I am an emotional anchor, one sentence can break the defense of the whole network

Chapter 362: Okay, Okay, Mr. Shui’s little tricks are all used on Big Brother

On the barrage.

“Oh my god, that’s brilliant!”

“I got fucking goosebumps.”

“After marriage, everything was a mess. When I woke up, I found myself back to the day before my engagement. This is really an opportunity given by God. What are you waiting for?”

“Enlightened!”

. . . . . .

blah blah blah!

Lin Feng snapped his fingers.

He said calmly, “Open your eyes now.”

“Remember, go to sleep after you get off the mic. Don’t do anything when you wake up tomorrow morning. Say this to yourself first:

I died last night, with a calm heart, and I was reborn this morning, with a warm heart.”

As soon as these words were spoken, the barrage of comments fell silent.

After a while,
The public screen was filled with the following:
“I died last night, with a calm heart. I was reborn this morning, with a warm heart.”

“I died last night, with a calm heart. I was reborn this morning, with a warm heart.”

“…”

Yu Huanshui also took a deep look at Lin Feng’s back, and many things in his heart were instantly relieved.

“Brother, why didn’t you debut ten years earlier? I wish I had understood these principles earlier.”

“Really, sometimes it just clicks.”

“After just one night, I feel like a completely different person. Thank you, brother.”

“I came here with the warmth of the sun in my heart, so I wish you all a hot year and wild growth of grass and trees.”

“I also wish you all a bright future and a full recovery!”

“Well said!! (thumbs up)”

“No, staying up all night makes you speak so literary (dog head).”

You fuck,
Hahahahaha.

. . . . . .

Lin Feng drank a sip of tea and said slowly: “Sometimes God lets you find out that a person is not good.

Honey,
It’s not to make you sad,
But it’s because God loves you so much, and God feels so sorry for you, that he lets you see a little bit of the truth earlier so that you don’t have to suffer so much.

So don’t be sad anymore.”

“Thank you, brother. Thank you, brother. I… I understand.”

The girl burst into tears and thanked him repeatedly.

Lin Feng nodded: “Okay, go down and live a good life.”

The girl left.

Lin Feng sat quietly in his seat for a long time before he said, “I don’t want to say any more words of comfort because I’ve said enough.

Whether you can understand it or not depends on your understanding.

But I want to say a few words to those who did the wrong thing.

Regardless of gender, men and women are the same.

Please give yourself two minutes to think carefully before you cheat. When you cheat, your significant other may be frowning while helping you choose a gift for you.

He may be staring out the window, wondering where he and you should go this weekend? To an amusement park, or to a movie?

Or maybe you prepared a sumptuous dinner at home.

So please take a closer look at the sweat on his forehead and the tears in the corners of his eyes.

If you still have a little sympathy for him, please restrain your desire and be a responsible person.

If you really don’t love me anymore, please speak out openly, and I will respect your honesty.”

okay,

So be it.

“Do you have any work-related questions? Let Brother Shui talk to you for a while. I’m going to the bathroom.”

“I, I, I, bro, I have a problem at work.”

OK, it’s you.

Lin Feng carried the man onto the microphone.

He turned around and stood up and said to Yu Huanshui: “Brother Shui, come here.”

Yu Huanshui nodded and sat in front of the computer.

“Hello, Mr. Shui!”

It’s a boy.

Yu Huanshui: “Hello buddy, what problems did you encounter at work?”

Boy: “Boss Shui, please help me. My current situation at work is so awkward. My previous leader has left, and the new leader was appointed internally.”

Yu Huanshui: “Airborne!”

Boy: “Yes, yes, that’s the new leader who was parachuted in.”

And now I am isolated and excluded, which is equivalent to being sidelined.

Almost all the work I had on hand had been divided up.

I may only have one thing left in my hand now, and he may take that thing away too.
Mr. Shui, what do you think I should do now? “

Yu Huanshui laughed: “You ask me what to do with this thing?

Dude,

You don’t want the new leader to bow to you, do you?
impossible.

Listen to me.

First of all, no matter which unit, it’s like this when a new leader is parachuted in.

He has to clean it all up.

As the saying goes, a new emperor appoints new ministers.

He just wants to support a group of employees who are more loyal to him.

At this time,
Smart people know that when a new leader takes office, you have to go and pay your respects, and you have to express your attitude and position first.

But some people are very stubborn. For example, if a new leader comes in suddenly, we seem to still be loyal to the old leader. We don’t even greet the new leader or say hello.

Then they will definitely mess with you.”

Boy: “Mr. Shui, I’ll be honest with you. I feel really bad that my old leader has passed away because we always had a good relationship.”

