Chapter 408: Serious People Can’t Write Novels
The picture is very pale.

“To die.”

The girl stood in front of me holding a sword, and uttered cold words from her red lips.

What does it feel like to have your body separated?
It’s not like I haven’t experienced it.

But no matter what, Xia Ye couldn’t possibly say something as abstract as “die”.

“Big brother, divorce.”

Weird.

I was thinking about how I ended up in this scene. Who is this girl? I don’t know her at all. I don’t know where she came from. This must be a dream. But the scene became more vivid and real as I thought.

“Big brother, in fact, you don’t love Xiaoye or your sisters at all.”

“…”

Speechless.

I have experienced so much and time has passed so long. Sometimes I feel that one more or one less doesn’t matter.

However, using such one-sided words to file for divorce is too one-sided.

Just because cause and effect can affect the big picture doesn’t mean it can also affect the others.

“…”

A look of surprise appeared on the girl’s slightly childish face.

Are you surprised?

It is too disrespectful to interpret and attack yourself using a way of thinking that ordinary people can understand.

Do you really think that you have come this far because of courage and strategy?
What a liar.

It’s just 99% sweat, 0.05 cheating, and 0.05 lust. It’s all talent and strength.

“Bang.”

The sword in the girl’s hand fell, and her dream was shattered.

“…”

I woke up and was sleeping on the hammock in the study. I made it for fun. I thought I could play with my daughter, but instead of playing with the child, I was stared at by several wives for a whole day because it was a “safety hazard”.

It’s normal to dream.

After all, I was certainly affected by those experiences to some extent. Even if it was mostly just killing. But then again…if you kill too much, you might not be human anymore.

“Shhh-“

Wash up in the bathroom.

The more children there are in the house, the quieter they become. They seem to be competing with each other to see who looks more like a wife.

I often think of one thing.

Fate.

Could it be that even the fate that I thought I had broken, and the outcome I have now, is just a part of some plan?

……

It’s July now.

It won’t be long before the New Year comes again.

[Big brother, I hope you can go to the Dong City Court and listen to a case. ]

【Big brother, I’m sure you’ll be interested. 】

【…】

I should thank my little wife.

If it wasn’t for her, I would have been exposed the next second after boasting to them that everything was fine. After all, I wasn’t interested at that time. Even though I thought their bodies were very attractive, I just couldn’t get too excited.

I still don’t know whether it was my lovely wife who helped me recover my health, or whether the psychological rejection period was over and I finally returned to normal.

I always think about the question of ‘fate’, and I can only talk about it with Xia Ye.

A case that will certainly interest you?

Anyway, it’s okay. My wife and the others don’t want me to take care of my daughter. What’s the danger? Even if I pick her up and throw her, I must be 100% sure. It looks dangerous… Is it really dangerous? I think the child looks very happy.

……

Winter City Court.

I was acutely aware that there was an inspector in the audience, with a gun on his waist. He was staring at the young man in the plaintiff’s seat with a look of complete control, as if he were looking at a clown.

The man was about my age, 27 to 29 at most.

Very haggard. Maybe he hasn’t shaved for half a month?

“At the time of the incident, the defendant was diagnosed with a history of mental illness.”

“…”

I noticed that even though he had lost the lawsuit, he looked very contented, as if he was relieved.

Ok?
I unconsciously clenched my grip on the compact camera. Something was not right with that thing.

Is the shutter knob on a compact camera that big?

“This court declares that the defendant does not need to bear formal responsibility. However, considering the seriousness of the case and the harm to society, he will be cared for for life in a mental hospital designated by this court. In addition, the guardian must bear all civil compensation. Lost work wages, mental damages, etc., totaling 203024.26 yuan.”

“Does the plaintiff have any objection?”

“…”

“No.”

I saw him smile unconsciously and I almost understood.

Just like me for a while, I feel confused about everything, indifferent… indifferent. But I don’t know how long I can persist, how long I will be lonely, and whether I can see you again.

He, on the other hand, was at a higher level… He gave up everything and didn’t care about anything.

“They are not dead, they are all with me.”

He stood up and seemed like a madman in front of outsiders.

“Look, I can still take family photos now.”

Raise your camera.

The shutter curtain opens at an abnormal speed.

“Boom.”

Shoot bullets out of the camera.

People in the audience fled in all directions, and the inspectors rushed over. The inspector who was sitting next to me with a relaxed look on his face had changed drastically. I saw the badge he was wearing… Yamamoto what?

