I, Kousaka Kyousuke, the Knight of the Helping Table

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【Camelot】 Private room

“Well~~ Kyosuke, be harder~~” Kasumigaoka Utaha said to Kyosuke in a lazy yet seductive tone while lying on the sofa.

“I say, senior. Can you not make such strange noises? This is just an ordinary relaxing massage.” Jing believed that the other party was definitely making such strange noises on purpose.

At this time, Kyosuke was sitting on the sofa in the bar’s special small private room, kneading Shiyu’s body with his hands. This was a massage technique taught to him by Gao Wen to relax the body. Gao Wen also used this technique on Kyosuke himself. Although it was indeed very comfortable, he would never make such a drugged voice like the senior sister.

“But, it’s really comfortable~ If I had known that you have such skills, I would have come here earlier. mu~ I’m really exhausted during this spring break~”

Kyosuke felt so uncomfortable listening to the other person’s tone that he was so angry that he slapped Shiyu’s waist a little harder.

“Yeah~”

As a result, Shiyu let out a trembling sound, which was too tempting, and Kyosuke felt his bones lighten unconsciously. Kyosuke couldn’t help but touch Shiyu’s waist twice more, but when he came back to his senses, he found that Shiyu looked back at him with a look of “planning” in her eyes, and at the same time, a devil-like smile appeared at the corner of her mouth.

Kyosuke was so angry at Shiyu that his teeth itched. This girl really did it on purpose, obviously wanting to see him make a fool of himself. Thinking of this, Kyosuke deliberately increased the strength of the massage.

Shiyu was pinched so hard that it hurt. She regained her normal tone and begged Kyosuke for mercy: “Ah, junior. That’s a bit too much. Please be a little gentler.”

“This is the only way it will be effective. Please bear with it, senior sister.” Kyosuke ignored Shiyu’s request and sped up the massage, wanting to finish it as soon as possible.

About 5 minutes later, Kyosuke finished a full set of massage and was wiping the sweat off his hands with the towel that had been placed on the coffee table.

“Woo~~ Cry, cry.” Shiyu covered her face with the sofa and pretended to cry for a while, but found that Kyosuke didn’t respond at all. So she sat up angrily and got angry at Kyosuke.

“What’s wrong with your store? Is this the service attitude of your so-called Rookie King who ranks 15th? I want to change people! I want to complain!” While saying this, Shiyu kicked Kyosuke’s knees with her jade feet wrapped in black stockings.

“Stop it and drink some [Fresh Ginger Beer].” Kyosuke seemed to be frightened by Shiyu’s antics. He threw down the towel, grabbed Shiyu’s two restless feet with one hand, and picked up a white cocktail with lemon slices from the table with the other hand and handed it to her with a flattering look.

“Ah, my junior actually gave me wine. I’m afraid he wants to get me drunk and then do something shameful~~ If it’s my junior, I can…oh~” Shiyu took the wine glass and blinked mischievously.

Kyosuke’s teeth were aching from the electric look. This fairy’s skills have improved a lot in the past spring break. I thought that after being educated by a queen during the spring break, I could remain as still as a mountain in front of any beauty as long as I wanted. Now it seems that I am still a little lacking. Just an underage girl seduced me and I was a little bit ruined.

“It’s just called that name. You just stared at the cocktail I made, you should know that I didn’t add any alcohol to it.” Kyosuke used both hands to gently rub Shiyu’s feet and give her a foot massage. Shiyu was a little stimulated by Kyosuke’s actions, and she trembled with her lips and wanted to make a sound. However, Kyosuke was afraid that she would continue to make trouble, so he stopped her in advance: “Don’t make strange noises, there are surveillance cameras here.”

“Tsk, I’ve been seen through. But having said that, you’ve improved so fast, Junior-kun. The last time I came, you were still a pure and childish little boy. But now you’ve become so capable. You can make cocktails, give massages, and you’re so handsome. Are you a fake Junior-kun?” Shiyu put the half-drunk glass of cocktail on the coffee table, then lay back on the sofa and looked up at Kyosuke.

“You are the same, aren’t you? I don’t remember my senior being so seductive. Although she was very attractive before, she seemed more handsome, which is completely different from your charming temperament now.”

Shiyu chuckled when she heard Kyosuke’s compliment: “Isn’t it because the juniors prefer mature women like this? Didn’t that old woman win your heart with this kind of temperament?”

“Don’t speak so harshly of Fumino. Besides, you two are not alike at all. She is the gentle and virtuous type.”

Shiyu sat up again after hearing Kyosuke’s speech. She leaned her head on Kyosuke’s shoulder, put her arms around Kyosuke and said, “Are you still attached to that old woman? Shouldn’t you break up after the spring break?”

