Chapter 174: Deputy Leader of the Gourd Gang
Sizzle, sizzle…

After the new welding robot arm accessories ordered by Boss Li arrived, he modified it into the welding robot he needed. Tomorrow, in the last episode of “Guardians of the Galaxy”, Boss Li plans to strengthen it again.

“Boss, what’s the range of your missile?”

“Three kilometers, what’s wrong?”

Li Jie, who was debugging the engine, was a little confused as to why Old Han asked this question.

“There is no launch angle. Three kilometers is not enough? It’s in Pingkangfang.”

“I didn’t intend to hit anyone directly.”

“what?”

“This is not an anti-material bomb, it’s a smoke bomb.”

“…”

“I rushed directly into Pingkangfang and tore Yang Renshou into pieces, especially his head, which I blew up and flushed down the toilet. What if he had the technology to upload consciousness? Who could bear it?”

“Boss, if we had this technology we would have established a base on Europa long ago.”

Han Zitong felt that his boss was getting more and more crazy. He was no longer afraid, but became excited instead.

No.

I can’t be like this, I still have my son, even though he hasn’t been brought back yet; even if my son is not around for a while, I still have “Victoria” and “Elizabeth”…

When he thought of “Elizabeth”, Old Han felt full of strength.

There are many slutty girls in the “Buckingham Palace Bathing Center”, but the only truly outstanding employee is “Elizabeth”!
Compared with “Elizabeth”, the “Anne I” ordered before is just rubbish. All they do is say “Brother Zhao, I’ll give you a 20% discount. Come often when you have time” every day.

Divine gold, it has no sentimental value at all.

A pure and honest transaction!

Pooh!
Unlike “Elizabeth”, she would advise herself not to wash her feet often. It is not easy to make money now, so she should save more to remarry and keep incense. She is hopeless in this life. When she saves enough money, she will change her appearance and return to her hometown. If there is a next life, she will marry Brother Zhao, clean and simple…

Brother Zhao recharged to become a platinum VIP right then!

I will never use Chenpi’s membership card again!
I, Brother Zhao, am willing to spend the money!

Old Han, whose mind had finally returned to normal, felt a little melancholy. Oh my god, what happened to me?
“Help me see the curve.”

Li Jie ran to the control room, picked up the walkie-talkie, and pushed the push rod to increase the force. Then the ten-kilogram missile was as steady as an old dog on the stand, without any vibration at all.

“no problem.”

After picking up the intercom and finishing speaking, Han Zitong began to fantasize about whether he should go to “Elizabeth” tonight and spend another three or five hundred yuan. Damn it, this stupid boss only knows how to give himself a raise, and he can’t spend it all.

Recently, he bought a three-bedroom apartment in the urban-rural fringe. As they are all working people, Old Han feels that his life has returned to normal.

It’s more ordinary and normal than working for Yang Renshou.

If my boss hadn’t been thinking about how to play with art every day, my life… wouldn’t have been fine.

What is art?!
Explosion is art!

Stupid boss.

“Hehe, using my secret Type B high-explosive warhead, it’s no problem to take down half a building. It’s a pity that I don’t kill innocent people indiscriminately.”

“The boss is quite humane.”

“That’s for sure.”

“…”

Am I praising you?

Han Zitong stopped talking. This stupid boss could never figure out what he was thinking.

After finishing my work, I ordered takeout. I crossed mountains and hills to the gate of “Huanghua Temple”, picked up the “Guochao takeout packaging bags” and left. There were several large bags, all of which were pre-prepared dishes.

I won’t eat it if it’s not pre-prepared food.

Who knows whether the food cooked in small workshops is clean or not, but you have to eat pre-prepared dishes produced on an industrial assembly line to feel safe.

“Boss, the Sili Prefecture garrison has 400,000 to 500,000 troops, and the air-space-ground special operations team is complete. If you rashly rush to Pingkangfang to cause an explosion, you will be regarded as a terrorist.”