I followed the crowd and took a last look back at the young man who was being held down.

“…”

He is still laughing.

At some point, it seemed as if I saw something in the air.

The change of mouth shape…

curse?

As I left the court, my cell phone vibrated instantly.

【Big brother, what do you think? 】

[He’s crazy. Well, he’s been driven crazy by many things.]

I can only read this information.

【We’ll see in a few days. 】

……

Since I was bored, I tried to find him again.

But very strange.

With my strength, it is extremely easy to find an ordinary person leaving the court.

But I just can’t find him, as if he had evaporated from the face of the earth.

until night.

I just saw him again.

“…Cordyceps sinensis.”

When he bought a pack of cigarettes at the convenience store, I hesitated for a moment and went in to buy the same thing.

Unlike the ‘relief’ seen in court, now it looks helpless or as if he is bound by something.

It is impossible for a person to change immediately after experiencing such ups and downs.

I tried searching the internet for the case I had just attended. There must be a lot of discussion about a case like that, in which the whole family was almost wiped out in a public trial.

【…】

No.

Either it was from many years ago or it was a novel. There was no major case that happened in Dongshi recently.

“call.”

I saw him force a smile and answer the phone.

I can hear a voice coming from the microphone.

“Brother, you are being followed.”

“…”

It was the first time that I looked into the eyes of that young man.

……

After being far away.

The phone is vibrating again.

【Big brother, what do you feel now? 】

[Were you talking to him on the phone just now? ]

[No. It’s just a weak but not so weak creature.]

【…】

【He is also experiencing fate. 】

[Well, I think I figured it out.]

As long as there is me in the world, there will be others. It is not surprising that there are other games such as the dream game.

[There is also a very old monster behind him. Xiaoye can smell it.]

【Yeah? 】

【Big brother, do you want to pay attention? 】

[So, the other party might have discovered you, right? ]

【Right.】

【Is there any malicious intent? 】

[No. It’s very kind.]

【Then don’t pay attention. 】

【If you pay attention, maybe you will know about creatures in higher dimensions, or even know who created humans.】

[I want to know more, why all three of you have given birth, but none of you can be considered a qualified mother. Xia You would inexplicably think of doing something with me even when she was breastfeeding her cubs. She is shy. Ye Ye is ticklish, what about you? ]

[Xiaoye only likes the moment of birth. After birth, the cubs should be allowed to survive and die according to the laws of biology. Only in this way can they become excellent cubs.]

[Just because a baby can crawl out on his own and doesn’t need breastfeeding that much doesn’t mean he doesn’t need motherly love. 】

[Sister An alone is enough. ]

[No matter how much she has, it’s not enough for the three of you to share at the same time. ]

【…】

A higher dimension, or a being stronger than my current self?

do not know.

Don’t want to pay attention either.

It’s not bad to be content with this little piece of land. Thinking about it carefully, I always feel like people in the year 2000 are thinking about how to live to the year 3000, and want to see what the year 3000 is like. It’s boring internal consumption.

go home.

……

“Hurry up, I’m waiting for you alone.”

“What?”

“…”

The living room was filled with a large group of young girls.

By the way, Yao, the drawstring on the waist of the briefs is just a decoration, right?

“What are you doing?!”

“…”

It’s not a decoration. It will fall off if you pull it out.

“This time, Mom and Dad said they wanted to see their granddaughter, so we sent all eight of them over. This will help them get enough of taking care of their granddaughter, and it will also be a good opportunity for us sisters to go and play together.”

so.

Why would you bring yourself along when your sisters are going out to play together?
“I am considerate. I know Mr. Su Ming has been holding it in for a long time.”

“Oh, Xue’er and the others know too. They all care about you.”

“…”

really?
So can I say now that I don’t really need much care?
“Ok?”

Several sharp glances swept over.

“I’ll go find a suitable swimsuit.”

“No need, Mr. Su Ming’s has already been put in the box. The most ordinary one will do.”

“Hmph, so as to avoid any more strange looks on the beach. How old are you anyway? No matter how free you are, you shouldn’t have a SHIRTS print on your swimming trunks… Really.”

Is it wrong to believe in light?

……

Depart from Dongshi and fly directly to Hawaii from the airport.

It was exactly noon.

I think it’s a coincidence.

The young man is here too.

But it was a bit strange, holding a big box… a robot vacuum cleaner. Would anyone bring a robot vacuum cleaner on vacation?

“This is not a robot, this is my wife.”

