Chapter 759 Xiaoxian's Dark History That He Absolutely Cannot Let a Third Person Know

Chapter 758 Xiaoxian's Dark History That He Absolutely Cannot Let a Third Person Know

"See, I told you I was right."

At the entrance of the amusement park, Yifei, wearing sunglasses and a sun hat, looked up slightly at the blazing sun in the sky: "Going to an amusement park to sunbathe in the middle of summer, that's just plain crazy."

Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Yifei, who was wearing a tank top and hot pants, and his gaze unconsciously drifted to her long, fair legs.

He curled his lip, his tone like that of a pedantic old scholar: "But even in this sweltering heat, it didn't stop you from hanging yourself out to bake in the sun like a salted fish."

Yifei blinked and said matter-of-factly, "With a figure like mine, why would I wait until winter to show it off in the summer?"

"Aren't you afraid of getting so tanned you'll look like Zhang Wei?"

"Oh dear, I've already applied moisturizer and sunscreen—wait a minute."

Yifei frowned slightly, then belatedly asked, "Wait, are you starting to care what I wear? Who are you to me?"

"I----"

Xiao Xian was taken aback by what he heard. He clutched his pants with both hands, stammered, and said hesitantly, "I brought you out today, so I'm your guardian."

"Tch, you think you can be my guardian?"

Yifei was too lazy to argue with Zeng Xiaoxian. She snorted and said bluntly, "If anyone asks about our relationship later, just say we're siblings."

"what?"

Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes widened: "You want to acknowledge me as your older brother?"

Yifei gave herself a thumbs-up: "Dream on, I'm the older brother!"

As she spoke, she turned around and strode towards the amusement park entrance.

"Are you the older brother?"

Zeng Xiaoxian pointed to himself expressionlessly: "Then aren't I—your sister?"

"What are you still standing there for, standing there like an idiot?"

Yifei turned to look at Zeng Xiaoxian, and gestured with her lip towards the amusement park gate: "Let's go."

"oh."

Zeng Xiaoxian agreed and obediently stepped forward.

The two walked side by side, and Yifei muttered as she went, "I was just about to ask, is this really an amusement park?"

Xiaoxian pointed to the towering Ferris wheel, drop tower, roller coaster, and other giant rides that stood majestically in the distance, reaching into the clouds: "With such tall amusement facilities standing here, what else could this place be but an amusement park?"

Upon hearing this, Yifei's expression grew even stranger: "But why is this amusement park called—Black Wind Stronghold?"

She pointed to the amusement park gates that were right in front of her.

Only then did Xiaoxian reluctantly withdraw his gaze from Yifei's fair thighs.

Tsk tsk, they're afraid others are showing too much skin, yet they feel they're not seeing enough themselves.

Haha, men.

Xiao Xian looked in the direction Yi Fei was pointing and saw the three large characters "Black Wind Village" clearly written at the top of the gate.

Those who know this are aware that it's an amusement park, but those who don't might think it's some bandit gang rising up in rebellion in Shanghai and gathering a crowd to climb the mountain.

In addition, there are two couplets carved on the left and right sides of the gate that are neither parallel nor rhyming.

Left side: [It says, "The King ordered me to patrol the mountain."] Right side: [It says, "I'm here to let the Black Wind take a turn."]

At the bottom of these two couplets is a cartoon black bear making a peace sign with its paw out, which appears to be the mascot of this amusement park.

"hiss----"

Xiao Xian gasped upon seeing this; just looking at the entrance of this amusement park gave off a rather shady vibe.

His attention these past two days has been focused on how to invite Yifei out, and on her overly revealing outfit today. He hasn't really paid much attention to the amusement park at all.

In fact, although the idea of ​​going to the amusement park was her own, the VIP pass was a gift from Nanfeng.

At the time, Nanfeng only mentioned that a new amusement park had recently opened, and he happened to have two tickets that someone had given him. However, he and Yumo had been quite busy these past few days and hadn't had much time to go.

Since he happened to want to take Yifei to the amusement park anyway, he decided to do her a favor and give her the tickets.

Thinking of this, Xiaoxian's eyes twitched involuntarily.

[Is this guy secretly plotting something again?]

Zeng Xiaoxian muttered to himself. Yifei saw him standing still and thought that he had suddenly lost his mind again, just like usual.

She glanced at Xiaoxian with disdain, then grabbed his wrist, bypassed the ticket window, and headed straight for the ticket check area.

Although there weren't many people coming to the amusement park in the middle of summer, given Shanghai's population, even a small number wouldn't be too few.

Fortunately, Yifei and Xiaoxian had VIP tickets and used the VIP lane, so they didn't have to stand in a long line in the sweltering heat.

The two quickly passed through the ticket check and entered the amusement park called "Black Wind Village" wearing VIP smart bracelets.

