Tang Dynasty: The poisonous scholar in the Eastern Palace, please abdicate and let the wise one take
Chapter 200 He is going to be famous
Chapter 200 He is going to be famous
In the sheepfold.
One fat sheep after another lay on the ground, some wailing, some motionless.
Mu Chi was held down by a dozen men, his eyes were still red, and he looked like he wanted to eat someone.
The patrolmen who were called over couldn’t help but feel nervous when they saw Mu Chi’s appearance.
Could this bastard be targeting us?
“Let me go, let me go…”
“Please give way.”
A curious person came forward, picked up a paintbrush and quickly began to sketch the horrifying scene in front of him.
“Fuck your mother, you…”
A patrolman opened his mouth and started to curse, but was quickly stopped by his companions, “So it’s Brother Jiang Yang from Tianxia Newspaper, why are you here?”
Jiang Yang said with a smile: “When I passed by here just now, I heard the sheep screaming, so I came over out of curiosity. I didn’t expect that a dignified Tubo envoy would do such an immoral thing!”
“Hey, look at this Tibetan envoy. Does he look like the cooked guard general Muchi?”
“Mu Chi, the Tibetan envoy?”
When the people around heard this, their eyes towards Mu Chi suddenly changed a little.
Isn’t it said that this guy goes to the King of Jiangxia’s Palace to propose marriage every day?
Why didn’t you go to the King’s Mansion of Jiangxia today, but instead came to the brothel to play with sheep?
No wonder the girls in the brothels didn’t receive him. Who could tolerate his behavior?
A burst of low-pitched discussions made many passers-by who were not very familiar with him gradually have a better understanding of him.
“Brother Jiang Yang, why did you draw this?”
“Tomorrow’s headlines.”
Jiang Yang said excitedly: “Our newspaper is playing with reality. Look, is this picture realistic enough?”
Everyone: “…”
Is this real?!
If this picture appeared in tomorrow’s newspaper, it would surely shock everyone!
I think that tomorrow morning, the news of the Tubo envoy’s battle with the fat sheep will spread throughout the entire Chang’an City.
“Hey, my fellow patrolmen, please control him first.”
The madam pointed at the struggling Mu Chi and said, “Look, look, more than a dozen guys can hardly hold him down. It’s obvious that he has taken drugs. Hurry and arrest him.”
“Have pity on my daughter Ronghua, have pity on the sheep I raise, you must make him pay for it!”
“I know, I know!”
The patrolman said a few perfunctorily, took out the shackles, controlled him, and then took him away.
This was the first time they had experienced such a thing, and they were a little confused about how to deal with it.
“Of course, this kind of civil case will be sent to the government office.”
Jiang Yang reminded them with a smile, “This is a Tubo envoy, and he is here to ask for marriage. If we don’t handle it well, we will suffer the consequences.”
“Thank you, Brother Jiang Yang, for the reminder. I will definitely treat Brother Jiang Yang to a drink when I am free someday.”
“It’s easy to talk about.”
A group of patrolmen took Mu Chi away.
Although it was raining continuously, Mu Chi was only wearing a single piece of clothing and was still steaming from his body.
Such a strange scene quickly attracted the attention of passers-by.
“Look at that person wearing so little, yet he’s still sweating?”
“He looks like a Tibetan. What did he do to be caught by the patrol?”
“Yo yo yo, look at that…”
“hiss!”
“This is also a talent.”
Amid the ridicule of many passers-by, Mu Chi was taken to the government office.
Lu Chengqing, who was handling government affairs, was devastated when he heard that the Tubo envoy had been captured.
Tubo has been busy earning fame these days and wants the princess to marry into his kingdom.
In the past few days, both the general public and some officials in the court have gradually changed their tone regarding the marriage with Tubo.
Now, the Tubo envoy has been captured?
“Captain Wu, what’s going on?”
Lu Chengqing came to the main hall as soon as possible and pointed at Mu Chi, who was imprisoned in shackles, with a puzzled look on his face.
Why is this person’s face so red and why is he still steaming from his body?
“Your Excellency, when we were on patrol today, we heard a cry for help and went to check, but we didn’t expect to find that this Tibetan envoy, Mu Chi, was in the sheepfold of the brothel, wantonly killing sheep, resulting in more than a dozen deaths and injuries.”
“Um……”
Lu Chengqing nodded subconsciously, and then widened his eyes, as if he had misheard, “Wait, you said he bullied the sheep in the sheepfold of the brothel?”
“Exactly!”
Both Lu Chengqing, who had been an official for many years, and the officials around him, all gasped and looked at Mu Chi in disbelief.
It is understandable to play with women in brothels, and it can be considered a romantic affair.
but.
It was the first time he saw people playing with sheep in a brothel.
“Mu Chi, is what Captain Wu said true?”
Facing Lu Chengqing’s question, Mu Chi felt dizzy and drowsy, and had no consciousness to answer his question.
Captain Wu bowed and said, “Your Excellency, the brothel’s madam said that he might have taken drugs, which is why he did such a shocking thing.”