He took the initiative to talk to me.

He was completely different from the one I saw in Winter Market, and he was holding a fox mask in his hand.

“Are you interested in my business?” “No.”

“That’s good. I thought… I had to face someone I might not be able to handle.”

“I’m just here on vacation with my wife.”

“Me too.”

“In the future, I will be as relaxed as you.”

“is it?”

“Maybe we can make friends then.”

“I can’t help. Fate and all that… are very troublesome.”

“No. Just a casual friend. Your wife is very beautiful.”

“…”

Yao and the others are not here, probably they went to the dressing room to change clothes. Compared to me, it is more troublesome for them to change clothes.

When he said this, it was probably not a joke, but just a normal compliment.

“My wife is prettier, though.”

Compare it with a sweeping robot?
“So, if you have desires, how do you solve them?”

“…”

His face froze, then he smiled.

“My wife may be just a robot now, but machines have their own ways. They are kind and caring.”

“Can you let me see it?”

“No. She doesn’t like anyone but me to run into her.”

“…”

It was a fleeting chat, and when I came to my senses again, he had already put on his mask and walked far away with the box in his arms.

“Have you been waiting for a long time? Hehe.”

“Wait! Don’t pull the strap this time! Even if it won’t fall off, don’t pull it!”

“…”

Compared to my thoughts as I was surrounded by my wife, his figure leaving with the box looked very lonely.

But he didn’t seem so lonely. After all, he looked so content.

……

When I was riding a motorboat at the beach, I met the young man again.

But this time, he was surrounded by several women, just like me. They were also wearing swimsuits. They were bold but not too revealing, just showing off their body curves. Just like what Yao and the others had chosen.

“Ayao, where are you looking?!”

“…”

He wasn’t looking at the woman next to me, he was just staring at me.

The same plain grey swimming trunks as mine, the same dark circles under my eyes. Was he also missing a short girl by his side?
I didn’t come because of something.

“Mr. Su Ming, does it look good?”

“…”

I didn’t look at the woman next to him either.

I just feel that that guy must have experienced a lot, maybe not much less than me.

If it were a novel, maybe it would only have 100 million words less than mine?
“Ah, that girl… I seem to have some impression of her.”

Ok?
Yao also knows the woman next to that young man?

“She seems to be just one grade below me, the school beauty or something.”

“Is there really such a thing as a school beauty?”

“It’s because you men have nothing to do. Me too, by the way.”

“Then I am the school hunk.”

“The dogtail grass in school is similar. Oh, I never thought she would date such an ordinary boy.”

“I’m ordinary too.”

“Will an ordinary person want to see the baby cafeteria when they first meet? Will an ordinary person pretend to be hypnotized and wait for the beautiful girl to come back at night? Will an ordinary person pick up a girl and take her to help her bathe, then immediately become her wife without any shame? Will an ordinary person forgive his childhood sweetheart just because the other person is a bit thick-skinned?”

“…”

That’s quite right, but I need to correct one point.

“I definitely didn’t forgive Xiao Jiangpi drum because she was so sour. She did a lot.”

“Mr. Su Ming, please take your eyes off her drum first.”

“…”

What can be done about this?
Maybe they all agreed to wear the same style, but Xiao Jiang’s drumstick stands out from the crowd. It is highly recognizable.

“But she would choose to be with such an ordinary boy. It must be true love.”

“I think he’s OK, about the same as me, slightly more handsome. Just a little bit worse than me.”

“Who said he was handsome or not? It’s all about the details. He looked impatient, but he was actually very considerate and brought a small stool.”

“…”

Are you pointing at me? I spread my legs.

“No one would think this thing is a stool.”

“I didn’t say it was a stool, it’s just more comfortable this way.”

“I didn’t point to Mr. Su Ming, nor did I compare. Everyone is different. The details I like are…”

“What?”

“You will always answer my calls. No matter what time it is, I will feel safe.”

“…Last time when I was with Xue’er, the phone seemed to be pressed by her and hung up automatically.”

“Mr. Su Ming, do you really have to tear down your own stage?”

“I am very honest.”

If I think about it carefully, it is true. If I am not sure whether there is something really going on, I will answer the call no matter when.

The strange young man and his girlfriend or wife drifted far away, as if they were intentionally going behind a reef far away from people.

“…”

I fixed my eyes on the straps around Yao’s waist.

The thighs are plump and the bow tie serves as a good foil.

