Chapter 775 External Brain

Chapter 775 External Brain

"Little Bu!"

"Lu Xiaobu!!"

"Lu Xiaobu, get out here!!!"

In the crowded supermarket, a group of young and beautiful women were like sharks diving into a sardine school, recklessly moving in and out of the swarm of elderly men and women as if they didn't care about anything else.

As the dominant force in the supermarket, the elderly folks, who are always the ones who have the final say and think they are the only ones who matter, have never suffered such humiliation.

Young people these days have absolutely no respect for the elderly!

No matter how stubborn the elderly men and women were, when they met the horrified and fierce gazes of those beautiful women, they would instinctively make way, their legs trembling and their whole bodies chilled.

I was just here to grab as many cheap items as possible, but these girls look like they're here to kill me!

Rather than fighting them, I'd rather grab a few more eggs and a few cartons of milk.

Can't be bothered, can't be bothered.

And so, Zi Qiao's ex-girlfriends moved through the supermarket as if it were their own, with elderly people avoiding them wherever they went.

They were determined to catch that bastard Lü Xiaobu, even if it meant turning the entire supermarket upside down, and then—

"I'm going to skin him alive! I'll tear his tendons out!"

"I'm going to pluck his eyes out and use them as marbles!"

"I want to cut out his heart and see if it's black!"

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The ex-girlfriends, cursing and swearing, searched for Ziqiao's whereabouts, passing by the large cartoon God of Wealth doll that stood still, striking a playful pose, time and time again.

Wearing a cartoon God of Wealth costume, Zi Qiao heard his ex-girlfriends cursing him, and even in the dead of winter, cold sweat streamed down his forehead.

It's unbelievable. Although I've been a bit wild and broken up with people quickly these past few years, I've always managed to part on good terms.

He's already dealt with wave after wave of ex-girlfriends, so why are there still so many ex-girlfriends who have a grudge against him?

Are they like the zombies in Plants vs. Zombies, spawning in huge waves at regular intervals?!

Ziqiao thought to himself, his gaze, hidden behind the hood, glancing slightly at the proud, firm breasts of his ex-girlfriends.

To correct this, it should be that a large or two large waves of messages are generated periodically.

bah bah bah!

Whether it's a large wave or two large waves, are my ex-girlfriends just like a monster spawner that never ends?

Where is my torch?

Use five poles to seal off the monster spawner!

Ziqiao was lost in thought, completely forgetting his glorious past of picking up girls.

Although he starts dating quickly and breaks up even faster, he only dates one person at a time, breaks up with one person after another, and then starts dating again. No matter what, there is always a period of being single.

In the past—

I was dating five people at the same time. I just broke up with two, I'm currently pursuing three others, and I'm about to become a couple with one of them. While I was at the bar and needed to use the restroom, I even managed to get the contact information of three beautiful women.

Excuse me!

How could Ziqiao survive to this day unscathed? How many lifetimes of luck and how many lifetimes of kidneys did he exhaust?

[A period of inactivity?]

What is a "gap period"?

My heart is like an inn, where only passersby come and go.

Even though the inn's business has its peak and off-peak seasons, I will never put up a "Closed for Business" sign.

My sun will never set!

Ziqiao had no time to think about how inhuman he had been in the past. He could only stand stiffly next to the shelves, posing and playing the "123, freeze" game with his ex-girlfriends.

He originally thought that by wearing this outfit, he could rest easy and swagger through their world.

But he was wrong. They were wolves with green eyes, and he was the piece of meat they would fight over even if it turned the world upside down.

If I were to walk past them dressed as a mascot, and even one of them with a modicum of intelligence suggested taking off the hood to take a look, I would be instantly exposed and ruined.

So the clever Ziqiao could only disguise himself as a motionless doll, and then slowly move towards the supermarket exit when they weren't paying attention.

Ziqiao's idea was good, but this time his group of ex-girlfriends were not as brainless as the previous ones.

The group leader, a long-legged hottie, shouted through a megaphone, "The group admin said that Lu Xiaobu is quite cunning."

"He came to a supermarket, a place with a lot of foot traffic, and it's very likely that he's trying to take advantage of the situation and play hide-and-seek with us."

"Everyone, pay attention to your formation. Form groups of three, spaced apart, and keep the entire supermarket within our line of sight as much as possible."

"good!!!"

The ex-girlfriends united as one and shouted in unison.

Ziqiao was stunned and opened his mouth wide upon hearing this.

"Group owner?!"

He cursed under his breath, "Damn it, they really were organized and planned this!"

"They even have a group chat?!"