Yu Huanshui laughed and said, “We have such a good relationship. If the old leader passes away, will you follow him?”

Well. . .

. . . . . .

On the barrage.

puff~
Hahahahaha.

“The old leader has passed away, why don’t you follow him… I am fucking laughing to death, hahahaha.”

“Soul-searching question, it’s so direct that it makes me confused (laughing and crying).”

“Mr. Shui is such a talent, hahahaha.”

. . . . . . .

Yu Huanshui: “Brother, the workplace is a place to make money, don’t talk about good or bad relationships,
Besides, I don’t think you have a very good relationship, because when a true confidant leaves, he takes someone with him, so why didn’t he take you with him?”

The boy was taken aback.

Lost in thought.

After a moment, he said, “Boss Shui, what should I do now?”

Yu Huanshui knocked on the blackboard: “Have you read the letter of surrender? All you can do now is surrender first.

Say something nice to the leader, express your attitude, and say that you hope to learn more from the leader and get closer to the core.

We should speak more nicely and be more relaxed.
The new leader saw that you were here to surrender.
Then he will take it for his own use and won’t make things difficult for you.

remember,

Let’s not get into trouble with money.
I bowed my head not because I really bowed my head to him, or because I felt that I had lost face.
no,
I’m here to make fucking money.

My salary is OK, and my position is OK. I won’t be able to find such a good job outside, so I’ll just bear with it.”

. . . . .

On the barrage.

“That’s a great point. I understand the truth, but I just can’t kneel down and lick the new leader’s boots. Fortunately, he can’t touch me for the time being.”

“I’m not asking you to lick him, I’m asking you to lower your head. After all, he’s your leader. Otherwise, when he can do something to you, you won’t have a chance to do it again.”

“I am a tough guy, but I have been fired by the new boss. I have been working in the company for 7 years without receiving bonuses.”

“Brother said long ago that in this era, being able to earn money is already good enough. Many people can’t earn money even if they lower their heads.”

Incisive!

. . . . . .

Yu Huanshui: “If you still feel uncomfortable, or have any problems, I’ll teach you a trick. I’ve actually told you all about this before.

When you go to give gifts, don’t buy too good ones. Just go to Pinxixi and buy those big gift packages that cost over a hundred yuan.

It won’t kill you, and the packaging is really good.
Isn’t it popular to send wild ginseng as a gift now? It’s very nutritious.
You can go to Pinxixi and buy it for less than 200 yuan. I have bought it before. The packaging is exactly the same, and it doesn’t kill you.

Because it is not wild ginseng, it is artificially cultivated.

A set costs only one or two hundred yuan. A large box is not enough to kill a person. It is packed in a wooden box with an identification certificate inside.

Scan the QR code on the box and the value will be 2888.

Your boss won’t understand anyway, so just say you bought it at a regular pharmacy.

Just give him that stuff to eat.”

. . . . . .

On the barrage.

“I took Mr. Shui’s fake ginseng to heart (laughing and crying).”

“Even if it doesn’t kill people, I’ll listen to it (dog head).”

“And this operation, hahahahaha.”

“A big box… it won’t kill you. This moment is so precious. Love it (laughing to death).”

“This is useful knowledge (dog head).”

Great wisdom.

Hahahahaha.

. . . . . .

Yu Huanshui: “When the time comes, bring a gift and say that it’s just a greeting and I want to learn more from the leader in the future.

Accept the gift if you want, forget it if you don’t want, it doesn’t matter, I have surrendered anyway.

We just need to express our meaning clearly, which means we bow our heads.

Maybe he won’t embarrass you.

Because you were originally an old minister of the previous dynasty. You see, when Emperor Yongle came to power, he had to clean up the old city of Jianwen and then replaced it all with his own people.

That’s the truth.

But you also know that a position is not so easy to replace. In many cases, we have become very skilled in doing it and we are more comfortable with it.
He doesn’t necessarily want to replace you. You just need to make our attitude clear.

After all, you can’t let him come to talk to you one by one,
So at this time we need to take the initiative to surrender.

It’s just a job.

I don’t make it hard on myself, and I don’t make it hard on my salary.”

. . . . .

On the barrage.

“I can’t lower my head. I’m so angry. What should I do? (I’m crying).”

“Me too, I have too much self-esteem.” “I think it’s disgusting to bow down and lick people, but if you want to make money, it’s not easy to offend people, and it will also be a waste of energy (sigh).”

“Buy fake ginseng and comfort yourself (dog head).”

