You were asked to be on a dating variety show, but all the guests failed?
Chapter 201 Dog bites dog
Chapter 201 Dog bites dog
“The old saying is true, only women and villains are hard to raise!”
Lu Siyuan was so frustrated that he didn’t know what to do, so he decided to use gender-based attacks:
“If you don’t have any intentions, how can I help you? It was you who came to me for help, but now it’s my fault. If that’s the case, I shouldn’t have agreed to you in the first place!”
Shu Yi wanted to laugh.
She stared into Lu Siyuan’s eyes and chose not to hold back. Instead, she sneered and looked him up and down again before saying contemptuously:
“Your acting skills aren’t that great, so why? You played a cultured person in an ancient idol drama a while ago, and now you’re talking like a bookworm?”
“You still wave your sleeves and walk away, and only women and villains are difficult to raise…”
“Lu Siyuan, when you quoted, you didn’t think about it. Confucius is a gentleman. No matter whether it’s a villain or a woman, no one can compare to him. Who are you? Do you think you are a gentleman?”
“Stupid stuff.”
“Yes, I begged you for it, so what? You opened the door to do this business and spread it to me privately. Everyone has their own motives. Am I the only one who benefits? Don’t be so fucking funny, Lu Siyuan, you don’t know how much benefit you have gained from these things, right!”
“I don’t want to say anything too harsh, but the premise is that you don’t use these words to argue with me. As for the people in the show, you don’t even need to drag Han Fei into it. Who else can you argue with?”
Lu Siyuan is really a little red.
He knew that swearing during an argument would hurt someone’s lungs, but he never thought that Shu Yi would do so.
Why does everyone compare themselves to that idiot Han Fei?
You have to prove that Lu Siyuan is completely defeated in all aspects, from appearance to character to quarrels to fighting, from quality to physique, and then you will feel comfortable, right?
The comments in the barrage were already very lively at this time.
[What did I just hear??? Is there anyone recording the screen? Give me a resource! ]
[This resource is really valuable… I can guess that with such explosive news, someone must be covering their mouths. It’s too big! ]
[Fuck the Starry Bird APP, this broken platform has disabled the screen recording permission. When Shu Yi and Lu Siyuan just met, I was going to record the screen, but I couldn’t! ]
[It’s okay, it’s okay. I watched the live broadcast with a projector and recorded it with my phone! Cloud disk link: xxxxx, the password is QADSY, the abbreviation of dear roommate in capital letters. Hurry up, brothers. If the link is invalid later, I can’t do anything! ]
[I got it. I am grateful for having you! There are still many good people in the world TAT]
[No, the matter of turning off the screen recording permission, I suddenly feel a little horrified when I think about it… It was possible to record the screen most of the time before, and the platform seemed to have handed over this permission switch to the program team, but when Lu Siyuan and Shu Yi met, it suddenly stopped recording. Does this mean that the permission dogs in the program team know the inside story? ]
[nsdd, if you know nothing, you can’t give permissions so accurately. But let’s not ask for too much, there must be a lot of water here, the program team has already taken a big risk by allowing the live broadcast, everyone should be careful with what they say, don’t block the live broadcast room. ]
[Yes! Old viewers, do you still remember the last time Shu Yi and that guy ran away? The video clip was blocked on the entire network. Only those who have seen it know. Now I understand why. Really, don’t mention keywords. If this live broadcast room is blocked now, I will be really upset! ]
[What are you watching out for? I just came from the live broadcast room next door. Did I miss any exciting content? ]
[These two people, one is a pimp, the other is a clinger, now because of the explosion and various reasons, they are fighting each other, and the gossip between them has been exposed. This is the situation. If you want to see the full screen recording, there is a cloud disk link above. Someone posted it on Weibo. You need to be fast and have a good posture. I guess the link will explode soon, so watch it and cherish it. ] (The user has been banned)
[??? No, what the hell did I miss by going to the bathroom?!]
[The show is really popular. When I watched the first episode, I opened eight split-screens on my computer like watching a surveillance camera. There were very few people in sy’s live broadcast room, but there were more people in Zhong’s. After all, he had just caused trouble at that time… I didn’t expect that when I watched it again today, there were so many new viewers in sy’s live broadcast room. It was her bad luck. ]
[Is he unlucky? Isn’t it obvious that it is the Lu family that is unlucky? Lu Siyuan’s house collapse is much more serious than hers! ]
[Is the person above stupid? Which Yihongyuan would first get a pimp when they are in trouble? They would first catch a chick and then go to the madam. The main thing is that you don’t know who this Yihongyuan has received. Don’t you understand? ]
[This… isn’t that necessary? ]
[How can it not be so? This is too much! ]
【…】
the other side.
