I am out of control, I don’t have a pattern
Chapter 173: With Superpowers, Without Superpowers
Chapter 173: With Superpowers, Without Superpowers
Shan Xiaoruan had no one left at home, her father had died and her mother had remarried. Qin Yuandai had found her out of kindness and wanted to find her a good place to live.
The boss doesn’t have so many things to do, doesn’t have many relatives and friends, and isn’t stingy, so it’s pretty good.
“What’s wrong with your hearing?”
“I can hear negative decibels…”
“Oh…”
Boss Li thought that he was the only one with super powers, but it turned out that the person with super powers was right next to him.
Of course, negative decibels are not really negative, they are just anchored to zero decibels as a reference.
Su Mengyao couldn’t hear the mosquitoes three meters away discussing whether to take two bites of human blood, but Dan Xiaoruan could hear the mosquitoes about six to eight meters away complaining that Jing Wanqiu’s blood smelled like Li Jie’s sweat.
However, Dan Xiaoruan’s optimal hearing range is not negative decibels, but between 20,000 Hz and 120,000 Hz.
But she can control it.
If you open your mouth, the best hearing range will be closed.
It looks magical.
“Fuck…then why did your family let you out?”
“Most of my family members were killed by their enemies, and I might be the only one left.”
“…”
“I was very young then…”
“Ok.”
Boss Li thought about it and decided to comfort the little girl, so he said something nice to her, “Everyone in my family died, and I’m an orphan.”
“…”
Was comforted.
However, Boss Li never asked too many questions about other people’s family tragedies, just as he never talked to Gu Bilin, a guy who had been reincarnated for several months, about how much his parents loved him.
So he asked some questions that interested him: “Why do you sleep like a panda hiding from the rain?”
“…”
“It seems like you have something to hide. It’s okay if you don’t tell me. I have no problem with your sleeping position. By the way, I like pandas very much. I think pandas are the cutest in the world. What do you think?”
“…”
“Would you like some Coke? Iced.”
“…”
The two were chatting on the balcony, mainly Li Jie talking and Shan Xiaoruan listening.
Because she is not good at chatting and doesn’t like to talk.
And she didn’t drink Coke.
When Li Jie opened a can for her and put it in her hand, she took a sip carefully.
At that moment, the world became bright.
Her eyes lit up.
“How about it, isn’t the iced Coke super good?”
“Ah.”
“There’s nothing better than an iced Coke! Nothing!”
Having said that, he asked Shan Xiaoruan to wait for a moment, then he got up and went to the storage room where snacks were kept to rummage through the drawers, and found a large jar, which he took out and placed on the ground. Both of them were sitting on lazy sofas, and a jar was placed on the low coffee table, which was just the right height.
“My mom fried potato chips for me. I learned how to make them from my fellow villagers in Jiannanzhou. They are delicious.”
Click!
He just opened his mouth and stuffed the whole thing into his mouth. Others ate Yunnan-style fried potato chips one piece at a time, but Boss Li crushed them into pieces and sprinkled them into his mouth.
This way you eat more.
When “Tu Ma” did this for the first time, A Bao wanted to imitate him and sprayed potato chip crumbs all over the room.
“Try it, it’s delicious.”
“Ah.”
Hey.
He threw another small saucer on the coffee table and poured a bag of dry dipping sauce into it.
“I like the original flavor. You girls might like spicy food, so you can try it.”
“Ah.”
Dan Xiaoruan picked up a piece, put it in her mouth and tasted it, and her eyes lit up again.
Boss Li, who was very observant, stretched out his legs and crossed them, lying on the sofa and said casually: “I have offended a lot of people recently. What if someone comes to assassinate Yaoyao and the others? If I can save them, I will save them. If I can’t, forget it. There is no need to really block the bullet.”
“No, no way…”
“you’re brain damaged?”
“Ah.”
“…”
Boss Li was stunned. “We only have one life. Once we die, it’s gone. If you are out there, there is no need to take bullets for others. We have not done you a great favor. We are not grateful to you. Life and death are determined by fate, and wealth and honor are determined by God. Don’t be so professional.”
