Chapter 772 Error in Call of Friendship Command
Chapter 771 Error in Call of Friendship Command
Under Zhanbo's reassurance, Yifei chose to put down her weapon and immediately contact the merchant through a food delivery app.
In less than five minutes, she was so angry that she wanted to smash her phone on the spot.
"This is outrageous!"
Yifei grabbed a nearby cushion and started punching it repeatedly: "This merchant won't admit they shortchanged us on chicken wings, and they even have the nerve to make sarcastic remarks about me trying to take advantage?"
"It's not like you're missing five diamonds, just five chicken wings!"
"During the Chinese New Year, I spent 300 yuan on chicken wings and paid such an expensive delivery fee, just to rip them off?!"
"ah!!!"
Yifei let out a sharp, popping sound like a groundhog.
Before Zhanbo could say anything more, Yifei picked up a kitchen knife and prepared to storm into the shop.
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"Sister, calm down! Calm down!"
Upon seeing this, Zhanbo and Zhang Wei quickly blocked Yifei from the left and right.
"Sis, calm down! You absolutely must calm down!"
Zhanbo said urgently, "It's the New Year, fighting and killing is no good!"
Yifei sneered, "What's wrong with that? Today I'll teach this boss a lesson and show him what a 'sudden, overwhelming success' really means!"
"Stay calm, you absolutely must stay calm."
Meijia also chimed in, "Sister Yifei, losing five chicken wings is a small matter, but if you cause trouble and get arrested by the police, you'll be spending New Year's Eve at the police station."
Yifei snorted and said, "Yes, it doesn't matter if there are five less chicken wings than seventy, but what if I bought seventy diamonds instead?"
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"Most importantly, they actually dared to cause me trouble during the Chinese New Year!"
"If that's the case, then let's just skip New Year's Eve altogether! I'm going to just explode at them!"
"Yifei! Calm down!"
Zhang Wei said in a trembling voice, "I have a way."
"What method?"
He paused for a moment, then did not answer immediately.
Zhang Wei turned his head slightly, looking up at the sky at a stylish 45-degree angle, and said coolly, "As the saying goes, the net of heaven is vast, and though its meshes are wide, nothing escapes it."
"They never dreamed that a righteous lawyer would live in the Love Apartment."
Zhang Wei raised an eyebrow, his expression alluring and slightly seductive: "Let me pull off this magnificent comeback!"
He turned and left, leaving Yifei and the other two looking at each other in bewilderment.
Inside the supermarket, Yu Mo and Wan Yu squeezed out of the dense crowd hand in hand.
Seeing the crowds around them, the two forgot about shopping and found a corner to hide in.
"call----"
Wan Yu wiped the fine sweat from her forehead, her eyes wide with alarm as she complained, "What's going on today? So many people are shopping at the supermarket on New Year's Eve?"
Yu Mo, bent over and panting, said, "I heard that the owner of this supermarket is planning to change careers next year, so they've been having a big sale to clear out their inventory these past few days."
"Today is Lunar New Year's Eve, and that's the last day of the promotion. Everything is 30% off. We'll close after 2 PM, so the senior citizens' shop next door—"
The elderly residents of the apartment complex all came in droves.
"My goodness, it seems Ziqiao was right this time. Every time we make a big plan, something unexpected or goes wrong."
Wan Yu touched her nose, feeling both amused and exasperated. She didn't know whether she should praise Zi Qiao for his brilliant strategy.
Yu Mo patted her heavy chest and sighed deeply: "I told you we shouldn't set our goals too high. The mystical laws governing us have lasted for almost three years. How can we just break them like that?"
"If he hadn't said that, it would have been fine, but as soon as he said that there couldn't be any mistakes, he was bound to be proven wrong."
She paused, then muttered, "I wonder where Youyou and Curry Sauce got squeezed out of here."
As Yu Mo spoke, she stood on tiptoe, trying to find the two familiar figures in the dense crowd.
However, today is Lunar New Year's Eve, and everyone is wearing something red, plus the supermarket is decorated in red as well. As far as the eye can see, it's a sea of red, and it's impossible to tell who's who.
Yu Mo was already nearsighted, and she forgot to wear her contact lenses in her haste to leave. She stared at the screen for a long time, but in the end, she could only close her eyes in frustration.
"No, no, the whole supermarket is packed with people, I can't even tell who's who."
Wan Yu also looked around with her bright eyes for a long time. Seeing that she really couldn't find Youyou and Curry Sauce, she turned to look at Yu Mo.
"Searching like this is really straining our eyes. Why don't we just send them a message and ask where they are?"
Yu Mo was taken aback upon hearing this.
"Great idea!"
She quickly looked down and groped herself all over.
A moment later, Yu Mo looked up with an embarrassed smile: "Couldn't find it, probably forgot it at home."
"It's alright, it's the same if I come."
Wanyu took out her phone and glanced at it, then exclaimed in surprise, "Oh no, my phone has no signal!"
Yu Mo thought for a moment and said, "It's probably because this supermarket was originally converted from an underground parking garage, so the signal has never been very good. Now that there are so many people, it's normal that there's no signal."