The atmosphere among the six remaining guests around the campfire was exceptionally silent. They ate in silence, with only the crackling sound of burning wood, which made them seem even more quiet.
Nie Wenjin, who had argued with the idiot and single-handedly scolded Lu Siyuan into a defeat, was warming himself by the fire.
The temperature difference between day and night on the island is not that big, but even so, the night wind blowing from all directions still makes people feel a little chilly.
Nie Wenjin still has a plaster splint on her leg. After being tied up, her blood circulation has deteriorated, making her more susceptible to cold. However, she did not mention it to anyone. She just ate the bowl she had just exchanged from the program crew in silence. When she ate, she moved closer to the fire to relieve the cold.
A movie queen deliberately concealed it and few people noticed it.
Qi Qingyi was just about to go to the shelter to find some clothes for her to wear, when she saw Xu Qingan suddenly go there first. When he came over with a windbreaker and handed it to Nie Wenjin, Qi Qingyi stared at him in shock:
“How did you…”
Xu Qing’an was stunned, and seeing Nie Wenjin also staring at him, he hurried to explain.
“Her mouth has turned blue from the cold. It’s scary. I’m afraid another patient will get cold later. Although there is a medical team on this island, the conditions are so poor that even the best doctors can’t do anything without rice. If someone gets sick in a place like this, it’s very difficult to deal with it. You’d better put on more clothes.”
After explaining this, he hesitated for two seconds and then said:
“that……”
“After all, it’s an undeveloped island, so it’s still a little unsafe to go out alone. I don’t know if the production crew has cleared the area, but even if they have, it’s impossible for all the snakes, insects, rats and ants to be cleared away. Why don’t I go and take a look to avoid any accidents?”
After these words were spoken, the expressions of everyone present became more interesting.
Some people looked at him as if he were a cuckold, some raised their eyebrows to watch the show, and some seemed to want to call 120 to ask the mental hospital to drag him away – yes, the last one was Han Fei. Due to the camera, Han Fei wanted to endure it, but after enduring for a long time, he felt that he could no longer bear it, so he could only try to reduce his aggressiveness and said:
“Although the island is not absolutely safe, with the PD accompanying us, what can possibly go wrong? If there is any trouble, the speakers on the waists of the PDs here can be loud enough to make a concert. Isn’t it better for a group of people to go there than for you to go alone?”
“Be quiet, sit still and eat. Don’t walk around. It’s so dark now. If you get lost, we’ll have to team up to find you.”
After all, Xu Qing’an is not in the same group with Lu Siyuan and the others. On the contrary, he is even an enemy of Lu Siyuan and Zhao Mingtao. Even if we put aside the faction factors, at present, Han Fei also thinks that Xu Qing’an is a good person.
He didn’t want to treat Xu Qing’an with such a strong aggressiveness, so he could only advise the other party from a safety perspective.
But in fact, Han Fei is almost going crazy now.
What is this guy thinking?
Shu Yi had already cheated on him, and now she went to Lu Siyuan, the madam, so it was obvious that what she was going to say was not good. It had already come to this, why was Xu Qingan still going there? Was he dissatisfied with the hat on his head and wanted to wear a piece of grass?
Han Fei was also worried at first whether something excessive would be exposed, but then he thought that Shu Yi and Lu Siyuan had not known each other for long, and she probably couldn’t say anything too explosive that would completely disrupt the plan, so it was fine to let her muddy the waters, and Han Fei didn’t think of getting involved.
Who the hell knew that Xu Qing’an would fall in love again, and even at this time he was still worried about Shu Yi!
Sometimes, he really doubted whether the existence of mental hospitals was problematic. They would lock up patients who could be discovered, but they didn’t care about the mentally ill people who were hidden in the crowd.
People like Xu Qing’an who are love-brained should all be packed up and thrown there to be electrocuted!
“Cough cough.”
Qi Qingyi coughed twice in a pretentious manner, and then pretended to casually agree:
“I think what Han Fei said makes sense. They are all adults and can be responsible for their own actions. You should also believe in the level of Sichuan Southern TV in the industry. Generally speaking, if a star can have a safety accident that endangers personal safety on Sichuan Southern TV, then this person will get into trouble wherever he is.”
