Joy of Life: Don’t Provoke Zuowang Dao
Chapter 129 I’m Too Smart
Chapter 129 I’m Too Smart
“But if we want to slap Master Uncle in the face, we have to think long and hard. Let’s go back and discuss it with Grand Master Uncle and Master’s Wife first!”
In order to slap a certain funny guy in the face, Linghu Chong didn’t even eat his meal. He put down his bowl and immediately took his junior sister back to discuss the matter with his two elders.
Not long after.
The two men found Feng Qingyang. The old man was taking a walk to digest his food. Before he could figure out what was going on, he was dragged to the courtyard where his master’s wife lived by two juniors.
Linghu Chong looked around furtively and made sure that there was no one around before he told his guess.
Feng Qingyang was stunned when he heard this: “Oh my god, that… that kid is making trouble this time, he might want to use the [A Brief History of Qi] to expose the true colors of the hypocritical people in the world. Is this [A Brief History of Qi] really so incredible?”
Almost at the same time!
Ning Zhongze’s brows furrowed immediately, “Chong’er, although [A Brief History of Qi] is a rare book, and its discussion of evolution can be said to have pioneered the martial arts world, even the great master Bodhidharma and Master Zhang have not been able to set foot in this field, but it is too unbelievable that this person has exposed his true nature!”
Her tone was somewhat skeptical.
Obviously a little suspicious.
After all, it has never been heard that a mere martial arts skill can expose a person’s true nature.
but!
Linghu Chong was adamant: “Uncle Grandmaster, Madam Grandmaster, this is true. A person’s spirit and true qi are closely connected. The stronger the skill, the greater the influence of the spirit on the true qi. When the true qi is strong enough, it is easy to see the person’s true nature from the true qi, just like this!”
In order to better prove this theory.
As soon as Linghu Chong finished speaking, he suddenly activated his internal energy. The two fingers of his right hand were put together like a sword, and he activated the sword energy with endless malice.
All of a sudden!
A cold and evil sword intent emanated from his body!
Although the internal force is hidden and not released.
However, the evil sword intent seemed to have changed even Linghu Chong’s appearance. His face with sword-like eyebrows and starry eyes seemed to have changed for a moment, and a bit of evil spirit appeared out of nowhere.
Even the master’s wife who is so familiar to me on weekdays.
I couldn’t recognize it for a moment.
“Chong’er, you…you wouldn’t be possessed?” Ning Zhongze was horrified.
“Of course not, don’t worry, Master’s Wife. I am just imitating. My purpose is to demonstrate to you the connection between spirit and true energy. It’s okay!” Linghu Chong quickly dispersed the evil sword intent.
As the imitating evil sword intent dissipated, he immediately returned to his usual appearance.
of course!
This is actually not surprising at all, because the phenomenon that spirit and true energy are closely connected is reflected in many martial arts.
The most typical ones are the Star-Absorbing Technique and the Sunflower Manual.
But Feng Qingyang and Ning Zhongze were shocked.
“So, when this true qi is practiced to a certain level, can it really reveal a person’s true nature?” Feng Qingyang said in disbelief.
Ah!
Linghu Chong nodded, “Yes, Grand Master, I have only tried it briefly. If it continues like this, I will be affected. So, I think that you deliberately took out the book “A Brief History of Qi” to expose the true colors of those hypocritical people.”
“This……”
Whether it was Feng Qingyang or Ning Zhongze, their expressions became very interesting at the same time.
I don’t know how much time passed.
Feng Qingyang said with a look of toothache: “Ha, deliberately taking out a peerless martial arts just to trick others and expose their true colors, to be honest, it really fits that kid’s style.”
Linghu Chong: “Yes, that’s how Uncle Shifu acts, but this style is really… Alas!”
He said and sighed.
Apparently there is nothing that can be done about it.
“Let’s not talk about this!” Feng Qingyang waved his hand: “Let’s talk about what you plan to do?”
“Hehe, um, Grand Master, Master’s Wife, my idea is very simple. Master asked me to teach, so let’s pretend that we don’t know Master’s purpose, and then pretend that we can’t teach at all!”
“Ah, pretending not to be able to teach, is there any need to pretend?”
Didn’t wait to finish.
Master’s wife Ning Zhongze asked back with a look of surprise.
Linghu Chong was used to it.
He didn’t look embarrassed at all and continued speaking.
