Tang Dynasty: The poisonous scholar in the Eastern Palace, please abdicate and let the wise one take

Chapter 201 Are you teaching me how to do something?

Chapter 201 Are you teaching me how to do something?

Honglu Temple.

Lu Dongzan suddenly stood up and looked at the official who came to report in disbelief.

Mu Chi was actually playing with sheep in a brothel!
How can this be? !
Even if Mu Chihou was impatient, he would never attack such a group of goats, right?

“Are you mistaken?”

“Not really.”

The official who came to report Lu Dongzan said helplessly, “It has been confirmed that it is your Tibetan people, and they are still sleeping in the government office.”

Lu Dongzan: “…”

After a brief silence, Lu Dongzan said slowly: “How many people know about this?”

“Then I don’t know. When can you bring the person back? Oh, remember to pay him for the sheep. Goodbye.”

Lu Dongzan watched the other party leave silently, and then slapped the table in hatred, unable to control his anger.

Damn it!

I just told him to be careful and not to cause trouble, but he ended up going to the brothel to play with sheep!
This will bring disgrace to Tubo!
“Somebody come!”

“Go and get Zab.”

“Yes.”

But a moment later, Zabu strode in, “Prime Minister, are you looking for me?”

Lu Dongzan simply recounted what Mu Chi had done, “This matter has a great impact on our Tubo. You should go and find out how many people know about Mu Chi playing with sheep, and try to cover up this matter as much as possible.”

Zhabu was so tired that he was crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, with an expression of disbelief on his face.

Mu Chi plays with sheep?

Isn’t that enough? ?

“Did you hear that?”

“Yes!”

“By the way, arrange for a few people to go to the Chang’an government office and bring Mu Chi back to me!” Lu Dongzan couldn’t help but curse, “This disgraceful guy!”

Zabu nodded and walked away quickly.

Lu Dongzan rubbed his head hard, Mu Chi, what a bastard!

Such a good game of chess was ruined by him in an instant!

After leaving the Honglu Temple, Zhabu went straight to the brothel.

“Oh, sir, please come in.”

“I’m here to compensate Mu Chi.”

Zabu got straight to the point, “I will compensate you for the silver you lost.”

The madam said with a delighted look on her face: “So you are the envoy from Tubo. Since you are here to help Mu Chi pay the compensation, that is the best thing that can happen.”

“He has played with our girl and sheep… I’ll give you a discount, two hundred taels of silver.”

Zhabu’s eyebrows jumped, there was no doubt that she was cheating him out of money.

but.

Zhabu called his men and took out two hundred taels of silver, “I can give you the silver, but from now on, everyone here must keep their mouths shut and not disclose Mu Chi’s affairs.”

The madam stared at the silver bag, hesitated for a moment and then refused, “Too many people know about it, I can’t keep it.”

“As long as you guys in the brothel keep your mouth shut!”

Zabu said in a deep voice, “As long as you can do it, the silver will be yours.”

“Good good!”

The madam nodded repeatedly.

Anyway, so many people know about Mu Chi’s affairs. What difference does it make even if they keep it secret?

It will still spread tomorrow morning.

Zabu nodded, threw the silver bag to the madam, and said in a deep voice: “How many people know about this?”

“That’s too much.”

The madam checked the silver and said with a smile, “The patrolmen on the street, the officials from the government office, the passers-by, the people from the newspapers all over the world…”

Zabu’s mouth twitched, “How come so many people know about this?”

Madam: “Hey, it’s because he was too aggressive and killed all the sheep.”

“understood.”

Zab sighed and left with his men.

Enter your mother.

Mu Chi plays with women and sheep, and still wants me to wipe his ass, ass!

Zabu rubbed his cheek, thought for a while and said in a deep voice: “Let’s go to Tianxia Newspaper Office first.”

Compared with patrolmen, passers-by, and officials, the influence of newspapers across the world is undoubtedly the greatest.

and.

He had no chance of shutting up the first three. He couldn’t search so many people one by one, right?

It would be better to just shut up all the newspapers in the world!

As long as the mouths of newspapers across the country are shut, the impact of this matter will be reduced to a minimum.

Even if the news spread through the mouths of patrolmen and passers-by, its influence was still weaker than that of newspapers.

Second.

They can just say it was a misunderstanding!

Arriving at Tianxia Newspaper, Zhou Tao stood up to greet us with a smile on his face, “What would you like to buy, sir?”

“Is your boss here?”

“Unfortunately, he just left, but Editor-in-Chief Xu is still here.”

“Take me to see your editor-in-chief.”

Zabu said solemnly, “I have a big deal to discuss with your editor-in-chief.”

Zhou Tao glanced at Zabu and his companions and took them to the editor-in-chief’s office.