I don’t know how Xiaoye found that young man, and what the specific meaning of letting me go to see him is. But I roughly understand that…she just doesn’t want me to have a knot in my heart.

But in the end, I no longer have any grudges. What happens hundreds or thousands of years from now is none of my business.

“Yao, give this to me.”

“?”

“Give it to me and I’ll keep it in my drawer as a treasure.”

“…”

“Send it to me.”

“Mr. Su Ming, do you think that using such perverted words to stimulate me will make me blush?”

“Send it to me.”

“Shut up!!! I’ll give you a big head ghost! Can you act a little more like a father?”

“You can treasure black silk, and so can I.”

“shut up!”

Ha ha.

Yao’s tolerance for shame can be improved, but that doesn’t mean her level of perversion can’t be improved. Everyone keeps pace with the times.

All right.

Go and have fun teaching them how to swim.

“Not learn.”

An Shiyao didn’t learn because she knew how to do it. Why did everyone else refute it?

“Even if a bastard like you teaches me, I will never learn it. Is that teaching me how to swim? Where are you going with all the teaching?”

“…”

so sad.

It was a waste of my hard work teaching Cher and Xiao Jiang when I went to Windsor Castle.

“Um, um…I want to learn.”

See it.

Xiao Jiang understands my hard work.

“You are not allowed to learn!”

“…”

The wind at the seaside is very noisy.

That young man and the people around him must be quite happy behind the distant reefs.

Is the guy with the fox mask the same person as him?

I don’t know and I don’t understand.

“If you don’t want to learn, then I’ll go swim a lap by myself.”

“ah?!”

deceptive.

How could it be better to swim alone than to carry your wife and throw her into the water and swim together?
I don’t know whether the guy behind the reef has achieved happiness, but I can be sure that I have achieved it.

“Puff.”

An Shiyao, soaked all over, walked on the beach.

“I have a question.”

“?”

“What does the extra chapter of Xiaoyou’s novel mean? Forbidden love.”

“I don’t know. I didn’t see it.”

“Everyone inside lost, only she won.”

“That’s just fiction.”

“I heard that she found a boyfriend, but no one has ever seen him. Has Mr. Su Ming seen him?”

“…”

My stomach aches.

Why do people write when they are bored?

Who writes novels? Even if they do, why do they publish them? Why do they sell so well?
“I really want to meet Xiaoyou’s boyfriend.”

“Xiaoyou is embarrassed for me to see it, but Mr. Su Ming will definitely see it, right?”

“…We will see.”

I suddenly felt that I could no longer be partial to Yao.

We should pay more attention to Xueer and the others who are still watching on the shore.

“Xue’er, your breastfeeding capacity is still not up recently. Are you borrowing theirs?”

“W-what?! Asshole!”

“Xiao Jiang, did you lend it to Xue’er?”

“Ah… borrowed it.”

“asshole!!!”

what.

Having Xue’er bite my shoulder was better than having a stomachache in front of An Shiyao who probably knew everything.

“Plato.”

After calming down, Xue’er looked a little nervous again.

“I have a question.”

do not.

No way?
Has it spread so widely?

“That’s right, I heard that my sister-in-law, uh… Sister Su You wrote something. Does that… have anything to do with you?”

“No.”

“That’s what I told you. No matter how lewd you are, you won’t go that far.”

“…”

is not it.

Is there a possibility that it would be better for me to remain silent rather than say no and let her believe it and feel relieved?

Why does my conscience still hurt after so much time has passed?
“Hmph, forget it this time. If you bring up breastfeeding again, I’ll really get angry!”

Don’t be so happy!

wrong.

What I just said is not the truth.

I am sorry.

“Right? I’ve already told Sister Xue’er that Brother Su Ming is not that kind of person. The reason we’re here is only because… well, we’re all too proactive. In fact, I’ve always felt that Brother Su Ming is very loyal.”

So wrong.

Xiao Jiang, stop finishing off the enemy.

My conscience hurts so much.

I just want to sing a line for some reason.

“I dare not open my eyes, I hope it is…”

Her mouth was covered by a white and tender hand.

“Don’t sing it, it’s ugly. It’s even uglier than mine.”

“…”

Xue’er let go of her hand in disdain, Xiao Jiang was laughing. An Shiyao, who was still watching from the beach in the distance, was also laughing.

Why do I feel a little cold?

How can I say it?

Who taught him that? He doesn’t want to be a good financial advisor, a senior executive, a band member, or a teacher. He wants to write a novel! And he wants to write a sequel!

(End of this chapter)