, and you don’t have to take it seriously.

But since she taught you how to fertilize, it is not necessarily a bad thing for you to learn and grow according to her way and her preferences.”

Well. . .

Raymond Lam: “I see that you guys are very interested in cooking, so let me tell you how good cooking is defined.

First of all, your cooking skills must be good enough.

Secondly, the kitchen utensils must be up to standard.

The third is the relationship between the chef and the customer, or the magnetic field, which you also have to pass.

The first two are particularly easy to understand, right?

You know how to cook all the dishes you should cook, and your hardware can’t be said to be solid, but at least it has to be adaptable.

You can’t use an ear spoon to cook, that’s too mini, that’s not okay.

The third point is that the magnetic field and the mutual feeling are actually very important.

This determines whether you eat one meal or every meal.

Finally, we must ensure that customers have an experience that exceeds their expectations.

Remember, brothers,

It exceeded expectations.

Because exceeding expectations is a surprise.

It is your duty to cook for others to have enough food.

If you want others to really remember you and want to come back for the next time after eating your meal, then you must exceed expectations and make your meal especially delicious and tasty.

Some chefs may ask, how can we exceed expectations?

I just said,
You still need to practice, brother.

As the saying goes, a three-foot-thick ice does not form overnight, and improving cooking skills does not happen overnight.

You learn by doing.”

. . . . . .

On the barrage

“Cooking with an ear spoon, hahahahaha.”

“No, the key is how you can exceed expectations (laughing and crying).”

“Brother, you didn’t say anything in the end. You learn by doing (dog head).”

“Just one sentence, brother, you still need to practice.”

“Listen to him, if practice is effective, would he still take Liuwei Dihuang Pills (sunglasses)?”

Case solved

Hahahaha.

“Oh, I’m not expecting it to exceed my expectations. I’ll just have to adapt the kitchenware so I can eat my fill first.. By the way, are there any cooking training classes? (Sunglasses)”

“In my opinion, if you are hungry, you will get used to it. How can being picky about food not be considered a terminal disease (dog head)?”

Cow batch!

Hahahahaha.

. . . . . .

Lin Feng: “Don’t be sad, brother. Although what this sister said is true, it is indeed a bit too much.”

Boy: “Brother, let’s change the subject. You always lean towards that direction when I talk about something.”

Lin Feng: “Brother, you are still embarrassed. Okay, do you have any other questions?”

Boy: “It’s not a big deal. I just encountered something really bad recently.”

Lin Feng’s interest revived, and he asked, “What’s the matter?”

The boy said shyly: “Then I’m telling you, don’t laugh at me.”

Lin Feng: “Hey, big brother has seen the world, he won’t laugh at you, hey hey hey, little brother, wait a moment.”

Then Lin Feng pointed at the comments and cursed, “You bunch of bastards, the other person hasn’t said anything yet and you’re already posting it on the public screen. Hahahaha.

What if they don’t say anything?

My brother’s curiosity has been aroused, and you guys have ruined my business.

At least wait until the other person has finished talking before laughing.

Just bear with it for now.”

Then he said into the microphone: “It’s okay, brother. I won’t laugh. They won’t laugh either. You can tell me.”

Boy: . . .

Raymond Lam: “If it really doesn’t work, I’ll just smile first as a sign of respect.

Hahahahahaha.

okay,

The eldest brother finished laughing.

You say it.

Uh. .

. . . . . .

On the barrage.

“I’ll just laugh first to show my respect, hahahaha.”

“Brother, I’m done laughing, you can talk (laughing and crying).”

“I wasn’t laughing at first, but after big brother said that I laughed like crazy, hahaha.”

“It’s really confusing for the kids (dog head).”

The package is ridiculed.

Hahahahahaha.

. . . . . . .

Lin Feng: “Okay, brother, hurry up.”

The boy hesitated for a while before saying, “It was the day before yesterday. Two of my friends came to see me.

Because we hadn’t seen each other for a long time, we were very happy and got drunk.

Later they sent me home, but after I got home, I probably took off my pants in the bathroom when I went to the toilet… “

Lin Feng: “No buddy, did you pull it in your trouser pocket?”

The boy hurriedly said: “No, no, I was drunk and vomited on my body and pants.
I took off all my clothes when I went to the toilet.

But I was so drunk that I didn’t remember what happened afterwards.

I think I should go to bed after taking off my clothes.

But actually… I was out.”

Lin Feng’s expression suddenly became interesting: “Dude, you went out naked?”

Boy: “…Yeah.”

Lin Feng: “Fuck, you are running naked.”

“….Um.”

As soon as the boy nodded, he heard a burst of laughter coming from the live broadcast room.

Streaking.

Hahahaha.

Brother, you are really awesome.

Hahahahaha.

Does your butt hurt when you get up?

Hahahahaha.

In the live broadcast room,

Lin Feng laughed so hard that he fell backwards.

Boy: . . .

. . . . . .

On the barrage.

“Look, the mocking (sunglasses).”

“It’s okay, we laugh with big brother (dog head).”

“Line up and laugh hhhhh.”

That’s so bad hahahaha.

“Does your butt hurt when you get up?.. Big Brother.. Really hahaha.”

“Poor kid, he’s going to die again (covering his face).”

“Why don’t you just tell me you have something on your mind, don’t let big brother laugh at you.”

learned.

. . . . .

cough~

a long time,

Lin Feng suppressed his laughter and said, “Brother, listen to me, why do we say that a gentleman should drink less?
Because I could have been a good young man of the new era with character and moral bottom line.
I can stick to my own character.

But alcohol can mislead people.

Alcohol will lower your moral bottom line, it will make you become loose in all kinds of things, and it will even expand your desires and increase your desires.

It will light you know.

To put it simply, what it means is that you didn’t go out naked because you were drunk.

In your heart, you have long wanted to run naked.

It’s just that because of the alcohol, you were able to do something that you originally didn’t dare to do but wanted to do in your heart.

Got it?

Exhibitionist! “

Boy: … (End of this chapter)