Kyosuke thought of Fumino and became a little depressed: “Something happened and we separated early…ah!” Kyosuke was attacked by Shiyu’s two-finger Zen before he finished speaking. The power of this move was also more profound than before the spring break. What did this girl do during the spring break?

Shiyu turned Kyousuke’s head to look at her and said in a serious tone: “You are not allowed to think about other women when you are with me, especially that old woman. She is a thing of the past. Now is my time!”

What are you talking about? Do you think you are Miyagi Ryouta? Fumino is not the gorilla like Akagi Takenori.

Kyosuke decided to change the topic to distract Shiyu: “By the way, the sale of your novel should be very successful this time, right?”

After hearing Kyosuke’s question, Shiyu let go of Kyosuke’s head and puffed up her chest proudly. Although she knew that this was Kyosuke’s trick, she still couldn’t help but boast in a tone: “Yes, thanks to Kyosuke’s help, I can achieve such results. This novel is a big hit, and I got a lot of royalties.”

Kyosuke nodded and agreed, “Yeah, I can tell.” After all, the cost of the Camelot private room is not cheap, much more expensive than the average bar private room. The fact that Shiyu could afford it and booked a private room to be alone with him meant that she obviously made a lot of money this time.

“Humph, hum.”

Seeing Shiyu’s expression of “come and praise me”, Kyosuke couldn’t help but think of Eriri. He felt that Shiyu’s expression was exactly the same as Eriri’s expression when she asked him for a reward every time she got good grades. So Kyosuke naturally reached out to Shiyu’s head.

“Don’t treat me like that golden-haired loser.” Shiyu knocked away Kyosuke’s claws that were reaching out to her. She knew very well that the other party must have wanted to attack her by patting her on the head.

Kyosuke wanted to say something to tease the senior, but was interrupted by a loud quarrel outside the private room. Kyosuke vaguely heard that Gao Wen was arguing with a woman about something.

Kyosuke frowned. The soundproofing of the Camelot private room was very good. The noisy sounds in the bar hall could be blocked. If it could reach the private room, it must be no small noise. After all, quietness was one of the selling points of this private room, because many upper-class ladies or young ladies did not like noisy environments. The private room was tailor-made for these people, so the cost of the private room would be particularly expensive. After all, how could Merlin live up to his reputation of plucking the feathers of passing geese if he didn’t ruthlessly slaughter these wealthy people?

By the way, if anyone had any wrong thoughts just now, go to face the wall. All the private rooms are equipped with cameras to prevent some unruly people from doing something out of line. If you dare to play horse riding games in a private room, you will probably be tied to the back of a motorcycle by the store manager and dragged around Tokyo the next day.

It was definitely not a small matter that could be heard even in the private room. Could it be that the madam of a duck farm next door took advantage of the absence of the store manager, Ms. Altria, and came here to cause trouble? Kyosuke had reason to think so. When Camelot was first established, it had taken away a lot of business from other shops, which led to people coming here to cause trouble every few days.

At first, the store manager still greeted them with a smile, but the other party became more and more excessive and even asked the store manager to send Gawain and his men to them. So the store manager Altria, who could no longer bear it, showed her power as the leader of the most evil gang in Britain and led her thirteen round table knights from Nantianmen to Penglai East Road. Uh, sorry to come on stage. It was the store manager who led her four kings and 150 round table knights to sweep all the nightclubs in Tokyo. From then on, no one in the same industry dared to act arrogantly in front of [Camelot].

“Senior, please wait here for a moment. I’ll go out and take a look.”

Kyosuke came to the door of the private room and planned to go out to see what was going on. Before he could open the door, it was knocked open from the outside. While Gao Wen was saying “Miss, you can’t go in”, Kyosuke found a fox girl in blue clothes and pink hair jumped directly into his arms. She rubbed Kyosuke’s chest and shouted happily: “Migu! This smell… This smell… It’s really my husband!”

“Clam?”

PS2: The match that Mi Jiang just struck appeared the phantom of everyone voting for Mi Jiang. Mi Jiang believed that this scene would definitely come true. With this thought in mind, Mi Jiang fell asleep. ——by Mi Jiang who cosplays as the little match girl

Chapter 12 Shiyu: Why is it that every time there is a vixen who comes to disturb my good deeds?

Kyosuke was completely stunned by Tamamonomae’s actions. Although he didn’t react when she jumped into his arms at first, Kyosuke was still an otaku before he traveled through time. After seeing the other person’s appearance clearly (especially the brown fox ears and tail and pink hair), how could he not recognize that the person in front of him was Tamamonomae, who was nicknamed “the good wife fox” in Type-Moon.

But Kyosuke was even more confused, because although his memory and ability were shameful for a time traveler, at least he still had some impression of the Heroic Spirits he had met. Especially the female Heroic Spirits he liked before he traveled through time, he remembered all the events related to them, such as the “face cleanser” made by the store manager, the drinking forced by Shuten, and the health and physical education courses Maeve gave him.

