“So, I really don’t know her. This girl named Tamamonomae must have recognized the wrong person.”

“It’s not that I recognized the wrong person. How could I even mistake the smell of my own husband? My husband, are you doubting my nose?” Tamamonomae was very dissatisfied with Kyosuke’s explanation. It seemed that she was going to bite him. Seeing this, Gao Wen quickly pulled Tamamonomae back.

Shiyu didn’t believe Kyosuke’s explanation at all. She looked at Kyosuke with a look that said, “Do you think I’m a zz?” and said, “Look, she said she remembers your smell. It seems that you and this beautiful lady had a great time together. She can even remember your body odor clearly. May I ask, how many times did you and her come together during spring break? I gave you a spring break, and you went out and did whatever you wanted, right?”

No, I think it’s because she’s a fox that has a keen sense of smell. However, I can’t tell this to Shiyu at all. On the one hand, Shiyu doesn’t know about the Heroic Spirits, and Kyosuke has noticed that Shiyu seems to be completely unable to see her fox ears and tail. On the other hand, Kyosuke himself feels a little guilty. Although it wasn’t with the fox girl in front of him, he did do a lot of things that were not suitable for children during the spring break.

When Tamamonomae heard what Shiyu said, she snorted and said, “Ah, do you think I am such a superficial woman? Would I secretly marry a man for life just after one physical contact? I am from a noble family, how could I give everything to a strange man just because my body feels good? My husband and I have known each other for a long time.” Tamamonomae covered her mouth with her hand and said to Shiyu with disdain and contempt.

Shiyu was quite dissatisfied with Tamamonomae’s actions. She raised her eyebrows and looked at Kyosuke: “So, junior, you concealed the fact that you have a beautiful fiancée and shamelessly came to pursue me?”

When did I pursue you? Haven’t you always been the one saying you want to pursue me? Kyosuke felt that the senior had been acting more and more like being naughty since she knew he was working here. Where is the gentle and reliable senior from before? Come out quickly.

Shiyu’s words made Tamamonomae unhappy. Her golden pupils shrank. “Pursue you? Are you kidding? Although my husband has to become a prostitute due to financial difficulties, he is not so despicable as to be with a prostitute like you.”

I say, can you not be so literal, fox? If I remember correctly, your setting is very modern in terms of language, right? Kyosuke felt that he must have seen a fake fox.

Shiyu’s literary background allowed her to immediately understand the meaning of Tamamonomae’s words. She blushed and shouted, “Rogue… Rogue? Are you kidding me? I’m the most famous high school light novel writer today! How could I do something like a Rogue!”

“Oh, isn’t it? Then why do you often call your husband junior? Isn’t it because you are a senior in this industry?” Tamamonomae tilted her head and looked at Shiyu in a cute way with an innocent expression on her face.

“No way! Your husband… No, Kyosuke is my junior in school, and has nothing to do with his current position!” Shiyu felt that she had never been so angry. She felt that the vixen in front of her was deliberately disgusting her.

“My husband, you have to do something for me. This vixen has already acted like a married woman before she even entered the house. If you let her in, there will be no place for me to stay. Cry, cry.” Tamamonomae knelt on the ground like a concubine who was bullied. She even secretly wiped the corners of her eyes with saliva to pretend to be tears.

Shiyu was driven crazy. She had never seen such a tough opponent. She shouted at Kyosuke: “Kousaka Kyosuke, you really want to piss me off to death, right? Why don’t you deal with this witch quickly? If you keep going like this, what will this woman say about me?!”

Kyosuke had no choice but to say to Tamamonomae who was lying on the ground: “Um, Miss Tamamonomae?”

“Call me Xiaoyu.”

Tamamonomae didn’t look up, still pretending to be crying, with her head lowered and her ears drooping, she answered Kyosuke weakly.

“Tamamo…”

“Call me Xiaoyu.”

“Well, we are not familiar with each other yet…”

“Call me Tama.” Tamamonomae emphasized the pronunciation of “Tama”, and her intention was quite obvious.

Kyosuke took a deep breath to calm himself down, then put on a smile and said to Tamamonomae: “Um, Tama-chan.”

“Hi! What’s up, sir?” Tamamonomae immediately smiled, and her fox ears, which had almost covered her head, stood up. She happily raised her hands to respond to Kyosuke.

“Xiaoyu, Senior Shiyu is my senior. Can you please stop teasing her?”

Hearing Kyosuke’s words, Tamamonomae looked at Shiyu with dissatisfaction, and then said casually, “If my husband insists on doing this, then I can only obey my husband’s orders. Hey, Miss Prostitute over there, my husband asked me to apologize to you. I’m sorry, I wronged you before, please don’t mind, and please give me more guidance in the future.”