“Editor-in-chief, someone wants to discuss business with you.”

“who?”

When Xu Qizhuang looked up, he saw Zhabu walking in with a smile on his face. “My name is Zhabu, nice to meet you, Editor-in-Chief Xu.”

“Tibetan?”

Xu Qizhuang frowned and said thoughtfully: “The envoy from Tubo?”

“Your Excellency’s opinion is excellent.”

Zabu smiled and nodded, “I came here today because of the brothel.”

really.

Xu Qizhuang smiled and said, “What do you mean by brothel? I don’t understand.”

Zhabu: “Editor-in-Chief Xu, let’s be frank. I know that the people from your Tianxia Newspaper have reported Mu Chi’s affairs at the brothel, so I want to buy this information. Name your price!”

Xu Qizhuang: “This is the headline article of our newspaper tomorrow. Once it is printed and sold, it will definitely sell like hot cakes.”

Zab: “I understand. So, as long as the price is right, we are willing to pay and buy this news.”

But I don’t want to sell it.

Xu Qizhuang muttered to himself and said jokingly, “Then how much money are you willing to pay to buy Mu Chi’s painting of playing with sheep?”

Playing sheep pictures?
Zhabu’s eyes twitched, and he said after a moment’s hesitation, “Ten thousand taels of silver, what do you think, Editor-in-Chief Xu?”

“Ten thousand taels of silver?”

Xu Qizhuang shook his head and laughed. He took out the picture of playing with sheep drawn by Jiang Yang from the drawer and shook it in front of Zhabu. “How much do you despise this picture? Or is this person dispensable to you Tubo?”

Zhabu’s expression gradually turned cold. “Editor-in-Chief Xu, ten thousand taels of silver is not a small amount. In business, harmony brings wealth. If you don’t know how to adapt, you will easily suffer losses.”

Xu Qizhuang: “Are you teaching me how to do things?”

Zabu took a deep breath and said, “How much silver do you want?”

“One hundred thousand taels, do you have it?”

“Excessive!”

Zabu was furious. “Just a picture, and you want one hundred thousand taels of silver?”

Xu Qizhuang: “This is more than just a picture!”

“Think about it, you have been seeking marriage at the Jiangxia Palace these days and spreading the news in the city, but suddenly something like this happened…”

“Tsk, tsk, tsk.”

“The success falls short!”

Zabu’s face looked extremely ugly.

Just as Xu Qizhuang said, once Mu Chi’s affairs were exposed, all their previous efforts would be in vain. I’m afraid that by then, they would have to face the pointing and criticism of passers-by when they go out.

Here.

They don’t play with girls, they play with sheep.

My scalp feels numb just thinking about it.

“One hundred thousand taels of silver is too much…”

“It doesn’t matter.”

Xu Qizhuang smiled and said, “See you on the headlines tomorrow morning.”

“you!”

“see a visitor out!”

Zabu stared at Xu Qizhuang with hatred and said coldly, “Editor Xu, it’s dark and the road is slippery, you’d better be careful!”

Xu Qizhuang: “Oh, you’re threatening me? Fine, I’ll publish it in the newspaper tomorrow!”

Zabu: “…”

After glaring at Xu Qizhuang angrily, Zhabu turned and left.

Xu Qizhuang sneered. You’re actually threatening me?

“Choutao, how is the printing of tomorrow’s newspaper going?”

“Twenty thousand copies have been printed.”

“Keep printing more, at least 100,000 copies. I want all the people in Chang’an to know about this.”

“it is good.”

Zhou Tao smiled and nodded.

As if he had thought of something, Zhou Tao stopped and asked, “What if they really have prepared 100,000 taels of silver?”

Xu Qizhuang said nonchalantly, “Then give him the sheep painting.”

“Why not accept the free money?”

Zhou Tao’s mouth twitched. No wonder Mr. Su made him the editor-in-chief.

Xu Qizhuang is really becoming more and more like him.

Honglu Temple.

Zhabu told the story with a gloomy face, and Lu Dongzan rubbed his head and sighed.

One hundred thousand taels of silver!
It is enough to pay the military pay of 10,000 troops for three or four months.

They really dare to ask for such a high price.

Zabu said helplessly: “They are sure that we want to buy this picture, otherwise they would not be so arrogant.”

Lu Dongzan: “They are the butchers and I am the meat, what can I do?”

Zabu: “But Prime Minister, we don’t have that much silver.”

They came with many gifts to propose marriage, but the palace sent a large gift, and in the past few days, another gift was sent out in order to bribe officials.

No matter how much silver you have, it can’t support such a construction.

Lu Dongzan sighed, “Forget it, let him handle this matter.”

“Has Mu Chi woken up?”