Kyosuke could use his limited brain capacity to guarantee that he had never seen Tamamonomae before. The first Heroic Spirit he had come into contact with was the store manager, and it had been more than a year since then, so he still had some memory. If a Heroic Spirit as famous as Tamamonomae had come into contact with him, he would definitely have memories, but Kyosuke swore that this was really the first time he had seen her.

Tamamonomae raised her head to glance at Kyosuke, and seeing that he didn’t respond, she continued to rub her head in Kyosuke’s arms: “The smell of my husband… the smell of my husband… this place is really heaven! Tamamonomae, I’m so happy!”

“Junior, so you like this kind of tune? Not to mention that old woman before, now you find someone who calls you ‘husband’. Do you like married women so much?” Shiyu’s eerie and terrifying voice came from behind Kyosuke, scaring him so much.

Kyosuke looked behind him and saw Shiyu leaning on the sofa, looking at him with contempt. Kyosuke felt that if Shiyu dyed her hair and had a riding whip in her hand, she could directly cosplay the queen who had left a deep impression on him both mentally and physically.

After hearing Shiyu’s dissatisfied words, Tamamonomae pulled her head out of Kyosuke’s arms, walked around Kyosuke’s body and met Shiyu’s eyes on the sofa. Both of them looked at each other with scrutiny for a while.

So beautiful, this was the first impression Tamamonomae gave to Shiyu. Although she wanted to belittle her appearance, she really couldn’t find any flaws in her appearance. Although the old woman surnamed Yukinoshita was also very beautiful, Shiyu didn’t take her seriously at all. If we only talk about appearance, that woman can indeed be called beautiful, but she is just as beautiful as herself. Shiyu admitted that she was indeed a little inferior to that woman in terms of her dignified and elegant temperament, but the youthful vitality she possessed was something that the married old woman could never catch up with.

Shiyu used to think that after Kyosuke broke up with that woman, she could win him over just by showing off her charm and just beckoning. Shiyu even thought that given his innocent boyish personality, he would definitely be depressed for a long time after breaking up with that old woman, and she would be able to conquer him by showing the tolerance and broad mind of a mature woman.

Unfortunately, things were completely different from what he had imagined. Kyosuke did miss the old woman, but it was far from the level of self-pity he had expected. Moreover, the various seductive methods he had used in the private room just now did not achieve the effect he had hoped for.

And after that old woman left, a rival who had never been seen before appeared out of nowhere, and her appearance and temperament were perfect, even I was slightly inferior to her in appearance. Judging from the fact that the other party was able to chase here, it was probably that she met Kyosuke in the bar. But this woman just called Kyosuke “husband”? The old woman before was also a married woman. Could it be that Kyosuke is actually a wife control?

Should I find a random guy to marry after graduation to acquire the so-called wife attribute, and then kick the spare tire over to seduce Kyousuke? Maybe with this attribute, it will stimulate the other party’s ntr pleasure and reach home base faster.

Tamamonomae didn’t think as much as Shiyu did. After taking a look at her, she immediately came to the conclusion that she was not worth worrying about. Although her bust and hips looked slightly bigger than hers, her waist was much thicker than hers, and it was obvious that her figure was just a little thicker than hers. In terms of cup size, her mind was obviously broader. Moreover, her appearance was not only inferior to hers, but also to those concubines in ancient times who tried to compete with her for favor.

He was a weakling from the beginning to the end and was no match for me at all.

After coming to this conclusion, Tamamonomae nodded in satisfaction. The only advantage of the other party should be that she has been with her husband longer than she has. From what she said just now, it seems that the other party is her husband’s senior. Could it be that the other party is also a prostitute like her husband? This is too much. Such a humble identity dares to dare to touch my husband.

Thinking of this, Tamamonomae made a face full of grief, and fell into Kyosuke’s arms and sobbed: “Although I know that my husband has no choice but to do this job, I didn’t expect that even a prostitute like this would dare to order you around so rudely. It is all my fault that my husband has been humiliated. I don’t ask for your forgiveness, but I hope that you can forgive me for our past relationship. I will repay you with the rest of my life.”

Um, well, sister, can you speak human language? Kyosuke said that he had no idea what the fox was saying. Although he was a little proud of the fact that the fox was very close to him, compared to this completely unfamiliar fox girl, the senior behind him was the one he cared about more at the moment.

Kyosuke took a lot of willpower to help Tamamonomae, who was rubbing against him and taking advantage of him, up, and asked seriously: “Um, who are you, lady? I have never seen you before, you must have the wrong person.” Although he knew who the other person was, he did not recognize her yet. Although it was a pity, Kyosuke felt that the other party had recognized the wrong person.

