Chapter 181 Hey, I have an idea!
Regarding the internal testing of “Guanmen”, Boss Li thought that there was no need to go through so much trouble, so he directly @ed all members in the “Ten Years of Black Fans” group: “Children, your father got a super awesome algorithm from the boss of ‘Jingdong Live’ and made a social software for everyone to play with.”

Although it has not been filed, it does not prevent it from being put on the shelves directly. The rebellious people in the group have been wondering when Crab Brother will be hit to death by a truck, but they did not expect that they would be hit mentally by Crab Brother.

“‘knockknock’… it’s quite formal to use a foreign word. Is the Chinese name ‘koukou’?”

“Are you blind? Didn’t you see that Crab Brother said this is called ‘visiting’?”

“What’s the user’s name? Chuanzi?”

“grass……”

“Button-button string.”

“Buckle mine.”

“Mine is thicker, I’ll go first.”

“…”

It was a mess as usual, but a few new people came in and the first thing they said was, “Uncle Li, so you are Li Chu?”

“How can you talk like that?! Apologize! It’s obviously Li Gou!”

“The saying that the six domestic animals, cattle, horses, pigs, sheep, dogs and chickens, are prosperous has been around for a long time. Dogs rank ahead of chickens. As for chickens, a hundred kilograms of chicken weighs about four to five hundred, five to six hundred yuan a night…”

“You’d better say chicken.”

Boss Li was too lazy to waste time talking to these rebellious sons of the telephone poles, and directly revealed a bombshell: “I am not bragging on behalf of my father, I got this algorithm from ‘The Hardest in Guanzhong’. Mr. Lao is over 50 years old, but he still has a fighting spirit. He is really a role model for my generation.”

“What the hell? How did you hook up with Lao Changxin?”

“Didn’t this guy say ‘onlyou’?”

“Then the question is, if there is no ‘what is dangdang’, why should I go to watch ‘onlyou’? Isn’t it nice to watch foreign girls dancing the pendulum? The foreign girls these days are really useless. They just go ‘ah hiss ah hiss’ and rub the happy beans for a long time, which is meaningless.”

“That’s enough. You’re like a demon before you open it, and like a Buddha after you close it. You’re just a piece of scum.”

“Hey~~~ I registered number 00101, no, this crappy software can even connect to ‘onlyou’? Damn, Crab Brother, are you really cooperating with Lao Changxin?!”

“What the hell? Is this true? I thought you were just bragging.”

“It’s true, guys, you can really connect directly to ‘onlyou’, but access is prohibited. You just need to change the Wo Nu IP address.”

“Wow, this is awesome! I can look directly at foreign girls!!”

“66666666”

“Brother Crab is so fucking evil…”

Everyone knows that the foreign girls on “onlyou” are from “Jingdong Live”, and they also jumped synchronously, and now they are putting this set of dolls.

However, the rebellious people in the group also know that after this thing is officially launched, it is estimated that there will be a major cleaning. By then, it will be difficult to see foreign girls without clothes.

It is this kind of social software. The rebellious people really can’t understand how Crab Brother can compete with other software on the market. What is his strength?

“Speaking of which, Brother Crab, your software conflicts with many similar software, right? Is it competitive?”

“Idiot, if you shout ‘Black Cat Man’ and blow up your competitor’s server, won’t you be competitive?”

“What the hell?”

“It’s very feasible.”

“I’m going to sell my house and buy shares.”

“Count me in!”

“You bunch of beasts, ‘Tianxie Food’ is the real love!”

“You know nothing. How can we just rely on ‘Tianxie Food’? It needs high technology!”

When Boss Li saw that the children were very interested, he immediately looked at the market share rankings of various social software on the market, and then closed the rankings.

Damn it, I have to pick a weak target first to blow up the server.

Damn “Houlang” Weibo is the one that’s done for!

But the problem is, Boss Li doesn’t know which company the “Houlang” Weibo belongs to. Damn it… He actually stuffed the rag in his pocket. You’re going to have bad days ahead of you.

Then he @Lanling Xiao Xiaosheng in the group: “Brother Xiao, whose Weibo account is Houlang?”

“………”

When Director Xiao, who was playing mobile games in a meeting, saw this message, his heart sank.

Now the Jianye City Police Department is holding a meeting on “strictly controlling the proliferation of lethal weapons and resolutely fighting the battle to strengthen urban security in Jianye”. The heads of various branches have arrived and are all taking the incident of Yang Renshou, chairman of the “Kaihuang Group”, as a warning.

Such a powerful boss, with a family with total assets of trillions, was wiped out just like that, in the capital, in Pingkangfang. What a painful lesson!
We should take this as a warning, but we should also be on guard against it! !

There are many nobles in the capital, and there are also many in Jianye.