“You know what, I did give one as a present. It was fake ginseng I bought on PDD. But my boss asked the driver to return it, saying it was too expensive and couldn’t be accepted (laughing and crying).”

puff~
Hahahaha.

. . . . .

Boy: “Actually, I also treated him to a meal.”

Yu Huanshui frowned: “Then you said there is no chance.”

Boy: “But what should I say? It started last week. He asked me for a form, but I didn’t give it to him. Then he got angry. He said if you didn’t disobey my instructions, I would have arranged for someone else to do it.”

Yu Huanshui said speechlessly: “What they said is not wrong.”

The boy explained: “But I gave him the things later, and then he said I didn’t give them to him.”

Yu Huanshui knocked on the blackboard: “No problem, buddy.
You remember,

Because he has just become a leader and is in the process of establishing his authority, but you can’t even get a form from him. If you refuse to give it to him, he will have to threaten you before you give it to him.
It’s two different things if you give it to him proactively or if he asks for it and then gives it to you.
Then they will definitely make things difficult for you.”

. . . . .

On the barrage.

“I finally know why I was fired before (vomiting blood).”

“It seems I need to change my attitude and stop going against my boss (trembling).”

“I am a new leader who was parachuted in. Sometimes we don’t have to sacrifice anyone, but we have no other choice. Many old employees of old leaders simply don’t listen to us and take advantage of their seniority. You can’t do your job at all.”

“Eat less ginseng (dog head).”

puff~
Hahahaha.

. . . . . .

Yu Huanshui: “Besides, you surrendered late in the first place, and now you refuse to obey management, so you deserve this.

Do you understand?

You must admit when you are wrong, and you must stand upright when you are beaten.

You even have to show your sincerity.
I’m sorry, boss. I didn’t react at that time. My attitude was wrong. I apologize to you.
You are a great man and do not bear grudges against small people.

Then you can say this is a small gift from me, and then you put the ginseng on his desk, and he will eat you to death.”

. . . . . .

On the barrage.

“I’ll eat you to death… the fake ginseng spokesperson has appeared hahahaha.”

“So cruel, I learned something, hahahaha.”

“Let’s just say that Pinxixi’s sales of fake ginseng will suddenly increase recently (laughing and crying).”

“Don’t worry, I won’t accept ginseng from anyone in the future (smile).”

“Really, next time an employee gives ginseng as a gift, I will fire him (angry).”

It’s over,

Exposed.

Hahahahaha.

. . . . . . .

Yu Huanshui: “Of course, if the salary is not enough, or we have a better position, we can change jobs directly.
Then I don’t even give a fuck about you,
By then, it won’t be you who will use me as a sacrifice, but me who will fire you.

Even when I was about to resign, I had to overturn the table and scold my boss.

Bad company, bad management, bad leader who was parachuted in, knows nothing and is incompetent.

But as long as the salary is acceptable, there is no need for me to be unhappy with it.

It’s difficult for you, so just put up with your small shoes, and by the way, I have to put down my attitude,
That’s the truth.

But I told you, it is impossible for people to keep their heads down forever.

Because whether it is in the workplace or in life, people will always have troubles.
I’ll stab you again then.

For example, if there are problems with his management and the company’s business volume is not good, the boss decides to fire him.

Or when your leader is investigated one day, when you are targeted and the organization wants to deal with you,
The gifts I gave you over the years when you surrendered to me are all evidence.

I’ll submit all of it to you when the time comes.”

Now you are the leader, and as long as nothing happens to you, I will bow my head and endure it first.

Otherwise, it would be like the little praying mantis, raising its arms in front of the car to fight with others. It would be meaningless.

Being fired is even more embarrassing.”

Boy: “Okay Mr. Shui, I understand. My company is also a state-owned enterprise, and I don’t want to give up this job opportunity.”

Yu Huanshui: “So that’s the truth. Lower your head again and talk again. You should say that you really shouldn’t have done that last time. Or you were too young.

I hope the leaders will not bear grudges against me and will actively cooperate and follow my instructions in the future.”

Boy: “Okay, thank you Mr. Shui.”

okay,

Go down.

After hanging up the microphone, Yu Huanshui said to the live broadcast room.

“There are too many people like this in life, and I have also encountered people who deliberately made things difficult for me.

Really

Sometimes people’s malice is groundless, and you don’t know what you said to offend them.

For example, when a new leader suddenly appears, I should come to pay my respects to you and show my weakness to you.

But they don’t accept you.

This is normal.

After all, he is the leader, and he will definitely block things and make things difficult for you, and you can’t do anything about it.

Then just endure it.

Things are changing.

And let me tell you, especially for this kind of airborne leader, his survival rate is actually the lowest.