It would have been better if Kyosuke hadn’t asked. As soon as these words came out of her mouth, Tamamonomae froze in place as if she had been hit hard. She didn’t expect Kyosuke to react like this. Tamamonomae grabbed Kyosuke’s collar in panic and asked loudly, “My husband, have you forgotten me? I promised you that I would take care of you for the rest of my life. Have you forgotten everything?”

“Sorry, I really don’t know.” Kyosuke didn’t dare to look directly into the other person’s panicked eyes and turned his head away.

Tamamonomae’s face, which was originally pretending to cry as a joke, actually started to tear up because of Kyosuke’s answer.

“Wow! My husband doesn’t want me anymore! My husband doesn’t want me anymore!”

“Hey, what’s wrong with you? Don’t cry.” Kyosuke looked at Tamamonomae who was crying loudly and had no idea what to do. Seeing other customers outside constantly looking into the private room, he quickly winked at Gawain who was standing at the door.

Gao Wen nodded quickly, walked into the private room and closed the door again.

Chapter 13 Xiaoyu: When entrusting yourself to a boy, the three-finger salute is necessary

After Gao Wen closed the door of the private room, the customers who were watching outside found that there was nothing to watch and had to leave. It was not that everyone was not interested in this matter, but since [Camelot] did not want everyone to know, it was better for everyone not to delve into it.

But there is one exception.

Merlin had been hiding when Tamamonomae forced his way into the Camelot private room and caused chaos. Now he was squatting in the corner behind the bar, holding a Pad in his hand and sliding his fingers continuously.

“Let me see☆, Kyousuke-chan’s private room is… huh?”

Merlin had just found the surveillance camera of the private room where Kyosuke was when a hand reached down from above the bar and snatched the Pad from Merlin’s hand.

“Hey, who’s going too far? The fun has just begun!”

Merlin found that his Pad had been snatched away, so he quickly stood up and tried to take it back from the other person. However, he found that Aguguiwen was looking at him seriously with the Pad that he had just snatched away from him in his hand.

“Um, Da… No, Aguguiwen…”

“I want to ask, Sir Merlin. What are you doing? If I remember correctly, shouldn’t you be mixing cocktails at Bar No. 1 now?” Aguiwen looked at Merlin expressionlessly, with a hint of dissatisfaction in his eyes.

Merlin thought he was just being caught being lazy, and quickly explained: “I’m sorry, I’ll be there right away. Um, can you give me the Pad back?” Merlin rubbed his hands together and pleaded with Aguiwen in a flattering tone.

“No, I can only give it back to you after you finish your work, Lord Merlin.”

Facing the ruthless Aggguiwen, Merlin’s face immediately fell: “No, I will return to my post and work hard. But please return the Pad to me first, for Kyousuke-chan’s good show, I specially…”

Merlin realized that he had let the cat out of the bag and immediately covered his mouth with his hands.

“What do you mean?” Agguiwen sighed as he looked at Merlin. “I didn’t want to believe it at first, but Lord Tristan just reminded me that when that young lady came in, you were the only one who didn’t show any surprise. Instead, you kept laughing.”

You are such a nosy blind Cui! Merlin realized that the matter had been exposed and planned to escape immediately. However, as soon as he turned to the right to escape, he saw Mashu standing there holding a shield (rice) card (table), staring at him with a look that looked like garbage. This kind of look had only appeared in Mashu before when she had a quarrel with Kyosuke.

“Mashu-chan, could you…” Merlin found that Mashu was completely unmoved, so he planned to escape in another direction, but found that the other side had already been blocked by Mordred.

“I’m sorry, Merlin. Mashu-chan told me that if I could catch you, she’d treat me to cake.”

Can a cake buy off this stupid dog? Merlin tried to struggle a bit, and he planned to use magic to escape, but a long magic stick hit him on the back, interrupting his spell.

“Merlin, where do you want to go?” Lancelot stood beside Agrawen, holding a magic-enhanced wooden stick across the bar and pressing it against Merlin’s back.

“Well, I just want to record Kyousuke’s growth. Why do you all care about me so much? If you want to record it, I will share it with you after I read it…”

Seeing the increasingly terrifying looks from the people around him, Merlin’s voice of defense became lower and lower.

Mash walked up to Merlin expressionlessly, looked at him, and then raised the shield in her hand.

“Please reflect on this!”

These were the last words Merlin heard before he lost consciousness.

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In the private room, Tamamonomae finally calmed down after venting her feelings. She was sitting on the sofa, her golden eyes staring at Kyousuke who was constantly explaining to Shiyu.

Gao Wen stood beside Tamamonomae and watched her, to prevent the fox girl from doing anything out of line when excited. After all, the characteristics of the heroic spirit on her were too obvious. If Tamamonomae wanted to do something to ordinary people like Kyousuke and Shiha, the two of them would be completely helpless.