If you don’t give up, I’d like to be your adoptive father.
Chapter 582 The Miserable Wang 3 Dog
Chapter 582 The Miserable Wang San Gouzi
“The king is not at home. Where did he go?” Yuzhuer asked in surprise.
The Turtle Butler glanced at her, his expression and tone turned cold, “Do I need to tell you where the king is going?”
“I am concerned about the king.” Yuzhuer said.
The turtle steward was even more unhappy because he didn’t shut up and dared to ask questions and argue. “You bastard who doesn’t know the rules, get out!”
Yu Zhuer didn’t leave, she just stared at Chief Turtle and asked, “Prime Minister, is the king really not at home? Don’t lie to me.”
Butler Turtle got angry. He slammed the chopsticks on the table and raised his palm as big as a palm fan to slap the “ungrateful bastard” in the face.
“Bang!” His eyes went dark, his head felt dizzy, and his butt turned around twice on the round stool, he was stunned.
“Pa!” Yu Zhuer raised her dragon claw, which was bigger than a palm-leaf fan, and slapped him in the face again, leaving his glans face bloody and bruised. Her body then turned twice on the round stool.
She didn’t stop and continued smoking.
“Clap clap clap!”
Butler Turtle was slapped more than a dozen times, and his head became even more confused, but the Yin Spirit in the demon pill woke up.
“You are not Pearl, you——”
“Pfft!”
His Yin Spirit had just let out a half-roar when the dragon claws pierced through his chest and abdomen, grabbed his heart and squeezed it hard.
“Whoosh!” The black wind escaped for five miles and came directly to the woods outside the town.
“Boom!” The violent sword energy exploded in the Turtle Butler’s body, and his heart was crushed into a paste of meat.
When Xiaoyu pulled his right hand out of his abdomen, he was already holding a demon pill as big as a duck egg.
“Swish~~~” The bloody minced meat flowed out from the hole in the chest.
The human body of Turtle Butler died.
A turtle that quickly swelled to the size of a village thatched house.
“No~~~” His Yin Spirit tried to escape, but was suffocated by the Fierce Tiger God, and then was burned by the familiar Pure Yang “Evil Fire”.
“Fairy Yu, the Black Dragon Demon King hasn’t been eliminated yet, why are you suddenly killing people? Won’t this alarm the devil?” The God of Land emerged from the ground with an anxious look on his face.
Xiao Yu said calmly: “The old turtle’s body is huge and can be easily seen by others. You should deal with it quickly.”
“Fairy Yu, what’s going on? Why are you killing this turtle monster?” Zhao Chenghuang also came.
“The Black Dragon Demon King is not in the Cen family at this time.” Xiao Yu said.
“What, the Black Dragon Demon King is not here?” Zhao Chenghuang’s face changed drastically, and he stared at the Earth God with sharp eyes.
The God of Land said in panic: “I really don’t know!”
“Deal with the body quickly.” Xiaoyu shouted.
Zhao Chenghuang glanced at the old turtle and stomped his feet lightly. An ochre-colored light emerged from the ground and enveloped the giant turtle.
The giant turtle seemed to be stuck in a swamp, sinking rapidly and disappearing in the blink of an eye.
The ground was still covered with broken dead leaves, without even a trace of blood.
Xiao Yu nodded with satisfaction. “The Black Flood Demon King had been at the Cen family before. He should have left last night and has not returned yet. The goblins didn’t even prepare breakfast for him.”
Zhao Chenghuang asked, “Why did he leave? What did he do?”
Xiao Yu pointed at the fierce tiger god and said, “You’ll have to ask the old turtle about that.”
Butler Turtle was quite useless, and his Yin Spirit was not completely burned into an “illusory soul”. He only lost his will to resist after hearing Zhao Chenghuang’s exaggerated story of “the great immortal Yu destroying hundreds of demons single-handedly” and hinting at her reputation of “killing people and destroying souls”.
“Grandma Yu, Immortal Yu, please stop burning. I am willing to descend. If you want to know anything, just ask. I only beg you to stop burning. Woohoo, I have practiced hard for three thousand years to have the Taoism I have today. Three thousand years of hard work are all destroyed in one day~~~”
Zhao Chenghuang watched and listened, but he did not feel very happy. Instead, he felt sympathetic and could understand Manager Turtle’s feelings very well.