“Not awake yet.”

“…This bastard! Go wake him up for me!”

Lu Dongzan couldn’t help but yelled angrily.

It’s all because of this bastard!

“Your Excellency, Lord Du Chuke requests to see you.”

“Ok?”

Lu Dongzan frowned. Du Chuke was from the Prince of Wei’s mansion. Why did he want to see him at this time?
“Please!”

“My name is Du Chuke, nice to meet the Tibetan Prime Minister.”

Du Chuke greeted him with a smile, “I heard that the Prime Minister is in trouble.”

Lu Dongzan smiled and said, “Master Du, please take a seat. Why don’t you serve tea to Master Du?”

Du Chuke: “Thank you very much, Prime Minister.”

Lu Dongzan said with a smile: “I wonder where Lord Du heard the news from?”

Du Chuke laughed, “To be honest, I have already ordered people to keep quiet about General Mu Chi’s affairs, so there is no need for you to be nervous, Prime Minister.”

Lu Dongzan’s eyebrows jumped, “What does Lord Du mean?”

Du Chuke: “This is a gift from His Royal Highness the Prince of Wei to the Prime Minister.”

Lu Dongzan smiled and nodded repeatedly. The money he had given before was not in vain. “Please wait for me, Lord Du, to thank His Royal Highness the King of Wei!”

Du Chuke: “You are very polite, Prime Minister. However, you have only been in Chang’an for a short time and are not very clear about the situation in Chang’an.”

“Although we have blocked the mouths of the passers-by and patrolmen, it is not easy to block the Tianxia Newspaper Office.”

Lu Dongzan nodded and said in a cold voice: “Zhabu just went to Tianxia Newspaper Office, and they actually asked for 100,000 taels of silver before they were willing to hand over Mu Chi’s paintings.”

Du Chuke was shocked, “They really are asking for too much.”

“However, I am here to help the Prime Minister. If the Prime Minister needs money, please let me know. The Prince of Wei will support you!”

Lu Dongzan: “Thank you, King Wei, for your kindness. I really don’t have much silver in my hand. If Your Highness King Wei can give me 50,000 taels of silver to help me, I will be very grateful.”

“Easy to say!”

Du Chuke nodded after thinking for a moment, “I will go back and raise some money to help the Prime Minister settle this matter.”

“Thank you!”

Lu Dongzan stood up and bowed deeply.

“You are very welcome.”

Du Chuke smiled and said, “I will have someone send the silver over in an hour at the latest!”

“Farewell!”

“Master Du, walk slowly.”

After watching Du Chuke leave, Lu Dongzan breathed a sigh of relief.

Zabu: “Congratulations, Prime Minister. This matter can be settled.”

Lu Dongzan smiled and said, “Solving Mu Chi is not important now.”

Zabu thought for a moment, “What the Prime Minister means is that the relationship between these princes is not harmonious?”

Lu Dongzan nodded: “This is good news for us.”

“Wait until Du Chuke brings the money, then go to Tianxia Newspaper Office and buy back Mu Chi’s painting of playing with sheep!”

“Yes!”

……

An hour later, Zhabu once again came to the Tianxia Newspaper Office with 100,000 taels of silver.

When Xu Qizhuang heard the news, he was completely shocked.

He actually prepared 100,000 taels of silver!
Xu Qizhuang greeted him personally with a smile and enthusiasm, “Master Zabu, please take a seat.”

Arrogant in front and respectful in back, it makes people laugh when they think about it!

Zabu sat down expressionlessly, “I have brought the silver. Where is Editor-in-Chief Xu’s picture of playing with sheep?”

“Wait a minute!”

With a smile on his face, Xu Qizhuang took out the picture of playing with sheep from the drawer and placed it in front of Zhabu.

“Master Zabu, please take a look. This is the picture of playing with sheep drawn by our newspaper members. The painting skills are pretty good, right?”

Zabu glanced at it, his eyes twitching uncontrollably, and he stuffed it into his sleeves: “Goodbye.”

“Master Zabu, please have a cup of tea before you leave…”

Xu Qizhuang watched Zhabu leave with a smile, and then his eyes fell on the silver.

Zhou Tao stepped forward and said, “One hundred thousand taels of silver, not a penny less.”

“Did you give him the picture of playing with sheep that Jiang Yang drew?”

“Of course!”

Xu Qizhuang said sternly, “We value integrity!”

“He paid 100,000 taels of silver to buy the sheep-playing painting, so I gave him the sheep-playing painting. Is there anything wrong with that?”

Zhou Tao silently gave a thumbs up: “You are becoming more and more shameless.”

“Thank you.”

“Put the silver away first and send someone to Prince’s Residence to tell Brother Su.”

(End of this chapter)