Joy of Life: Don’t Provoke Zuowang Dao

Chapter 130 This wave is stable

Chapter 130 This wave is stable
You start by teaching others to cultivate the [Pure Yang Body], and you use the method of three functions at once?
This…what kind of genius teacher is this?

I heard about the genius teaching method of the Huashan Sect’s No. 1 drunkard.

Xu Wenhe was stunned for a moment, but as the author of “A Brief History of Qi”, he naturally knew very well how to practice “Pure Yang Body”, and he had a deep memory of the origin of “Pure Yang Body”.

Speaking of this [Pure Yang Body].

We have to mention the members of the Joy Cult.

This group of street urchins who like to wander around the world like to have fun most on weekdays.

The [Pure Yang Body] is exactly the object of their prank. The specific cause is said to be that a senior who was a entertainer was traveling around the heavens and accidentally went to the world of Golden Light Puppetry. After meeting the great scholar and hero Shi Yanwen from Yunzhou, he discovered this innate peculiar physique.

Like the other extraordinary physiques such as [Ancient Holy Body], [Heavenly Tyrant Body], and [Invincible Battle Body], [Pure Yang Body] also comes from the world of the heavens, and like these physiques, it is innate.

Shi Yanwen, the great scholar and hero of Yunzhou, was born with a [Pure Yang Body]. After acquiring Pure Yang Qi, his [Pure Yang Body] was further transformed into a [Pure Yang Vajra Body].

but!

When this senior with an extraordinary way of thinking saw this physique for the first time and found that it was hereditary, a funny idea immediately popped up in his mind.

That is.

He secretly created another [Pure Yang Body] out of thin air, and then… without the unfortunate child’s knowledge, he spread rumors and made the child appear to be Shi Yanwen’s illegitimate child.

Yes!

It is to make him Shi Yanwen’s illegitimate child.

The method is also very simple. Anyway, your physique is the same as Shi Yanwen’s, both are [Pure Yang Body], so it must be inherited from Shi Yanwen. Therefore, you must be Shi Yanwen’s illegitimate child.

Then… the whole world believed it.

Poor Shi Yanwen, that’s mud falling into his crotch, it’s shit at least.

It is said that because of the big thing done by this senior, the matter has not been figured out until now, so this unlucky Yunzhou scholar Shi Yanwen, it seems that whenever he returns home, his wife will make him kneel on the washboard!
Think back to the beginning.

When Xu Wenhe was studying, he saw this record and almost laughed to death.

It is precisely because this senior has such a unique way of thinking and his actions are so cool that people can’t forget him!
Therefore, when talking about this [Pure Yang Body], the impression is naturally particularly deep, and naturally one knows very clearly how difficult it is to forge a [Pure Yang Body].

But Linghu Chong came up and taught how to practice this thing.

Xu Wenhe suddenly became interested.

“No, I have to appreciate this drunkard’s teaching methods!”

……

……

I’m really curious about how the drunkard taught and how he could cause such chaos in the Huashan Sect.

The people who were in the mood for fun came to the Huashan Sect’s martial arts training ground without saying a word.

at this time!

In order to slap the fun guy in the face, Linghu Chong was about to catch Lu Dayou, the troublemaker, when he saw Xu Wenhe coming.

Lu Dayou was like seeing a savior.

“Help, Uncle Yu, my senior brother has gone crazy, please save me!” He trotted in fear as if there was some terrifying thing behind him.

In the blink of an eye, he ran behind Xu Wenhe.

Grabbing the corner of his clothes, I tried my best to hide behind him.

“What’s wrong? What’s happening?” Xu Wenhe had only heard that Huashan Drunkard’s genius teaching method was very torturous, but he had never actually seen it, so his face looked a little confused.

But I didn’t know that I had just opened my mouth.

Lu Dayou was like seeing a ghost, and the hand holding the corner of his clothes trembled uncontrollably: “It’s all because of the senior brother, he’s crazy, he thinks the method of doing three things at once yesterday is too inefficient, and he actually wants us to integrate the power of the sun into our true qi!”

click!
Xu Wenhe’s expression froze: “Wait a minute, it’s what you said… the power of the sun. Could it be that we are holding the sun above our heads?”

He was sweating coldly and pointed at the sun above his head in shock.

Without waiting for Lu Dayou to answer.

“Exactly!”

Linghu Chong walked over with a smile on his face: “Master, you are really smart. You guessed it right at the first try.”

