If you don’t give up, I’d like to be your adoptive father.
Chapter 572 Poisoning
Chapter 572 Poisoning
“Follow me quickly!”
General Magu was completely frightened and dared not delay any longer. He called upon Black Girl and Gabang Jieshi who were still able to move, dragged the frightened Green Shit, lowered his head, avoided the noisy monsters, made a long circle along the wall, entered a tunnel at the rear, and began to run faster.
Hei Xiaomei also looked obedient with her head lowered, and only glanced at the “Demon King” in the front hall out of the corner of her eye.
To say that they are all “demon kings” is certainly an exaggeration, but to say that they are just “demon generals” is to seriously underestimate them.
After just a quick scan, “Blackie” actually discovered five real demon fairies!
In the front hall alone, there were five goblin fairies, and the entire front hall seemed to have only about 120 goblins.
Obviously, this is where the Black Dragon Demon King hides two hundred demon soldiers and generals.
Then, there should be more than seventy goblins in the “bedroom area” and “training area” behind the other tunnels.
Among the more than seventy fairies, how many are there?
The toad spirit killed by Dongfang Shuo six years ago was a real demon fairy.
In terms of realm, it is equivalent to the true immortals of human beings.
At this moment, in the front hall, there were five big monsters who had reached the same level.
Among them, there are two demon fairies, who give “Hei Xiaomei” the feeling that they are obviously stronger than the toad spirit.
Not to mention that Green Shit was trembling with fear, she was also sweating profusely at this moment: Damn, I was too arrogant, I thought that the “demon generals under my command” were at most at the level of Tiger Vanguard and Red Spirit Zi in the past, I didn’t expect there were so many real demon fairies!
The demon generals under his command are so powerful, what realm is the Black Dragon Demon King himself at?
I heard that the demon dragon was just a “young dragon”, only a few dozen years old, and only had three claws.
I’m afraid that the Black Dragon Demon King’s reputation as one of the “Ten Great Demon Gods of the West” is not just an exaggeration.
At this time, “Hei Xiaomei” was very sure that she had never heard of the legend of the “Ten Demon Gods” before. It was not because those demon gods were kings and overlords in the “countryside”, but because they were ignorant country bumpkins.
Instead, Yingxiang Mansion is far away from the “Western high-level extraordinary circle.”
The warriors of Yingxiang Mansion are the real country bumpkins.
She had never heard of them, just like the children in the mountains in her previous life who didn’t understand “chickens playing basketball”.
Now she acknowledges the traffic and influence of the “Ten Demon Gods”, but still does not think they are top bosses.
“Woo woo woo, General, they are all demon kings. They eat humans and want to eat us too. They want to use us as their prey.”
After passing through the tunnel and entering the wine cellar, the green shit finally couldn’t be held back anymore. It wasn’t the bottom that couldn’t be held back, it was the top that couldn’t be held back, the eyeballs couldn’t be held back, and the crying in the mouth couldn’t be held back.
The three-foot-tall dwarf suddenly jumped up to a height of ten feet, and kicked the green shit hard with his short legs.
“Bang!” The burly Green Shit General was kicked ten feet away and hit the stone wall hard.
“Swoosh!” The three-foot-tall dwarf didn’t even land on the ground. He stomped on Green Shit’s neck with a nimble and light “Swallow Landing on the Flat Sand”. A murderous aura shone from his body, and his voice was as cold as a sword. “If you want to die, I will grant your wish immediately!”
“General, the king outside is waiting for you to bring the wine jars over!” Hei Xiaomei reminded.
The aura of the three-foot-tall dwarf froze for a moment, and the coldness and murderous intent on his face were all replaced by dejection and helplessness.
“Black Fish Guard, you move the wine jar—” Thinking of what Grandpa Lushan had just said, he changed his words and said, “Forget it, I’ll move it, you help me teach this piece of green shit a lesson.”
“I’m just a Black Fish Guard. How dare I teach General Green Shit a lesson?” said the black girl.
“I now appoint you as ‘Black Marshal’, your status is just below mine.” said the dwarf.
Only below him, and only above green shit and crunch.