“So I won’t set off an explosion. I will just rush in, kill Yang Renshou, and then leave. No innocent people will be hurt.”

“Rushing in will definitely alert Boss Yang Renshou.”

“As long as we don’t alarm him, isn’t that enough?”

“…”

Makes sense!
The three of them ate dry-pot bullfrog, boiled beef, and spicy crayfish, chatting about the details while eating.

“We have confirmed one thing now. Yang Renshou needs to explain his relationship with the Cult of the Black Sun and the bounty on Darkseid to the Supreme Council. After that, he will hold a hearing and make a statement to the public on behalf of the Daxing Group. In between these two things, he will lobby the influential members of the Supreme Council.”

“Correct.”

“So he went to the Supreme Council on the 16th and held a hearing on the 17th, so there must be lobbying in between. According to the survey, there are currently 17 seats for centrists. Based on how often they usually go to Pingkangfang to attend various gatherings, the probability is as high as 92%. It can be basically assumed that it will definitely be Pingkangfang again.”

“good.”

“This is ‘Building One.’

Li Jiefang took down a bullfrog leg.

“This is ‘Building Two’.”

Li Jiefang ordered a piece of boiled beef.

“This is ‘Building Five’.”

Li Jiefang released a crayfish.

“here.”

He pointed with chopsticks and said, “This is the area where materials enter and exit Pingkangfang, and it is also the main passage for garbage trucks to enter and exit.”

“This person, this person, and this person are the crew of a Pingkangfang garbage truck.”

“…”

“Not the boss, how did you get it?”

Han Zitong and Li Fazhu were both shocked, as they had not collected any information on the list of these characters.

“Besides the official website, I just need to find connections.”

Boss Li, with a mysterious look on his face, was thinking, “I have a cheap uncle who is a garbage collector, and many of my co-workers have fled from Luzhou to Beijing to work. Would I tell others about this casually?”
But it is impossible to get into Pingkangfang by working. It is not easy to get in after three inspections and five checks.

but!

It is not a big problem for a temporary worker from another place to work as a subordinate for a local cleaner in Beijing.

The monthly salary of regular cleaners in the two blocks of Pingkangfang is 36,000 yuan. There was a cleaner in the South Block who took out half of his salary and hired three temporary workers.

It just so happened that one of the three temporary workers was the son of Hou Taiji’s co-worker.

Six thousand yuan a month, including food and accommodation. Social security is paid on your behalf, but there is no housing provident fund.

To make a living.

Mainly, food and accommodation are provided. Although I live in an urban village by the Luo River, I already live a better life than many white-collar workers who earn 20,000 yuan a month.

The reason…

It is not easy to live and travel in the capital.

A salary of 6,000 is pretty good, but the work is a bit dirty.

Hou Taiji is now also a “rich old man”. He gave a red envelope of 88 yuan to his old workers and found out about the situation of the housekeeping, sanitation and other workers in the North Street District.

The next thing is much simpler.

As long as you enter the outer surveillance area, no matter how many internal guards you have, it will be useless.

Even without the electric drive, the “Doomsday Guard Unit 1” is still very powerful when Boss Li wears it.

There is no problem at all in being fully armed and carrying 70 or 80 kilograms of equipment, not to mention that Boss Li is “born with supernatural strength”, so how can a mere 70 or 80 kilograms be enough to satisfy him.

Bigger is better, more is beautiful!
We don’t need many hot weapons this time, with blasting as the main focus and gunfights as a supplement.

However, according to Han Zitong’s experience, cold weapons are best added.

“Did you see this?”

Boss Li, who was slurping the crayfish juice, picked up a stick with his foot. “I specially designed this telescopic long stick. Both ends are weighted. Wearing composite armor is useless.”

“What power can this stick have?”

Master Li ate the rice in big mouthfuls. There were bean sprouts all under the boiled beef. He loved eating bean sprouts because “Victoria” from the “Buckingham Palace Bath Center” recently said that eating bean sprouts is good for the body.

