I am out of control, I don’t have a pattern
Chapter 180: So Big and Hard
Chapter 180: So Big and Hard
“Teacher, why didn’t I understand what you were talking about just now? What kind of intelligence does this Li have? Does he know what will happen to the Japanese?”
“It’s fine if you don’t understand. You don’t need to understand. It has nothing to do with us anyway.”
Di Huaiying patted the office assistant on the shoulder, got in the car, and said, “I plan to apply for a transfer to the overseas international area. If you are willing to go with me, then get ready. If you are not willing, I will arrange for you to be transferred to the districts and counties under Sili Prefecture in advance to be responsible for criminal investigation work.”
“Teacher, I am sure…”
“Hey, don’t rush to make a decision. Go back and discuss it with your family. No one knows what will happen when you go out this time. It’s better to be cautious.”
“is teacher.”
When Di Huaiying and his group drove away, Niu Erya just brought out a big bowl of soup, “Here is another pot of cuttlefish and pork ribs soup, why don’t you try it and leave?”
“Mom, they are from the mainland and are allergic to seafood.”
“…”
Then Boss Li accepted it with a smile. This thing can increase milk production, and it is used to nourish pregnant women and postpartum women. It is a very thoughtful job.
It belongs to the clay pot soup series of Jiangyou and northeast Jiangxi. The dried cuttlefish is carefully selected and the ribs are also fine ribs. The stewed soup should be clear and transparent, not milky white.
When eating this, you can have rice, but it is not necessary. Boss Li chose to order a bowl of Jiangyou Governor’s signature cold noodles.
It was not convenient to order takeout because there were so many mothers. Boss Li started to howl at the top of his lungs: “Mom – is the cold noodles ready?”
“Oh, don’t scream at home, baby. There are many things to prepare for the cold noodles. Here, I’ll put more peanuts. Other children don’t like to eat so many peanuts. You are a big person now, you can eat more beef, pork, etc. Eat more meat, eat more meat to grow well…”
She Qingchun, who had a ramen-like haircut, said something that was mixed with complaints, persuasion, and concern, which made Niu Erya very unhappy: “It’s not Qingchun, can you please stop pampering him?”
“How could I spoil the baby? Don’t say that, Aya. You are such an interesting person. The baby needs to eat more meat so that he can be strong. Besides, the baby told me that he would let me pick one out of the next litter to take home. What’s wrong with me letting the baby eat a little more meat?”
“…”
Niu Erya glared at Haodaer who looked indifferent, then pulled She Qingchun aside and asked, “Pick one to take home? What do you mean? The next litter?”
“Oh, Aya, you don’t think about it. There are so many little girls at home. Sooner or later, they will get pregnant and give birth to a child. I don’t particularly like children, but babies are so cute when they are young. These little girls at home are also very pretty now, right?”
“…”
“Look, the baby will be very pretty, right? I’m going to retire soon, so it makes sense for me to help take care of the baby, right?”
“…”
Although “Niu Ma” felt that something was wrong, since “She Ma” said so, she felt it was reasonable.
“Qingchun, don’t you think there’s something wrong with Li Dabao’s private life?”
“Oh, we old people shouldn’t interfere in the lives of children. They don’t have any objections, so we shouldn’t make things more complicated. Besides, babies have a lot of money now, so it’s no problem to raise a few. It’s no problem.”
“Then why don’t you ask your husband to raise a few too?”
“I’ll cut off his balls with one pair of scissors!”
“…”
“Don’t be so naive to think about all kinds of things when you don’t have money!”
“…”
“If I was given tens of thousands of dollars a month like Bao Bao, I wouldn’t care about raising a few, or even hundreds. Oh, Aya, don’t think too much. I’m telling you, Bao Bao is very capable. Such a high-ranking official came here today and was so polite. Bao Bao will definitely run for the position of Supreme Sikyong in the future.”
“…”
Neuropathy.
Niu Erya gave up on communicating with She Qingchun and went back to the kitchen to fry another potato cake. She cut it and gave it to Li Jie, who had already finished his cold noodles. She filled herself with a bowl of rice and sat down. Then she whispered to Li Jie, “Dabao, are you planning to take in all those girls at home?”