“Since he is willing to confess, we might as well listen to what he says first,” he said.
“I’m just afraid he won’t be honest!”
Having said that, Xiaoyu still released the incomplete Yin Spirit of Turtle Manager from the “Tiger Furnace”.
“Where is the Black Dragon Demon King?” she asked.
“I went back to the Flowing Sand River Demon Dragon Palace. I left yesterday at noon.”
Zhao Chenghuang then asked, “Why did he leave suddenly? Could it be related to the water ape being killed by Fairy Yu?”
“Water ape?” Butler Turtle was stunned for a moment before he realized something, “Oh, General Ape was beaten to death.
The king also received the news and was very angry. He was planning to summon you, the City God, to question you and also to settle accounts with Fairy Yu!
But the king suddenly encountered a more urgent matter and had to return to Liusha River immediately to find the “Old Lady”.
He asked Blackwing Bat to select a few “Souli Captains” to replace the Ahuizotl, and went back alone.”
“Why is there still an old lady?” Xiaoyu asked in surprise.
Although he had never been to the Demon Dragon Palace, he had tortured the water ape and knew the general situation of the Demon Dragon Palace.
The water ape never mentioned the “Old Lady” at all. Just by hearing this title, you know that the “Old Lady” must be the elder of the Black Dragon Demon King.
Either a relative or a godparent.
“I just found out that our king has an old mother. The ‘old lady’ refers to her.” said Turtle Chief.
“Is she my biological mother or my godmother? Why has no one ever heard of her in the past?” Xiaoyu asked puzzledly.
“It should be my biological mother, also a dragon, a female dragon. Yes, the king never mentioned it to us in the past.” said the old turtle. Xiao Yu was more and more puzzled. If there really was a mother, there was no reason for the Black Dragon Demon King to hide it!
Calling the old turtle “Prime Minister Turtle” is a huge flattery that he cannot afford.
But the name “Turtle Butler” is worthy of it.
He has followed the Demonic Dragon for many years and is in charge of daily chores. Can he barely be considered a trusted steward?
Even such a close person doesn’t know that his master has a mother. It must be that the Black Dragon Demon King is trying hard to conceal it.
What is he trying to hide?
“Why do we have to go back to find the old mother dragon at this time? Has anything happened in the past two days?” Xiaoyu asked.
The old turtle shook his head and said, “I don’t know the specific reason. The king just became extremely excited after seeing a child, and shouted, ‘God has mercy on me. After so many years, I finally found the murderer of my father.’
I had a lot of doubts in my mind at the time, but the king didn’t tell us much at all.
He grabbed the child and flew into the sky, leaving behind only the words “Stay here and wait for me to return with the old lady. I will definitely lead you to massacre Tianmen Town with blood and let you plunder to your heart’.”
After saying that, he laughed heartily three times, hahaha~~”
Xiao Yu’s heart tightened, and he had a vague suspicion. He asked hurriedly, “Who is that child? Is he the child of Mr. Wang from Tianmen Town?”
“Which Hermit Wang? His surname is indeed ‘Wang’.” The old turtle was stunned for a moment and said, “It is Wang Sanlang, the son of the Thunder Light Fairy of Tianmen Town. He is an immortal fetus and is suspected to be the reincarnation of an immortal.”
In the past six years, Mr. Wang has been living in seclusion in Jianquan Mountain, and the most famous person in the Wang family is the “Thunder Fairy” Xue Cuier.
Especially for the extraordinary circle, the label of “the third son of Mr. Wang” on Wang Sanlang is extremely diluted, and “the fairy fetus born by the Thunder Fairy” is more impressive.
“Oh no! It turns out that the son of the Wang family ran into the son of the enemy.” Xiao Yu clapped his hands and shouted with an ugly face: “Why is Wang Sangouzi’s life so miserable? He is only seven years old and has encountered such a fatal disaster!”
At the age of seven, he met one of the “Ten Great Demon Gods of the West”, and under the command of the demon god there were hundreds of demon kings and demon generals, tens of thousands of big and small demons, and an old mother dragon. With such hardships, it is more than enough to be a “miserable male protagonist” somewhere.
But does Wang Sangouzi have some of the male protagonist’s luck?