“I, I took the money.”
“…”
Speechless Li Jie stopped talking nonsense and gave her a thumbs up.
Divine gold.
Is it worth risking your life for tens of thousands of dollars a month?
Ok……
It’s actually hard to say.
Boss Li was too lazy to try to figure out Shan Xiaoruan’s inner world, so he asked curiously, “Do you know what the two people outside the wall who are on the phone are talking about?”
Shan Xiaoruan looked up, took out her phone and turned on the telephoto lens, then nodded: “The one in the blue T-shirt is talking about paying back the money; the one in the white one is talking about what to eat.”
“What the hell? Can you hear that far?”
“I, I know lip reading.”
“…”
Boss Li stared at Shan Xiaoruan for a while before saying, “If you joke again next time, I’ll slap you.”
“…”
Shan Xiaoruan looked confused and whispered, “I, I’m not kidding.”
“…”
My fault.
I, Shenjin.
Boss Li no longer wasted his brain on this little girl. She was a completely abnormal bodyguard. He didn’t know what his godmother Qin Yuandai was thinking.
“Xiaoruan, then I’ll let you sleep with me, are you willing?”
“Add, add money.”
“Fuck you.”
Raising his middle finger, Li Jie continued to eat potato chips and drink Coke in a very depressed mood.
I’ve been fighting everywhere recently and my weight has dropped. I need to catch up quickly.
The two of them just lay there and continued to chat about the similarities and differences in some “super powers”, and Boss Li took the opportunity to show Shan Xiaoruan what “eagle eye vision” is.
“At one o’clock, the one holding the parasol is a young woman. There is a pink rabbit pendant on her backpack. Under the rabbit pendant is a black rabbit pendant, which looks like it has merged with the black backpack. She is wearing flesh-colored stockings, about 10D. In her left hand, she is holding a mobile phone, the case of which is made of silicone with a rabbit on it…”
As Li Jie was speaking, Dan Xiaoruan was looking through the telescope. After fixing the telescope and making slight adjustments, Dan Xiaoruan’s eyes widened.
“Isn’t it amazing?”
“Ah.”
“But once you get within ten meters, it becomes normal. It should be the adjustment of the lens.”
He pointed to his eyeballs and made a guess.
“So… can you breathe fire?”
“…”
Boss Li, who was chewing potato chips, had a koala expression on his face.
No, girl, we’re talking about “super hearing” and “super vision”, and you’re asking me if I can breathe fire?
“No.”
“…”
Shan Xiaoruan actually showed a disappointed expression, which was one of the few times she showed emotion.
He usually has a blank expression on his face, but now he actually looks disappointed.
She obviously really hoped that Li Jie would breathe fire.
“I will try to breathe fire in the future.”
“Really?”
Boss Li said this in a bad mood, but Dan Xiaoruan’s eyes sparkled and brighter than when she was eating potato chips and drinking iced cola.
Did you eat black garlic?
There is no normal person in this room.
However, a few normal people came soon. “Niu Ma” was moving things into the house in large and small bags. Gan Xingzhu, who helped drive the car and carry the things, ran to Li Jie to take credit, saying that he had been very cautious along the way.
“Little White Cat” did not make any mistakes~~
After stroking the “little white cat” twice, the “little white cat” went to play with the sleeping Jin Momo.
“Dabao, what do you think of this dress?”
“Where did you pick it up?”
“I found it at Yixia’s house.”
“‘Gou Ma’ even keeps things like this?” “Others have taken a lot of them. These are the best ones. They were made when ‘Little Pudding’ was born.”
This “little pudding” is not a pet, but the granddaughter of “Gou Ma”. She couldn’t find any old clothes at the time, so she made some herself with cotton and silk.
There are all kinds of wraps, covers, and condoms.
The baby socks were made by herself, but Gou Yixia was not good at needlework, so it was mainly the other mothers who helped.
