Chapter 760 Hu Fei's Attack

Chapter 759 Hu Yifei's Attack

"vomit----"

Fifteen minutes later, Zeng Xiaoxian, who had just gotten off the roller coaster, was still squatting next to the trash can, dry heaving uncontrollably.

He vomited until his face turned deathly pale, and he was almost vomiting bile, before wiping his mouth and sitting down on the ground with a thud.

Xiao Xian's eyes were filled with a blank and lifeless despair. He clutched his chest, his thick, dark eyebrows twitching wildly with grief.

"Oh no, I'm not clean anymore."

Xiao Xian stared blankly at himself, muttering to himself. He wished he could just take a taxi to the Huangpu River and plunge into it.

For a Virgo with obsessive-compulsive disorder about cleanliness, nothing could be more terrifying than this.

"Rinse your mouth, rinse your mouth."

Yifei, standing to the side, skillfully handed Zeng Xiaoxian a bottle of mineral water, then bent down and threw the empty mineral water bottles scattered on the ground into the trash can.

She patted Zeng Xiaoxian on the back and touched her own nose with her other hand.

"It's just that I accidentally bit the old man's dentures, right? Just pretend, just pretend—just pretend you're getting used to how dentures are worn."

"Stay calm, stay calm."

Upon hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian cursed and spat out all the water in his mouth: "What are you trying to stay calm about! It's not you who got defiled!"

He immediately beat his chest and stamped his feet, crying and wailing, "What a disgrace! What a disgrace!"

"I don't want to live anymore, let me die—"

"Alright, alright, stop howling."

"Crying and whining like that, he's not manly at all!"

Yifei helplessly supported her forehead with her hand. Although she did have a vengeful intention in making Zeng Xiaoxian ride the roller coaster, she really didn't expect things to turn out this way.

What kind of unlucky person would open their mouth in fear while riding a roller coaster and happen to catch the dentures that fell out of the old man in front of them?

Indeed, things that can happen in real life are far more absurd than those in novels.

Yifei looked at the unlucky guy in front of her and sighed deeply.

Seeing that everyone was staring at her and Zeng Xiaoxian, who was crying with his eyes closed, she thought for a moment and held up three fingers to swear to the proud Zeng Xiaoxian.

"I promise, this is a secret known only to heaven, earth, you, and me. I will absolutely not tell anyone else about your indirect kiss with the old man."

Xiaoxian's crying stopped abruptly.

He wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes and slightly opened them.

"You promise?"

Yifei twitched her lips: "I promise, but you'd better get up quickly."

She crouched down, her gaze level with Xiaoxian's: "Think about it, there are so many people in the amusement park. What if there are one or two of your loyal fans? If they see you crying like this, won't their idol image of you shatter completely?"

Xiao Xian was stunned upon hearing this.

Yifei continued to coax, "Even if there isn't a single fan of yours in this huge amusement park, if some bystanders see you crying and wailing like this, and they find out the truth, they can post it online."

"Then----"

Yifei whistled playfully. Sometimes, unspoken words can have a better effect.

At least Zeng Xiaoxian had begun to follow Yifei's train of thought, imagining scenes that he could not accept.

Compared to these more unfortunate events, accidentally biting the old man's dentures seemed insignificant.

"I'm all better!"

Xiao Xian instantly got up from the ground, smoothed his hair, and forced a cool pose.

"My brother Xian is a strong and brave man; this little setback could never break me!"

He glanced around furtively with his eyes, then covered his mouth and whispered to Yifei, "How was it? No of my fans or busybodies passed by just now, right?"

As Yifei slowly stood up, she couldn't help but roll her eyes at Zeng Xiaoxian.

That bitch is truly shameless. As soon as she got up, she forgot who was sitting on the ground crying and shouting that she wanted to die.

As Yifei thought to herself, she raised her hand and stared at her smart bracelet, then let out a gasp.

"Is this smart bracelet broken? How could I only have one courage point?"

Xiao Xian was taken aback when he heard this. He checked his watch and burst out laughing: "Wow, I actually have over thirty points of courage. Looks like I'm the braver one among us."

"nonsense!"

The fiercely competitive Yifei immediately retorted, "Your legs were so weak from fear when you got off the roller coaster, how could you possibly be braver than me?!"

