If you don’t give up, I’d like to be your adoptive father.

Chapter 581 Accident

Chapter 581 Accident
A sacred place of Shintoism, inside the land government office.

Xiao Yu sat on the “master chair” that originally belonged to the land god and said calmly: “City God Zhao, tell him about Fenghou Bay.”

Zhao Chenghuang understood what she meant and immediately shouted, “Sun Bin, just three quarters ago, the two hundred elite soldiers of the Demon Dragon hiding in Fenghou Bay were annihilated by Yu Daxian alone.

There are eight demon fairies in it!
Even the magic dragon itself could not resist the siege of eight demon fairies and two hundred great demons.

Fairy Yu only suffered minor skin injuries.”

In the previous battle at Langhuan Water Palace, Xiaoyu was actually seriously injured.

If she didn’t have serious internal injuries, she wouldn’t have shown her external injuries and made herself so embarrassed.

The black dragon she transformed into was covered with wounds.

Before transforming from a black dragon back into a human form, Xiaoyu used the ancient dragon magical power “Water Spirit Resurrection” and absorbed a breath of “water spirit power” to heal the dragon body.

After changing back into human form, he continued to use the secret medical techniques to regulate the “life and death energies” in his body.

His complexion was much better now, and the blood stains on his body had been cleaned off.

It’s just that the time was too short, and some obvious wounds were exposed.

“Now that Fairy Yu has come to Longtou Town, do you understand what this means? The end of the Demon Dragon is coming soon.”

As soon as Zhao Chenghuang finished speaking, Tudigong immediately kowtowed and shouted, “Everything is subject to the orders of Fairy Yu and Lord Chenghuang.”

——Master Chenghuang, you have turned back, how can a mere land god like me dare to persist? Even if Fairy Yu fails and the demon dragon comes to settle the score, you will still be there to take the lead.

Zhao Chenghuang turned his head to look at Xiaoyu.

Xiao Yu asked, “Is the Demonic Dragon still in Longtou Town?”

Whether it is Zhao Chenghuang or Tudigong, they are all underworld officials of the underworld.

Now that the incident has happened, the underworld will definitely know about it. Whether to punish them and how to punish them is the business of the judge of the underworld.

As long as they are obedient and cooperate with her, she has no interest or time to bother them.

The God of Land replied, “He should still be at the Cen family.”

“Should?” Xiao Yu’s eyes turned cold, “You are the god of the land, and you are not sure about the situation in your jurisdiction?”

The God of Land hurriedly explained, “The demon dragon has great magical powers and is suspicious by nature, so I dare not get close to it.

Now we can only confirm that the magic dragon has not walked out of the gate and is no longer wandering around Longtou Town.

But if he used the escape technique to leave, I wouldn’t know!”

Xiao Yu asked, “Is there any disturbance in the Cen family at this time?”

The God of Land sensed it for a moment and said, “The Cen family is the same as usual. Many goblins have not gotten up yet.”

“You haven’t gotten up yet? Great, we’re sure to win this battle!” Xiao Yu showed a happy expression, left the old chair, and said, “City God Zhao, I want to sneak into the Cen family to get information and find an opportunity to assassinate the demon dragon.”

She looked at him deeply and said, “I want to repeat the incident in Howling Wind Bay. Do you know how to do it?”

Zhao Chenghuang said, “I will stay outside the Cen family and keep an eye on all the fairies that leave or enter Longtou Town. If the fairy calls, I will come immediately.”

“City God Zhao, eight demon immortals and more than a hundred great demons have died. I’m not sure whether Xiniu Hezhou will be shaken.

The shaking of the Quicksand Region is inevitable.

The talisman messengers in the sky and the judges in the underworld are all watching us, we must behave well!”

——Don’t think about changing your ways halfway and joining the enemy!
Zhao Chenghuang gritted his teeth and said, “I swear to the heavens that if I can’t get rid of the evil dragon, I will be deposed from my position as a god and return to reincarnation!”

If he fails to kill the demon dragon this time, he can return to reincarnation, which is a good ending.

Xiaoyu nodded and said, “You stay outside, I’ll go.”

She turned to the God of Land and said, “Come with me.”

The Cen family did not collude with the goblins.

Their family is small but wealthy, and their mansion stretches for miles and streets, which can easily accommodate more than a hundred fairies.

The goblin ate Mr. Cen and his wife and two young masters, and the Cen family was basically extinct.

The magic dragon himself turned into Master Cen, and the hundreds of goblins under his command became servants of the Cen family.

It has been almost half a month in the deep courtyard, and the neighbors nearby have not noticed anything unusual.

With the land god acting as the “traitor”, Xiaoyu easily determined the distribution of goblins in each courtyard of the Cen family.

