There are always sick girls with ill intentions towards me
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In fact, if Yu Miaoqing didn’t come, he also planned to use the jade talisman to summon her over.
The time limit for the Equality of All Beings card is about to expire, and he must return to Da Chu as soon as possible.
It is obviously too late to rely on conventional methods.
Even if he drove the golden chariot back now, time would still be tight.
Of course, he has another choice, which is to return to Da Chu through the teleportation array established by Su Fei.
However, it is still not as convenient as Yu Miaoqing, who is in the holy realm, to ride.
Things in South Vietnam have stabilized, and now it’s time to settle accounts with that old bastard.
Yu Miaoqing was a little confused. She had been paying attention to Li Lingge during this period of time.
Now this guy has recaptured Zhenbei City, destroyed Yuwen Ji’s 100,000-man army, and blocked Zhao Guang’s 200,000-man army outside the pass.
At this time, shouldn’t we take advantage of the victory to join Jiang Li and seize the capital of Nanyue?
“What are you going back to Da Chu for?”
“you.”
Li Lingge’s answer was concise and to the point, but Yu Miaoqing didn’t react for a while.
It was not until she brought Li Lingge back to Da Chu that she understood what this guy meant.
Li Lingge took Yu Miaoqing into his own courtyard in the academy and gave her a deep kiss before leaving.
“wait me back.”
“Wherever you go, I’ll go with you.”
Now, she didn’t want to leave Li Lingge for almost a moment.
The kiss just now made her miss him even more.
Li Lingge took a look at Yu Miaoqing’s cloak and gently patted her peach buttocks.
“How can you go out and meet people like this?”
Yu Miaoqing lowered her head slightly, and then immediately spoke.
“I can change into a dress.”
However, Li Lingge grabbed her jade hand.
“Wait for me here.”
After saying that, he pushed the door open and walked out.
He was going to find the old bastard, and Yu Miaoqing couldn’t help him at all.
Moreover, if a real fight breaks out, Yun Yourong is more likely to be stronger than Yu Miaoqing.
Although they are both holy realms, there are gaps between them.
As far as he knew, the two strongest saints in this world were Yun Yourong and Old Turtle.
The two of them should be in a situation where neither of them can kill the other.
The second echelon is Yu Miaoqing, who should be slightly inferior to Lao Wangba.
Yu Miaoqing has just entered the holy realm. Let alone the old bastard, she probably can’t even beat the empress.
Back mountain, bamboo forest.
Li Lingge stood in the bamboo forest and looked around.
“I know you’re here, come out!”
“What’s the matter?”
Zhang Wensheng’s hollow voice was heard from the bamboo forest.
But I only heard his voice but didn’t see him.
“My sister-in-law has something to tell you.”
As soon as he finished speaking, Zhang Wensheng immediately appeared in front of Li Lingge.
“What?”
Seeing Zhang Wensheng appear, Li Lingge immediately activated the realm of equality for all beings.
At the same time, he could sense that Zhang Wensheng’s cultivation was gone.
Things went just as he expected, which made him feel a little unreal.
The old bastard who has been fighting with Yun Yourong for so many years is going to be killed by him today?
At the same time, Zhang Wensheng also noticed something unusual.
Although there was surprise on his face, there was no panic at all.
“You can actually deprive this old man of his cultivation?”
Li Lingge did not hesitate at all, and the next moment his hand was already on the hilt of the Seven Star Sword.
Canglang!
The Seven Star Sword was unsheathed, and a cold light flashed.
Zhang Wensheng was beheaded by his sword and his head rolled to the ground.
However, the imagined blood-spattering did not happen.
Soon, Zhang Wensheng in front of him turned into starlight and disappeared.
The next moment, another Zhang Wensheng appeared before him.
This made Li Lingge’s scalp tighten, and he subconsciously shouted: Sister-in-law, save me!
what is happening?
He had just clearly detected that the old bastard’s cultivation had disappeared, and judging from the old bastard’s reaction, the field of equality for all beings had also taken effect.
But why can’t he be killed?
As if seeing the doubts in his heart, Zhang Wensheng spoke.
“Have you forgotten?”
His tone remained calm, as if the sword just now had not caused any fluctuation in his emotions.
