Chapter 761 If you are well, then it is a sunny day

Chapter 760 If you are well, then it is a sunny day

"Nanfeng, is everything ready over there yet?!"

In the amusement park's public restroom, Xiaoxian hid in a stall and called Nanfeng.

He covered his mouth and whispered, "Today was really unbelievable. Yifei kept trying to drag me to ride roller coasters and pendulum rides and other thrilling rides."

"I vomited everything in my stomach two hours ago. If this keeps up, I'll vomit not only stomach acid, but even bile!"

Nanfeng's casual voice came from the other end of the phone: "Teacher Zeng, we're very busy here—really, really very busy."

3601, Nanfeng glanced at the living room, which was basically set up, then turned to look at the group of people sitting next to him, watching the show, and winked at them.

Everyone understood immediately and started shouting at the top of their lungs.

"Oh dear, I've been trying to hang these fairy lights for ages, but I just can't seem to get them up."

"How come my cake base burned again?"

"Is there anyone who can lend a hand? We're swamped with work here."

Nanfeng gently placed her index finger to her lips, indicating that everyone could continue to remain quiet.

He coughed lightly and spoke again into the phone, "Teacher Zeng, as you heard, we're all in a frantic rush here, and it'll probably take another half a day."

"Hang in there a little longer, come back after you have dinner with Yifei."

"Come back after dinner?!"

Xiao Xian's eyes widened upon hearing this. He exclaimed, "Didn't you already have everything prepared yesterday? Today is just about setting up the venue. Does it really take this long?"

"Isn't this a case of plans not keeping up with changes?"

Nanfeng chuckled and said, "Anyway, Teacher Zeng, keep going! Holding on until tonight is victory."

"But I'm afraid I won't make it tonight; I'll already be sacrificing myself!"

Xiao Xian's eyebrows furrowed: "I finally understand. Going out with other people might just cost you some money, but going out with Yi Fei is a real waste of your life!"

"Stay calm."

Nanfeng said slowly, "Yifei has always been like this. She feels uncomfortable on dates unless her life is in danger."

"If you decided to take her to the amusement park, you should have been aware of the risks involved."

"etc!"

Xiao Xian was taken aback: "A date? What date?"

He anxiously protested, "I just brought her out to distract you, Nanfeng, don't talk nonsense."

A long silence followed on the other end of the phone.

After a long while, Nanfeng said helplessly, "Teacher Zeng, are you stupid? If I just wanted to find someone to take Yifei out, why would I insist on having you do it?"

Are you smarter, stronger, or more handsome than everyone else?

Xiao Xian touched his clever brain and handsome face, and chuckled, "That's not necessarily true."

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With a loud slap, the sound of Nanfeng hitting his forehead came from the other end of the phone: "It's my fault. I shouldn't have overestimated your intelligence and underestimated your narcissism."

"I thought that when you offered to take Yifei to the amusement park, you already understood what I meant."

Nanfeng took a deep breath and said to Zeng Xiaoxian as calmly as possible, "Listen, Teacher Zeng, I know you like to be passive, but as a man, even if you're a coward, shouldn't you at least get an erection every now and then?"

"It's one thing if you like Yifei but don't dare to confess, but you should at least give her a subtle hint through your actions."

"You neither say it nor do it. Are you hoping that Yifei will suddenly realize you like her one day, or are you hoping that she loves you so much that she will abandon her reserve and confess to you?"

He paused for a moment, then continued, "Now is a great opportunity. Yifei has already been admitted to her doctoral program, and it's time for you two to try to take your relationship to the next level."

Zeng Xiaoxian was a little confused: "No, what does Yifei getting into a doctoral program have to do with whether our relationship should develop further?"

"These two things can be related if you want to."

"But I'm afraid—"

"What's there to be afraid of!"

Nanfeng said, "While fear is a biological instinct, if we always back down because of fear, then what's the point of the word 'courage'?"

"Teacher Zeng, perhaps you think things are fine as they are now, but the only constant in this world is change."

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"If you really do nothing but continue to harbor your unrequited love, don't regret it when Yifei achieves success in both her career and love life and gradually drifts away from you."

"Keep it up!"

Nanfeng hung up the phone after speaking.

Xiao Xian held his phone, standing there blankly, his eyes vacant, seemingly lost in thought.

After a while, he took a deep breath and walked out with weak legs.