Perhaps out of confidence in its own strength, or because this stronghold had been discovered by Zhao Chenghuang, the magic dragon did not set up any magic circle in the Cen family.

Xiao Yu avoided the big monster with a strong aura and ran two laps in the Cen family with the Kongbu Step to determine the general internal environment and personnel layout.

Two good news. First, there are not many guards in the yard and the atmosphere is very relaxed. The news from Howling Wind Bay has not yet reached here. Second, there are quite a few goblins in the yard, but their quality should be very low.

Strength is only one of the criteria of “quality”. Many of them are not strong but very good at serving people.

There are even four professional goblin chefs.

When Xiaoyu sneaked into the kitchen, she heard “Chef Zhu (Pig)” scolding the clam-spirit maid.

“Silly girl, this is a three-year-old child with delicate skin and tender flesh, how can you put him in the steamer on the top shelf?

I wonder if the top layer is cooked first when steaming meat? Hurry up and put the Zhen Yuan realm warrior’s ‘sitting and squatting meat’ on it.”

“Pa pa pa!” “Lang (Wolf) Chef” whipped a rat demon who was eating the cold-mixed human ears and cursed: “This is the snack for the turtle steward to drink morning wine. Who are you to dare to eat it?”

The rat demon “really… ran away in panic”, and cried out in grievance: “There are three hundred pairs of ears in a big basin, and I cleaned them up at four o’clock in the morning.

It’s cold and cold, and I’ve been soaking my hands in icy water for hours. My hands are all covered in frostbite. What’s the harm in eating one or two pills?”

“You still dare to be stubborn!” Chef Lang continued to chase him and beat him, cursing as he beat him: “What a savage! If I hadn’t enlightened you, you would be a rat that couldn’t stand the light of day and couldn’t survive a cold winter. You ungrateful little short-lived child.”

Chef Dan (eel) is cooking the eel soup.

Three pregnant women were placed in the big pot. When onions, ginger and garlic were added into it, it surprisingly smelled delicious.

It’s a real fragrance, no shit smell, no fishy smell.

Xiaoyu felt nauseous when she smelled it because it smelled so good and delicious.

The more delicious it was, the more uncomfortable she felt and the more she wanted to vomit.

“Chef Shan’s mother-and-child soup is indeed a unique Western delicacy! No wonder the king came all the way from the West Sea Ling Kingdom to invite you here.” Surrounding the big pot were a group of clam spirit servants, and they were all drooling.

The fourth “Chef Ha” is the most normal. He is kneading dough and steaming buns.

But on the chopping board next to him, there was a large basin filled with salty and fragrant meat filling.

In addition to the four chefs, there were more than ten servants who were also busy preparing breakfast for the big monsters.

And all the ingredients they prepared, including meat, were related to humans.

They were either busy working in silence or chatting and laughing. The scene was very harmonious.

If you ignore their ingredients and meals, and only compare their behavior with the kitchens of the wealthy families nearby, there is almost no difference.

However, the ingredients in the human kitchen are all animals, most of which are the prototypes of the goblins in this “goblin kitchen”.

It was past 8am at this time, and the goblins were about to have breakfast – they only had two meals a day, one in the morning and one in the evening, so breakfast was a bit late. “A little impatience can ruin a big plan! Kill the old goblin first, then clean up these little goblins.”

Xiaoyu tried hard to prepare herself mentally, and finally suppressed her murderous intent. She stared carefully at everyone in the kitchen and listened to their conversation.

In the end, she chose a maid named “Zhu’er”.

Zhu’er should be a “half-demon”, a child born from the union of a human and a demon.

With completely human appearance, Xiaoyu couldn’t even guess what kind of monsters her parents were.

The other demon servants all had very obvious traces of demon beasts.

Becoming a human being is the easiest thing for Xiaoyu now.

Don’t be fooled by her transformation into “Black Girl”, she can even change her shape under the power of magic.

It was simply because she was too familiar with the black fish spirit.

If it were any other river monster, it would definitely not be as hard to tell the real from the fake as “Black Girl”.

Even the “Black Girl” has strong traces of “Black King Kong”.

Encountering a river monster that is familiar with Black Kong is likely to attract extra attention.

For example, the Yaksha “Magu” in Fenghou Bay felt that “Hei Xiaomei” looked very friendly.

Now Xiaoyu can’t become “Black Sister” and join them.

She had to replace one of them.

In addition to her completely human appearance, which makes it easy for Xiaoyu to replace her, Zhu’er also has a very big advantage: her status is very low.

Perhaps because of her half-demon identity, she is discriminated against among the demons, and all the demons can boss her around.

“Pearl, come quickly and take the ‘human sheep’ in the frame to the kitchen.”

Zhu’er was drawing water from the well with a huff and puff when she suddenly heard a familiar voice.