“Yes, twelve mothers, one for each of them. If you think that’s too little, I’ll give you two.”
“Wouldn’t that be a mess? Wouldn’t they be…angry?”
“Mom, I make 3 billion a year.”
“forget it.”
“Hey, by the way, Mom, why did Grandpa come to you before?”
“Your grandpa asked me about you, but I brushed him off. The Pei family wanted to come over and do some business development with you, and I got angry when I heard that.”
“Grandpa is old and can’t control the whole family, which is normal. You don’t have to interfere. If there is any problem, just attribute it to ‘creative ability’. I now have the strongest legal affairs of Sanjiang Provincial Government, and ‘Xuanwu Lake Pizza Hut’ is mine.”
“Alright, alright, alright, stop showing off your abilities. Just focus on your career and don’t do anything illegal.”
“Don’t worry, Mom. I’m a ‘brave and heroic person’. Everyone in Suzaku District knows that.”
“Would you like some chopped green onions on the potato pancakes?”
“It’s all right.”
“I’ll get it from the kitchen.”
Niu Erya was in a good mood. Her eldest son had always been a worry-free person since he was a child. Except for the changes in their private lives after he went to college, everything else was still the same as before.
Talented, sensible, loving…
Such a good boy.
After Boss Li finished his cold rice, She Qingchun brought out a bowl of crab roe noodles. It is easy to separate the crab roe, but it is really difficult to separate the crab meat, especially in summer, which will go bad if you are not careful.
How can ordinary people afford to eat this?
“Baby, drink less Coke in the future. Now that you are grown up, you can try tea water, Longjing, Dahongpao, Jinjunmei, etc.”
Li Jie picked up the chopsticks, stirred it, and finished one third of the crab roe noodles in one gulp.
After swallowing it, Li Jie said to She Qingchun: “Mom, can Jin Junmei be used to cook tea eggs?”
“Of course.”
“I want to eat ‘Jin Jun Mei Tea Eggs’.”
“Then I’ll cook for you tonight.”
“Thank you, Mom.”
“Have you eaten enough?”
“I’m almost full.”
“I can’t hold you to death…”
Niu Erya, who came out of the kitchen with a plate of chopped green onions, immediately started to complain, but she still sprinkled the chopped green onions in her hand on the fried potato pancakes.
It’s soulless without chopped green onions, it’s almost not interesting.
Li Jie’s appetite is limited. As the leader of “Red Star”, he can do anything except eating.
I have been number one since I was young.
“Hey, Li Dabao, you really don’t care about the baby after giving birth.”
“I make three billion a year, dear mother.”
Facing Niu Erya’s 1,684th question, as a good son, Boss Li gave a strong response.
Ding!
She looked up at her watch and saw that her bank account balance had increased by more than 60 million. “Wait a moment, dear mother, let me correct what I said just now. I make 4.5 billion a year.”
“…”
“Am I awesome?”
“…”
“Comrade Niu Erya, what are you standing there for? Hurry up and serve me some rice!”
Benedict!
With a hairy chestnut on his head, Niu Erya glared at him and said, “You’re still eating, how can you eat three staple foods in one meal?”
“Is it not okay for me to like carbohydrates? Stop banging your head, 4.5 billion a year!”
“…”
Comrade Niu Erya was indeed an excellent female comrade. She stopped immediately and stood up to serve another bowl of rice to Haodaer.
It’s just a small bowl, about two taels, no more.
After eating and drinking, I ate a frozen protein bar, which tasted creamy, to moisten my throat, and checked to see if there was any important work that needed my approval. At the moment, it seemed that there was none.
After all, the business scope of “creative ability” is very narrow, and it develops peripherals around three important “intellectual property rights”.
To put it simply, it’s selling peripheral products to cheat kids out of their money. As for this TV station or that company buying the copyrights, that’s just small money.
Thanks to the generosity and straightforwardness of the children, a “Red Power” mask has become extremely popular to this day.
Coupled with the “Orange of Wisdom”, Boss Li couldn’t even imagine how comfortable his life would be if there were no evil powerful capitalists picking on him.
What a pity, it’s all Yang Er’s fault, forcing him to fight against the evil powerful capitalists.
He is a lone hero who dares to resist and draw his sword!
