I, Kousaka Kyousuke, the Knight of the Helping Table

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Kyosuke saw Lancelot approaching him and quickly backed away.

“Kyosuke!! Stop it!”

Lancelot had no idea why Kyosuke had this reaction. He just wanted to tell Kyosuke about it as soon as possible.

After hearing Lancelot’s call, Kyosuke not only did not stop, but instead started running.

“Fuck, don’t come over here, you pervert!” Kyosuke shouted loudly behind him while running.

“What a pervert! I’m Lancelot!” Lancelot wanted to explain things to Kyosuke, and started running after Kyosuke.

However, Kyousuke ran faster.

“Nonsense, of course I know you are Lancelot, and I also know that the raincoat you are wearing is Robin Hood’s cloak. But this does not explain why your current behavior has nothing to do with that evil king!”

“You just ignored the two words ‘Lot’ after me, didn’t you?!”

“You even know this and you still say you’re not a pervert!!”

“That’s Gawain… No, this has nothing to do with whether I’m a pervert or not!”

Kyosuke seemed to be tired from running. He held his knees with his hands at the stairs and gasped for breath. In order not to stimulate him anymore, Lancelot stopped 5 meters away from Kyosuke.

“Then let me ask you! In a place like school! If you see a man with a weird look! Wearing a tattered cloak! Smirking at you on the stairs! Who do you think he is?”

“He must be a pervert.” Faced with Kyosuke’s questioning, Lancelot spoke his thoughts without hesitation.

“Don’t you have Uncle Hai in your heart?! Why do you dress like this indoors!”

“It’s because that guy Gawain gave me this cloak on purpose! What’s that look in your eyes? Are you suspecting that I did it on purpose?” After Kyosuke’s reminder, Lancelot finally realized that they were indoors, and he quickly pulled off the “rag” on his body.

“Haha, no. How could I doubt Senior Lancelot~~”

“You are obviously doubting me! I just forgot to take off my raincoat when I went indoors!”

“Well, after all, he’s a senior who would yell ‘Arrrrrrrthur’ at his own daughter. I wouldn’t be surprised if he did anything perverted.” Kyosuke put his hands behind his head, whistled deliberately, and looked away.

“That’s my love as a father for my daughter!” Lancelot seemed particularly excited when he mentioned Matthew.

“Is your love for your daughter just calling your boss’s name at her? Why don’t you do the same to Galahad?” Kyosuke felt that there was definitely something wrong with the other party’s way of expressing love.

“I’m not that gay Gao Wen, how could I be interested in my son!”

“So you admit it now! Right? You do have feelings for Mashu-chan!”

“You must be joking. There is no such thing as a father who doesn’t like his daughter in this world!”

“Oh~~” Kyosuke said that he could not understand the other party’s way of expressing love at all, “Then why did you come to school? Could it be that you finally couldn’t bear it anymore and planned to do beastly things to Mashu-chan in school? I tell you don’t even think about it!”

“No, I’m here to find you.”

“Are you planning to let me go too?” Kyosuke took another step back after hearing Lancelot’s words, protecting his butt with his hands.

“You are thinking of something bad! I say again, I am not Gawain! I came to you for something serious.”

“Why didn’t you say so earlier? You’re wasting everyone’s time! I’m in a hurry to get back to the classroom.”

“The topic has gone so far, whose fault do you think it is!” Lancelot felt that today was definitely his unlucky day. Not to mention that he was disliked by the cute Mashu-chan before, now he has to be disliked by Kyosuke again. He saw Kyosuke took out his cell phone and had a bad feeling.

“Kyosuke, what are you doing?”

“Send an email to Mashu. I’m really worried about you without her watching over you.”

“Wait…wait a minute! Don’t tell this to Mashu-chan!” Lancelot wanted to step forward to stop Kyosuke’s behavior.

“Ah, sorry. It’s too late.” Kyosuke turned the phone over to show Lancelot the screen, which showed that the email had been sent.

“Kyosuke!” Lancelot was about to explain something when he was hit hard on the head by the dining table.

“You pervert, why haven’t you gone back yet?”

Lancelot looked at the angry Mashu-chan and Kyosuke who had an “as expected” expression and couldn’t help but sigh to the sky.

“Unfortunately!!!”