Sometimes his survival rate is even lower than that of the soldier below.

Because after he arrives at a new department, he needs to prove his worth first and survive.

But the biggest difficulty for an airborne manager is that he cannot be sure whether the boss’s real purpose in hiring him is because he truly values ​​his abilities and wants to use his strength to develop the company?
Or are they just attracted by his reputation, wanting to use his name to clean up the mess and then take the blame?
So you will find that many parachuted leaders may be dismissed before they can even train for three months.”

. . . . . .

On the barrage.

“It’s so true. The airborne survival rate is really low.”

“I once did a parachuting management job, and then I was kicked out in disgrace after three months (grin).”

“Because parachuting is usually for borrowing a knife to kill, they won’t stay for long (laughing and crying).”

“Collectively called the (dog-head) that resists thunder.”

“There’s depth (thumbs up).”

. . . . . .

Yu Huanshui: “I saw a friend in the barrage asked, what if the leader falls and the gift-giving is discovered?
Just find out if you can.

As long as I follow the business rules, my work is reasonable, compliant and legal, and I don’t have any ulterior motives,

My own salary is after-tax, it’s all clean, you can just check it.

I’m not afraid if they really want to use my gift-giving as an excuse.

When the leader was in power, you said that I took the initiative to send it because I wanted to learn more from the leader and I wanted to make friends with you, right?

When that leader lost power, I was forced to do it. Who the hell wants to give it to me? The key is that I didn’t give it to him, so he made things difficult for me.

He forced me to do this.”

. . . . . .

On the barrage.

“When he gained power, it was because of me. When he lost power, it was because of him (laughing and crying).”

“What is the workplace? It means that when you get into trouble, your colleagues are just being conscientious if they don’t step on you (dog head).”

“It’s so quintessential (covering face and laughing).”

“I have been in this company for five years, and now I realize that not one of them is bad (grin).”

“Remember, buddy, I go to work to make money, not to make friends (dog head).”

awesome!
. . . . . .

Brother Shui is chatting with his brothers here.

Then I heard Lin Feng coming out of the bathroom cursing.

He came to the computer and angrily said to the live broadcast room: “Mr. Shui is here to teach you how to spend little money to act big, and let you go to Pinxixi to buy fake ginseng for those leaders.

Are you guys going to use this trick on me later?

It’s not that it’s fake ginseng, it’s just that the kind with lower medicinal effects, but it won’t kill people.

Look at the tea you gave me.

I received it this morning, signed ‘Big Brother’s True Love Fan’,
When I saw that it was a gift from my brothers, the box and packaging looked good. I used my mobile phone to scan the QR code on it, and it cost 1088 yuan.

I thought to myself that my brothers were really nice to send such good tea to my eldest brother.

You all know that I love to take advantage of others. I didn’t even want to give any water to Brother Shui. I finished two pots of water by myself in the morning.

Don’t tell me, it tastes pretty good.

Oh shit,

I went to the toilet just now and my urine was yellow, which scared me.

Tell me honestly, has this tea been smoked with sulfur?

Oh shit,

Brother Shui asked you to buy fake ginseng, but at least it is harmless and comes with an identification certificate.

But why is the tea you brew so yellow? That’s not right.

I read in the instructions that this tea can reduce internal heat and also has the effect of nourishing yin.

It shouldn’t be so yellow.

This is definitely smoked with sulfur.

Who sent me the tea? Please tell me. If you buy the tea yourself from some regular platform, and it has not been fumigated with sulfur and has a test report, then I will drink some of it.

Maybe it won’t do any harm to my body.

I don’t care whether it is wild-grown or not. It doesn’t matter. Just drink a little and it’s fine.

I don’t have any serious illness anyway, so I don’t need too much supplementation.

If it is really smoked with sulfur, for example, the kind that costs 10 yuan a bunch, the kind you buy on Pinxixi,
Tell your brother right now.

Don’t drink too much and make me sick.

Oh shit,

Mr. Shui gave you some tricks, and you all used them on me.”

At this point, the barrage had already collapsed with laughter.

“Brother, you gave me tea leaves smoked with sulfur to drink. He is so miserable. Hahaha.”

“Mr. Shui used all the tricks he gave you on Big Brother, hahaha.”

“This is an attempt to murder my big brother (laughing and crying).”

“Big Brother: You all know that I love to take advantage of small things (dog head).”

“I didn’t even want to give it to Mr. Shui, I secretly drank two pots myself (covering my face and laughing).”

“Mr. Shui: It’s your turn!”

Hahahaha I am laughing so hard that I can’t stop. (End of this chapter)