Xiao Xian shrugged cheekily and teased Yi Fei, "But that's the truth. We have to respect science and data."

Yifei, hands on her hips, still resentful, said, "Who knows how this courage value is detected and quantified? Maybe, maybe this smart bracelet doesn't even have a function to detect courage values."

"It just randomly assigns a number to represent courage; you're simply luckier than me."

Xiao Xian raised an eyebrow and chuckled, "You're getting anxious, Yi Fei, you're getting anxious."

"Enough talk, let's go!"

Yifei pulled the stumbling Zeng Xiaoxian in another direction, grumbling, "Let's try a different activity. I don't believe you're braver than me!"

Next stop, the giant swing ride.

Two hours later, Zeng Xiaoxian stumbled and crawled out of the drop tower exit.

"Hu Yifei, I hate you!"

Xiaoxian leaned against the wall, his legs trembling.

He clutched his chest and yelled at Yifei, "I know you like thrills, but you can't ride roller coasters, pendulum rides, pirate ships, and drop towers for an hour straight, can you?"

Xiaoxian pouted like a wronged little wife: "Especially this drop tower! Once wasn't enough, I rode it twice; twice wasn't enough, I rode it three times! You've dragged me on the drop tower ten times already, you heroine!"

"Stop talking nonsense!"

Yifei stood upright opposite Xiaoxian, arms crossed over her chest.

She raised her chin high, looking down at him with disdain: "If you come to an amusement park, what else can you do besides these thrilling rides?"

Want to ride the carousel?

"My precious baby!"

Xiaoxian protested with a wink, "But these activities are really scary! My stomach is more wrinkled than your taekwondo uniform!"

As he spoke, he couldn't help but gag a few more times against the wall. If he hadn't already vomited everything in his stomach two hours earlier, he wouldn't know what he would be vomiting now.

"Tch, if you're no good, don't blame the road for being uneven."

As Yifei spoke, she walked up to Zeng Xiaoxian and patted him on the shoulder triumphantly: "Look at me, I've been fighting for two hours and I'm perfectly fine."

"This is what a modern woman is like: capable in public and at home, managing everything at home and dominating the world outside!"

As she spoke, she looked up at the sky and let out a wild and arrogant laugh.

"Hahahaha, hahahaha———— Ugh————"

Yifei, who had been laughing so hard she could barely breathe, could no longer suppress the churning in her stomach. She covered her mouth and rushed to the trash can, where she vomited violently.

"vomit----"

Although Yifei really enjoys these thrilling activities, she is ultimately just a strong woman, not a superwoman.

I experienced roller coasters, pendulum rides, pirate ships, and drop towers for two consecutive hours.

One thrilling activity after another, my head bobbed up and down, my mind was racing, and my blood was pumping.

Let alone Yifei, even a person made of iron would vomit several liters of molten iron.

"Hahaha, Hu Yifei, you've finally met your match!"

Upon seeing this, Zeng Xiaoxian instantly perked up. He excitedly pulled out his phone from his pocket to record a video: "Today I'm going to let everyone know that Hu Yifei, who always boasts that she's invincible, actually has a health bar too."

"Get lost!"

Yifei wiped her mouth and stood up. She raised her wrist and looked at the smart bracelet again.

As expected, the courage points she received this time were just as pitiful as all the thrilling activities she had just participated in.

Little by little, little by little, all little by little!

The pitifully small increase in courage points on the bracelet is almost enough to make me want to slap the words "consolation prize" onto my face.

If Zeng Xiaoxian hadn't consistently increased his courage points, surpassing the 300-point mark, Yifei would have thought the event was just a gimmick by the amusement park.

She just couldn't understand how Zeng Xiaoxian, with his cowardly attitude, could gain so many courage points.

Does that mean the more timid a person is, the braver they are?

This is ridiculous!

Yifei wiped her mouth with a tissue, her eyes blazing with fighting spirit: "Let's go, let's continue."

Xiao Xian was stunned upon hearing this. His eyes widened in disbelief as he said, "Again?"

Yifei snorted: "Come on, why aren't you coming?"

"Big sister! Heroine!" Xiaoxian clasped his hands together and begged for mercy, "We came to the amusement park to have fun, not to challenge our physical limits."

