Chapter 773 The Prince Replaced by a Civet Cat

Chapter 773 The Prince Replaced by a Civet Cat

Supermarket, Yu Mo, Wan Yu and You You practically fled from the crowd with their heads in their hands.

Yu Mo tidied her messy hair, turned her head to look back at the elderly people who were still crowded together, her eyes full of respect.

"I really hope I'll have this much physical fitness when I'm fifty."

"Yes," Wan Yu said in a low voice, "We just shouted once, and they swarmed over like crazy. We couldn't even explain ourselves."

Youyou patted her chest and exclaimed, "Even if we explain it, the elderly folks on the outermost edge have to believe it!"

"The elderly people who couldn't squeeze in felt like we were lying to them. Those inside wanted to get out, while those on the outside kept pushing in."

"If we hadn't realized things were going badly and made a quick getaway, we probably would have been stuck inside."

The three exchanged a glance and chuckled awkwardly, still shaken.

"?"

Seeing this, Wan Yu's eyes suddenly lit up. She clapped her hands and said, "The elderly are all stuck here, and the supermarket's foot traffic has decreased significantly."

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"How about we take this opportunity to grab another shopping cart, buy everything we need, pay, and leave?"

Yu Mo blinked: "That's a good idea, but we haven't found curry sauce yet."

"Then we'll just have to look around as we go. If all else fails, we'll just have to text her to come out after we get out."

Wanyu took out her phone and checked the time: "It's getting late. If we keep squeezing in with these energetic old folks to buy things, we definitely won't be able to get anything."

Yu Mo and You You exchanged a glance, and they both agreed that Wan Yu's words made sense.

The main problem is that there are only a few large supermarkets near the community, and they are quite far apart from each other. If this supermarket closes down, it will be even more troublesome for them to rush to another supermarket.

Wan Yu surveyed the surroundings and saw that the elderly people in this area were still crowding together because of that fictitious free meal voucher. She quietly pointed in the direction of the shopping area.

Yu Mo and Youyou nodded knowingly.

So the three of them hunched over and tiptoed toward the shopping area.

Half an hour later, Yu Mo and the other two finally bought all the supplies they needed for New Year's Eve, but unfortunately they couldn't find curry sauce after searching for a long time.

Just as they were about to go and pay the bill as they had planned, a familiar figure rushed over in a panic, his long legs striding across the table.

"Lu Ziqiao?!"

Yu Mo, Wan Yu, and You You stared in astonishment, their eyes widening in surprise, and exclaimed in unison.

"?"

Ziqiao, who was fleeing in panic, suddenly stopped the car. He swallowed hard, his face showing his panic.

"What are you doing here?"

Upon hearing this, Youyou's face darkened: "You've already forgotten the task you assigned us?"

"That's right."

Ziqiao closed his eyes and rubbed his messy hair.

Seeing this, Yu Mo smiled gleefully: "Although I don't know what happened, seeing your disheveled appearance, I know that you must have gotten into trouble again, Zi Qiao."

Wanyu nodded with a smile, "Ziqiao, it's the Lunar New Year, do you need us to help you contact the hospital about a bed in advance?"

"Are you kidding? Why would I need something like that?"

Ziqiao waved his hand, unsure how to explain his current situation.

When he saw the cartoon mascot God of Wealth costume on Youyou, his eyes suddenly lit up.

"Auntie, come with me!"

Before the three could ask any more questions, Ziqiao pulled Youyou toward a corner of the supermarket.

Yu Mo and Wan Yu wanted to push the cart and follow, but they saw You You waving at them, looking like a hero about to die for her country.

"Leave me alone! Let's go!"

Youyou said sadly, "Hurry up and line up to pay! It'll be too late if you're any later!"

Seeing this, Ziqiao twitched the corner of his mouth, thinking to himself that he had just asked his aunt for a favor, but she was making it sound like a life-or-death situation.

Yu Mo and Wan Yu knew that Youyou was putting on an act again, so they cooperated by extending their hands and showing expressions of reluctance to part.

"No, we're not leaving!"

Compared to Yu Mo, who wasn't very good at acting, Wan Yu still really enjoyed acting with You You. She clutched her chest in pain, as if You You wasn't being dragged to a corner by Zi Qiao, but rather being dragged to be executed.

"Youyou! We can't leave you behind!"

"Hurry up!"

With teary eyes, Youyou shouted, "It's not me who's important, it's the New Year's Eve plan!"

"Please settle your bill and leave, take this with you to make the next year better!"

Yu Mo chuckled and urged softly, "That's enough, isn't it? If we wait any longer, the checkout line will be incredibly long."

"oh."

Wan Yu nodded, instantly snapping out of character, and waved goodbye to Youyou and Ziqiao: "Then we'll go line up to pay first, you guys hurry up and catch up."

"You all need to get out of here!"

Youyou was still engrossed in her acting, making a megaphone shape with her hands and shouting loudly: "Be careful~ of~ being~ penetrated~ by~ old~ grandpas~ and~ grandmas~!"

Team!"

