I am an emotional anchor, one sentence can break the defense of the whole network
Chapter 139 Your imagination is her greatest charm
Chapter 139 Your imagination is her greatest charm
Hang up the mic,
Lin Feng took a puff of cigarette.
Said to the live broadcast room.
Brothers, if I didn’t have these professional training and knowledge, I really wouldn’t be able to do this job.
From the tone of her voice and the way she falls in love, you can tell she has an attachment-type personality.
I want to change this personality.
too difficult.
Almost impossible.
The simplest and most relaxing way is to keep yourself busy and tired so that you have no time to think about all these messy things.
When you find the focus of your work,
People will gradually become more confident.
The rest is up to fate.
“@Military Advisor, I also have an attachment-anxious personality (crying)”
Hey hey hey,
What are you afraid of?
I’m afraid that as soon as I say attachment anxiety, many people in the room will say, “Oh, Military Advisor, I’m also anxiously attached.”
别,
Don’t do that.
This live broadcast has ended. I will tell you what I just told her.
Don’t bother me.
I am a military advisor.
Not your emotional trash can.
Even a trash can will eventually be full.
My head is buzzing now.
Please give me a clown to make me happy.
. . . . .
On the barrage.
“Hahahaha, the military advisor is also afraid of anxious attachment.”
“It’s hard to make money, and it’s hard to eat food, hahahaha.”
“The military advisor is also anxious.”
“It’s overflowing through the screen.”
Hahahahaha.
. . . . .
Ding~
The clown is coming.
“Hello, military advisor.”
It’s a boy.
Raymond Lam: “Hello, are you having any emotional problems?”
“Military Advisor, I met a girl last year and I liked her very much. At that time, she had just broken up, so I thought, hey, it’s finally my turn.
As a result, during the time we were having an affair, she went back to live with her ex.”
Lin Feng was amused and said to the screen: “Brothers, what did I just say? You are such a clown.”
Well. . .
. . . . .
On the barrage.
It’s finally my turn
“It’s finally my turn to be the clown (laughing and crying).”
“It’s a clown.”
Hahahaha.
“He is not only a clown but also a scapegoat.”
“Why do you let me answer the phone and not you?”
“Because she likes you.”
“That’s right, don’t even ask me to take over, I’ll even let me take the child’s last name!”
Cruel person!
Awesome!
“Master, please accept my knee.”
“How can my knees reach me? I’m just going to prostrate myself on the ground.”
“Brother, wake up. This is not called a scapegoat. This is called a jack. This is the fulcrum that lifts up the earth.”
what?
Hahahahaha.
. . . . .
Boy: “I was also very angry at the time, so I deleted her directly. Then in May or June this year,
We got in touch again on that social platform.
At that time, I thought, forget it, I don’t hate you that much anymore.
At that time, I advised her that it would be better for her to break up and not to get involved in such unnecessary things.
She kind of listened to me, after all, we met a few times during the breakup.”
Lin Feng: “Awesome buddy, he is a prime minister with a big heart, but you are a fucking prime minister.”
Well. . .
Boy: “Then the intensity of the feeling subsided and I didn’t hate her that much anymore, so I went to look for her again.”
Lin Feng: “What do you mean when that energy is over, I don’t hate her that much anymore? After hearing what you said, I really want to put you in the pot to see if it’s the oil that’s splashing or you being a bitch.”
Well. . .
. . . .
On the barrage.
“I want to put you in the pot” “Let’s see if the oil splashes or you are cheap”
On the art of cursing.
“Oil splashes, because I’m such a bitch.”
“Hahahaha, that makes sense.” “The dirtier you curse, the healthier your prostate is.”
“Since my quality disappeared, I found that my life has become much smoother.”
Hahahaha.
. . . . .
Boy: “Because I did do such a thing, there is nothing much to say, but later on, what I feared came true, and his ex came looking for her.
The two of them started chatting again.
I went to her and told her that this was not okay, because her ex was really unreliable.”
Lin Feng: “No, buddy, why are you so nosy? If a manure truck passes by your door, do you always reach out to taste the saltiness?”
Well. . .
. . . . .
On the barrage.
“Every manure truck passing by the door has to taste the saltiness”
“I stood at the door for ten minutes. Guess what? I’m full.”
What the hell!
This is a live broadcast room with flavor.
Hahahaha.
. . . .
Raymond Lam: “What right do you have to persuade them to break up? You have no position, buddy. In the love world, they are the official partner and you are not even the third male lead. You are just a lookout dog.”
Well. . .
Boy: “To be honest, I have no confidence in her now, not at all.”
Lin Feng: “Brother, you really made me laugh. Do you have no confidence in me? You just found that you can’t lick me anymore.”
Well. . .
“Brother, stop scolding, stop scolding.”
Lin Feng: “I won’t scold you anymore, can you change?”
Ok. . .
Lin Feng: “It’s okay. They won’t try to keep you anyway. Just think of it as losing a big licking dog.”
Boy: “Brother, stop scolding me, I will change.”
It would be good if it could be changed.
obedient,
Don’t be a clown anymore.
Go down.
“Thank you, Military Advisor. Bye.”
. . . . .
Barrage.
“See? I spent money to get scolded, and at the end I still had to say thank you.”
“I was fucking shitting and suddenly stood up.”
“All rise!”
“Hahaha, you are worthy of being a military advisor.”
“But I still like the desserts she made for me, but I was turned away (dog head)”
“Dude, you better go back to Gotham.”
“At least Batman doesn’t scold you.”
Hahahahaha.
. . . .
Hang up the mic,
Lin Feng said to the live broadcast room.
Bros,
When you lick someone mindlessly, do you know what she is thinking?
It’s probably: “Don’t you have anything else to do every day except chatting with me?”
“Your topic is really boring, and your concern is embarrassing.”
“Can you please stop posting? I really don’t want to reply and I don’t know what to reply.”
“Also, your Douyin private messages, every day when I open them, I see a bunch of videos you sent, and a bunch of emojis that you think are cute, it’s really annoying.”
“I’m just replying to you out of pity for you. I’m very busy, okay? You should stay in the position that suits your status. Do you understand, you lick dog?”
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
What the hell!
It breaks my heart, old man.
“No, she must be testing me.”
“It’s worth it to wait for so many replies from the goddess.”
“Yes, if she can reply to me, it means I can continue to post.”
“You are such a master at licking dogs, you are awesome.”
“As long as they haven’t deleted or blocked me, I’ll lick my brothers to death.”
“No buddy, you’re here to improve your performance.”
Hahahahaha.
. . . . .
Raymond Lam: “Your imagination is her greatest charm, wake up, you lickers.”
(End of this chapter)