“Heaven and earth are born with me, and all things are one with me.”
After saying that, he turned and left without attacking Li Lingge.
Since he already knew the purpose of Li Lingge’s visit, there was no need for him to stay any longer.
“Don’t jump out of this world, go straight to the human world, and become one with all things. I am all things, all things are me, heaven and earth are born with me.”
Zhang Wensheng’s words left Li Lingge stunned.
He never thought that this old bastard could realize such a profound truth just by saying this one sentence.
So, it was he who created a strong rival for his sister-in-law.
Thinking of this, Li Lingge couldn’t help but tighten the Seven Star Sword in his hand and cut off dozens of bamboos with one sword.
“System, I really want to curse.”
However, the only response he got was system silence.
Walking out of the bamboo forest step by step, Li Lingge felt a little depressed, as if he had come here with high hopes but left with disappointment.
Halfway through, someone suddenly called him.
“Big Brother!”
Hearing the voice, Li Lingge turned around and saw Jingting.
“Fifth Junior Brother, is there something wrong?”
“The elixir that Senior Brother asked me to refine has been refined. As Senior Brother said, it’s selling like hot cakes!”
Jingting took out two bottles of pills from his sleeve, stuffed them into Li Lingge’s hands, and continued.
“Brother, give it a try. If there is anything that needs improvement, please let me know.”
During this period, Qiancaotang’s revenue increased by 30% just by relying on this jumping pill!
It’s a pity that the threshold for this kind of thing is too low, and imitations soon appeared on the market.
Li Lingge glanced at the porcelain bottle in his hand, on which was written: Tiaodan.
He shook it gently and could hear the rustling of particles inside.
Boo!
Pulling out the cork, he pinched two pills and put them in his mouth, then narrowed his eyes.
“That’s exactly the feeling.”
At this time, Jingting talked about the problems he encountered.
“The threshold for this Dan-jumping is too low, and now some people have begun to imitate it. Does Senior Brother have any good solution?”
He could see that any idea in this senior brother’s head was worth money.
Even if the other party gave him one or two words of advice, it would be worth a thousand gold.
Li Lingge shook his head.
“This kind of thing isn’t too complicated, so it’s not surprising that someone has figured it out.”
Just when Jingting was feeling a little disappointed, Li Lingge seemed to have thought of something and continued.
“However, there is another thing you can sell together with Tiao Dan.”
Hearing this, Jingting’s eyes lit up.
“what?”
Li Lingge said calmly: “Jelly.”
“Jelly?” Jingting’s brows knitted together, “What is this?”
“Use fresh pig skin… to make gelatin… then add fruit juice and cool it down to make jelly.”
After briefly explaining the method of making jelly, Li Lingge looked at Jingting who was standing there in a daze and waved his hand.
“Remember?”
Jingting came back to his senses and blinked his eyes.
This process sounds like it shouldn’t be easy to copy.
“I’ll go back and give it a try.”
However, he still had some doubts.
“How do I use this jelly?”
“In fact, men are easy to please. If ice cubes don’t work, try ice cubes and warm water. If ice cubes and warm water still don’t work, try ice cubes and warm water with Tiao Dan and jelly.” Li Lingge patted Jing Ting’s shoulder and said meaningfully, “Go to Hong Xiu Lou twice, and you will understand everything.”
After saying that, Li Lingge took the jumping pill and turned to look for Yu Miaoqing.
Since he failed to kill Zhang Wensheng, he needs to be coaxed.
When I returned to the room, I saw Yu Miaoqing with her head buried in the quilt like an ostrich, her peachy buttocks raised and her waist gently twisting.
“What are you doing?”
Hearing the noise, Yu Miaoqing’s head immediately popped out from under the quilt.
Yu Miaoqing had disheveled hair, a flushed face, and her breathing was a little rapid.
“I just want to take all your scent into my body.”
Li Lingge: (⊙o⊙)
“I brought you something delicious.”
“Ah——” Yu Miaoqing opened her mouth curiously, “What’s delicious?”
Seeing this, Li Lingge walked forward and shook the porcelain bottle in front of Yu Miaoqing. Then the porcelain bottle tilted and the Tiaodan granules poured into her mouth.