Yifei put away her sunglasses and held up the paper map given to her by the amusement park: "From our current location, the first suitable amusement ride to go on is—"

"A carousel?"

"It's an ultra-extra-extra-extra-extra-thrilling roller coaster!"

Yifei looked down at the map in her hand, a disdainful sneer playing on her lips: "They actually gave their project such a bland name on the map. I'd like to see just how thrilling this 'Super Super Super Super Super Thrilling Roller Coaster' really is."

"Yifei".

Xiao Xian's legs went weak and his palms started sweating whenever he heard the words "roller coaster".

He rubbed his hands together, chuckling awkwardly as he tried to find the right words: "This, this is just a tactic used by businesses to create mystery and promote their projects."

"It, it, it—it certainly won't be that stimulating!"

Xiao Xian grinned, his face pale, trying to appear less panicked.

He chuckled and said, "Besides, in this sweltering heat, under this scorching sun, wouldn't riding a roller coaster up there just be asking for trouble?"

As Xiaoxian spoke, he pointed to the carousel on the map with his slightly trembling hand, "Actually, it would be nice if we just sat on the carousel and ate ice cream and drank iced milk tea."

"Since we have VIP unlimited access tickets, we can get free food and drinks at this amusement park using our wristbands. Eating more food will make it worthwhile, right?"

"Didn't you say these two tickets were a gift from a friend? Then why are you asking for a refund?"

Yifei glanced at him indifferently, a smile inexplicably curving her lips.

She gently placed her hand on Xiaoxian's shoulder, her eyes brimming with a fatal tenderness: "Didn't we already agree last night that once we get there, I'll decide what we do and what we want to do?"

"While you certainly can't be considered a real man, a little man is still a man. As a man, you can't just deny it, can you?"

"Or perhaps—you've already mastered the Sunflower Manual?"

Upon hearing this, Xiaoxian's forehead swelled and his head went numb. He quickly waved his hands and protested, "You were the one talking to yourself last night. I never agreed to anything you said."

"Sorry, only I have the final say."

Before Zeng Xiaoxian could refuse, Yifei grabbed him by the back of the neck and forcefully pushed him toward the roller coaster.

"Yifei! Yifei, no! Yifei!"

Zeng Xiaoxian's face contorted with fear. He clasped his hands together and pleaded, "Yifei, if you don't like riding the carousel, how about we ride the Ferris wheel instead?"

"If the Ferris wheel isn't an option, there are bumper cars, a water park—or we could go see an animal show!"

""

Upon hearing this, Yifei stopped in her tracks.

She nodded: "I've thought about it carefully, and what you said does make some sense."

"real?"

Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes suddenly lit up: "Great! Shall we go ride the carousel or the Ferris wheel?"

Yifei pursed her lips, trying hard to suppress her malicious smile: "No, I mean let's get two iced milk teas to cool off first, and then go ride the roller coaster."

She turned around and pushed Zeng Xiaoxian toward the milk tea shop.

"Yifei, please reconsider, Yifei!"

"Yifei!!!"

Zeng Xiaoxian's repeated pleas for mercy immediately drew the attention of passersby in the amusement park.

They looked at Zeng Xiaoxian, whose neck was being firmly gripped by Yifei, and smiled meaningfully.

"Sweetie, Daddy will teach you an idiom today."

A father standing nearby, holding his precious son, said gloatingly, "Do you see that? This uncle's current state is what you call a lack of marital authority."

No matter how much Zeng Xiaoxian tried to please and beg for mercy along the way, Yifei remained unmoved, determined to take him to challenge his limits.

Xiao Xian hadn't noticed anything amiss when he was looking at the roller coaster from afar at the amusement park gate, but as they got closer to it, he realized that the roller coaster track was incredibly high and long, with countless twists and turns.

Just hearing the screams and cries of the passengers in the sky made Xiaoxian's hair stand on end, and his whole body shivered with cold in the sweltering summer heat.

I was wrong, I was really wrong.

-

Why did I even think of bringing Yifei to the amusement park?

How incredibly stupid of me to come up with this idea?!

Zeng Xiaoxian's self-pity could not change the course of events. When the two arrived at the roller coaster, Yifei was surprised to find a poster standing next to the roller coaster.

The poster features a cartoon black bear holding a hero's sword, with the words "Trial of the Brave" written in large characters at the top.

In addition, the poster also features scribbled phrases like "[Mysterious Gift]", "[Dare to Move Forward]", and "[The Inevitable Journey to Become a Strong Person]", which are quite eye-catching at first glance.

Yifei was intrigued by the words "No one has passed yet" on the poster. She pushed Zeng Xiaoxian and walked towards the staff member sitting under a parasol and blowing a small electric fan next to the poster.

Hello, how can I help you?

The round-faced young female employee smiled and asked.