A dozen minutes later, Zeng Xiaoxian walked out of the haunted house with a triumphant air.

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"Hehehe."

He wiped the fine sweat from his forehead, put his hands on his hips, and said smugly, "I thought this haunted house would be terrifying and scary, but it's not so bad now."

"These little haunted house NPCs are no match for me, Zeng Xiaoxian!"

"That's because you've been clinging to my back like a koala ever since we entered the haunted house, and I can't shake you off!"

Zeng Xiaoxian's smile froze for a moment, then he looked up at the sky and whistled as if nothing had happened.

Yifei, who had carried Xiaoxian through the haunted house, stretched her body. She touched her wet, sticky back and her face immediately darkened.

"Zeng Xiaoxian, what were you doing behind my back?!"

"It's sweat! It really is sweat!"

Xiao Xian held up three fingers and repeatedly assured them, "Those NPCs in the haunted house were terrifying! All I did was scare and sweat; I didn't think about or do anything else!"

Yifei narrowed her eyes and asked meaningfully, "I was asking if you peed your pants in fear, what did you think I was talking about?"

Without waiting for Xiaoxian's reply, she began to threaten, "Of course I know you didn't think of anything else, didn't do anything else, otherwise you would have already—"

As she spoke, she raised her hand and chopped down heavily.

"hiss----"

Xiao Xian suddenly felt a chill down his groin, and he immediately squeezed his legs together.

"cut."

Yifei rolled her eyes at him, then raised her wrist to check her current courage level: 383!

Yes, her courage level has now surpassed 300.

"Damn it, even after changing the bracelet, my courage points only increased by one point!"

Yifei was quite unhappy that she had exchanged smart bracelets with Zeng Xiaoxian before entering the haunted house. Whether she exchanged the bracelets or not, she would only gain one point of courage, which clearly meant it was her own problem.

She glanced at Xiaoxian and asked, "Zeng Xiaoxian, what about you? How many courage points did you gain this time?"

Xiao Xian grinned and said, "Not much, just over forty."

Fun fact: despite experiencing so many thrilling activities, Yifei only gained a little over twenty courage points in total.

"Damn it, is this bracelet really not broken?"

Yifei reluctantly took off the bracelet. Since the courage points increased by about the same after the two sides exchanged bracelets, it proved that the problem was not with the bracelet, but with the person.

Now she doesn't even have an excuse to blame the smart bracelet anymore.

Xiaoxian grinned and exchanged bracelets with Yifei, still boasting, "See? I told you I was the braver one, now you believe me, right?"

"cut."

Yifei wanted to refute it, but she couldn't find any reason to refute it in the face of solid data.

"I refuse to believe I can only get a few courage points every time, let's continue!"

Unwilling to admit defeat, Yifei gritted her teeth and said, but her goal had changed from completing the challenge to ensuring that the courage points she gained each time were not just a comforting little bit.

"No! Please don't!"

Zeng Xiaoxian was shocked to hear this. He quickly stopped Yifei and pointed to the scorching sun in the sky: "Yifei, it's almost noon now. Look at how hot the sun is. It'll tan you as dark as Zhang Wei in no time."

"Let's go eat first, then find a place to rest. We can continue in the afternoon when the sun isn't so strong."

He paused, clutching his stomach, and said, "Besides, I threw up everything in my stomach a long time ago, and I'm really hungry now."

Yifei snorted: "Tch, you're really good for nothing, but you're number one at being a good cook."

"Look at me again—"

As soon as Yifei finished speaking, the sound of her stomach rumbling came from her flat stomach.

Xiao Xian chuckled, then raised an eyebrow mischievously and asked, "Look at you—and then what?"

"Then—let's find a place to eat."

Yifei coughed lightly, then turned and walked away as if nothing had happened.

Xiao Xian stayed close to Yi Fei, took out the teru teru bozu (a Japanese doll that brings good weather) he had received from the entrance of the haunted house, and gently called out, "Yi Fei."

"what?"

Yifei glanced at Xiaoxian.

"Look."

Xiao Xian smiled foolishly at her, gently stroking the teru teru bozu doll in his hand, his expression tender, affectionate—and perverted.

Upon seeing this, Yifei shuddered, a chill inexplicably rising in her heart despite the sweltering heat.

She turned her head away and continued walking on her own.

When Xiaoxian saw that he was ignoring her, she called out softly again.

