Lu Yuchi put his hands behind his back, bent over, looked sideways, and came over to say:

"It's better to go home. The scandal of Ms. Jian has become serious enough to alert the Ministry of Justice and the Judicial Committee. I heard that the Special Investigation Department is already investigating the situation."

Li Xinghe knew that this was all Jian Meixun's plan, but outsiders didn't know the strange situation of the Jian family, so he pretended to be very angry, and then pretended not to be angry and said:

"Are you so eager for me to be your secretary? Just so you know, don't expect me to make you ginger and sugar tea to treat your menstrual cramps during your period."

Just as Lu Yuchi showed an elusive gentle and strange smile, Li Xinghe noticed a person rushing out from the crowd.

That was none other than Taro Yamamoto, the leader of the Reiwa Shinsengumi, a party that already had eight members.

He yelled:

"I will shoot through the hearts of you insects with the mind of a wild beast!"

Li Xinghe's hand had already reached for the pistol in his arms, and several secret guards had also drawn their guns.

Then Yamamoto Taro took out a super-large and thick male promotion device from his bag and smashed it at the finance ministers of the two countries on the podium. The big stick hit the two men on the head and then fell down, then stood up strangely on the table, shaking right between Jay and Suzuki Shunichi.

As countless camera clicks rang out, this bizarre photo of two men having sex immediately became the most popular photo of the day.

Judging from his appearance, Taro Yamamoto was obviously imitating the big-dicked gunman Takajo Satsuki who became popular a few days ago (and paying tribute to the Korean drama The Fifth Republic), but he didn't bring a real gun.

Such a bizarre imitation show left everyone stunned, and they didn't know how to evaluate this person.

Li Xinghe suddenly had an idea. He looked at Jill in the crowd and winked at her.

Jill's hands were quicker than his brain and he shot through Taro Yamamoto's thigh.

A political parody show suddenly escalated into a shooting and assassination case!

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Chapter 91: The bigger the storm, the more expensive the fish

The consequences of shooting or not shooting are very different.

Without this shot, Taro Yamamoto could only be described as an excellent expert in political showmanship, who specifically used a Don Quixote-style confrontation with American officials to express his resistance on this day, which is almost a day of national humiliation for Japan.

With this shot, Taro Yamamoto's reputation will be raised to a higher level, and he will be admired and praised by the people.

But he is, after all, a left-wing congressman who leans towards the white left, and has a natural conflict with the right wing.

This is the first meaning of Li Xinghe asking Jill to shoot, which is to intensify the political situation in Japan.

The second meaning is that a large group of security guards rushed up and arrested him.

The United States never cares who starts the gunfire. As long as there is gunfire, it means that the Japanese are extremely emotional towards the United States.

So what if the person who fired the shot was an American agent?

It was because the Japanese provoked trouble that the agents opened fire.

Therefore, all the blame lies with the Japanese.

Therefore, when Taro Yamamoto's thigh was covered in blood, he was pressed to the ground by several American agents and was about to be strangled to death.

Li Xinghe gestured to Miss Lu Yuchi next to him: "Shouldn't you be the one to take action at this moment? As long as you can save the bleeding Congressman Yamamoto, your popularity will soar immediately. The daughter of a former prime minister protecting a patriot, what a great story."

Lu Yuchi suddenly covered her flat belly, leaned against Li Xinghe and pretended to have menstrual cramps, and asked quietly:

“Are there any news channels?”

What it means is whether there are reliable people to encourage her.

"I can only help you with the evening news on Fuji News Channel." Li Xinghe moved his lips to make sure it was not bad.

"Okay, I'll repay you."

As quiet as a virgin, as agile as a rabbit, the daughter of the former prime minister was like an arrow shot from a bow, flying towards the American agents who were forming a human wall, and shouted at them: "What are you doing? People are going to die! This is just a joke, and you are shooting at will on Japanese soil?!"

Under the call and intimidation of Miss Shikamiya, a group of Japanese reporters came up and finally pulled Taro Yamamoto out of the crowd, and quickly sent him to the hospital in an ambulance.

At the Imperial Hotel, where Japan welcomed state guests, Americans shot and injured protesting Japanese lawmakers, and no American thought there was anything wrong with it.

The Japanese did not dare to search for the person who fired the shot and could only lower their heads and shed tears in silence.

In response to this atmosphere, Treasury Secretary Jay Shambaugh asked people to throw away the giant dick and continued to make unscrupulous comments:

"This kind of people are evil people who have been bewitched by the evil alliance and deceived by Satan to become sinners... However, the fragile evil alliance is scheming against each other and will inevitably collapse automatically under our pressure."

In the world perception of American officials, the four countries of the "evil alliance" only sit together for strategic cooperation, but actually have ulterior motives.

Such a fragile alliance is far inferior to the democratic and free world that has common values (support LGBT) and common ideology (liberal democracy), and is therefore close to each other, namely the United States and Western Europe, plus Japan, South Korea, Australia and New Zealand.

Simply put, in the eyes of senior American civil servants, the justice alliance is united, while the evil alliance is full of intrigue.

Li Xinghe couldn't help but complain to Miss Lu Yuchi:

"He said this, does he believe it?"

"This is a political issue, let's not talk about reality." Miss Lu Yuchi sipped the wine in her hand and forced herself to suppress her uncontrollable smile.

Then she went to the bathroom and laughed secretly.