In fact, the top management has rumored that it has something to do with Li Jie, the boss of “Creative Ability”, but how can you prove this? You need evidence, and it must be irrefutable.

It’s not that the comrades don’t believe that the 18-year-old boy has this ability, but they don’t believe that the 18-year-old boy just experienced the Edo Hemisphere Stadium attack, turned around and went home to break through the defense alone for thousands of miles, and then killed a big boss in the street.

This is not rational, comrades!

Especially since they are just a cultural works company and have nothing to do with high technology, how can they get micro missiles and exoskeleton armor?

Where did the production line come from?!

Where does the processing equipment come from?
Where does the electricity come from?

Assembly technology, equipment materials, integrated circuit design, software system development…

How could such a system engineering thing be accomplished without a research and development team led by an academician of the National Academy of Engineering and a development time measured in years?
Especially the explosion scene at that time, the speed and power of the explosion, it was impossible for a grassroots troupe to handle it.

It must be the intervention of national forces.

This is logic!

You know, logic?!
Chief Xiao doesn’t understand logic very well now, nor does he want to understand it. Normally, he is not allowed to connect to the Internet during meetings, but who cares? He doesn’t touch other business now, and it doesn’t matter whether he gets promoted or not. He can be a police inspector or a police supervisor. He will be happy to be the director of the police department, but there is no need.

He just hoped that there wouldn’t be individual armored vehicles running around under his nose every day, firing micro-missiles at any time, and the destructive power of the explosions would be no less than that of a tanker truck.

Tired.

There are several new members in the group recently, three of them are suffering from leukemia, one is suffering from lymphoma, and one is suffering from pancreatic cancer, and they will probably die in October.

The youngest is very young, only eighteen years old, the same age as the beast Li Jie. He is also a freshman and was admitted to the university with the support of Li Jie. He calls Li Jie “Uncle Li” and calls Li Jie “Beast Li” in public. At this time, he is in a state of schizophrenia and complex emotional contrast.

Divine gold.

Is it logical that this group of people didn’t take revenge on society?
But because the beast named Li was like the walking ox-headed and horse-faced monster in the human world, it all made sense.

Fuck logic.

“Wang family.”

Although he didn’t really want to answer the question from the nickname “Do you think my profile picture is awesome?”, “Lanling Xiaoxiaosheng” still replied and explained a little bit, “Although the CEO’s surname is Tian, ​​he is actually a branch of the Wang family. The shareholders with the surname Chen are also branches of the Wang family. Among them, the controlling shareholder ‘Guishui Capital’ was founded by Wang Jujun, the current head of the Wang family. In short, most of them are from the Wang family.”

“Where do you live?”

“Jindu Longcheng and Beidu are considered to be places with relatively large influence. Beidu’s ‘Youdu Wang Investment’ is the starting point for Wang Jujun to expand his business.”

“What the hell? Brother Xiao knows a lot.”

“Brother Xiao is awesome.”

“As expected of Lanling Xiaoxiaosheng, he is not much worse than ‘Bai Xiaosheng’.”

“…”

I’m a fucking policeman!

Xiao Yuanyin really didn’t want to have anything to do with the people in the group, but he had to keep an eye on them. Every time “What is Dangdangdang” was broadcast live, everyone was almost shouting “Crab Brother Akbar”. How could that be okay?

Must watch.

Recently, the crab logo with a battle axe and a sickle in its pincers has begun to spread. The trend of this broken group exporting disgusting values ​​is unstoppable.

But in the final analysis, it is Li Jie, the “instigator” who is not a human being.

Your grandma’s…

“Brother Xie, my home is in the countryside of Beidu. I know where the Houlang Weibo data center is. I’ll take a picture for you later.”

“Taking photos is useless. You have to draw the traffic map. The longitude and latitude coordinates on the current electronic map are subject to human error. There can be no error when doing this work.”

“Then again, there can’t be only one place for the computer room, right?”

“Hey, hey, it’s my turn. The data processing center of Houlang Technology is in a karst cave in Qianzhong Prefecture. It’s a beautiful place with clear water and green mountains, but the desertification is very serious.”

“Stupid, what does serious desertification have to do with beautiful mountains and clear waters?”

“If you don’t have beautiful mountains and clear waters, who cares if you are a desert?”

“Oh shit, that makes sense?”

“That is required.”

“No, everyone is looking for Weibo’s computer room and data center…what are they doing?”

“Watching the live broadcast?”

“Watch the live broadcast?”

“if not?”

“Oh, I’m new here and don’t understand. Occasionally, there will be exciting programs in this group, which will be broadcast live. You will know when the time comes. If you don’t want to, you can leave the group.”

“You can also wait for a year or two without making any comments and then quit the group.”