Upon hearing this, Yu Mo and Wan Yu exchanged a smile, while Zi Qiao became increasingly flustered and dragged You You away.

The two pushed their carts to join the queue. Before they could even get their bearings, they saw a group of beautiful women running towards Ziqiao with fierce expressions, shouting and yelling.

As expected, Yu Mo sighed, "I knew it."

Ziqiao dragged Youyou around several turns before finally arriving at a secluded corner that few people knew about.

He released Youyou's hand and nervously licked his lips.

"Auntie, take off your clothes!"

Youyou had just managed to steady herself when she heard Ziqiao's words and her legs went weak, so she leaned against the wall.

"what?"

She stared wide-eyed at Ziqiao in disbelief.

"I told you to take off your mascot costume!"

Ziqiao cautiously peered around, watching for any movement. He said urgently, "Hurry, it's an emergency! I need this thing to save my life!"

"You scared me!"

Youyou patted her chest and let out a long sigh: "I thought you'd gone crazy and wanted to hurt your own aunt."

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Ziqiao's face darkened upon hearing this: "No, we've been friends since childhood, don't you trust me that much?"

Youyou smiled and patted Ziqiao's head: "Good boy, it's not that I don't trust you."

"But when your own nephew is a shameless lecher, anyone who hears this will have second thoughts."

"Stop!"

Zi Qiao was very dissatisfied: "What shameless lecher? It sounds like a rapist. I, Lü Xiaobu, am clearly a free spirit who has roamed the world of love!"

"Then why is our little white dragon from the waves now running away in panic, like a wilted little white worm?"

Youyou tugged at Ziqiao's messy hair and asked, "You didn't make some enemies outside and they're after you again, did you?"

"What? I haven't been involved in the underworld for many years."

Ziqiao winced and slapped Youyou's hand away, grimacing as he said, "Today is really strange. All my ex-girlfriends who have a grudge against me are like they have GPS radar installed on me. I really have nowhere to hide!"

"Luckily, I'm smart enough to realize that this supermarket is having a huge New Year's Eve sale and there will be tons of elderly people, so I sneaked in."

"oh----"

Youyou curled her lip and said disdainfully, "I knew it. You're either unlucky because you cheated someone or because you have a romantic entanglement."

"Let's not talk about that now."

Ziqiao nervously looked around, feeling that his ex-girlfriends would catch up with him at any moment and surround him, then discuss breaking up with him.

—He was referring to the act of dismembering a body.

Ziqiao urged nervously, "It's the New Year, Auntie. If you don't want your child to outlive another child, then just take off this mascot costume and put it on me."

Youyou rolled her eyes at Ziqiao.

To be honest, she really didn't want to get involved in Ziqiao's messy affairs. She even wished she could just call all his ex-girlfriends to her apartment for an apology meeting.

Well, if Ziqiao survives in the end, this will be an apology meeting.

If Ziqiao doesn't survive in the end—this will be his memorial service.

That's how they thought, since Ziqiao was the only male in their household.

If his twelve older sisters had been even slightly more capable and given birth to a son, Ziqiao would have been drowned in a pig cage long ago.

Youyou sighed and had no choice but to take off her mascot costume.

She really liked this God of Wealth mascot costume and was even thinking of wearing it back to show Guan Gu.

"Let me tell you, I'm planning to keep this outfit as a keepsake and wear it every Lunar New Year's Eve from now on."

"If you dare to ruin my clothes, even if your ex-girlfriends don't kill you, I will!"

"Okay, okay, give it to me first and then we'll talk."

Ziqiao rubbed his hands together, his eyes full of anticipation.

Youyou quickly took off the mascot costume and reluctantly handed it to Ziqiao.

She muttered to herself, "This outfit was supposed to have a big gold ingot too, but I don't know where I put it. It's such a shame."

Ziqiao buried his head in his clothes, his boast almost reaching the heavens: "Oh, it's just a fake gold ingot."

"Auntie, you're so good to me. When I become successful in the future, I'll definitely give you a real gold ingot."

"You're just talking nonsense."

Youyou clearly didn't believe Ziqiao's nonsense. That big gold ingot was as big as her head. If it was real gold, how rich would Ziqiao be?

"How is it?"

After successfully getting dressed and putting on the hood, Ziqiao put his hands on his hips, tilted his head back and laughed triumphantly: "Now I'm not afraid of anything."

"Ladies who are feeling lonely on New Year's Eve, your friendly neighborhood brother is coming to chat you up!"

long:(----

Why do I feel like I'm aiding and abetting evil when I've only lent out a set of clothes?

Besides, everyone was busy working on New Year's Eve, but you sneaked off to slack off after assigning tasks!

[Now you're going to wear my clothes and try to chat up your girl?!]

This is outrageous!!!

Youyou gritted her teeth, thinking that maybe it would be better to let Lu Ziqiao die at the hands of his ex-girlfriend.

"Auntie, I will never forget your great kindness."

"I'll go first, see you tonight."

Before Youyou could reply, Ziqiao swaggered toward the supermarket exit.

Youyou was stunned for a long time before she remembered something very important.

I haven't paid for this outfit yet, have I?