There is a “tiger head hat” made by Hu Wenjing. The lining is silk and the outside is pure cotton. The crocheting is the work of Tu Zhi and Shu Xiuqin.
It’s a popular tradition for children here to wear old clothes, or they can make them themselves. Of course, this requires there to be elders who can do it, otherwise you’d better buy them yourself.
Because the handicrafts of the “Red Star Welfare Home” are well-known, many people in the surrounding communities will come to buy when they have new children. Of course, if it is second-hand clothes, they will ask for it directly if they have a good relationship.
What Niu Erya brought this time was the “treasure”.
“Dabao, look at the stitches. They are so nice.”
“What are you showing me? Your skills are too poor. They are far inferior to mine.”
“…”
Niu Erya raised her hand and hit him with a baby towel.
I glanced at him and didn’t bother to talk any more nonsense to this soon-to-be father. It would be pointless to say anything.
Li Jie continued to eat potato chips and drink Coke. Unlike the young women in the room, he didn’t need to worry about body management at all.
When the chirping started inside, he quietly closed the sliding door and turned on the air conditioner on the balcony, which blew a cool breeze.
Why do we need to install air conditioning on the balcony?
Just for times like this.
Shan Xiaoruan had already left. She ran downstairs and around to check the situation. She was surprised to find that the new robots in the house all had weapon systems.
But what was even more surprising was that a special box was installed next to the surveillance camera, and inside the box was a miniature missile…
The renovation of the entire villa is still in progress. There is even a mecha-like thing in the basement. Li Jie took her to see it and explained that it was used to move I-beams and steel plates.
Guard work is so boring. After putting on the alarm, Dan Xiaoruan returned to the small room on the first floor and curled up like a panda hiding from the rain.
Only this time she used a selfie stick to take a picture of herself in a pose she had no idea what it looked like before.
I finally saw it this time.
Then he hid in the quilt and searched “Panda hiding from the rain” on his mobile phone. Soon, the quilt began to shake, and from time to time he would let out short laughs of “Hey, hey, hey”.
It was an incoherent laugh, intermittent and very rhythmic.
“panda……”
As she scrolled through the photos and videos of giant pandas, a smile appeared on Dan Xiaoruan’s face.
What a cute giant panda.
Pandas are the cutest in the world!
Shan Xiaoruan said loudly in her heart.
“Really, really good…”
There is a beautiful picture of a giant panda, which I saved as a screenshot.
Then he suddenly remembered his job, quickly switched to the background of his mobile phone, and looked at the surveillance footage again.
After scanning a circle, it quickly switched back to the beautiful picture of pandas…
When Dan Xiaoruan clicked on a video of a giant panda cub, he became energetic.
“Eh… so small.”
Looking at its “pink hairless mouse”-like body shape, it is in stark contrast to the size of an adult giant panda.
Then Shan Xiaoruan thought, if it was the boss lady Su Mengyao, how big a panda would she give birth to… No, what about the baby?
“That’s great…”
Dan Xiaoruan said in a low voice with a little envy.
I watched videos of panda cubs for a while, and then I fell asleep.
I don’t know how long it took, but when Dan Xiaoruan opened her eyes dazedly, she suddenly woke up! !
Dan Xiaoruan sat up and his brain froze for a moment…
Then I looked up and saw Li Jie eating a popsicle and grinning.
“Your ‘super hearing’ isn’t working. Your alertness is too poor.”
“Fell asleep……”
“And he actually sleeps in a normal position, not the ‘panda hiding from the rain’ position.”
fine……
“He actually fell asleep.”
After I patted my face and recovered myself, I realized that forty minutes had passed.
I had a really good and full sleep.
Pandas are so cute.
I don’t know how the panda feels…
“The fur of an adult giant panda is very rough and hard to the touch, and in order to prevent falling, the fur is hollow, so it feels very bad. Only giant panda cubs feel nice to the touch.”
“…”
Li Jie’s voice was like the devil’s whisper, which immediately shattered Shan Xiaoruan’s beautiful imagination.
but……
Look up again!
He can “read minds”!