PS1: I asked my friend in Japan, and he said that he had rarely seen lemon tea in Japan, only black tea and lemon soda. But the translated novel I read said lemon tea. I don’t know if it’s Watari or the translator’s fault, but I think it’s the latter. _(:з」∠)_

Chapter 28: Ma Da: Selling talismans, selling talismans, no money if they don’t work

After finishing the conversation with Lancelot, Kyosuke returned to the classroom with the drink and the change that had been spilled in the vending machine, leaving Lancelot kneeling there to receive Mashu-chan’s loving education.

“But, a talisman?” Kyosuke stood at the stairs, rolled up his sleeves and looked at the cross-like thing wrapped around his wrist. According to a Yangtze River knight who was kneeling in front of his daughter and confessing, this thing could protect oneself from harm, especially when facing malicious magical damage.

Originally, the other party wanted him to hang it around his neck, but Kyosuke was afraid that Xiaoyu would misunderstand him so he tied it around his wrist instead.

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“You mean, Xiaoyu will hurt me?”

“It’s just possible. After all, her appearance was just too coincidental. Most of the high-ranking and crown-ranked Heroic Spirits, including the King, are away from Japan. The only ones who can be considered as crown-ranked in the Heroic Spirit Association are Gilgamesh-sama and Mr. Wangha. So it’s better to be careful about everything. This amulet can protect you when you are attacked.”

“What is this?” Kyosuke picked up the amulet and looked at it carefully. He found that there seemed to be a small gem emitting blue light in the center of the cross-like structure.

“This is a talisman that was blessed by a certain Iron Fist leftover woman… No, it’s a talisman that was blessed by Her Highness the Saint. But this is just a final insurance. Tomorrow, another heroic spirit will come to your school.”

“There’s someone else? Aren’t Mashu and Mordred already here?” Kyosuke didn’t quite understand.

“Mashu isn’t in your class, right? If something happens, she won’t be able to get there in time. Besides, Mashu is very good at protecting you, but she still lacks the means to defeat the enemy. As for Mordred…are you sure about that?” Lancelot patted Kyosuke’s shoulder earnestly and said, “Don’t worry, the new Heroic Spirit won’t interfere in your life. He will be your teacher, not your classmate. He is just your insurance for safety in school. And you must wear this thing at all times, even when you are bathing or sleeping. Judging from the performance of the female fox, she will definitely help you wipe your back or sleep with you. It would be bad if she attacks you when you are not prepared at that time.”

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After recalling Lancelot’s words, Kyosuke sighed. He was a little skeptical about Lancelot’s suggestion to always be on guard against Xiaoyu. However, he still followed his advice and wore the amulet.

But what Kyosuke is more concerned about now is the new Heroic Spirit teacher who will come tomorrow. He has a feeling that his future school life will be surrounded by these weird Heroic Spirits.

According to his experience, none of these legendary heroes are reliable. In addition to the boss of the gigolo bar he is familiar with, the killer group playing detective games in Tokyo, and the hero king who runs a red-light hair salon, there are all kinds of weirdos that ordinary people can’t imagine.

Kyosuke now just hopes that they don’t go crazy and send that dog-headed lion to be his science teacher.

Kyosuke came to the door of the classroom and found Yukinoshita leaning against the door with her eyes closed and her hands folded in front of her chest. Kyosuke had seen this action in Fumino and Haruno before, and because of this, Kyosuke felt deeply sad about Yukino’s development.

“Hachiman, what’s going on? Why did you come out? Where’s Xiaoyu?” Kyosuke asked Hachiman who was leaning against the window.

“Ah, Kyousuke. Tamamo-san is still waiting for you in the classroom, but I suggest you don’t go in right now.”

Hachiman quickly explained to Kyosuke the quarrel between Yukinoshita and Miura.

“You are quite enthusiastic.” Kyosuke smiled at Yukino. Although this guy was cold, he was nice to his friends.

“I just feel sorry for Yuigahama-san. After all, she was forced to do something she didn’t want to do.”

Yukino originally didn’t want to talk to Kyosuke, but when she heard Hachiman mentioned her, she had to explain to Kyosuke.

“That’s good too. At least it shows that you don’t want to be so cold on the surface. I believe Yuigahama will be very happy to know that you care about her so much.”

Yukino snorted at Kyosuke again and said insincerely, “I’m just annoyed with that guy named Miura. I’ve seen many guys like him who act as arrogant and self-righteous as mountain kings. People with that kind of domineering attitude are not worthy of being called friends at all.”

“But isn’t her attitude towards Yuigahama just like a follower? Can they be considered friends?” Hachiman seemed a little unsure about what Yukino said.