He is glorious.
Then the glorious boss Li issued a new top directive to the employees, @ all members in the work group: Attention all departments, go online and criticize the Yang family, get to the point, and severely criticize the Yang family’s exploitation of grassroots employees. If you don’t criticize, you won’t get your bonus next month.
That had to be sprayed.
Anyway, the employees with “creative ability” are basically just slackers, and scolding others during work hours counts as… labor hours.
I’m here to criticize people, that’s my job.
Anyway, the boss was the first to troll on Weibo. The big troll led the small trolls, and the boss would take the blame first if something went wrong.
stable.
In fact, online media have been regulated in recent days, and the “Houlang” Weibo is also strictly controlling the spread of Li Jie’s statement “He was a good man, but he died too late.”
What does “Boss Yang was a good man, but it’s a pity that he died too late” mean?
Is this human talk?
Death is the greatest thing.
However, Boss Li still goes his own way, and all the employees of “Creative Ability”, no matter what their positions are, just follow suit and criticize when they have nothing to do.
Our boss is absolutely right!
In less than an hour, all the employees of “Creative Ability” were stuffed with rags.
Including Li Jie’s Weibo account, it was also banned for 72 hours.
Grandma, this is how we play it, right?
Boss Li immediately decided to create a social platform similar to “Facebook” based on the official website forum of “Creative Ability”.
However, just as this idea came to mind, Lao Changxin, a shareholder of “Jingdong Live” and the founder of the famous pornographic magazine “Deep Palace” who pushed for the establishment of “onlyou”, sent an email to Boss Li, expressing his hope to cooperate on video social content.
Lao Changxin is very eager to introduce the copyright of “Masked Gourd Man” and then deeply develop pornographic services.
This guy suddenly appeared, and the legal department of “Creative Ability” didn’t feel anything, but Boss Li was shocked. He wondered if this Lao Changxin discovered that “what is Dangdangdang” was him.
It’s okay, it’s just for making money, there’s nothing wrong with that.
Lao Changxin was known as “the toughest man in Guanzhong” and was a very inspirational grassroots figure who made his first fortune by shooting various “drama action short films”.
After investing in “Jingdong Live”, he has entered the class of the wealthy. Of course, the scale of his assets cannot be compared with that of Boss Li.
No matter how hard you try to make money through illegal means, you will never make more money than through legitimate means. This is a basic rule.
Pornographic films are only worth a few dollars, and the copyright is even less valuable than that of cartoons. Ten thousand pornographic films cannot make up a decent IP.
Therefore, Lao Changxin was very humble and even said that although he was “the toughest in Guanzhong”, Boss Li could tell at a glance that he was “the toughest in the world”.
You have good eyesight!
Boss Li decided to see what was going on.
After a little contact, I found out that Lao Changxin’s introduction of the copyright of “Masked Calabash Man” was a smokescreen to fool other shareholders of “Jingdong Live”.
He just simply wanted to cooperate with Boss Li. If a high-quality IP like “Masked Gourd Man” was really used to make a pornographic film, Lao Changxin would not be willing to let it go.
If he really gets the copyright, he will immediately make a theatrical version for all ages, then a New Year’s film, and then sell all kinds of movie peripherals…
Porn has no future. Even the strongest man will become weak one day.
Because of the “creative ability” of all employees, Boss Li was very unhappy. He bought some Internet trolls to flood the damn Weibo topic, while listening to the technical representative sent by Lao Changxin bragging about the core algorithm of their new social tool.
It is said that this is the hard work of a mathematics expert. It is so awesome that Lao Changxin invested several million and finally hatched out a “new version”.
What we need now is a “capital tycoon” to take the lead.
Boss Li was wondering what kind of algorithm you have that’s so awesome, please show it to me.
At first, Lao Changxin thought that Boss Li was planning to get the algorithm for free. In fact, Boss Li did plan to get it for free, but Boss Li also said that if this algorithm is really awesome, I will release versions in the “US Alliance” and “EU” to drive traffic to your “onlyou”.
No matter how you direct traffic, the quality is guaranteed.
Lao Changxin said he wanted to have a face-to-face interview, and then the “Hardest Man in Guanzhong” flew to Jianye to see what the “Hardest Man in the World” had to say.