"No matter how much you enjoy these exciting activities, you still need to let your body rest."

Yifei curled her lip, dismissing Xiaoxian's words with disdain: "We modern women—"

"Even if you're a modern woman, you can't be this stubborn!"

Xiao Xianni smiled and said, "Besides, you're a modern woman and I'm not. If you want to experience excitement and challenge your limits, don't always drag me along."

"No matter what, if you fail to push your limits, someone has to be able to call an ambulance, right?"

"hehe."

Yifei raised her chin and used her veto power: "No, you're the one who invited me out, so you have to do whatever I want today."

Zeng Xiaoxian was taken aback by what he heard. He looked at Yifei with a strange expression and said, "I feel like you're acting quite strangely today. You always drag me into everything you do."

Yifei's eyes flickered: "Really?"

Something's not right. Something's extremely wrong.

"Wait, I understand."

Xiaoxian thought for a moment, then nodded in sudden realization and said, "Yifei, you wouldn't be... on your period, would you?"

Yifei: (————)

She smiled and beckoned to Zeng Xiaoxian, then gave his large head a hard shove after he brought his round face closer.

"Idiot! Have you ever seen a girl on her period who'd be so reckless as to drink iced milk tea?!"

"That's true."

Xiao Xian scratched his head, thinking he was just overthinking things.

He joked, "Yifei, if you keep going like this, I'm starting to wonder if I've done something to offend you, and you're just playing a trick on me today."

Yifei narrowed her eyes slightly upon hearing this, a gentle smile appearing on her face: "That's hard to say. Why don't you think carefully about whether you've done anything to wrong me?"

"How is that possible!"

Xiao Xian didn't even consider the possibility that he had spoken ill of Yi Fei yesterday. After all, for him, being shameless was something even more casual than farting.

No one would actually keep track of how many farts they released yesterday, right?

Seeing Zeng Xiaoxian's decisive answer, Yifei put her hands behind her back and clenched her fists slightly.

"So you didn't secretly talk bad about me behind my back or anything?"

Logically speaking, given Yifei's personality, she should settle scores face-to-face. In fact, when Zeng Xiaoxian mocked her in the bar yesterday, saying that she was striving to reach the ultimate level of infertility and that she was a third type of person, she really wanted to rush up and settle the score with him.

However, the discussion was so loud that even passersby in the bar started talking and criticizing the female PhD student.

Some said that female PhDs are a third gender, while others said that they met a female PhD on a blind date and actually talked about quantum mechanics face-to-face for half an hour.

Even worse, some people said that a female PhD is equivalent to a cold-hearted woman, which made her furious.

Look at these stereotypes and fallacies!

Aside from having a slightly higher academic qualification than ordinary women, what other differences are there between female PhDs and ordinary women? How did they inexplicably become a third gender?

Yifei wanted nothing more than to twist Zeng Xiaoxian's head off and kick it like a ball, but if she were to rush up and unleash her fury, it would only reinforce the group's stereotypes and fallacies about female PhDs.

That's why she spared Zeng Xiaoxian's life before.

Having already "tortured" Zeng Xiaoxian for two hours, Yifei decided to give him one last chance. If he confessed and showed leniency, she was willing to let it go and stop there.

No! Absolutely not!

As the host of a relationship advice program, Zeng Xiaoxian is quite sensitive to these kinds of crucial questions from women.

Without thinking, he said, "You're such a good person, how could I possibly speak ill of you behind your back?"

Xiao Xian brandished his fist with righteous indignation: "If I really did that, would I still be human?! Would I be human?! Would I be human?!"

"very good."

Yifei suppressed her anger. Since Zeng Xiaoxian had already said that he was not human, then she no longer needed to hold back.

"I think Zeng Xiaoxian, what you said makes some sense."

Yifei paused for a moment, then said with a smile, "Even if I really enjoy these exciting activities, I still need to let my body rest for a while."

Xiaoxian smiled upon hearing this: "That's right!"

"So let's go to the haunted house now and experience a different kind of thrill."

Yifei's smile was quite wicked.

"What?!?!"

Zeng Xiaoxian, who was timid and afraid of ghosts, was struck dumb.