How can you apologize to someone like this? This guy is definitely trying to piss me off on purpose. Shiyu wondered if she should find a great monk to subdue this demon, so that she wouldn’t continue to cause trouble for Kyosuke.

After apologizing to Shiyu without any sincerity, Tamamonomae knelt down directly in front of Kyosuke, lowered her hands and placed them together in front of her knees, gently touched the ground with her index, middle and ring fingers, performed a standard three-finger salute, and said to Kyosuke solemnly: “I am Tamamonomae, and I will be grateful for your care in the future. I am not talented, so please love me more in the future.”

Oh no, this is too cute, and it feels so good. Kyosuke felt so overwhelmed by the cuteness that he covered his itchy nostrils to prevent his nose from bleeding.

“Um, Tama-san. Can you please speak properly? We are not used to your tone of voice.” Kyosuke suggested to Tama-san while enduring Shiyu’s constant hugging of her calves. He was not used to Tamamonomae’s pedantic tone.

Tamamonomae rolled her eyes at Kyosuke after hearing his words. She stood up very decisively, spat on the ground and said with some dissatisfaction, “Tsk, what are you talking about? You said you liked classical beauties back then, so I deliberately spoke in such a flowery tone. If I had known you didn’t like this, I wouldn’t have said that. It’s tiring to speak in this tone, you should have reminded Tama earlier.”

Tamamonomae changed her elegant image and casually wagged her tail while complaining to Kyosuke. Then she sat down on the sofa, crossed her legs and looked at Kyosuke and Shiwa.

So, have you, a vixen, revealed your true colors? Gao Wen, who was acting as a background, couldn’t help but complain in his heart when he saw Tamamonomae, who was completely different from the front and the back.

Kyosuke couldn’t stand Shiyu looking at him with a look that said “you are a pervert” and couldn’t help but complain to Tamamonomae, “So this is all my fault!”

PS: Mi Jiang was taken to an unknown place by a tornado and needs everyone’s votes to go home. Can the gentlemen with tickets help Mi Jiang go home? ——by Mi Jiang who cosplays The Wizard of Oz

Chapter 14 Altria: You female vixen who is causing trouble while I’m away, just wait for me!

Tamamonomae’s true colors revealed may be the end of Kyosuke’s dream of being a good wife, but Shiyu feels that her pressure is much less, after all, Tamamonomae’s aura of wife power was too strong. Although Tamamonomae is still the enemy, compared with the unattainable Chinese wife model at the beginning, Shiyu now wants to compete with her again.

But unfortunately, as a student, Shiyu does not have the protection of Merlin like Kyosuke to work until late at night. It is already past 10 o’clock and she has to go home before the curfew time given by her family.

“Don’t worry, junior. I had a lot of fun today and I’m not angry at all.” At the entrance of [Camelot], Shiyu was saying goodbye to the other party with a “kind and gentle” smile.

Kyosuke looked at Shiyu’s face full of blue veins and thought to himself: You call this not being angry, but didn’t Wang Situ live out his life peacefully and calmly?

“I remember that you, junior, joined a strange club, right? It seemed to be the one led by Xiaojing and called ‘Service Club’? Could it be that Kyousuke, you plan to do your old job in school and serve female classmates?” Shiyu asked Kyousuke with her head tilted as if she suddenly remembered something.

“How is that possible? That club is just to help other students solve problems that teachers cannot intervene in. It’s just a hobby club similar to that of a social work group.” Kyosuke believed that with the relationship between the senior and Xiaojing, the other party should have known about the details of his joining the Service Club a long time ago. He must have asked her now.

Shiyu seemed not to hear Kyosuke’s explanation, and continued to talk to herself: “Then I will come to see you tomorrow afternoon. You should be there for the club. Then I want you to finish what you didn’t finish today.”

“Don’t refuse. The service I received tonight is totally disproportionate to the amount I paid. As a service staff, this is after-sales service.” Shiyu used her index finger to hold down Kyousuke who was about to say something, “I remember your club president is Yukinoshita, right? If you don’t want me to discuss the matter about that old woman with her, don’t refuse.”

Then you plan to let Yukinoshita watch her mother’s lover and school seniors gossiping in her own club? Kyousuke felt that this scene was not much better than the situation when Shiha went to Yukinoshita to discuss Fumino. It would make Yukinoshita very angry.

“Isn’t this a bad idea? After all, we’re still in school, and Yukinoshita definitely wouldn’t want her club to become literal.”