Ziqiao couldn't even imagine what they talked about in this group every day, but whatever they talked about, it wasn't good news for him!

As he thought this, he slowly moved toward the supermarket exit.

If these guys had just swarmed in looking for him, he would have run away long ago while they were searching other parts of the supermarket.

But now they are in groups of three, spaced apart. Even if he runs towards the supermarket exit after dodging the search of the group in front of him, he might still run into the ex-girlfriend of the group behind him.

This is terrible! I've run into a regular army this time.

Fortunately, the supermarket was big enough and there were plenty of elderly people. Although the ex-girlfriends were numerous and powerful, they couldn't possibly be everywhere in the supermarket.

Ziqiao felt like he was playing an old-fashioned stealth game, with his ex-girlfriend's gaze acting as moving searchlights, and he had to navigate around them to reach the supermarket exit.

This difficulty is absolutely insane!

Ziqiao gritted his teeth fiercely, his face, hidden under the hood, looked somewhat distorted.

"Fortunately, I, Lü Ziqiao, am not one to be trifled with."

Ziqiao muttered to himself, "Judging by the time, it should be about right."

A moment later, a strong, resonant voice echoed throughout the supermarket.

"Everyone come quick, Lu Xiaobu is here!"

The middle-aged woman in red, with silver streaks in her hair, held a hundred-yuan bill in her hand. She faithfully followed Ziqiao's instructions and shouted loudly ten minutes later.

Upon hearing the sound, Ziqiao's face revealed a sinister and arrogant wicked smile.

Before sneaking into the supermarket, I never thought I would run into Yu Mo and my aunt, let alone that a piece of clothing could help me play hide-and-seek.

Given that, how could he possibly have made any preparations in advance?

Hehehe, didn't expect that, did you?

【This is my scheme, Lu Ziqiao's plan to lure the tiger away from the mountain!】

When it comes to military strategy, you green recruits are still too inexperienced!

Hehehehe, hehehehe————

As expected, Zi Qiao's ex-girlfriends were in an uproar after hearing the sound, and their formation began to break down. Several squads instinctively started walking in that direction.

However----

"Don't panic! Don't lose your composure!"

The long-legged hottie leading the group shouted through a megaphone again: "The group leader said that Lu Xiaobu might use a diversionary tactic in crowded and noisy places like supermarkets."

"Everyone stay calm. Teams two, four, and six, go check the situation. The rest of you, maintain formation!"

【What?! !!】

Ziqiao's eyes widened, and he almost spat out a mouthful of blood.

[My brilliant plan to lure the tiger away from the mountain was seen through beforehand?]

Is this group admin reading my mind?!

Ziqiao opened his mouth wide, his face full of disbelief.

Based on his own "big boobs, no brains" standards for picking up girls, none of his ex-girlfriends who came to settle scores with him should be as smart and understand him as well!

Ziqiao racked his brains but couldn't figure out who the group owner might be. Although his plan to lure the tiger away from the mountain failed, it still attracted some of his ex-girlfriends' attention, and the already loose formation became even more chaotic.

He slowly moved step by step toward the supermarket exit. Every time he saw another group of ex-girlfriends arrive, Ziqiao would quickly pretend to be a giant doll and remain still.

And so, he finally moved to a spot near the supermarket exit.

At the supermarket exit, two groups of ex-girlfriends were also waiting expectantly.

"Depend on!"

Ziqiao's eyes widened, and he couldn't help but curse inwardly, "They're actually so clever, they even knew to leave someone to wait at the exit?"

Without a doubt, this is another idea from the group admin.

Sure enough, my decision to only date big-breasted, brainless girls all these years was absolutely the right one.

I'm not afraid of my ex-girlfriends having a lot of influence; what I'm afraid of is that they not only have a lot of influence, but also a clever external brain.

Who exactly is this group admin?

Could it be that one of my brainless ex-girlfriends suddenly became smart?

Ziqiao shook his head. He had only ever seen girls of this age who were good at growing breasts (Meijia), but he had never seen one who was good at growing brains.

Before the age of eighteen, you don't have a brain, and after eighteen, you can basically only take care of yourself.

For some reason, Ziqiao suddenly started missing Meijia.

If Mika were here, with the tacit understanding they had built up over the years and their experience of running away together to evade debts, she would definitely be able to help him escape!

Wait a minute—Meijia?

A thunderclap seemed to explode in Ziqiao's muddled mind, but before he could use the light of the thunder to see the truth in the darkness, a slender hand gently rested on his shoulder.

"Hehehe."

The girl's eerie laughter echoed in Ziqiao's ears, and his heart pounded so hard it felt like it was stuck in his throat.

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