“…”

“…”

“…”

After the topic of the underworld came up, the black fans’ chat content began to turn to how to enjoy delicious food when in pain, and how to make the family stable to defraud insurance. Especially when talking about insurance fraud, the black fans were very excited and wanted to open a live broadcast account on “onlyou” together.

I don’t have any other intentions, I just want to give something to this world.

As for when “What is Dangdangdang” pops up again, that is not important.

After reading the chat content, “Lanling Xiaoxiaosheng”‘s blood pressure soared and his fists stiffened instantly.

Fortunately, this group is very stable and nothing has gone wrong over the years. The only group leader who does not have a terminal illness is the one who really goes out and strikes hard.

Damn retard…

After staying in this crumbling and broken group for too long, Xiao Yuanyin, as a veteran policeman, suffered a nervous breakdown for the first time. He had never been so exhausted before when he was catching gamblers and prostitutes in Canglong District.

I thought I had to guard against this group of “older singles with terminal illness and I have an idea”, but I never expected that the most destructive person in the entire group was the group leader who was “strong and healthy, had a large harem, was young and rich, and became famous.”

Things are unpredictable.

Is there any logic to this?
What a stupid logic.

Xiao Yuanyin actually went through a struggle between his conscience and his behavior, wondering whether he should explain the truth to the organization. However, this period of conflict between his conscience and his behavior has passed, just like adolescence, once it’s over, it’s over and there’s no going back.

It only took a few months for me to go from being terrified to being anxious to thinking “it doesn’t matter, this is how I am”.

There’s nothing we can do about it. That bastard named Li is so busy that I can’t keep up with his pace.

You thought you were just breaking the legs of a rich second-generation, but he broke his other leg as well, and then all his legs were broken, and then it got out of control…

It was also because he really couldn’t bear it anymore, otherwise how could he drag Zhang Wenyuan, the unlucky guy, to suffer together. Now Zhang Wenyuan has nightmares every day, and he is afraid that when he wakes up, Yang Renshou, the head of the Yang family, has his legs broken by someone.

Now, Zhang Wenyuan sleeps soundly every day at his home in Luzhou.

The heart that had been hanging in the balance was now completely dead.

How could Yang Renshou’s legs be broken?

Now that Boss Li is about to do something again, it would be a lie for Chief Xiao to say that he is not worried; but if he has to pay attention to something, it would probably be that there is a sale on beef tonight, so he should buy two more pounds and have beef and scallion dumplings tomorrow.

He loves eating dumplings.

I packed a little more and gave some to the secretary and the driver.

You may have work to do in the evening, and it will be a disaster if you don’t have high-quality protein intake.

As for that bastard surnamed Li, he can eat whatever he likes and he has no right to control it.

He is just a policeman, not a giant spirit.

Just as Director Xiao guessed, Boss Li eats whatever he likes. Today he likes to eat “Lao Beidu Authentic Changshan Huaixi Beef Noodles”.

The cook is the D-cup, dark-skinned, short-haired hot bodyguard Jing Wanqiu; the diner is the 18-year-old art student Li Jie, who earns 4.5 billion a year.

Snore!!!

“Wanqiu, you said that this banmian is obviously only mutton banmian, how come it became beef banmian after it went north?”

call! ! ! !

Storm inhalation.

Tu Zhi stewed the beef yesterday, and there was some left today, so she made beef stew, and Jing Wanqiu made beef sauce soup…

Anyway, it’s edible.

Jing Wanqiu, who was pulling noodles, didn’t want to pay attention to him because the new son-in-law had left the eldest daughter at the highway service area last time…

The eldest lady didn’t tell her what she was doing, so she is feeling resentful now.

As soon as I opened the door in the morning, I saw the brother-in-law whipping the eldest daughter with a whip. The “spanking” game was really to the eldest daughter’s liking.

Thanks to the scent of hormones, Jing Wanqiu reluctantly made a bowl of fragrant and hot “Laobeidu Authentic Changshan Huaixi Beef Noodles” after being coaxed and hugged by Li Jie.

“I’m asking you a question, but you’re like a dead person. Are you deaf?”

“…”

Li Jie, who was eating noodles, nibbled on a clove of garlic and felt it was really good. He couldn’t help but sigh with emotion: Northerners are so lucky to be able to eat so much pasta.

The “Beidu girl” who was still busy immediately replied in a sullen voice: “Just stew the mutton and eat it directly. It’s a waste to make noodles. And everyone knows that beef is expensive, so no one will say anything if you put less. As long as you cook a lot of noodles and are full, it’s good.”

“real or fake?”

“That’s what I said. I heard it from my family’s transportation guy.”

“Your family is also engaged in transportation? Then how can you work like a slave for the Ji family?”

“Automobile soldiers.”

