If you don’t give up, I’d like to be your adoptive father.

Chapter 573 Drunk

Chapter 573 Drunk
Magu and the two little demons, Gabang and Lushit, were all confused and had no idea what the little black girl was screaming about.

Until a series of fierce glances were shot at them.

There were demon kings gambling in the front hall, and there were also demon kings rushing over from the backyard after being alarmed.

The demon king in the front hall was eating, drinking and gambling, while in the bedroom at the back, a dozen of the demon king’s demon generals were meditating and practicing qi, and the rest were partying together.

At this point they were all alarmed.

Because the black girl’s roar was loud, and also because what she roared made them alert.

“No, I didn’t poison it. I swear, I really didn’t poison it.” It was General Magu who first reacted and denied it loudly.

The other two little demons were already frightened to death, and now they were being stared at by pairs of murderous eyes. Their bodies went limp and they were about to collapse to the ground.

The wine jars in their hands also fell to the ground.

“Why, you still want to destroy the evidence?”

The big demons were staring at them, how could they allow the wine jar to actually fall to the ground?
They caught the jar of wine, broke the clay seal and opened the rice paper lid. A refreshing and tempting aroma wafted into their noses.

“This taste, tsk tsk, is indeed different from before.”

Their faces changed slightly at first, but when they carefully used the magic pill to sense their body conditions, they found nothing wrong.

The Lushan Demon King was already addicted to alcohol, and the unique aroma wafting from the wine jar was particularly attractive to him.

He couldn’t help it, so he hugged the jar of wine and drank two gulps.

“Good, good wine, so fragrant!”

“Gudong, gudong.”

He originally planned to just taste it, but the wine tasted so sweet and mellow that he couldn’t resist and drank it in big gulps.

“Gudong.” He drank so sweetly and absorbedly that the demon king, who was holding a jar of wine beside him, couldn’t help swallowing his saliva.

“Lushan, is it poisonous? Don’t drink it to death.” Silver King shouted.

“It’s not poisonous at all. It’s really good wine, dozens or hundreds of times better than the old swill.

This stupid black fish doesn’t know how to taste wine, and he even said it’s poisonous. Gulp gulp~~~”

After saying just two sentences, he couldn’t hold back anymore and drank from the jar of wine again.

The other demon kings couldn’t help themselves in the beginning, and after hearing him say it wasn’t poisonous, they couldn’t help but take a small sip.

After taking a sip, each demon king’s eyes lit up, and they looked hungry, and gulped the liquid down their throats.

“Good wine, this is fairy wine! Gulp, gulp.”

“It really is a good wine. Not only is it non-toxic, it can also help us refine our demonic power. This should be considered a top-grade spiritual wine.”

“Hey, this jar of wine is no different from the previous ones.”

“Hei Xiaomei is really ignorant. The wine she had before was as bland as water and as sour as vinegar. It was the cheapest ‘shaodaozi’ on the market, and it was diluted with water.

The wine nowadays is a bit strange.

The taste is still a little light and a little sour, but the aroma is also real, it’s strange, weird~~ but it’s really delicious.”

“That bastard Black Wing Bat only knows how to fool us with the cheapest liquor. This wine is definitely not right. It’s too good. A jar must cost several taels of silver, right? Black Wing Bat is willing to spend it?”

Some demon kings only cared about drinking, some were tasting the wine, and some were still able to think rationally.

“In any case, this wine is not poisonous. It is good wine, spiritual wine, not poisonous wine.”

All the demon kings who drank alcohol came to this conclusion with certainty.

The black girl put her hand on her forehead and shouted, “This wine is really not right. I feel dizzy.”

It stood up shakily, holding the wine jar in its left hand and the wine glass in its right hand. It tilted its body and stumbled to the demon king who came from the back room.

“Dad, please take a sip and see if there is something wrong with my jar of wine.”

They looked curious, but they didn’t get to grab the wine jar. Now when the wine glasses were handed to them, they all reached out to take them.

Hei Xiaomei was very tactful. She immediately handed the cups to everyone and poured wine for them. She said, “Daddy, listen to me and take a sip first. If you are really poisoned, I can’t bear the consequences.”