“I think you think too highly of the word ‘friend’, Hachiman. Not all friends are equal or life-long friends. Don’t look at me like that, Hachiman. I believe that Miura is definitely not a bad person. You saw what happened this morning. When Yuigahama was in danger, Miura took the initiative to stand up and protect her. If she really thought Yuigahama didn’t matter, she wouldn’t have done that.”

Kyousuke interrupted Hachiman who was about to retort.

“Huh? Is there such a thing? Your life is so colorful.” A sarcastic smile appeared on Yukino’s face.

“But…” Hachiman was still somewhat disgusted with Miura’s behavior.

“I didn’t say that Miura did nothing wrong. It’s not that she doesn’t care about her friends, it’s just that her usual condescending attitude and the flattery of Yuigahama or others make her attitude a little hurtful. I think after this incident, she will correct her attitude towards getting along with other people.” In fact, Kyosuke didn’t say the second half of the sentence. The reason why Yui became close to Yukino and began to distance herself from Miura was probably because of Miura’s usual attitude – that kind of indifferent, dispensable, and can-be-called-and-dismissed way of getting along made her feel that she was a completely dispensable person in the Xianmatsu Group.

Miura didn’t care about Yui, otherwise she wouldn’t have protected Yui in the morning, nor would she have warned herself not to hit Yui just for Yui’s sake (one-sided thinking). She must have recognized Yui as a friend in her heart, but it was a pity that her attitude towards Dango was too hurtful, making the so-called friendship become a cheap thing like one-sided charity.

The biggest reason why Yui likes to be with Yukino is probably because Yukino treats her equally, which Kyosuke probably doesn’t realize. After all, deep down in Yui’s heart, she probably still regards Miura as her closest friend. However, if Miura doesn’t change his attitude, then as Yui and Yukino spend more time together, Kyosuke believes that the scale in Yui’s heart will shift more and more towards Yukino.

But there’s no need to say such things as Yukino will ridicule you.

After all, Yukino is nice to Yui because she herself has no friends. She will especially cherish Yui, a girl of the same age who is willing to get close to her not because of her family background or other superficial factors, but simply because of herself, Yukinoshita Yukino.

After all, both Miura and Yukino are awkward children.

“Um, Kyosuke…” Hachiman showed an embarrassed expression.

“what happened?”

“You’ve blurted out everything.” Hachiman looked at Yukino cautiously, afraid that she would suddenly lose her temper.

“Which…which part?”

“That’s what the weird kid said.”

Fortunately, he didn’t say it all. Just when Kyosuke breathed a sigh of relief, Yukino walked towards him with a stiff smile, stepped on the back of Kyosuke’s foot, and rubbed it a few times.

“It’s really hard for you to let Kousaka-san stay with a weird kid like me.”

After torturing Kyosuke severely, Yukino quickly left the corridor without a care in the world, probably planning to have dinner together at the place she had agreed to meet with Tuanzi.

it hurts!

Kyousuke hopped on one foot and rubbed his stepped foot.

As expected, this weird kid doesn’t look like Fumino’s daughter at all. And Lancelot, you’re a big liar! What about the amulet that you said could protect you from harm? You didn’t just find a nun to sprinkle some holy water on it and consecrate it, did you? As expected, you were beaten into a rotten camel by Mashu-chan!

“Ah–choo! Could it be that Mashu-chan is missing me?”

Lancelot, who had escaped from Mash’s clutches and was on his way back to the Camelot bar, suddenly sneezed, but now he hoped that he really had a cold, so that he could secretly blow his nose into a bowl of a blond gorilla and take the opportunity to infect him with the cold.

PS1: Mi-chan thinks that girls like Miura are worth developing, especially those with a cute contrast between the beginning and the end. _(:з」∠)_

PS2: Piaopiao is a good civilization, so let’s dedicate it to Mars, the god of war. ——by Mimi, cosplaying Attila

Chapter 29 Fatty: There is a price to pay for showing off

Just as Kyosuke was rubbing his little feet (?) that had been ravaged by Yukinoshita, the classroom door was suddenly opened and Yui walked out happily.

“Ah! Xiaojing, stay home!”

Yui didn’t expect that there were other people outside in the corridor, and they were the two boys whose private affairs she least wanted to know. She guessed that they might have heard her conversation with Yumiko just now.

When she thought about the fact that those shy words were heard by two people, her face immediately turned pink with shame.

“Hi.”