Chapter 409 Extra: Who is the Emperor?

“I want to ride on Big Brother’s head.”

“I…hold hands.”

“…”

Su Ming didn’t know why it turned out like this.

Anyway, Xia Ye, Xia You and Ye Ye were there. One of them wanted to ride on her head, and the other stretched out her hand tenderly.

The only one who behaved naturally enough was Xia Ye, who didn’t want anything and just walked around normally.

“Because, not wanting is wanting.”

“…”

“Xiaoye, if you don’t say anything, big brother will want to hold Xiaoye’s hand first. Is this a trick?”

It doesn’t matter anymore.

I really don’t care about the weird looks from passers-by or whether I pick up my phone to call the police or something.

Anyway, it’s not the first time that I’ve been stared at with strange eyes when I bring them out together. Just be envious! This is the loli world that you can’t have!

“Oh. Big brother suddenly laughed, so disgusting.”

“…”

what.

I don’t want to be so disgusting.

but.

The little hand was holding the left one, and the right one was also held. Behind him, there was a girl with puffed cheeks who really wanted to ride on his shoulders.

Their faces are exactly the same, but their expressions are different.

Light and soft body…

Savory.

soft.

Tiny.

Is it because holding hands is too shy? Xia You’s palms feel getting hotter and hotter.

–

Got lost.

But it was definitely not a common case of getting separated because of too many people. How could Xia Ye and Ye Ye get separated? The former’s IQ and ability were there, and even if the latter was not that smart, her sense of smell was no joke. This was premeditated.

“…”

The lantern festival is very lively.

It can be said that there is not a single car parked within five kilometers. Even to cross the small bridge, you have to wait for some people inside to come out before you can enter.

Su Ming actually had very few opportunities to be alone with Xia You, even in the past year or so. He knew her feelings and had accepted them positively.

But that only seemed to make her more shy.

The noise of the crowd filled my ears. The only thing I could notice was the little hand holding my left hand, which was getting tighter and tighter.

what.

indeed.

Even with Ye Ye, everything was going smoothly. Obviously, Ye Ye was more ignorant and needed to be taught… but she had already reached a level that was even higher than Xia You. It was impossible to say anything to make Ye Ye think about whether there was something else she could pursue. She could only be a scumbag to the end.

Therefore, Xia You’s issue does need to be resolved. It’s not about what you’ve done, it’s about the heart.

How to do it?
Think about it.

“You can pass now.”

As the security guard waved the red flag, the crowd finally moved slowly.

Su Ming subconsciously protected his petite body and passed through. The scenery was indeed well decorated, but I didn’t want to come to this lantern festival with so many people… I really wanted to summon the Philosopher’s Blade and fly back home to sleep.

–

I held my older brother’s hand.

Very warm. In fact, we are all warm-blooded animals, and we can control our body temperature very well… but this is not a temperature change affected by external factors.

Xia You is the name given to me by my older brother.

There is no special meaning, it’s just a name. There are many females with this name in the snow country where humans live, and there are even forums like “Xiayou Bar”. But I am the only one who is in love with Big Brother. This can be called “fate” in human knowledge.

Before I understood what humans were, before I had the need to understand the meaning of their every move, I thought that humans were just like that.

But now, I think humans are scary.

There is no need to talk about others, just talk about the eldest brother’s wife.

An Shiyao, who looks ordinary on the surface, is actually a toothbrush fanatic. She brushes her teeth once in the morning, once after eating, once after lunch, and once before going to bed at night. She even brings a disposable toothbrush when she goes out. If you observe carefully, you can find that she uses different toothpaste every time. Not only that, she is also a nail fanatic. No matter what she does, as long as she has free time, she will carefully clean her nails to ensure that there is no trace of dirt.

In my opinion, nails are the claws that humans have degenerated due to modernization. It is okay to remove them. Since they don’t use their claws to eat like animals, they don’t need to be cleaned. Why do they have to be cleaned countless times a day? She is cleaning them almost every time she has time.