“Oh, so that’s it…”

Li Jie nodded, then asked, “Then do you know the ‘Youdu Wang Clan’?”

“Wang family? I’m familiar with them. The master has a good relationship with them. A few years ago, I wanted to get closer to them, but the girl from the Wang family married to Xijing, so the plan didn’t work out. I was still young at that time.”

“A cup at that time?”

“…”

Jing Wanqiu kept silent while quietly slicing the noodles. The noodles were pulled wide and chewy, and they were chewy in Xuan’s mouth. Most importantly, they were juicy, which was the best.

“Son-in-law, why are you asking about the Wang family?”

A little curious.

To this day, Jing Wanqiu still doesn’t know how powerful Li Jie is. Of course, judging from how happy the eldest lady is, she knows that the new son-in-law must be powerful, but she doesn’t know how powerful.

“Oh, nothing, just want to know their strength. I’m going to go to Qianzhong or Beidu in a while and blow up the computer room of Houlang Weibo.”

“…”

It sounds like nonsense. What about blowing up the computer room? A few days ago, an outlaw appeared and killed Yang Renshou, the head of the Yang family. This is a real explosion.

When Jing Wanqiu was still lamenting that Yang Renshou’s death was too sudden, Boss Li suddenly said, “Wanqiu, are you free the day after tomorrow?”

“available.”

“What about the day after tomorrow?”

“I’m free, too.”

“What about the day after tomorrow?”

“…” Jing Wanqiu was silent for a while, then said in a muffled voice, “I am also free.”

“You haven’t had your period yet?”

“It’s still early.”

“That’s good.”

“Uncle, is there something wrong?”

“I do have something to do. I’m planning to go on a three-day tour to Beidu, but I don’t have a tour guide. I thought you’re familiar with Beidu, so I don’t have to go out and find someone with a terminal illness to run around with. If someone gets excited and blows himself up, I’ll have to find a place to hide. It’s unnecessary.”

“…”

Jing Wanqiu is thinking about you not thinking about it, this is very necessary!
After thinking for a while, Jing Wanqiu reminded: “Son-in-law, if you want to go out to play, you can bring the young lady with you.”

“What’s wrong with you? She’s going to sing “Thinking of You” several times on a variety show this month to make money for me. You’re bringing her along just for fun? You can’t maintain a long-term relationship with your partner without asking for money. Money is very important. Her appearance fee at the Sanjiang Provincial Government is… bah, 300,000 yuan. This money is given by the local elders to show their respect. How can I refuse it? There’s no such high appearance fee in other places. I want a rebate.”

call! ! !
Boss Li slurped down another mouthful of noodles and said, “Besides, Shiyin is extremely talented. It would be a waste of her talent to go on a three-day tour with me. Your fighting ability is average, so you are very suitable.”

“…”

Do we need a mutant superhero for reconnaissance?

waste!

Just go with a low-profile “Black Widow”.

To be honest, the figure of this dark-skinned hottie Jing Wanqiu is much better than Scarlett Johansson.

After the date and time were set, Jin Momo and Gan Xingzhu came over to eat a bowl of “Laobeidu Authentic Changshan Huaixi Beef Noodles” together.

When they arrived at the dining table, Li Jie knocked on it, and Jin Momo and Gan Xingzhu squatted on both sides skillfully. Li Jie took out a stack of banknotes, picked them up and threw them into the air.

The banknotes began to fall, and after they hit the ground, Jin Momo and Gan Xingzhu quickly picked them up.

He picked up ten and stuffed them into his chest. Soon he had stuffed three or four thousand into his chest.

“Thank you, brother-in-law! Woof!!”

“Master is so generous meow~~”

Jing Wanqiu, who was carrying noodles, saw this scene. Although he had seen similar scenes many times, he was still deeply shocked.

“Brother-in-law, are you going to travel to Beidu with Sister Wanqiu?”

“It’s a date, meow~~”

“Dating?!!!!!”

Jin Momo’s eyes widened, and she turned her head sharply to look at Jing Wanqiu, “Sister Wanqiu, you stole my son-in-law, you have no shame!”

Seeing Jin Momo still picking up money on the ground and saying this, Jing Wanqiu let out the anger that he had been holding back for a long time: “Look at what you look like now! How dare you say that I am shameless——”

“Humph, I just like money, what’s wrong with that? That one is mine! Thank you, brother-in-law, for the reward! Woof! Woof woof woof!”

“…”

Jing Wanqiu was stunned. She felt that it was not impossible for Jin Momo to grow a furry tail behind her in the future.

Li Jie turned a blind eye to this, and instead picked up a piece of beef with chopsticks and stuffed it into the mouth of Jin Momo, who was squatting on the ground with her mouth open…

(End of this chapter)