Lu Chengqing smacked his lips, his face full of admiration.
There are plenty of brothels in the city. Putting aside Mu Chi’s identity as an envoy, he can find a high-quality brothel by just spending some silver.
Even going to Nishang Tower is not a difficult task.
But not only did he go to such a cheap brothel, he also got involved with a group of sheep… Could it be that he fell in love with sheepskin?
“Go get a doctor to see him. Don’t let him die here.”
Lu Chengqing hesitated for a moment and arranged for his men to find a doctor.
No matter what incredible things Mu Chi did, he was after all dressed as an envoy. If he died in the government office, it would be no small matter.
“Yes.”
“Lord Lu, this person has been sent to you. I will take my leave now.”
Lu Chengqing glanced at Captain Wu and the others, waved his hand, and Captain Wu and the others said goodbye with a smile.
soon.
The doctor from the city was invited.
After a quick check on Mu Chi’s condition, the doctor said in disbelief, “What kind of aphrodisiac did this man take to be so hard and erect?”
“What are you asking me?”
Lu Chengqing glanced sideways.
The doctor smiled awkwardly and said, “Sir, after checking just now, the effect of the medicine on his body has almost dissipated. Just prepare some more tea for him to take.”
“When can you wake up?”
“Well, I’m afraid I’ll have to wait until tomorrow, or maybe the day after tomorrow.”
The doctor spread his hands and said, “He used strong medicine. Although the sequelae are not serious, the long-term consumption of Yang Yuan is a great loss. He needs to sleep for a while before he can wake up.”
“As for how long it will take, I can’t say for sure. After all, some people are strong and can wake up after just one night’s rest, while some people are weaker and may need two or three days.”
Lu Chengqing nodded, “Got it, send him back.”
After the doctor left, everyone gathered around Lu Chengqing and talked a lot.
“Sir, what should we do with this man now?”
“Why not throw him into jail?”
“But he is an envoy of Tubo after all. Isn’t it a bit inappropriate to throw him directly into prison?”
“What’s wrong with the Tibetans? If they commit a crime in the Tang Dynasty, they must be punished!”
“……alright.”
Lu Chengqing rubbed his head and said, “He just injured a few sheep. It’s not a serious case. Send someone to the Honglu Temple and tell Lu Dongzan to come and pick him up. By the way, compensate him for his losses.”
“Yes.”
……
CommonWealth Newspaper.
The second floor.
In the editor-in-chief’s office.
Su Chen took the tea handed to him by Xu Hui and savored it slowly.
“Brother Su, I’m back!”
Jiang Yang put down the umbrella in his hand, walked quickly to Su Chen, took out the painting he had done in the brothel, and placed it on the table, “Brother Su, it’s hard to imagine that Mu Chi would do such a despicable thing!”
Xu Qizhuang looked curious, “What despicable thing?”
“Of course it’s an insult to sheep…”
Jiang Yang spoke subconsciously, and suddenly noticed Xu Hui beside him. He coughed awkwardly and said, “I’d better not say it. It’s a bit too disgusting.”
Xu Qizhuang immediately came over and said, “If you say so, then I am interested.”
“Let me see what you have in your hand.”
“Don’t.”
Jiang Yang tried to stop him, but Xu Qizhuang got there first and took it away.
When Xu Qizhuang opened the scroll in his hand, his eyes widened and he gasped.
“Oh my god, he wants to be famous!”
“What do you mean by wanting to be famous or not…”
Xu Hui was about to move forward out of curiosity, but Jiang Yang snatched it back and quickly put it away.
“Hehe, this thing is an eye-stain. Miss Xu, please don’t look at it.”
Jiang Yang said with a smile, “It’s strange to say that there are some poultry behind the brothel…”
Sun Qiang: “You don’t understand. That’s a place for the lower class people in the city. Anyone with some money wouldn’t go to that kind of place.”
Jiang Yang: “But Mu Chi is an envoy after all. It’s impossible that he can’t even afford such a small amount of money for prostitution, right?”
Sun Qiang smiled and looked back at Su Chen.
Jiang Yang suddenly realized, “Brother Su, you asked me to go there today. Did you know that he would do something outrageous like this?”
“I do not know.”
Su Chen smiled, stood up and walked to Jiang Yang’s side. After taking a look at the scroll, he returned it to him and said, “The painting is good, and the angle is also suitable. Just print it in tomorrow’s newspaper.”
Xu Qizhuang grinned, “Brother Su, if this picture is printed in tomorrow’s newspaper, I estimate that Mu Chi’s name will spread throughout Chang’an City in an instant.”
“Isn’t that a good thing?”
Su Chen smiled and said, “Okay, you guys go ahead and do your work. I’ll go back first.”
“it is good.”
After watching Su Chen leave, Xu Qizhuang pulled Jiang Yang together. When he saw Xu Hui coming forward, he drove her out without saying a word.
“strange!”
Xu Hui frowned. “Wouldn’t I know tomorrow at the latest? You two idiots!”
(End of this chapter)