“It’s okay, Master’s Wife. If I can’t teach, can I learn from Master’s Uncle? Isn’t his teaching very good? Anyway, let’s pretend we don’t know this time, and then when the time is right, we can slap Master’s Uncle in the face.”
“Ah? Give that kid a slap in the face? I like this plan. Come on, tell me in detail.”
“Uncle Taishi, the details are as follows…”
……
Feng Qingyang’s eyes suddenly lit up when he heard that he could slap a certain comedian in the face, and he always made that comedian speechless.
Without any hesitation.
The big and the small hit it off immediately.
They immediately started discussing the details with their arms around each other.
To slap the funny guy in the face.
The two took action that afternoon.
First of all!
The first step is naturally to make one’s uncle-master believe it without a doubt.
In order to do this.
Linghu Chong went to teach his fellow junior brothers and sisters in the afternoon, demonstrating his terrifying teaching skills.
then.
Throughout the afternoon, under the guidance of Master Linghu, the younger brothers and sisters who were practicing martial arts complained bitterly about the torture caused by the teaching of their own senior brother.
Even Lu Dayou couldn’t stand his own senior brother.
“Big Brother, your method of multitasking is too difficult to transform the Pure Yang Qi required for the Pure Yang Body. I… I really can’t learn it.”
He made a bitter face and backed down in frustration.
But the words just fell.
Linghu Chong frowned, “How could that be? Didn’t I make it very clear? The key to transforming pure Yang Qi and cultivating the Pure Yang Body lies in a breath of pure Yang Qi. To cultivate pure Yang Qi, one needs to focus on three things at once. As long as the Qi flows through the Yang Wei Meridian, one can take the opportunity to push aside the Yin and Yang forces and absorb the pure Yang Qi…”
In between the words.
He was doing three things at once. First, he used his true Qi easily, then he distracted himself from the yin and yang forces, and finally he absorbed the true Qi and effortlessly transformed it into a ball of pure Yang Qi, which condensed in his palm.
The whole process was done in one go.
A relaxed expression.
It seems to be saying, all you need are hands!
But this is a freehand operation.
In the eyes of Lu Dayou and other junior fellow students, being able to do three things at once and yet be so relaxed and carefree was no different from a monster.
as ordinary people.
It takes a lot of time just to remember the practice route map for cultivating pure Yang Qi.
And the gap in talent.
As a result, when they were practicing Qi, they were no match for Linghu Chong. So, even though Linghu Chong seemed to be doing it very easily, as long as he moved his mind, he could easily separate the forces of Yin and Yang and practice pure Yang Qi.
It seems simple, but the difficulty of doing three things at once is beyond imagination.
For someone with average talent like Lu Dayou, he had to circulate his true Qi, divide his attention to separate the forces of Yin and Yang, and finally capture that ray of pure Yang true Qi.
OMG!
This method used by geniuses to do three things at once is impossible even if you kill him.
Lu Dayou almost cried, and said with a bitter face: “Big Brother, I will try it myself first. While there is time, why don’t you go and give some pointers to other junior brothers first!”
He had no choice but to divert the blame.
He then turned around and set the fire on other people.
The Huashan Sect disciples who were watching the show nearby turned green on the spot.
“Oh no, big brother, my stomach feels a little uncomfortable. I’m going to the toilet first!” Gao Genming reacted the fastest. He jumped out first and ran away, holding his stomach.
When the others saw this, they realized that something was wrong almost at the same time.
“Oh, by the way, Senior Brother, my quilt has not been collected yet. I’ll go collect it first.”
“Big Brother, it seems like it’s almost time to cook. I’ll go cook first.”
“Oh, I remember now. Senior Brother Lao said that the school’s requirements would be announced soon, and asked me to come down the mountain to help!”
……
In just a few moments.
Everyone dispersed in a hurry. The training ground, which had been bustling just a moment ago, was deserted in the blink of an eye.
Even the kid Lu Dayou took the opportunity to run away.
Only Linghu Chong was left feeling unsatisfied.
but.
In the following days, in order to paralyze a certain person for fun, Linghu Chong continued to do his own thing, making Lu Dayou and the others complain bitterly.
This is not!
The school’s announcement has just been posted.
A certain genius’s teaching method that is so shocking that it makes the world cry.
It reached Xu Wenhe’s ears!
Alas, natural disasters have been too frequent this year, so everyone must pay attention to safety!
(End of this chapter)