Football: Starting with managing Manchester United

“Manchester United’s complete victory, winning streak, crushing victory, winning all the way, first they played, then they played again, they played like crazy, they played non-stop, leaving Liverpool speechless, slaughtering England!” Zhang Yang, laughing heartily while watching the live broadcast with neutral commentary, was transported back to 2012. As the coach of Manchester United’s youth team, he was temporarily promoted to become the interim leader of the Red Devils after Moyes’ disastrous dismissal. “…I have no prejudice against Manchester United, but I’ll beat them up every time I see them!” “Manchester United winning the title? Don’t make me laugh, let’s focus on avoiding relegation first!” “What, you mean in 2014, I temporarily took over Manchester United, led them into the Champions League zone, and then they fired me? I’ve long forgotten about that, it’s just a trivial matter in my life.” “Okay, I might really have to admit, I was indeed tricked by Manchester United! So Sir Alex Ferguson said, ‘Taking Liverpool off the throne was his greatest achievement,’ then kicking Manchester United into the relegation zone will be my lifelong goal.” “Eric Ten Hag, that bald guy? Apart from the post-match comeback, I have no recollection of him whatsoever.” This is the story of a Manchester United die-hard who was betrayed and then became the most insane, most eccentric, and most successful manager in football.