"Yifei".

"----what."

Yifei kept her eyes straight ahead, only glancing at Zeng Xiaoxian out of the corner of her eye.

Seeing that Yifei was staring straight ahead at the road, showing no intention of turning her head to look at him, Xiaoxian handed the teru teru bozu doll to Yifei and continued to caress the doll with deep affection and perverse tenderness.

Yifei's forehead veins throbbed as she strode forward.

Xiao Xian quickly followed.

"Yifei".

"Just say what you want to say! What are you trying to do by holding that doll and touching it all over the place?"

Yifei was so angry that she started speaking Sichuan dialect with Qiao and Youyou.

Xiao Xian was taken aback, and he stammered, "This is a Teru Teru Bozu doll."

"I know, so what?"

Yifei stared wide-eyed, her face full of confusion.

Xiaoxian reiterated, "Sunny day! Sunny doll!"

"and then?"

Yifei gritted her teeth and asked, word by word.

"Then----"

Zeng Xiaoxian looked embarrassed.

He swallowed hard and asked timidly, "Yifei, have you ever heard the saying: 'If you are well, then it's a sunny day'?"

"I've heard of it."

Yifei looked up at the blazing sun and sighed softly, "If you are well, then it is a sunny day."

"Looking at this weather, I finally understand what it means for the country to be prosperous and the people to live in peace."

She turned to Zeng Xiaoxian and asked, "You're not suggesting that this teru teru bozu (a Japanese doll that evokes images of a sunny day) is particularly fitting for today's weather, are you?"

No, it's not.

Xiao Xian, of course, couldn't admit that this was his implication. He laughed and said, "What I wanted to say is actually similar to what you're saying."

"Oh."

Yifei smiled expressionlessly: "Then we really are on the same wavelength."

Xiao Xian smiled awkwardly upon seeing this.

"Let's go, don't just stand there like idiots."

Yifei waved, signaling Xiaoxian to follow: "By the way, is there anything you particularly want to do?"

Xiao Xian, taken aback, pointed to himself and said, "You're asking me?"

"Otherwise what?"

After the commotion this morning, Yifei, whose anger had subsided, said with a smile, "Didn't someone say yesterday that they really wanted to come and play? There must be some rides in this amusement park that you like, right?"

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"Although we agreed that I would decide what to do today, I'm not a domineering person."

"Since we're out having fun together today, I'll still put aside our past grievances and make time for you so you can enjoy the activities you like."

She raised her chin high and asked with a haughty air, "How about it? Are you about to be moved to tears by me?"

"Yes, yes, I am deeply grateful for the great kindness of Heroine Yifei."

Xiaoxian twitched the corner of his mouth and gave a perfunctory reply.

To be honest, I was genuinely moved for a moment just now.

After all, he thought he was going to be in deep trouble all day, but Yifei's words gave him hope.

Yifei is trying to save me from this predicament!

But Zeng Xiaoxian thought about it again and immediately realized something was wrong.

Whether she can save herself from this predicament is another matter, but who exactly put her in such a dire situation today?

We dare not say, we dare not answer.

Zeng Xiaoxian shrank his head and pouted. Suddenly, he thought of something and looked up at Yifei: "Let bygones be bygones."

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"Isn't that a bit of a misuse of the word?"

Yifei glanced at him nonchalantly: "Are you questioning my level of education?"

He chuckled awkwardly and said, "No, I was just asking casually."

"But you haven't answered any of my questions yet. What exactly are you trying to do?"

As Yifei walked, she hummed, "If you don't tell me now, I might change my mind later."

"Let me think about it."

Xiaoxian gnawed on her fingertips, looking very hesitant.

To be honest, I'm not very interested in the rides at the amusement park, or rather, in the sweltering summer heat, I'd much rather relax on the sofa, enjoy the air conditioning, and eat watermelon.

The reason he thought of bringing Yifei to the amusement park was simply because he thought she would like it.

But now that Yifei has asked, he can only think about it carefully.

What are some amusement park rides that are comfortable and safe, where you can sit or lie down but not stand, and ideally, you can enjoy air conditioning and snacks?

"Zeng Xiaoxian?"

"Zeng Xiaoxian!"

Yifei waved vigorously at Zeng Xiaoxian, who was standing there in a daze. Seeing that he didn't react at all, she rubbed her forehead wearily.

Damn it, this thing crashed again.

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