Miao Xueer is also a very strange person. She is obsessed with clothes and bathing. She cannot tolerate even a wrinkle on her clothes. She will take a bath before and after going out. The type, fragrance and amount of shower gel she uses are different every time. And she takes a long time to bathe.

Even the so-called dark elf, who I think is the laziest, has strange habits. She also likes to clean up the dirt… but not her nails, nor taking a bath. She takes care of the baby’s canteen and hair, which takes even longer than the time she spends drinking Coke and eating potato chips.

Let’s not talk about them, let’s just talk about sister Xia Ye and sister Ye Ye who are just like me.

Why are you different from me?
‘Of course the nails should be round.’

My sister said so.

‘No reason.’

There is no why, so what is it?

‘When you grow up, you will understand.’

‘I am a grown-up. I am an adult.’

‘If you don’t understand, you haven’t reached adulthood.’

‘…’

I really don’t understand. I went to ask Ye Ye why she suddenly became fond of taking a bath.

‘Because it’s comfortable.’

‘…’

Don’t understand at all.

Is it that what you do feels good, or do you just suddenly like taking baths?
In conclusion, after a year, I have learned more and more little habits of human beings, but I am getting more and more uncomfortable with them. I don’t know how to act like a human being, like a charming woman like my sister.

Like a dream.

Did I really form some kind of relationship with my older brother a year ago?

Is it just pure sympathy?
I’m not even as good as Ye Ye?
–

The lantern festival finally began to disperse.

But how to say it?

Su Ming is not good at guiding and teaching.

“how do you feel?”

I can only ask boring questions out of boredom.

“it is good.”

The answer she got was naturally awkward. She was unhappy, her small, white hands were holding it tightly, as if she was afraid of losing it.

“Are you a little too nervous? Actually, you can relax a little more. Look, aren’t the lights over there beautiful?”

“……Um.”

“…”

No.

Their aesthetic sense is different from that of humans.

After all, how could she really find the lanterns interesting when even she herself found them uninteresting?
it is good.

There is only one way out now.

Return to your area of ​​expertise.

There is nothing that cannot be said after the first kiss. Besides, they have been lovers for a long time.

–

Of course I know that Ye Ye and her sister got separated on purpose.

Give me a chance.

They also felt sorry for me. Apart from the fact that I had no romantic atmosphere with my older brother a year ago, I was still so timid.

hotel.

They will do the same thing as humans to reproduce. I don’t resist it, I even look forward to it.

“Would you like to get a room? Is this sister… an adult?”

“…”

Before my older brother could speak, I respectfully handed over my ID card. I had heard my younger sister say it many times, so I remembered it.

“You brought your ID?”

“Ah. I mean… a little skilled? That’s not right.”

“…”

Facing the strange gaze of my elder brother, my cheeks twisted unconsciously.

What are you happy about?
This could also be human sympathy. Maybe they did this specifically because of the relationship between the older sister and the younger sister.

There is no love.

The three of us are all similar in physique, so there’s not much that the eldest brother needs to supplement from me.

I……

It was weird at the beginning, and it’s even weirder now. I don’t understand humans, but I can tell… Humans have a saying that is true. Love grows over time. I’ve been hiding for a year, where does the love come from? This is charity.

I’m done. Not even night after night.

–

Get a good room.

Ordinary bath, ordinary approach.

In fact, Su Ming was a little curious about how shy Xia You was now.

“…”

Really shy, right?

He never opened his eyes from beginning to end, his whole body tense, as if he was going to a execution ground.

But if she was afraid of something, the level of water involved in the project was not right. To be more specific, a sign saying “No swimming in deep water” could be put up.

She pursed her cherry lips and said almost nothing.

Even if Su Ming asked something, he would just nod or shake his head.

–

“Big brother.”

“Ok?”

Finally I heard her speak up.

“B-Break up.”

“…”

But Su Ming was just about to pour a glass of water and had not yet had time to get up when he heard these words.

“What?”

In a year, have you thought of pursuing other people, new people of interest?

It’s not that I’m unwilling.

what.

wrong.

Isn’t it a bit late to say that you have found someone new at this point?
No, no.