“What does it matter? Didn’t she come up with the name of the club herself? As a classmate, I need her members to serve me, so why does she refuse? Why not just call it the Service Club and change it to the Helping Club?”

You really did it on purpose, right? Or did you intend to do this regardless of what happened to Tama at night? Or did you intend to regain the confidence you lost with Fumino and Tama from Yukinoshita? Then why didn’t you go find Eriri? That one is much easier than Yukinoshita’s.

“That golden retriever is too simple and there’s no sense of accomplishment at all.” Shiyu saw what Kyosuke was thinking and said nonchalantly while twirling her fingers around her hair.

Emmm, what you said makes a lot of sense, there is absolutely no way to refute it. Kyosuke was a little confused about whether it would be disrespectful to Eriri if he agreed with Shiyu out loud.

“Then it’s settled. See you at school tomorrow.” Shiyu waved to Kyosuke, turned around and walked two steps, then turned back to Kyosuke and said, “And you are not allowed to wear glasses when you serve me tomorrow. Junior-kun is really handsome now~ I didn’t notice it before.”

Will Yukinoshita throw me out tomorrow? Kyousuke couldn’t help but think of this question as he watched Shiyu leave.

“But anyway, we finally got rid of one. Next…” Kyosuke turned to look at Camelot and sighed, “What should we do with the most troublesome fox?”

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“Of course it’s sushi~” Xiaoyu said to Mordred excitedly, “I like Inari sushi the most.”

“Really? Then Xiaoyu-chan, can you cook it for me in the future?” Mordred, who had been completely deceived, had excitement shining in his eyes while wagging his non-existent tail.

Xiaoyu pointed at her chin with her finger and said in embarrassment: “Well… what should I do? I don’t really want to cook for anyone other than my husband…” Xiaoyu deliberately prolonged her tone and squinted at Mordred, “If there is anyone who can give me some information about my husband…”

“Hey, hey! I’ll tell you all the information I know about Kyousuke!”

“Great, deal.” Xiaoyu snapped her fingers readily.

“What should I do? It looks like he’s been bribed.” Mash looked helplessly at Mordred who was chattering non-stop about Kyosuke’s information.

“It’s completely unclear what the other party’s purpose is in approaching Kyosuke.” Gao Wen rarely smiled but had a serious expression on his face. “Ageguiwen, did that person confess?”

“She is completely tight-lipped. Even threatening with the pad is useless. Lord Merlin insisted that the other party came to him on her own initiative, saying that she is an old acquaintance of Lord Kyosuke and hopes that Merlin can tell her about Kyosuke.” While answering Gao Wen’s question, Aguiwen slid his hand across the pad seized from Merlin, hoping to get some information from it. “No, Merlin’s pad is completely locked. No one can use it except him.”

Gawain watched Tamamonomae thinking. He was not surprised that the other party could find Merlin. After all, Merlin’s reputation as the “know-it-all information dealer” among the Heroic Spirits was known to almost all the Heroic Spirits in the present world, and various Heroic Spirits would take the initiative to ask Merlin for information. If the other party was really an old acquaintance of Kyosuke, it would be no problem for him to find Merlin to buy information. It is estimated that Merlin also saw a little bit and deliberately arranged this good show tonight.

If this is true, it doesn’t matter. As the saying goes, too much debt is better than nothing. Kyosuke, who already has a lot of romantic debts, doesn’t mind adding another one. However, Kyosuke said that he didn’t know the fox at all. Gao Wen would definitely choose to believe Kyosuke. After all, there was no need for Kyosuke to lie about this matter. Since he said he didn’t know her, then he definitely didn’t know her.

This made Gawain think of a more worrying situation. The Heroic Spirit who called himself Tamamonomae approached Kyosuke for some special purpose. After all, because of Kyosuke’s specialness and irreplaceability, his safety is the top priority in the Heroic Spirit Association. At the same time, there are many Heroic Spirits who are not under the jurisdiction of the Heroic Spirit Association who also want to take advantage of Kyosuke. Kyosuke doesn’t know that Gawain and his team have eliminated those Heroic Spirits who have bad intentions towards Kyosuke more than once.

Gawain was sure that Merlin knew some information that no one else had, but the other party didn’t want to say that the few people on his side had no way to deal with this tough guy. But there is always someone who can defeat him. If they can’t deal with him, someone else can.

“Does the king know about this? Aguguiwen, have you contacted the king?”