After he arrived, Lao Changxin was convinced.
You have to accept it. This damn “world’s toughest” negotiator brought six policemen, four from the police department and two from the local Jianye Police Station.
Are you human?
“Mr. Li, my algorithm is really good. In addition to the algorithm, there is also a new set of coding…”
“Don’t talk to me about these nonsense. I’m an art student and you’re talking to me about technology. I just want to say, let me try it out first. If it works well, it will be more convincing than bragging. With so many police officers here to testify, isn’t it better to be convincing? Don’t talk to me about the law. I’m ignorant of the law.”
“…”
You are ignorant of the law and you think you are right, right? !
This is a business negotiation!
This is not a bandit’s talk!
But anyway, Lao Changxin really fell for it. He came from a grassroots background and knew very well that the law was a tool to reflect the will of the ruling class.
As for the ruling class, it’s a matter of strength.
Boss Li is tall and strong, and you can tell at first glance that he is very powerful. It doesn’t matter that he is ignorant of the law, because he is right.
As for how to ensure that Boss Li would not turn against us after getting the free stuff, Boss Li was very straightforward and took out several big gold bricks.
Each piece weighed 25 kilograms, and the table creaked under the pressure.
Among the four policemen in the police department, veteran policeman Di Huaiying’s eyes bulged out, he had never seen such a thing before.
“It’s very useful and easy to use. This gold is yours, Mr. Lao.”
Boss Li waved his hand and said, “This is the deposit. We will work together to grow bigger and stronger. We can discuss how much to invest later. There is no rush.”
When he saw the table creaking under the weight of several large pieces of gold, Lao Changxin’s eyes lit up. This golden thing was much more beautiful than banknotes.
Boss Li plans to make a golden “Armstrong Cyclotron Jet Armstrong Cannon” to give to Mr. Lao, which is in line with his temperament of being “the toughest man in Guanzhong”.
“Mr. Li, I have a development team here, all of them are professional. Give me half a year…”
“No, that’s not necessary. To be honest, I also have a professional team here at the Sanjiang Provincial Government. Wait for me for a week and I’ll show you the first version.”
“One week?!”
Lao Changxin was thinking about developing a social software, how could it be possible so quickly?
However, thinking that the “Red Power” could create miracles, Lao Zong gritted his teeth and decided to stay in Jianye for a week.
The two sides cooperated happily, shook hands, and had a meal.
During the meal, Lao Changxin was filled with emotion: “To be honest, Mr. Li and all the superiors, I have reaped some benefits from founding ‘onlyou’, but unfortunately the traffic is unstable and is basically tied to ‘What is Dangdangdang’. It’s a pity that I don’t have the ability to contact him. Besides, this person is after all… For all the superiors, it is a bit taboo, so I don’t have a good entry point. I heard that Mr. Li was determined to start a business, so I thought of trying my luck. The main reason is that I have seen Mr. Li’s works, and they are excellent, absolutely excellent…”
Originally, Boss Li also wanted to say that he had also seen all of Mr. Lao’s works, but there were too many police officers, so it was not convenient to say it.
Lao Changxin is already in his fifties, but he is still so humble and polite. This makes Boss Li realize that Lao Deng is different from Lao Deng.
Yang Renshou, that old bastard, will have his head blown off with one punch and will never be tolerated.
“Don’t worry, Mr. Lao. I guarantee you’ll be satisfied in seven days.”
Although Lao Chang didn’t believe it, he understood Li Jie. He thought it was normal for young people to be energetic and have strong firepower.
But seven days later, not only did Lao Changxin begin to doubt his life, even Di Huaiying felt that there was something wrong here?
“Mr. Li, how did you do that?”
Di Huaiying was confused as he looked at the social software “Chamen” running in the engineering machine. After opening it, he could watch videos, which looked similar to “Douyin”, but the picture quality was obviously different.
You can also jump to “onlyou”, but it cannot be accessed.
“Artificial intelligence, AI coders work fast.”
After explaining this to Di Huaiying, Boss Li added, “The tentative name for the American and European versions is ‘knockknock’. Expert Di, what do you think?”
“It’s really good.”
(End of this chapter)