There are always sick girls with ill intentions towards me

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Crackling!

The next moment, Yu Miaoqing immediately covered her red lips, her beautiful peach blossom eyes rolling around.

Those granular animal pills look like candies and have a faint peach flavor, but they jump!

At this moment, her mouth was making noises like firecrackers during the New Year.

She stared at Li Lingge and asked, what is this?

“Is it delicious?” Li Lingge lifted Yu Miaoqing’s chin. “This is a pill that I specially asked Fifth Junior Brother to refine for oral administration.”

Yu Miaoqing was confused. Aren’t all pills meant to be taken orally?

But seeing Li Lingge’s appearance, she immediately became alert.

At this moment, Tiaodan’s energy was almost exhausted, and she regained her composure.

Her throat rolled, and then she asked directly.

“Isn’t this that kind of elixir?”

She naturally knew that there were many elixirs that could arouse women, and the Hehuan Sect was especially good at this.

However, for her, this kind of thing is completely unnecessary.

On the one hand, this kind of elixir has no effect on the holy realm.

On the other hand, she was already sufficiently moved by Li Lingge.

Seeing that she had the wrong idea, Li Lingge said seriously.

“What are you thinking? I’m a serious person!”

Seeing his confident look, Yu Miaoqing said: I don’t believe you at all!

This was the first time she ate this kind of candy, so she felt it was a little novel.

Moreover, she didn’t feel anything unusual at this time.

Li Lingge asked meaningfully.

“You suspected it was that kind of pill, and you swallowed it directly?”

“It’s a little sweet, like sugar.” Yu Miaoqing pointed her index finger at Li Lingge’s head through the white robe, “I will eat anything you give me.”

Li Lingge felt his scalp tighten, these words seemed to have a deeper meaning.

The once pure and innocent Palace Master of Taiqing Palace has been led astray by him.

“It’s called jumping candy, also known as popping candy. Is it delicious?”

Yu Miaoqing smacked her lips, savoring the feeling of the sugar grains bouncing on the tip of her tongue.

“It’s quite novel.”

“You can eat the whole bottle in your mouth, it will taste different.”

Under Li Lingge’s patient persuasion, Yu Miaoqing realized that this thing was indeed not some special medicine. She tilted her head back and poured the entire bottle of popping candy into her mouth.

Crackling.

The popping candy in my mouth was like firecrackers, bouncing around.

Yu Miaoqing blinked her eyes, and at that moment, Li Lingge reached out and grabbed her hair.

“I’m very angry right now.”

It was not until this moment that Yu Miaoqing understood the true use of popping candy.

After a stick of incense.

Li Lingge let out a long sigh. He was so moved by Yu Miaoqing that he cried, tears streaming down his face like a fountain.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Yu Miaoqing was like a ripe peach, her face flushed as if water could drip out of it.

She coughed violently twice and wiped the saliva from the corner of her mouth with her thumb.

“I knew this wasn’t some serious candy.”

The next morning.

Li Lingge opened his eyes in confusion, and then spoke with lingering fear.

“I had a strange dream last night.”

On the side, Yu Miaoqing asked curiously.

“What dream?”

Li Lingge murmured, as if he was trapped in painful memories.

“I dreamed that I was kissing a bearded old man, and the old man drooled all over my face.”

On the side, Yu Miaoqing blushed.

“Silly, you kissed me.”

“Impossible!” Li Lingge shook his head subconsciously, “You don’t have a beard.”

He did some crunches, stood up slightly, and spoke to Yu Miaoqing who was eating alone.

“If you do this, I won’t feel sleepy anymore.”

Puppet House.

As Li Lingge was about to return to the villa with his breakfast box, he met Xiao Yi who had just gone out.

“Big Brother!”

Li Lingge paused.

“Is this yard given to you?”

He still remembered that Lao Deng had asked Xiao Yi to create a puppet of the eighth level within a month.

If this condition can be met, the Puppet Villa will be handed over to Xiao Yi.

“The dean accepted me as his disciple and answered many of my questions about puppetry.” Xiao Yi bowed deeply to Li Lingge excitedly, “Thank you, senior brother.”