Agguiwen finally gave up struggling. He broke the pad in his hand into two pieces and threw it directly into the trash can. Then he said to Gawain, “The king said that she will deal with Britain’s affairs as soon as possible and come back as soon as possible. Before that, the king hopes that we can take turns to watch over Kyosuke 24 hours a day. If this female vixen has any intention of hurting Kyosuke, we can just chop her up. And the punishment for Merlin, if he doesn’t tell us everything he knows, he will be hung in the corridor until the king comes back.”

Chapter 15 Xiaoyu: Migu, our cohabitation life begins~

“And then? What is my husband’s favorite food?” Xiaoyu held a notebook and recorded everything Mordred told her about Kyosuke. She had already recorded Kyosuke’s height, weight, three dimensions, the school he attended, and so on.

Mordred counted on his fingers, “Well, Kyosuke likes sashimi, steak, and non-spicy Chinese food. Oh, yes, Kyosuke likes strawberry thunder chocolate bars the most!”

“That’s what you like, right?” Kyosuke, who came back from outside, chopped Xiao Mo’s head with a knife.

“Tsk, you’re back so soon.” Xiao Mo touched his head and expressed his dissatisfaction to Kyosuke.

“That Tamamonomae…”

“Call me Tama.” Tamamonomae corrected Kyosuke’s address again and put the notebook in her hand into her arms.

Kyosuke watched as the other person stuffed the notebook into the groove of her chest and then disappeared, and couldn’t help but look at it a few more times out of curiosity. Is this the legendary four-dimensional breast?

Xiaoyu noticed that Kyosuke was looking at her chest, so she deliberately pulled the kimono on her chest outward and said, “Ah, husband, do you like Xiaoyu’s breasts so much? If you are my husband, you can touch them~”

“Um…” For a moment, Kyosuke really wanted to reach out, but the last bit of reason stopped him. In fact, it was not reason, but the look in Mashu’s eyes that said “You dare to touch it” that made Kyosuke stop.

Kyosuke put his hand, which had already been stretched out halfway, to his mouth and deliberately coughed twice to cover up the embarrassment: “Ahem. Um, Xiaoyu. It’s already late today, aren’t you going home?”

“No, isn’t my husband still at get off work? Xiaoyu will go home with my husband later.”

“Hey, is it on our way home? Xiaoyu, where do you live?” Kyosuke felt strange. Would the other party intend to send him home and then go back by himself?

Xiaoyu took out her notebook from her arms and gave an address.

Kyosuke didn’t react at first, but after thinking about it, he realized that this was his own home.

“Wait, are you planning to live in my house?”

“Isn’t it natural for a couple to live together?” Xiaoyu replied with a smile, clapping her hands.

“But the problem is that we are not husband and wife!” Kyosuke felt that there was really something wrong with the other party’s thinking process.

After hearing Kyosuke’s answer, Xiaoyu’s expression immediately changed again. Pearls as big as beans rolled down from the corners of her eyes. She cried and shouted loudly: “Wow! My husband doesn’t want me anymore!”

“Alright, alright. I surrender, you can live in my house.” Kyosuke was already upset enough, and seeing Xiaoyu crying again was really unbearable, so he just let Xiaoyu live in. As for how to let the other party live in, it’s not a problem anyway with Merlin A-Mon here.

After getting Kyosuke’s approval, Xiaoyu immediately stopped crying, took out a handkerchief from the ditch and wiped the tears from her face.

You really have everything in this ditch, I’ll just call you Tamamo B Dream from now on. Kyosuke knew that he had fallen into the other party’s trick, but he had no choice but to accept it. Kyosuke would never admit that he was secretly happy about living with a beautiful woman.

After seeing that Kyosuke agreed to let Tamamonomae live together, Gawain showed a worried look. He glanced at Lancelot beside him and whispered to him: “If this fox follows Kyosuke home, does that mean we have to wait outside Kyosuke’s house?”

“Of course. Otherwise, it would be terrible if the fox took advantage of Kyosuke’s sleep at night to attack him.” Lancelot nodded in agreement.

Gawain looked at Lancelot with ill intent and said, “Then you will have to work hard tonight.”

“Wait, why me and not you?” Lancelot looked at him unhappily when he heard Gawain’s arrangement.

Gawain patted Lancelot’s shoulder and consoled him earnestly, “After all, I can’t use my full strength at night, so I’ll have to trouble you. And aren’t you known as the wife killer? As long as you use your charm to seduce this female fox away, won’t Kyosuke be safe?”

“You’re a weakling who becomes impotent as soon as the sun sets, and you still have the nerve to mention this! Do you want to fight?” Lancelot grabbed Gawain’s hand, and the two began to compete secretly.

“Gawain, Lancelot. Stop arguing.” Bedivere, who was passing by, noticed the tense situation between the two and hurried over to dissuade them.