Before it finished speaking, the demon king’s eyes lit up and he drank the wine in the glass.

“It’s not poison at all. Give me the jar of wine. You, a lowly little demon, are not worthy of drinking this kind of spiritual wine!”

“Daddy, it’s true that I’m a little demon, but big brother ‘Silver King’ has just appointed me as a ‘Demon Dragon Guard’, so I am also a Demon Dragon Guard! There are so many bottles of wine in the wine cellar, what’s wrong with me drinking a jar?” Blackie cried aggrievedly.

“Magu, and you two little demons, go and get some wine.” The Silver King shouted.

“Come on, little sister, don’t you want to make a comeback? Let’s continue!” He greeted the black little sister with a smile.

“Brother Silver King, I am a Demonic Dragon Guardian now, right?” Hei Xiaomei grabbed a deck of Pai Gow and asked with a red face while squinting and looking at the cards carefully.

“Yes, yes, yes, I declare that Hei Xiaomei is a Demonic Dragon Guardian. We are all brothers. Let’s drink together and share happiness! Hahahaha, we are a pair of ‘Chang San’. Little sister, your ‘Plum Blossom’ is useless!”

“Ah, I lost again~~~”

Hei Xiaomei threw down the Pai Gow in annoyance, stared with wide red eyes, and watched the Silver King take away the silver ingots in front of her.

“I, I want to make a comeback, and I want to drink~~~” the black girl shouted.

“Magu, Magu you idiot, bring the wine quickly~~” the Silver King shouted.

An hour later.

“Brother Lushan, please lend me some money. I will pay you back double after I make a profit.”

Hei Xiaomei pushed Lushan who was sleeping on the ground.

“Snore, snore~~~” Lushan slept like a dead pig and didn’t give it any response.

Hei Xiaomei had no choice but to change to the next one.

“Brother Pang Qing——”

“roll!”

“Daddy Pang Qing, I call you daddy, please lend me one tael of silver, just one tael, so that I can make a comeback–” “Bang!” The Demon King Pang Qing kicked it away, turned over comfortably, and resumed his interrupted sleep.

“Brother Silver King, Father Silver King, can you let me borrow more——”

“No! Go to bed quickly, it’s already three o’clock in the morning. Today’s gambling game – ah~~yawn, it’s over, tomorrow morning, tomorrow~~~ huh, huh~~~” The Silver King didn’t even tidy up the Pai Gow tiles on the table, and leaned forward on the stone table, snoring away.

Hei Xiaomei glanced around quietly with the corner of her eye, and saw that even Magu and the two little demons were lying down in the tunnel. Then she leaned over and lay on the “felt” woven of broken bones and hair.

Another hour passed.

The Purple Palace was running at full speed, deducing the fatal weaknesses of the eight most powerful demon immortals.

Hei Xiaomei raised her head quietly, and the monsters slept even more deeply.

It rolled twice on the ground, and the sturdy and majestic black fish monster disappeared.

Its body stretched out into a river shrimp, a shrimp spirit.

The shrimp demon originally looked very different from the Gabang Jieshi, but there were spots of faint light on its face and body.

It was like a layer of mosaic covering certain parts of the body, and then those parts gradually became exactly the same as Gabangjieshi.

Xiao Yu’s “Eight-Nine Mysterious Skills” is very incomplete and cannot transform the whole body, only part of it.

To cover up obvious flaws, you must use the illusion of “Photoshop”.

After struggling for half a cup of tea, it finally turned into the second “Gabangjieshi”.

Then it stood up straight away.

He walked to the tunnel leading to the wine cellar, squatted down, and pressed his finger on Gabangjieshi’s neck.

Use the secret medical technique to make him fall into a coma from his deep sleep, and then use the beggar version of the “Universe in the Sleeve” to put it into his pocket.

Turning its head and staring at the “bedroom” at the back of the tunnel for a long time, it sighed and did not go in to rescue the woman inside. Instead, it used its “Universe in the Sleeve” to take away the children in the basket in the front hall.