This look of wanting to cry doesn’t look like she doesn’t like him at all.

“I… I don’t know either. But it’s better to break up. If we break up, I won’t have to take time out from my brother to deal with me.”

I saw her take a deep breath and her nose twitched.

“Why is it coping?”

“because……”

Before she could finish her words, her eyes sparkled and shone. “I don’t understand anything. After observing humans for a year, I’m even more confused.”

“What’s confusing?”

“…”

“If you don’t tell me, I can’t tell you whether you want to break up or not. Humans need a reason to break up.”

“…Huh? You need a reason.”

“…”

Am I really becoming more and more like the person I was born to be?

People.

Like for no reason.

There is no reason to break up. There are too many cruel things in the world, such as breaking up because the left foot entered the door first.

–

midnight.

Su Ming sat on the edge of the bed.

Xia You was covered with a small quilt. She used to just breathe deeply, but now she was almost dropping little pearls while talking.

“So… uh. I don’t know why humans have to clean their nails twelve times a day and take a bath four times a day. Even every night, she also… I don’t know. I don’t understand.”

“…”

What is the reason for breaking up?

Is there anything else you must know?

Is it important?

“…”

Staring into her tearful eyes.

Well, it might really be important to her.

“Then I will tell you the answer!”

“?”

–

The older brother said nothing.

Just did a lot of things to me. Suddenly sniffed my neck, licked my fingertips…

what.

There is obviously no text.

But the doubts seemed to be resolved in an instant.

When my nails are touched, I worry whether they are dirty. When my neck is sniffed, I worry whether there is a bad smell.

When kissing, I worry that there might be some strange residue after I brushed my teeth in the morning, had lunch, and had a snack in the afternoon.

When someone touches your head, you naturally think about the feel of your hair…

“Although I didn’t know you cared about this before, you should know the answer now.”

“…”

“Do you still want to break up?”

“…”

I do not know.

That’s right, my chest felt tight.

“But didn’t I say that this option was gone a year ago? I’m a very possessive person.”

“Then, take possession of Xiaoyou.”

“Did you speak?”

“…”

I dare not speak loudly.

It’s the limit.

After I understood it, I didn’t understand it anymore.

Humans are creatures that take reproduction so seriously?

Necessary cleaning, maintaining the feel, the scent… these trivial things that have nothing to do with reproduction took up most of my time. And with this serious attitude, I seemed to be no more than a child.

“Are these two guys planning on launching a surprise attack tonight?”

“…”

Don’t say it.

I am indeed a little scared. I am so fragile now that I cannot stand even a word of teasing from my sisters. I can no longer understand…what is happening to me.

“By the way, do you want some water?” “…”

“…”

I hate what humans call shyness.

What I hate even more is this uncontrollable emotion that manifests itself so strongly in me.

How did my sister do it?
Compared to being so bold in proposing in front of big brother, after realizing how serious and earnest this matter was, I couldn’t move… I no longer had the relaxation I had before when I was ignorant and stretched out my legs to ask big brother for something.

“Can we not…sisters?”

“don’t want?”

“I, I mean, don’t let them come.”

I think this is a bit too much to ask.

“Not coming. I have to get you fixed up.”

“…”

Is it cured?
–

half a month later.

Miraculously, I got pregnant.

Obviously, it was less than ten times in more than a year. But it was earlier than my sister.

“Maybe we are a good match.”

In the living room, the woman who humans call the main wife had a normal conversation with me.

“…”

I used to not believe in the so-called affinity of human beings. I thought reproduction was only about the interaction between genes.

But now I feel that it might really exist.

“Big brother, Xiaoyou has brushed his teeth.”

“……Yeah?”

“kiss.”

“…”

I was able to muster up the courage to take reproduction as seriously as the women around my older brother, even if I was still shy.

And what makes me happiest is.

The older brother said that he really liked the scent of the toothpaste I chose… It sounded a bit like a deliberate compliment, but it did increase my courage.

“I… also took a shower.”

“what?”