"Hello, we'd like to ask what exactly this 'Trial of the Brave' is?"

The round-faced girl explained, "This is an event held by our amusement park. We can unlock the courage value detection function on everyone's smart bracelet. People can increase their courage value by riding thrilling rides such as roller coasters, bungee jumping, and giant swings."

"Once your courage level exceeds 500, you'll receive a Brave Badge from our park, along with a generous mystery gift."

"Yeah?"

Upon hearing this, Yifei's eyes darted around, and she nodded, saying, "It sounds quite interesting. Let's participate in this activity."

.

Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes widened, and he backed away repeatedly: "No, if you want to participate, participate by yourself, don't drag me into it!"

Although he didn't know how this courage value was measured, since the round-faced little girl said that the courage value could only increase by participating in exciting activities, he had no interest in this "Trial of the Brave" at all.

"Stop fooling around."

Yifei glanced at him and said casually, "You think you still have a choice?"

Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned when he heard this, and his face scrunched up into a funny expression.

Xiaoxian: (□).

Before he could say anything more, Yifei had already dragged him to unlock the Courage Value System.

The two arrived at the roller coaster and scanned the code to board in one smooth motion.

-

In pursuit of thrills, Yifei specifically chose a seat in the last row, since only the last row can provide the exhilarating feeling of plunging from the apex to the trough.

When the roller coaster staff saw that Zeng Xiaoxian was pale and sweating profusely, they went up to him several times to confirm that he did not have a fear of heights, heart disease, high blood pressure, or other illnesses that would make him unsuitable for thrill rides.

Zeng Xiaoxian is simply afraid and cowardly.

Yifei couldn't help but roll her eyes at Xiaoxian. She muttered in an annoyed tone, "Look at you, so easily frightened. It's just a roller coaster, why are you so scared? And you dare to call yourself a good man?"

As she spoke, she gestured towards the gray-haired old man in front of them, implying that they were not as manly as the old man.

"Little girl, you're wrong about that."

The old man in the front row turned around and showed Yifei his shiny dentures.

"Your boyfriend is a bit of a coward; his legs have been shaking nonstop ever since he sat down, but at least he sat down for you."

"Just based on his tolerance and love for you, he is definitely a good man."

Yifei's eyes widened: "Grandpa, your hearing is pretty sharp! How could you hear me speaking so softly?"

"That's right."

The old man smiled proudly: "Don't let my bad teeth fool you, my hearing is excellent."

"I've gone off on a tangent, little girl. Don't blame me for being a chatterbox, but good men like your boyfriend are rare these days. You should cherish him."

"Sir, we are not—"

Yifei paused, then suddenly changed her mind and said, "Okay, I will cherish him."

Don't get me wrong, she just saw the roller coaster was about to leave and was too lazy to explain to this gossipy old man.

That's right, I wasn't thinking about giving Zeng Xiaoxian any face in front of outsiders.

Yesterday at the bar, he mocked himself for striving towards the highest level of infertility, and when he said he was a third type of person, he didn't even think about saving face for himself.

There were so many people in the bar at the time!

Yifei snorted and gave Zeng Xiaoxian an unfriendly look.

Just you wait, you bastard Zeng!

We'll settle the score for what you did behind my back all day long!

As Yifei was thinking, the roller coaster finally started moving slowly.

Immediately afterwards, Yifei's cheers and Xiaoxian's screams echoed in the sky, startling away a flock of birds.

"Aaaaaaah!!!"

For some reason, Zeng Xiaoxian's screams abruptly stopped as he was going downhill.

Five minutes later, the roller coaster slowly came to a stop.

"Hey, not bad, Zeng Xiaoxian, you only shouted a few times the whole time."

Overjoyed, Yifei turned to look at Zeng Xiaoxian and said in surprise, "It seems you're not as cowardly as I thought. I admit I misjudged you this time."

"Why are your teeth suddenly so shiny?"

Yifei rubbed her eyes as she spoke.

She didn't know if she was seeing things, but she actually saw four rows of teeth in Zeng Xiaoxian's mouth.

"Oh dear, I thought my dentures were going to break, but they're here."

The old man in front of Xiaoxian grinned, his withered lips parted, and reached into Xiaoxian's mouth, where the man's mouth was wide open and his eyes were glazed, to take out the dentures that had fallen out when he was hanging upside down.

-

He wiped his dentures with the corner of his clothes and put them back in his mouth.

The old man grinned and said, "Young man, thank you."

Yifei was immediately speechless, dumbfounded.

Zeng Xiaoxian, who had been in a state of mental paralysis due to fear and dread, gradually regained his senses. He blinked, and then blinked again.

After Xiaoxian finally realized what had just happened—

"vomit!!!"

The staff member was stunned: "Sir, please don't vomit on the car!"