It’s a real super power!
“I can’t ‘read minds’.”
“…”
“I’ve been practicing facial expression reading lately, and you’d be a great experimental subject.”
“…”
“You are wondering why, so I will reluctantly explain it.”
Boss Li slurped a banana popsicle and said, “First of all… I just said that casually. I have no other reason. I am also practicing with Yaoyao.”
“…”
“Hahahahahahaha…” Li Jie laughed when he saw her return to her expressionless look. Then he took out a banana popsicle and handed it to her, “Here, have a banana popsicle.”
“…”
Although he still had a blank expression on his face, he still took the banana popsicle.
It smells really good.
“By the way, do me a favor these days. I need your lip reading ability.”
“Add, add money.”
“absolutely okay.”
“W-why…”
“Your ‘super hearing’ is not needed for now. You just need to stare at the screen and help me see what the other person is saying. That’s all.”
“…”
What he was going to say was predicted again.
Is it true that “mind reading” exists?
“Don’t worry, I don’t have the ability to read minds.”
“…”
Suck it~~
Dan Xiaoruan took a bite of the banana popsicle and it tasted really good.
It’s just a little bit thicker.
“Mom – where are the beef shanks and pig ears?”
“Why are you howling at home? In the kitchen! Kitchen! Kitchen!”
The usually good-tempered “Niu Ma” responded loudly from across the building on the second floor.
“Why is there no sauce, Mom—”
“Li Dabao, you can eat me if you want!”
Comrade Niu Erya’s knuckles turned white when she yelled. She just couldn’t stand Li Dabao’s character.
“Mom, what’s wrong?”
In the room, Su Mengyao poked her head out and asked curiously.
“Ah, it’s okay, Yaoyao. The braised beef is really good today. Let’s have some later. Hey, what do you think of this bellyband? It’s made of silk. I’ll wash it by hand and hang it up to dry…”
Now Niu Erya is focusing all her attention on the birth of the “little calf”. When the Niu family heard that someone was carrying a baby to continue the family line for Niu Xiu, they originally thought that the baby was adopted. But when they heard that the baby was still in someone’s belly and was the child of “Red Star” Li Dabao, they were immediately filled with respect.
Li Jie was sitting in the living room on the first floor with sliced beef shanks, but he couldn’t find any sauce, so he could only make do with chili sauce and soy sauce.
You know what, it’s quite delicious.
While eating, he was in contact with Han Zitong. At this time, “Zhao Bajiao” and “Qian Guipi” had already appeared in the capital. The security intensity of Sili Prefecture where the capital is located has been significantly increased recently.
But it’s not a big problem. The two of them are just tourists. They took the opportunity to take pictures of the private place where the Yang family members gathered. Usually, it is an ordinary restaurant or hotel open to the public, but they are all membership-based.
A large garden that often looks unpopular is actually very lively inside. Only wealthy families have the ability to play in this way.
Land is very expensive in the capital city. There are so many streets from east to west on Zhuque Street, and hundreds of thousands of shops. To be able to occupy an entire block of land, you cannot be an ordinary wealthy person.
Now the two middle-aged men are scouting the area separately. Han Zitong is with a tour group, and Li Fazhu is with a tour group for disabled people. They take photos and transmit the surveying and mapping data to Li Jie at the same time.
Based on some information given by his godfather Ai Shoujin, Boss Li currently judges that Yang Renshou will be frequenting private restaurants in the area of East Second Street, Zhuque Avenue.
However, the time, place and events cannot be confirmed.
However, generally after the Supreme Council is over, many members of the Supreme Council will go to Pingkangfang for some entertainment, walking through the streets and alleys to the south, from East First Street to East Second Street, which is a block of one or two kilometers.
There are not many tall buildings, which makes it inconvenient for Boss Li to operate.
If there is any action, the Beijing garrison troops occupying the commanding heights will be able to discover it first.
Therefore, Boss Li did not plan to transform into “Black Cat Man” or “Gourd Man” this time, but…
Doom Guard!
(End of this chapter)