Speaking of which, this “Victoria” is really good. It always gives a 20% discount and never tells stories. It really won the heart of old man Li.

Boom! With a loud bang, a piece of angle iron not far away was hit by Li Jie’s stick, sparks flew everywhere, and then a dent appeared.

Great force…works miracles!

“The boss is awesome!”

“It’s awesome.”

“…”

After eating all the “props” on the table, Li Jie said, “It’s enough to create a commotion outside for twenty minutes. Are you two okay?”

“Please rest assured, boss. The bonus for this operation is very generous. We like it very much and will ensure that we complete the task.”

“It’s better this way. If I don’t do my job well, Lao Li, don’t blame me for expelling your child from the fancy school.”

“…”

“My wife’s grandfather is a councillor of Canglong District. He has the ability.”

“…”

Fuck you!
Master Li cursed inwardly, but he also admitted that this idiot could indeed do it.

And there is Xiao Yuanyin…

In fact, until now, Li Fazhu and Han Zitong still haven’t figured out how Xiao Yuanyin, an elite in the police force with a bright future and the potential for further advancement, could have become involved with this stupid boss?
There must be something hidden here.

But it’s quite difficult for them to know now.

How could Old Man Han and Old Man Li know that Director Xiao wanted to sit at the same table with Boss Li voluntarily?

There’s nothing we can do about it!

If the damn “Ten Years of Black Fans” group explodes…

That was a real explosion.

He did report this to his superiors, but they asked him: Have those people done anything specific that endangers social security?

No.

They just prefer to watch “live-action animation”, like “Masked Calabash Brothers” and “Black Cat Man”, and recently they are chasing “Doomsday Guardians”.

The superiors were not happy: Xiao Xiao, you just don’t understand the basic principles of maintaining stability! Too impulsive, too young, too naive, and sometimes too naive…

What can Chief Xiao do?
He was also helpless and in a difficult situation.

It’s not easy to do things.

Up to now, Xiao Yuanyin is doing things according to his conscience. At least the “Gourd Man” and “Black Cat Man” have not killed innocent people indiscriminately.

Although he left many “urban legends” or even “urban myths” in Jianye City, he did good deeds without leaving his name and gave all the credit to his brothers in the police force. What else is there to say?

Now, even if Xiao Yuanyin doesn’t want to make progress, then the people who follow the bureau chief don’t want to make progress either?

The old subordinates from the former Canglong District Branch…don’t you want to make progress?
They all want to make progress too much.

When people are in the arena, they can’t help themselves.

Otherwise, everyone in the Canglong District Police Station also likes to watch “Black Cat Cop”.

This film is of high quality.

“After dinner, accompany me to test the equipment. And Lao Li, you just broke your leg, didn’t I give you a mechanical prosthesis? And it’s a multifunctional mechanical prosthesis. Don’t let Lao Han do all the work. We have to empty Baohua Mountain as soon as possible. I built so many robots not to show off, understand?”

“Yes, yes, the boss is right. I will definitely correct my casual working habits and devote my whole heart and energy to work. From today on, I will not go to the Buckingham Palace Bath Center for three months!”

“Fuck, if you swear such a poisonous oath, then I have no choice but to believe you.”

Boss Li pointed to the remelted gold not far away and said, “Take 10 or 20 kilograms of gold and give it to your child to get a brand. Whether he can pass the exam to go to college or not, I will provide food and accommodation here.”

“thank you boss……”

There was no way. He couldn’t beat Li Jie. His previous sneak attacks had all failed. After Master Li Fazhu repeatedly confirmed with Han Zitong that Li Jie was not an alien, he gave up the idea of ​​shooting Li Jie in the head.

Because the boss said, give them one chance, and if they fail, they will have to become adults…reincarnate as humans.

“There is also the matter of recruiting workers. How is the excavation going recently?”

“Boss, I have some good news that I want to report to you.”