“Listen to me, I’ve been in the fan circle before. Although fans love to criticize Apple TV all the time, they’re just joking. If you really want to talk about it, Sichuan Southern TV is still quite reliable!”
Xu Qing’an stood there without moving, as if thinking about what they said.
After a while, he gritted his teeth, sighed, and said with a guilty look:
“I’m still worried… Don’t worry, I’ll be back soon. I’ll come back after I take a look and see if everything is fine.”
Having said that, Xu Qing’an headed in the direction the two people had just left without looking back.
Han Fei was so angry that he almost rolled his eyes. He kept pinching his philtrum, and the look in his eyes when he looked at his back was full of words like “idiot, idiot, biggest idiot” and so on.
Seeing him like this, Qi Qingyi couldn’t help but secretly poked his lower back from behind, covered the microphone with her other hand, and whispered:
“Why don’t we go over and see what’s going on?”
“It would be fine if he didn’t go. Now that he’s gone, it feels like everything is going to get serious. If we really have to fight, it’s better to have an extra pair of hands and more strength, don’t you think?”
Han Fei:?
Han Fei glanced at her, covered the microphone as well, and whispered in her ear:
“If you want to eat melons, just say you want to eat melons. Don’t talk nonsense. With your small body, how can you withstand a slap from anyone?”
“Wait for me to incite a few more people to come over. You can watch the fun, but if a real fight breaks out, just frown and retreat behind everyone. Do you understand?”
I was already lucky enough to be agreed to take me with me, there was no reason for Qi Qingyi to refuse!
She nodded like a chick pecking at rice, and then she saw Han Fei stand up, cough lightly and say:
“Is there anyone who wants to join us?”
This time it was Qi Qingyi’s turn to pick out the question mark.
Qi Qingyi: ??? Brother, this is what you call incitement? Isn’t that a bit too straightforward? !
But what she never expected was that the first person to respond to Han Fei’s rubbish incitement was Nie Wenjin.
Nie Wenjin put down the outdoor aluminum bowl and chopsticks in her hand and placed them on the stone with a crisp sound. She pointed to the wheelchair under the tree and said a little embarrassedly:
“Can you help me push the wheelchair?”
Qi Qingyi was silent.
I didn’t expect Sister Wen Jin to be such an idol… Could it be that she has been too close to me recently and her bad boy attributes are contagious?
Or maybe it was because I was so reckless running around in the melon field that Sister Wen Jin began to let go of her nature and act according to her heart? ?
Lu Xiaoli, who had been trying to reduce her presence, suddenly came to Nie Wenjin enthusiastically and said attentively:
“I’ll do it, I’ll do it. Queen Nie, I love watching your movies. Sister Qingyi and the others are tired today, and I don’t have any work to do. Can I push you over?”
Nie Wenjin raised his eyebrows, agreed without any hesitation, and thanked him. Lu Xiaoli happily ran to move the wheelchair, and even pulled Qi Qingyi to help her get on it.
In a blink of an eye, there were five people left by the campfire after Xu Qing’an left, but now only Zhao Mingtao was left.
Zhao Mingtao stared in astonishment and wanted to pull them all back, but these people were really ruthless. They ran very fast, as if they were afraid of being caught if they were not careful. They pressed the electric wheelchairs and ran away.
He wiped his face, and in his mind, he randomly arranged and combined the formula with his parents as the center, relatives as the radius, and reproductive organs, and cursed this stupid program crew and this group of stupid guest colleagues.
Are you sick?
Are they celebrities or something? Why did they bring a bunch of PDs to watch the fun even though they knew it was a live broadcast and Lu Siyuan and Shu Yi would probably have some unpleasantness? Were they afraid of being embarrassed and not being on the hot search? !
To be fair, Zhao Mingtao felt that he had done his best.
Since coming to this program, he has been taking great pains to advise Lu Siyuan, trying his best to prevent him from getting into trouble as soon as he sees Han Fei. He has warned him and tried to persuade him earnestly, but he seems not to understand. So many things have happened in just a short time on the island!
At this point, Zhao Mingtao had already made up his mind that even if he had to intervene, he would try not to involve himself. In this complicated situation, if he and Xu Qingan appeared next to Shu Yi at the same time, one could imagine what the Internet would say. He didn’t want to be thrown into some artificial Shura field again.
So Zhao Mingtao ignored the PD who was staring at him eagerly and stood as steady as a rock beside the campfire.
until……
Director Li’s roar came from the speaker on PD’s waist:
“The medical team is on the way! Pull them away! Pull them away!!!”
(End of this chapter)