“Hehehe, I’ve become ‘Black Marshal’, thank you very much, General, I will definitely teach Green Shit a lesson.” The black girl shouted excitedly.
The dwarf was small but very strong. He was three feet tall, with hands over a foot long. His palms could not even hold a duck egg, but he actually lifted up eight wine jars as big as the bellies of the “black girls”.
The speed is still very fast and the pace is very steady.
“No wonder the Water Palace only has one demon servant, the general. He alone is enough to serve hundreds of demon kings outside.” Hei Xiaomei sighed.
“We are finished!” Gabang Jieshi cried out, “General Magu has betrayed the River God. We have surrendered to him and will surely be skinned alive by the River God and have our souls burned to death.”
Upon hearing this, Green Shit started crying again.
“Pa!” Hei Xiaomei raised her hand and slapped him so hard that his head was crooked and his crying stopped abruptly.
“If you cry again, I will eat you immediately.”
Its mouth was open wide enough to hold a plate of fish horizontally, and its two rows of white teeth looked like a bunch of daggers.
Green Shit was stunned by the beating. Gabang Jieshi raised his pliers and cursed, “How dare you, a little black fish guard, hit–“
The black girl raised her big black legs that were like pillars and kicked him in the chest, choking the rest of his words back into his stomach.
“Now I am the Black Marshal under the command of the Black Dragon Demon King, below General Magu and above you.
If you dare to say anything about ‘thieves’, I will eat you.”
Its cry was so loud that a demon king outside heard it and shouted, “What thief? Who is talking about thieves?”
Hei Xiaomei immediately stuck her head out flatteringly and shouted, “My lord, the two new demon servants are disobedient and are saying things like betraying the River God’s Mansion and submitting to the thieves, which is extremely treasonous.
I am teaching them a lesson, so that they know who is our real master.”
“He’s a black fish spirit that has just transformed. He’s smart and talented.” A familiar voice was faintly heard.
It was the emperor snake, and it was introducing “Black Marshal” to its companions.
“Very good, this black fish demon has a future. When we leave, we can take it to the Black Dragon Demon Palace to be a ‘Jieshi’.” From the sound of the voice, it seemed to be the “Lushan Grandpa” who asked for wine earlier.
When Blackie heard this, she became even more arrogant. She knocked Gabang and Greenshit to the ground and slapped them on the head with her palms as big as a palm fan. She shouted things like “be loyal to the Black Dragon Demon King”, “obey the Demon King’s command”, and “try to be an obedient demon servant”.
But its eyes were tilted towards the wine jars in the wine cellar.
It should not be the wine originally stored in Langhuan Water Palace.
There were so many of them that more than half of the space in the damp cave, which was as big as a basketball court, was filled with wine jars.
There was a piece of red paper on the wine jar, with a large word “wine” written on it. The air in the water palace was cold and damp, and the word “wine” written with a brush gradually blurred on the red paper.
The writing was not completely blurred at this time, so these wine jars had only been placed in the wine cellar for a few days.
“Stop fighting and come to work!”
General Magu is back, and the look in her eyes when she looks at Hei Xiaomei is no longer as admiring and friendly as before.
“General, they seem to be rebellious and may be up to no good.” Hei Xiaomei complained.
Magu said coldly: “They have all followed me for many years, but you are an outsider.”
The black girl’s thick black fish lips opened and closed several times, but she didn’t know what to say.
“Come and bring the wine!” General Magu shouted.
Hei Xiaomei walked over obediently, grabbed a wine jar with her right hand, placed it on her broad left arm that could run like a dog, and then grabbed another wine jar and stacked it on top.
In a short while, it had placed fourteen wine jars with just one arm.
Magu looked at herself and saw that even with her hands raised high, there were only eight wine jars, which made her even more unhappy.
“General, I’m going!”
Hei Xiaomei hooked up the wine jars one by one with her feet and dropped them lightly onto her right arm. There were a total of twenty-eight wine jars.
When he got outside, several “demon kings” cheered loudly.
The black girl was also very capable. She shook her arms lightly and the wine jar above flew up to a height of two or three feet. When it fell down, she raised her right leg and used the “Messi Catch the Ball” move, and the wine jar landed between her instep and calf, steadily.