“…”

I must have blushed again. But this is a habit, a habit of being able to say it in front of my big brother and other women. Don’t run away.

“Mr. Su Ming, you said everything was handled very well, but I always feel like there’s something a little strange.”

“no?”

“I’m not stupid, this is a secret code, right? Are you treating me as part of your play?!

“It’s really not…”

“Really? Then why did you suddenly cross your legs?”

“…”

I am still very envious.

A woman who can wear an apron, put her hands on her hips and talk to her older brother with full confidence. She seems to be able to do everything.

There is a good saying among humans.

If you are not in this line of work, your view of me is insignificant. Once you are in this line of work, your view of me is like looking at the sky from a well.

It doesn’t matter anymore.

Now I can take a shower three times a day, brush my teeth twice, and take care of my nails and hair about five times.

–

Probably more than half a year passed.

Sister, Ye Ye suddenly found me without any reason.

“Sister, Ye Ye has thought of the answer to the question you asked.”

“what?”

I had long forgotten the so-called problem.

“That’s right, my sister had a very urgent question at that time.”

“…”

“It’s because of this.”

Seeing her pick up the bath ball, “It’s soft and fun, so I like to take a bath every night.”

“…”

lie.

It must be because I wanted my big brother to smell the fragrance that I suddenly liked taking a bath.

“But, Ye Ye, it doesn’t smell bad. It smells good.”

“…”

Ok.

My sister is very stupid, so she doesn’t know what kind of good feedback this approach might bring, so it’s normal that she might get some good feedback by accident.

But Sister Xia Ye must have thought a lot about it.

“No.”

“Everyone knows how to take a bath. As for the nails, it was the big brother who cut them for Xiaoye when they needed to be cut.”

“…”

What about everything I thought?

What about the legal wife? She brushes her teeth and takes a bath so frequently, so she must be thinking a lot, right?
“Sister An has a mild mysophobia.”

“…”

How to take care of baby’s mess and hair?
“Sister Noelia, I don’t want the baby cafeteria to sag. Although she won’t. But being exposed to too many short videos in the human world spreads anxiety and fear.”

“That’s also for big brother.”

“Yeah. But after just a few days of anxiety, I asked my older brother if he would get divorced. After coming to the conclusion that he wouldn’t, I deleted the short video platform and went to sleep.”

“…”

Then I mustered up the courage to say in front of many people that I had taken a shower and brushed my teeth…

“It’s like announcing in front of Sister An and many other sisters that you want to fight with big brother. Xiaoye has a new respect for you, right?”

“…”

Seeing my sister give me a thumbs up.

“The shrewdness index is five stars.”

“…”

No more.

I kind of feel like I’m going to explode.

how come?
Everything is fake?
It’s not that complicated at all?
“But, there is no problem with the answer you are looking for, right?”

“Big Brother won’t react to someone he’s not interested in. He won’t get pregnant.”

“…”

I thought, I should just go back to the incubator and be buried under the Antarctic ice.

I can neither go back to being the me who could stretch out my legs at the beginning, nor can I go back to the me who hid everywhere and spied on my older brother’s life.

Ahhhhh! !! !!

How could I, a unique creature, be so stupid!!!

Bathing is just ordinary cleaning. In the human big data, there are many people with mysophobia.

Is it weird that Ye Ye likes bath balls?

Others just have their own quirks!

I was just imitating their habits and said to them, “I want to have sex with my big brother, you guys go.”

I am done.

–

early.

Su Ming suspected that he might have reloaded the save file.

“Big brother, lick it.”

In front of him, Xia You, with dark circles under her eyes, stretched out her white and tender toes.

“…”

But it shouldn’t have been read.

Because if it was her from the past, her face wouldn’t have gotten redder and redder after being calm for a while.

“I know that big brother is a foot fetishist. I’m curious why humans are happy about this kind of thing. So…”

“…”

“Huh? Why would you just… just…”

“…”

Why be surprised?

“Wait, wait a minute… I, I’m not…”

“You must have suddenly realized that you had misunderstood the things you imitated, and then you wanted to pretend that none of this had happened and go back to the way it was at the beginning?”