"So what should we do?"
Before Yu Mo could answer, the quick-witted Wan Yu had already come up with an idea.
"I do have a way to find Youyou and Curry Sauce in three seconds, but I need Yu Mo to cooperate with me."
"Three seconds?"
Yu Mo blinked: "Are you sure?"
"Give it a try."
Wan Yu leaned close to Yu Mo's ear and whispered something. Soon, Yu Mo looked like he suddenly understood.
"That's a great idea, let's get started!"
The two exchanged a glance and mentally counted down to three.
【three! 】
【two! 】
【one! 】
They cupped their hands to their mouths like megaphones and shouted at the top of their lungs, "The famous director with billions in box office revenue is casting for the female lead!!!"
"Me! Me! Me!"
Almost instantly, Youyou, dressed in a cartoon God of Wealth costume, appeared in front of the two of them as if by magic.
Yu Mo's eyes widened: "My God, Youyou, are you the Flash?"
Perhaps because he was wearing a mascot costume and his vision was obstructed, Youyou hadn't reacted yet, or perhaps his instinctive reaction was faster than his thinking ability.
She patted her chest with one hand and raised the other high, shouting, "Me! I'm a professional—"
"Yu Mo? Wan Yu?"
Youyou took off her headgear, pouted, and complained, "Why is it you guys?"
"Which director is worth 10 billion yuan? Chen Sicheng or Xu Zheng?"
Youyou still asked, unwilling to give up.
Wan Yu covered her mouth and laughed, "It's a dumpling."
"dumpling?"
Youyou was taken aback: "Is there such a person in the entertainment industry?"
Wan Yu continued to bluff with a grin, "No, I'm in the food industry."
"A food-themed movie, huh?"
Yu Mo smiled and said, "Wan Yu means that you shouldn't worry about the billion-dollar director Youyou for now. Let's hurry home and make dumplings."
"ah"
Youyou let out a desperate wail: "It's this dumpling."
"Otherwise what?"
Yu Mo patted Youyou's cartoon God of Wealth costume: "Youyou, wake up! What kind of director with billions in revenue would come to a supermarket to choose a female lead?"
"Too."
Youyou lowered her head, finally accepting reality.
Wanyu looked at the mascot costume that had suddenly appeared on Youyou's body and asked curiously, "Youyou, where did you get this God of Wealth costume? It wasn't here before we came into the supermarket."
"Oh, you mean this? I took it from a mannequin at the supermarket."
Youyou happily patted the cartoon headgear she was holding: "The supermarket staff said that anything on display can be sold today, so I'm definitely not going to hold back."
"How is it? Isn't it especially beautiful?"
"Oh right, I remember this God of Wealth outfit should also come with a big gold ingot."
Youyou, clutching the headgear, looked around, muttering, "Oh no, oh no, where did my big gold ingot go?"
"I've already lost a big gold ingot before the New Year; I'm afraid I'll be going to lose money next year."
"Youyou, don't bother looking for it anymore. You probably lost it when you squeezed it out."
Yu Mo patted Youyou's head to comfort her, "It's okay. Losing the gold ingot this year doesn't matter for next year. If it really doesn't work, we can buy another one online after the New Year. This is called bringing wealth and treasures in the New Year."
"Alright, alright, let's find the curry sauce first and get back as soon as possible."
"If it had been any later, this supermarket would have closed."
"All right."
Youyou pouted and nodded in agreement: "But there are so many people here, how are we going to find curry sauce?"
Wan Yu and Yu Mo exchanged a smile: "We found you just like we found Curry Sauce."
"oh----"
Youyou suddenly realized.
Soon, the three of them repeated their old trick and shouted loudly.
"Free vouchers for luxurious land, sea, and air dining! Limited quantities available! First come, first served!"
In an instant, the entire supermarket fell into an eerie silence.
Yu Mo and the other two felt inexplicably uneasy.
The next moment, they saw the dazzling light suddenly blazing in the eyes of the elderly men and women.
Yu Mo, Wan Yu, and You You were stunned for a moment. The three of them had vaguely figured out something, and they swallowed in unison.
"No way!"
Before they could react, a large group of elderly men and women surged towards the three of them like zombies from Plants vs. Zombies.
[In her inner world, Youyou, dressed in a complete cartoon God of Wealth costume, pounded her headgear hard.]
Yes, we made a very basic mistake.
While giving away free vouchers for luxury meals might attract curry sauce, it can attract much more than just curry sauce.
The elderly folks don't care about directors with billions in earnings, but they'll definitely give out free vouchers for lavish meals.
Even setting aside the elderly, how many people in this world can resist the temptation of words like "free distribution," "limited quantity," and "first come, first served"?
[It's because we made such a basic mistake that we ended up like this—]
[Youyou takes off her cartoon headgear, revealing her dusty face and messy, bird's nest-like hair.]
She rubbed her nose, which was red and swollen from the impact and oozing blood, and looked up at the sky with a sorrowful expression, crying out in despair.
That's why—this happened!!!
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