If it weren’t for Li Lingge, he might still be in the academy, not knowing what to do.

Thinking back to the days when he followed Fifth Senior Brother in refining medicine at his villa, he was indeed a little too stubborn.

Li Lingge looked at the villa with twinkling eyes.

“Can I see the puppet you made?”

“Of course.” Xiao Yi immediately opened the gate, “Big Brother, please come in.”

Walking into the villa, Li Lingge saw three puppets in the workshop, one of which was a seventh-level puppet, which was equivalent to the strength of the seventh level.

However, he really couldn’t praise the appearance of these puppets.

“Big Brother, do you think these three puppets have any shortcomings?” Xiao Yi stood there nervously, “I want to sell this seventh-level puppet.”

Hearing this, Li Lingge shook his head slightly.

“It’s only been over a month, and you’ve already created a seventh-level puppet. You’re really talented in puppetry.”

Then, he changed the subject.

“However, a puppet not only needs to have cultivation, appearance is equally important.”

He pointed at the three puppets, his eyes full of dissatisfaction.

“Look at these three puppets you made. Although they have heads and limbs, they don’t even have faces.”

As he spoke, he patted the puppet’s chest.

“Still flat-chested.”

The puppet made by Xiao Yi can only be described as crude.

His work was not rough, and each part of the puppet was made very finely, but it was a smooth face without any facial features.

Palms as broad as a palm-leaf fan, and sturdy limbs.

Xiao Yi: Is this the point?

“Big Brother, isn’t the puppet used for fighting? Its appearance won’t affect its strength, right?”

“You are wrong, absolutely wrong.” Li Lingge shook his head. “Puppets are indeed used for fighting, but the fighting power of your puppet is almost zero at night.”

Chu Feng explained immediately.

“No, this puppet’s combat power is the same at night and during the day.”

Seeing that Chu Feng still didn’t understand his meaning, Li Lingge could only speak more bluntly. He pointed at the puppet’s chest.

“It should be big here, the bigger the better, the arms should be slender, the legs should be long, and the feet should be exquisite, do you understand?”

After a slight pause, he pointed at the puppet’s cheek again.

“She has to have a woman’s face, and it has to be charming.”

At this time, Xiao Yi finally understood something.

The corner of his mouth twitched slightly and he asked uncertainly.

“The battle that Senior Brother mentioned at night is probably not the kind of battle I think of.”

Li Lingge looked Xiao Yi up and down and said with certainty.

“It’s a battle you’ve never experienced before.”

Xiao Yi: …

“Is this additional functionality necessary?”

In his opinion, the main purpose of the puppet is to serve as his fighting partner and for self-defense.

Many cultivators with low cultivation levels can buy a puppet that is one level higher than their own to indirectly improve their strength.

But the direction Li Lingge mentioned seemed a little off.

Li Lingge stretched out his index finger and moved it gently.

“You don’t understand men.”

Xiao Yi was speechless, and he couldn’t help but think of Nalan Ruoyan again.

At the beginning, Nalan Ruoyan abandoned him after entering the academy.

Now, he has become the dean’s personal disciple, has his own villa, and has become someone that Nalan Ruoyan needs to look up to.

“I will transform them according to what Senior Brother said.”

After a slight pause, he asked another difficult question in his mind.

“But what kind of face is she going to use?”

Li Lingge’s eyes flickered and he immediately had an idea in his mind.

“It’s simple. You can try using Nalan Ruoyan’s face first.”

Hearing this, a strange light flashed in Xiao Yi’s eyes.

At this moment, Li Lingge seemed to have thought of something, and he glanced at the puppet’s lower abdomen again.

“Oh, and the most important thing is to add a Fiji Cup.”

(End of this chapter)

254. Chapter 254 For ten consecutive days, Yu Miaoqing’s heart was full of

254.

[Weaken the luck of Xiao Yi, the son of luck, and reward a retrospective card! ]

[You can arbitrarily designate everything to be traced back to its essence! ]

When Li Lingge heard the system’s prompt tone, he knew that Xiao Yi had been successfully led astray by him.

But in his opinion, puppet dolls are the right path for a puppeteer.