“…”

“Don’t worry about it, it’s cute.”

I have to ask Su Ming if he knows.

Of course I know that very well.

Ordinary life occasionally needs a little fun… This can be considered one of the beautiful memories, right?
Just a normal kiss, her body tensed up again, even more intensely than before.

“I, I didn’t brush my teeth.”

“Lovers rarely care about trivial things like brushing their teeth.”

“…”

“Why would I? It’s easy to… kiss the toes.”

“Because she’s so white and tender, and so clean. And she was so arrogant sitting on the sink. She saw everything.”

“…”

–

I am done.

The older brother did some intimate things to me, and then I walked out of the bathroom dizzy.

It’s really over.

I want to become a low-level creature as stupid as humans in the future.

I want to become a strange species enslaved by humans and my big brother like my sister. I still don’t understand why there is a need to reproduce after having already reproduced.

But it doesn’t matter. My chest feels warm… as if I really understand what humans mean by being loved.

it is good.

I made a decision!

–

early.

Toilet.

“Big brother, I’ve brushed my teeth.”

“?”

I saw her squatting down as if she had made up her mind.

This time, Su Ming really felt like he had reloaded the game. But he didn’t do anything strange, he just took a face towel and a mug to help brush his teeth, and kissed after brushing his teeth.

“…”

Forget it.

This kind of life is not bad. Although it is very likely that Xia You will suddenly become shy again soon.

That is.

in case……

“ε=(ο｀*)))Alas, even the most innocent girl will become like this around Mr. Su Ming.”

It would have been better if An Shiyao didn’t come in to get the towel as usual. She just glanced at him calmly as if she was used to seeing a pervert.

“…”

“ε=(ο｀*))) Alas.”

No, why do you sigh when you come in, and sigh again when you leave? !

“Yao, come here too. I want to be the emperor today.”

“I don’t have time.”

“I am the emperor!”

“Mr. Su Ming, do you think I’m too generous?”

“sorry.”

“If you want to kiss, do it properly. Don’t be so perfunctory. You are responsible for her… becoming like this now.”

“…”

“I am the emperor. I will come back to see the results after I buy the vegetables.”

“…”

People have to bow their heads under the eaves.

What’s the use of being able to fly with a sword? How tough can you be in front of your generous and gentle wife?
“Well…big brother and she are the emperors, and I am…a servant.”

“No, you are also the emperor.”

“Big brother has something to do now, you lie down here and don’t look back.”

“…No, I’m taking a shower.”

“But it smells good.”

“…”

Just by touching her shoulder, I could clearly feel the trembling.

Her face in the mirror was extremely rosy.

How could I have imagined that Xia You, who was crossing her legs, would become so shy?

“Big brother, it smells good too.”

“…”

No more.

I’ve had enough of the fake flattery. Today I want to be a real emperor!

“ε=(ο｀*))) Alas. I just left the house and I can’t wait… Tsk.”

“…”

Halfway through taking off my pants, I heard the familiar sigh again.

“Don’t worry, I just went back to the palace to replenish my moisturizer. It’s a bit dry outside.”

“The Emperor may proceed with whatever he wishes.”

“Clap.”

The door was closed again.

“…”

“Big brother?”

Xia You was still clinging to the sink. She turned her head with tears in her eyes.

“You have to get used to it. This is how this family works. Although everyone is an emperor, their status varies depending on the atmosphere, time, place, and person. Right now, my status is very low.”

“Although I don’t know what big brother means, Xiaoyou thinks what humans said is right. A wife should support her husband. Big brother is the best, the emperor. Xiaoyou’s favorite…”

“…”

Tears.

Right?

He was the most powerful emperor in this family. From ancient times to the present, even Qin Shi Huang could not extend his life, let alone fly with a sword, but he could.

Therefore, he is the emperor of all ages with a lofty status.

I wasn’t hurt by An Shiyao’s look of “you’re still this perverted”. Damn it. I’ll have a fight with Yao tonight! I’ll ask her who is the emperor!

(End of this chapter)