With another gentle shake of his calf, the jar immediately fell next to a “demon king” whose glass was empty.
“Dear demon kings, my name is ‘Blackie’. I just transformed today and I’m here to give you some wine!”
“Daddy, the wine is here, take it!”
“Dad, let me help you pour the wine.”
“Daddy, you can’t just eat meat! Put these little lambs aside for now and have another drink. I’ll drink with you.”
“Dad, what are you doing? Gambling? I want to gamble, too. I have money. Really, I picked up dozens of gold ingots in the Black Dragon River!”
“Oh oh oh, I won, I won, brothers, look, I won!”
After teaching Gabang and Lushi a lesson, General Magu once again left the wine cellar carrying eight jars of wine.
As soon as he entered the front hall, he saw Hei Xiaomei, like a butterfly flying through flowers, holding a jar of wine and pouring wine for the “demon kings” one by one.
“This black fish demon is so shameless that he actually calls someone ‘Daddy’ directly.”
When she saw it kicking away the big basket containing children, and urging the demon king to drink while drinking from the jar of wine itself, General Magu’s eyes widened, and the contempt on her triangular face was replaced by disbelief.
“The demon kings didn’t scold it, they joked with it and allowed it to drink. I can only drink secretly and can’t drink at the table. Why does it have the right to do so!”
He was indignant.
Gradually, Hei Xiaomei not only came to the table to drink, but also “entered the house”, took out dozens of gold ingots, and became the darling of the gambling table. There were even demon kings who came to borrow money from her, and the address was unconsciously upgraded from “daddy” to “big brother”. The demon kings were still smiling and didn’t mind at all, and it was obvious that they liked her very much.
General Magu’s triangular face began to distort.
“Damn it, I’ve let a wolf into the house! Even I have to call the demon king ‘Master’ and ‘Grandpa’, and this bastard has started to treat them as brothers. If this continues, my position will be replaced by it sooner or later.”
Just as he was thinking this, the black girl at the gambling table started yelling, “Magu, Magu, where are you? There’s no more wine. Hurry up and bring some. I want to drink to boost my morale. I must make a comeback today~~~~”
General Magu was already full of resentment, and when he heard it acting so bossy, he became extremely angry.
“You little bastard, who do you think you are? How dare you let Grandpa—”
“Bang!” A slap as big as a pot lid came from the side, knocking Magu sideways four or five feet away, and then with a “bang”, she hit the wet stone wall.
“Fuck it, Hei Xiaomei is going to make a comeback, what are you yelling about?”
However, he was the “Silver King”, the banker at the gambling table. When he saw that General Magu dared to stop “Big Water Fish” from getting drunk and losing money, he waved his hand in anger.
A light palm strike shook General Magu’s soul and made him spit out blood.
“Magu, where are those two demon servants? My wine jar is empty again, bring me some wine!” Lushan even threw the empty jar over.
Magu hated Hei Xiaomei in her heart, but she forced a humble look on her pale triangular face, “Fathers, wait a moment, I will go get some wine.”
In the end, he became the black girl he once despised the most.
Originally he just called me Master, but now he wants to establish a relationship with me.
After a while, General Magu was holding eight jars, and the two little demons behind him were trembling with fear, swaying their bodies, and each carried four jars of wine.
At this time, Hei Xiaomei’s face had turned red and her eyes were blurred.
It was due to drunkenness and also because he was too desperate to lose.
It snatched a jar of wine from General Magu and gulped it down its throat.
“Uh, burp~~~This wine is not right~~~” It suddenly put down the wine jar, smacked its lips, and screamed: “The wine is not right, there is medicine in the wine! Who, who put medicine in the wine?”
It widened its reddish black eyes and glanced at General Magu and the two little demons. Its voice was like a loud bell, and its roar shook the entire water palace.
“Is it you who poisoned our fathers’ drinks? How dare you betray the Black Dragon Demon King for the sake of the River God Mansion.”
“Swoosh, whoosh, whoosh~~~” Dozens of black shadows jumped out from the tunnel at the rear, as fast as lightning.
The monsters in the “backyard” were alarmed.
(End of this chapter)