Xiaoyu remembered the fortune-telling that the dog-meat Taoist priest had given to Wang San Gouzi: it was very unlucky, his energy was declining and his luck was running out, and he was in danger of dying young.
Before San Gouzi was born, she had a deep understanding of the ominous nature of him.
But she thought that being targeted by Feng Ni Po and her gang of demons and monsters was the most dangerous moment in San Gouzi’s life.
I didn’t expect it was just an appetizer back then.
Now he is only seven years old and has fallen into the hands of the “Western Demon God”. Does San Gouzi still have a future?
“Is the little boy dead?” Yu Gan’s mother asked hurriedly.
——Her behavior was so obvious, and she even called out the child’s identity and name right away, so they must have a close relationship.
The turtle steward thought about it and said tremblingly: “Maybe he is not dead yet.”
“Maybe? Tell me the truth, is he dead or alive!” Xiaoyu shouted angrily.
The Turtle Steward said quickly: “The child was already dying at that time.
The demon dragon was ferocious and cruel. Ever since he came to Western Shu and saw the prosperous city and people everywhere, he had a good appetite and would eat three pairs of boys and girls alive for every meal.
He sent several goblins to scatter around Xishu. The water ape that you killed, Great Immortal, was mainly responsible for finding beauties.
There is also a goblin who is specifically responsible for the food of the magic dragon. In the Magic Dragon Palace there is a goblin with the title of ‘Souli Duwei’.
The demon dragon is vicious, greedy and has a picky taste.
Not only do they eat young boys and girls, but they also have many other requirements for them.
For example, the date of birth, height, whether one has sufficient blood and essence, and whether one’s parents are warriors.
If the child is from an ordinary country boy, he will be skinny and lack blood, and may suffer from tuberculosis, just like the sour apricots on the fruit tree, which are not tasty!
Fairy Lei Guang herself has great magical powers, and her son is an immortal fetus, so of course she would be targeted by us… oh, by the ‘Su Su Du Wei’ sent by the magic dragon.
It seemed like it was the afternoon of the day before yesterday or something like that, the little fairy boy and a group of human kids were sent to the kitchen.
Prepare to wait until noon the next day and give it to the magic dragon for it to enjoy.
Before the baby is served, he must be rinsed thoroughly in hot water, the dirt on his body must be washed off, and the dirt in his stomach and intestines must be forced out with magical powers. Then he must be filled with water and rinsed with a pig-bristle brush. The baby must not die.
At that time, the kid was already in a state of confusion.
He and several other kids were placed on a large copper plate, sprinkled with sesame oil, fine salt, pepper powder, chopped green onion, ginger, garlic, etc.
Seeing that Yu Daxian’s pretty face turned blue, Turtle Chief lowered his voice, but did not dare to stop, and could only be more cautious, saying: “When the little fairy boy was served on the table, he didn’t have much breath left.
When the magic dragon grabbed him and was about to stuff him into its mouth, he was so frightened that he didn’t know whether he was dead or not, but he made no sound at all.
Later, the magic dragon took him away again, and before leaving, he mentioned something like “the enemy who killed my father”.
The little fairy boy might be in danger, his life might be hanging by a thread, or he might turn danger into safety. I really can’t give you an accurate answer.”
Xiao Yu asked: “How did the demon dragon know that Wang Sanlang was related to the enemy who killed his father?”
Turtle Chief said: “When the magic dragon touched the little fairy boy, it must have had an impulse and sensed something.
He grabbed the little fairy boy and was about to put it into his mouth, but suddenly he stopped with a puzzled look on his face, put the little fairy boy back on the table, and looked at it over and over again.
He also pinched the little fairy boy’s forehead, squeezed out a few drops of blood and calculated carefully.
I don’t know what he figured out, but he immediately showed ecstasy and laughed loudly towards the sky.”
Xiao Yu frowned and said, “He already knew Wang Sanlang’s identity, why didn’t he go to Wang’s house and capture the whole family, but instead took them back to Liusha River to find the mother dragon?”
Turtle Chief said: “The Demon Dragon has planned to massacre the entire city, including the entire Tianmen Town, and possibly Yingxiang Mansion, otherwise he will not be able to dispel the hatred in his heart.
He is such a cruel and tyrannical person.
He has been the king of the south for many years, and he has destroyed countless cities.”
(End of this chapter)