She didn’t think much about it and immediately responded: “Fourth sister, wait a moment, I’ll be there soon.”

She took the wooden barrel out of the well and poured the water into the bucket beside her. Zhu’er wiped the sweat from her forehead and ran quickly towards the direction where the sound came from – there was a wall separating her from the yard.

As soon as she walked through the moon-shaped door, an invisible force pressed on many acupuncture points on her body.

Zhu’er’s eyes went dark and her body fell to the side.

Xiaoyu held her still slender waist and laid her on the ground, facing up.

As he looked her up and down with sharp eyes, Xiaoyu’s own appearance began to change.

“Zhu’er, you damned bastard, where are you slacking off? If you don’t bring in the water, I’ll skin you alive.”

The delay was quite long, and angry scolding was heard from the kitchen.

“I’m taking a shit. I’ll be right there!” Xiaoyu turned around and responded, in exactly the same voice as Zhuer’s.

At this time, her face and figure were 90% similar to Zhu’er’s.

Only some details, such as eyebrows and moles on the face, are slightly different, and you can tell them apart if you look closely.

Instead, it was an aura, the same half-demon aura as Zhu’er’s.

Now that you have completed the “Yi Qi”, changing your breath is the easiest.

“Alas, the transformation technique of the ‘Yi Mai’ realm is still not enough!
You must practice the first level completely so that there will be no obvious flaws in the appearance, now.”

Xiaoyu reached out and wiped her face, and her image became exactly the same as Zhuer’s.

If changes are not enough, use illusions.

She used the Great Moving Technique to instantly take off Zhu’er’s coat, then took off her own coat, and then put on Zhu’er’s clothes.

Finally, with the “Shanzhai·The World in the Sleeve”, the beads and clothes are put into the sleeves.

When she was carrying two large buckets and running to the kitchen door in a Pearl’s pace and posture, she was kicked by Chef Zhu.

“Lazy people and lazy horses produce a lot of shit and piss!”

“Zhu’er”‘s reaction was no different from before. She had a blank expression and endured it silently. She helped others with the work without being told.

This is why she, a half-demon, is qualified to join the “Imperial Chef Team” of the Black Dragon Demon King.

After a brief moment of adaptation, “Yuzhuer” began to become different from the half-demon Zhuer.

She began to smile ingratiatingly and called “Dad” and “Mom” enthusiastically.

The “fairy” in Pangu’s world is not an adjective that means cunning and shrewd, but simply “aliens”.

The goblins in the kitchen didn’t notice anything unusual and accepted Yuzhuer’s change calmly and naturally.

“Let me carry this heavy food box. I’ll deliver the food.”

When the food was out of the pot, Yuzhuer naturally took over the task of delivering the food.

Even humans like to be lazy, let alone little demons.

So, before the end of breakfast, Yuzhuer had met all the goblins except the Black Dragon Demon King.

Including the demon servants, there are 98 in total, 21 in the kitchen, 3 stewards, 15 waiters and 30 guards.

The rest are all “worshippers of the Magic Dragon Palace”, and they are all technical experts who are good at Feng Shui divination and exploration of ancient monuments.

Among them there are even fifteen human “evil cultivators”.

They ate human meat buns and drank human flesh soup without any strange look on their faces, not even a hint of reluctance.

After breakfast, the technical experts immediately went out to do feng shui calculations for the Black Dragon Demon King and determine the location of the water palace.

“Prime Minister Turtle, when will the king get up? Do you want us to send him some food? We still have some of Chef Dan’s mother-and-child soup.” Yu Zhuer only forced a flattering smile on her face, but the flattery was not too strong, so as not to ruin her character.

The Turtle Butler picked up a piece of cold-mixed ear with chopsticks and chewed it until the corners of his mouth were red with oil. There was a crisp “crunching” sound in his mouth, and an intoxicated look appeared on his old face.

“Slurp~~” He took another sip of wine and said slowly: “Didn’t your manager tell you? You don’t need to prepare food for the king this morning.”

Of course Yuzhuer asked the “boss chef” – Chef Lang.

“Chef Lang also said that there is no need to prepare food for the king this morning, but it was delivered a few days ago. In the entire Demon Dragon Palace, Prime Minister Turtle cares about the king the most, so I asked a few more questions. If the king is not hungry, then I will think that I am asking too much.”

Butler Turtle would not have paid any attention to the “dull and stupid half-demon”.

But today she seemed to have suddenly come to her senses, and kept calling him “Prime Minister Turtle” and “Prime Minister Turtle’s father”.

He loved listening to it.

“The king is not at home at all, what are you eating!”

——What, the Black Dragon Demon King isn’t here? ! Where did he go?
Yuzhuer’s expression changed slightly.

This sudden change caught her off guard.

(End of this chapter)