“Of course, I have calculated that using Pure Yang Qi to change the internal environment and cultivate the [Pure Yang Body] is too slow. If there is help from the power of the sun, within a month, the [Pure Yang Body] should be able to be successfully cultivated.” He said confidently.

But little does he know.

Just as I was speaking.

Xu Wenhe was shocked by this teaching method.

Turtle!

Integrate the power of the sun into the true qi and use it to cultivate the [Pure Yang Body]. With a little thought, you will know that once the power of the scorching sun is integrated into the true qi and then allowed to circulate in the meridians, it is no different from being cut into pieces.

To be able to come up with such an idea, he is not a genius at all, he is simply a living devil!

Of course.

It’s not that you can’t use the power of the sun to practice. In fact, there is a technique called [Great Sun Vajra Body] that requires the power of the sun to practice. But one has to at least embark on the path of immortality to be qualified to practice it.

As soon as Linghu Chong came up, he asked Lu Dayou to practice with the power of the sun.

Tsk tsk, how much more person you need to hate for this.

Only then can one use such a vicious method to torture others.

Xu Wenhe’s eyes changed when he looked at the drunkard: “Hey, I say, Junior Brother Linghu, your sect master is practicing the Pure Yang Body like this, do you have a grudge against him?”

what?
Linghu Chong scratched his head in confusion: “No, why would Uncle Master say that?”

“fart!”

Lu Dayou was not happy with this and immediately said angrily, “What do you mean by no grudge? I think you are holding a grudge, Senior Brother. I accidentally wet your quilt a few days ago, so you are deliberately taking revenge!”

“…”

Xu Wenhe just asked casually, but he didn’t expect that there was something really going on inside. He was a little stunned for a moment.

“So, Junior-Martial Brother Linghu, is this really your way of taking revenge?” he asked.

“That’s not true!” Linghu Chong denied it flatly.

“Then why?” Xu Wenhe asked curiously.

“Of course it’s teaching. Uncle Master, have you forgotten that it was you who gave me the task of teaching my fellow disciples!” Linghu Chong said righteously.

“…”

Xu Wenhe’s expression at this moment was so interesting.

Yes!
There was indeed such a task before.

but!

I didn’t ask you to be the king of hell!
But as soon as you came up, you didn’t even realize that Lu Dayou was not suitable for the [Pure Yang Body] at all, and you started doing three things at once, and now you even used the power of the sun.

Good guy!
Really good guy!

With such a level of teaching, we can only say that neither Leziren nor Zuowangdao are so cruel.

but!

Xu Wenhe was extremely happy.

I thought to myself, when school starts, I will give the task of teaching students to you kid. I guess there will be no need for others to find out that this kid is purely misleading students by being a teacher.

As soon as this teaching method, which is like that of a living devil, appears.

I guess all the students will have to run away!

For Xu Wenhe, who was afraid that too many students would affect his fun, Linghu Chong’s teaching method was rather dark, which was undoubtedly great news.

Don’t let an alcoholic change.

Think of this.

Xu Wenhe said hurriedly, “Uh, sorry, Junior-Martial-Nephew Linghu, I forgot about this just now. I’m really sorry to interrupt your teaching. Please continue.”

“Continue…continue?”

Lu Dayou, who was hiding behind him, was stunned for a moment.

Without waiting for him to recover.

Xu Wenhe decisively made way and exposed the boy.

Not only that!

In order to prevent this drunkard who misleads students from changing his teaching methods and misleading students in the future.

He was also very considerate and encouraged the two of them.

“Alright, Junior-nephew Lu, just follow Junior-nephew Linghu and practice. I won’t disturb you from practicing!”

After that he waved his hand.

Ran away in a flash.

“…”

Seeing his savior running away, Lu Dayou, who had just thought he had escaped from the sea of ​​suffering, did not expect that in the blink of an eye, the savior he thought he had was gone.

Suddenly!

A sharp wail was heard from the training ground.

“No, Uncle Master, you can’t abandon your disciple like this…”

A miserable wailing sound.

The voice came from behind Xu Wenhe, and even though Le Zi had already become a hardened person, he couldn’t help but feel a little bit reluctant.

So he put his hands to his mouth, making a trumpet shape, turned around and shouted at Lu Dayou.

“Brother Dayou, don’t be afraid. The way to overcome fear is to face it. Uncle Master is counting on you!”

……

 There’s big news in Wuhu again, it looks like things are about to get started again!

 
(End of this chapter)