Han Zitong put down his bowl and chopsticks, and then said, “I was in Buckingham Palace before, and I took in two young men who had just retired from the army and entered the society. They didn’t know how dangerous the world was, and they were almost beaten to a cripple by the janitor…”

“What do you do?”

“One is a doorman, and so is the other.”

“…”

“…”

The two men with the surname Li didn’t say anything and just looked at Han Zitong quietly.

Old Han immediately continued, “The key is that he is an honest child and can be trained. His physical fitness is not bad. He was beaten so badly, but he stayed in the hospital for two weeks and was discharged.”

“Since he’s such an obedient kid, why don’t you take him here to be a security guard?”

“I’m training them.” Han Zitong smiled and continued, “The effect is very good. Now they know how to scout locations, report locations, and analyze the enemy situation. They are also very determined to take action. I’m ready…”

“Wait a minute!!!”

Bridge Bean Sacks!

Boss Li thought something was wrong when he heard this. What the hell are you training for?

“What do you mean by scouting out the area and taking resolute action? Please tell me in detail!”

The boiled beef is not fragrant anymore.

“It was like this. I asked the two kids if they liked ‘Huluxia’. They said yes and that he was their idol! They wanted to learn from ‘Huluxia’ and fight violence and protect the good just like ‘Power Red’! I saw it and thought, isn’t that a coincidence! So I said, how about this, we set up a ‘Hulu Gang’ and I would be the deputy gang leader to contribute to social justice and peace. They were very excited. It only cost 2,800 yuan a month, and of course the key is that food, accommodation and medical insurance are provided.”

“…”

Originally, when Boss Li heard the word “Hulu Gang”, he immediately turned red and wanted to beat up Old Man Han, but when he heard “Only two thousand eight hundred a month”, he said, screw it! He was radiant!

what is this? !!

This is a good talent and beautiful quality.

“Where is your hometown?”

“I am from Dongzhou, Henan, and I am from Lanling.”

“Have you ever seen blood?”

“I have seen him. He was beaten to death by the people in Buckingham Palace and vomited blood all over the floor.”

“What I’m fucking asking is, have they let anyone else see the blood?!”

“That’s not there.”

Seeing Li Jie’s unhappy face, Han Zitong said immediately, “However, your deeds of bravery are in line with your noble character. Boss, you are also an ‘advanced individual who bravely does what is right’.”

“That’s true……”

Boss Li, who loves to listen to flattery, immediately said, “Food and accommodation are included. Two thousand and eighty… It’s a bit too little, three thousand… three thousand and five hundred. Remember the training fee. If they change jobs, let them pay the training fee.”

“Then… Boss, how much is the training fee?”

“One hundred and eighty thousand, isn’t that too much?”

“Not too much, not too much…”

Han Zitong’s eyes lit up immediately, “Then does the training fee include instructors’ salaries and bonuses?”

“I’ll give you a number.”

Boss Li stretched out his thumb and index finger and made the sign of “eight”. “Eighty thousand, how about that?”

“Boss, may you live a hundred years, live a hundred years…”

Old Han, with a smile on his face, calculated in his mind that the 80,000 yuan could buy “Elizabeth” a hundred times.

That’s enough.

Li Fazhu, who was standing by, was accustomed to Han Zitong’s declining moral integrity. He was not in a hurry at all. He had thought about recruiting people. But his stupid boss’s train of thought was to find a famous master… That was all nonsense. Who knows, the master might be killed by the boss first after he comes.

Therefore, Old Han’s idea is correct. We have to find a “good family kid”, preferably one with “living parents”, and preferably one with “caregivers”.

As long as the direction is right, there won’t be any big problems.

There is no need to rush. After all, he is not sure whether he will be cheated by his stupid boss when he goes to Beijing this time.

Being able to break into the capital and fight his way out is not because Master Li doesn’t believe in the ability of his stupid boss, but because he really wants to see it for himself.

As long as he could leave the capital alive, he would go to the remote countryside to recruit people as soon as possible!

(End of this chapter)