Finally, it cautiously came to the side of the royal snake, about two meters away.

It stood there without moving, just opening its magic eye to look at him carefully.

“~~~” Silently, one thing after another appeared out of thin air on the stone table next to it.

There were jade tablets, exactly the same as the ones that Gabang Jieshi had crushed earlier, and there were more than forty pieces in total.

They seemed to teleport, appearing out of thin air on the table and stacked together without even a sound of collision.

Behind the jade plate, there were seven or eight pieces of crystal clear jade.

There is a bronze compass, but I don’t know what it is.

There is even a three-meter-long soft whip.

The soft whip is a magic weapon, and its aura is very powerful!
A bunch of odds and ends appeared on the table out of thin air.

“Almost clean, except for the underwear and outer clothes. Um, this guy has no underwear, but he does have an inner armor, which seems to be a magic weapon.”

“Gabang Jieshi” muttered something, and then silently, a spiritual armor flashing with green light appeared out of thin air above a pile of objects.

The sleeping king snake opposite had become even thinner with its already thin body.

The brocade robe, which had been very well ironed, now looked loose.

Only after the royal snake was stolen and only its coat was left did “Gabangjieshi” put away the things on the table one by one.

He put the inner armor directly on himself, put the jade token into his sleeve, and carefully checked each piece of jade.

Soon, after reading the contents of a piece of spiritual jade, an obvious look of joy appeared on its shrimp-shell face. It no longer looked at the other things carefully and directly put them all into its sleeves.

After looking around again to make sure that no one had woken up quietly, it walked out of the Langhuan Water Palace with light steps.

At the gate of the water palace, it took out the bronze compass as big as a plate.

By injecting “water attribute magic power” into it, an illusory light and shadow appeared on the bronze compass.

“Ga Bang Jie Shi” pushed the door gently, and the gate of the water palace opened silently, and the river water outside did not flow in.

Because the river water between the gate of the Water Palace and the magic circle outside the palace had been drained earlier.

Just like when the Royal Snake led them here before, he made hand gestures and chanted spells to drain the river water in front of the door.

It is now a “Gabangjieshi” and does not need to hide its body shape at all.

It jumped out of the abyss and the Howling Wind Bay, soared into the sky, stepping on the wind and clouds, and the black wind was howling.

In order to hurry on her way, she did not hesitate to use up her true energy and used the fastest Black Wind Escape, which allowed her to travel five miles in three seconds. In less than half a minute, she had arrived at the mountain where she had parted with Xiaoqiang.

“Xiao Qiang!” The Kaishi had disappeared, and the one who landed on the ground was Yu Fengxian, who was wearing fluttering black clothes and a Taoist bun on her head!

“Master, I’m here!” Xiao Qiang jumped out of the ghost path and shouted, “You’ve been gone for so long, you must have found two hundred demon soldiers and generals, right?

Two hours ago, I went back once and found Li Xianzhi and White Dragon King separately and asked them to make preparations.

Now we are just waiting for your order, and thousands of troops will arrive soon.”

Xiao Yu asked, “Do you still remember the Langhuan Water Mansion where Black King Kong lived that day?”

Xiao Qiang said hurriedly: “I just remember that not long after I entered the water, I was swept under by a big wave and almost drowned.”

Xiao Yu said unhappily: “I didn’t ask you to go to Langhuan Water Palace, you find a hill near Langhuan Water Palace, hide there, and monitor the ghosts and gods nearby for me.

If you find a ghost or spirit trying to dive into the water, jump out immediately to scare it away.

Just say I’m down there, and whoever dares to go down will be treated as an accomplice of the demon dragon.”

Xiao Qiang smiled and said, “I understand. I will pretend to be powerful and see if I can scare him away. If he refuses to change his ways, I will have to kill him.”

Xiaoyu looked at it in surprise and said, “You are very confident.”

Xiao Qiang sighed, “Master, you gave me all the demon elixirs back then. I have been calm for six years, but if I don’t even have the confidence to deal with ghosts and gods, the demon elixirs are really wasted.”

“Very good! You stay here and I will be back as soon as possible.”

(End of this chapter)