Not to mention the Japanese in the audience, even Li Xinghe was almost unable to hold it.

Jay Shambaugh and other high-level officials truly believed that as long as the democratic allies worked together in solidarity, the evil alliance would inevitably collapse like a bunch of chickens and dogs.

They are nothing like technical officials or front-line officers who can clearly see the problems in technology, production, and the entire inefficient political system.

These people are typical Christians who are justified by faith. Their philosophy is:

Because the United States is invincible, the United States is invincible, so the enemy is bound to collapse.

Why don’t you think about the fact that even a white left-wing congressman who leans towards the Green Party will come out to oppose it?

Li Xinghe couldn't help but ask his forehand Maria in the microphone:

"How did this weirdo who lives in his own fantasy become the finance minister?"

Maria felt that she was smarter than Jay for a moment. She remembered the rumors in the CIA and refuted him:

"Shut up. Without this idiot, how could we exist? How do you think Blinken got there?"

Speaking of former Secretary of State Blinken's journey to power, it is not difficult to understand. Blinken is a typical person with a head full of fantasy of the Justice League. He does not understand politics. He just worked as a foreign policy adviser to Biden for a few years. Unexpectedly, Biden won the election. So Blinken, who had the merit of following the dragon, flew from an ordinary company boss to Secretary of State in one step.

But in fact, Jay Shambaugh is a little different. He rose to power during Trump's first term, and when Biden came to power, he turned into a chameleon and joined Biden. When Trump came to power again, he turned to Trump again. He relied on his flexibility to become the Secretary of the Treasury.

Therefore, he is not as good as Blinken. At least Blinken really believes in this, while Jay is a half-truthful copycat crime.

Since they are all idiots, Li Xinghe doesn't care at all and is determined to push the political situation to a climax.

It would be best to make a big fuss about the Yamamoto shooting incident.

Sanae Takaichi's election career will suffer a major setback on this day.

The Liberal Democratic Party continues to be in chaos.

Jay Shambaugh had better leave Japan in disgrace.

The biggest effect of the joint statement on US-Japan debt is to give the Japanese a slap on the left cheek and another slap on the right cheek.

The bigger the storm, the more expensive the fish.

Chaos is good!

Li Xinghe, who seemed to be the source of the chaos, patrolled the scene with his three colleagues with a gun.

An old man came up.

It turned out to be Mura Fumihiro. He smiled confidently and said:

"I heard that Ms. Jian has a serious scandal, and even officials from the Ministry of Justice have begun to question her. The High Prosecutors' Office has asked the Special Investigation Department to follow up. Boy, have you made up your mind yet?"

Li Xinghe glanced at him, thinking of his son who was kidnapped during the fishing expedition, and said coldly:

"Mr. Cun Wen, do you think I'm here because I'm eating for free?"

Such a rude answer made Murabun Yasuichiro angry.

When he wanted to be angry, Li Xinghe got angry earlier than him:

"roll!"

The two men confronted each other.

Just as Jill and Mei were pulling out their guns not far away, Lu Yuchi Hua Yingmei hurried over and said to the old man in the village:

"Xinghe has become my political secretary, what's the matter, Mura Wen-san?"

The old man felt something was wrong.

But he said goodbye calmly.

At this time, Murabun Yasuichiro had not yet realized that the next day he would witness how fast the kidnapping was, which would help him make his entire family disappear with just one click.

Miss Lu Yuchi held out her hand to Li Xinghe:

"Help each other. Tomorrow, Sunday, let's meet at the Skyland Italian Restaurant this afternoon. Don't forget your little female anchor."

Li Xinghe shook hands with her and joked:

"She is two years older than you."

The eldest daughter, who had just gained political capital, didn't care.

She turned and left the meeting to prepare more political propaganda.

Li Xinghe was at the stage of manipulating the political situation to an extreme. He called Jill and Mei over and ordered in a low voice in English: "Gather the subordinates who have just dispersed and keep their documents. Continue to kidnap the family members of Murabumi Yasuichiro. Except for him, tie up everyone else and put them in the abandoned prison cell! Be it entrapment or forced arrest, get this done today. I don't have that much free time to play with them."

Li Xinghe's order was very strict, so Jill and Mei immediately skipped work to do it.

He also pretended to have something to do and left.

The two followed from behind and left the venue together.

Of course, Li Xinghe did not treat them unfairly. He took out another $10 from the company account and distributed it to them: "Use this money to buy fake license plates and clothes. The two of you should not show up. If something unexpected happens, discard these reusable items and disposable tools. Let our female soldiers hide back in the Qingshan Army Camp, and find a way to deal with the Ukrainian cannon fodder and bury them in the Qingshan Cemetery."

After getting in the car, Mei suddenly joked:

“How cruel.”

Li Xinghe said:

"I'm just following the CIA's usual style. I'm already following the rules without the truck Iai dropping old man Murabumi."

Maria asked from behind:

"What should I do next?"

Li Xinghe drove the car himself and explained as he drove:

"We need to muddy the waters and make the headquarters believe that the Japanese are completely anti-American. Otherwise, how can the two teams in our special operations center demonstrate their transcendent value?"

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Chapter 92: Gunship, LGBT Model Blue Flag

Transcendental values: refers to fabricating false intelligence, designating innocent people as anti-American groups, kidnapping, drug trafficking, stealing weapons and using thugs to do bad things.

As an excellent CIA agent, Li Xinghe quickly transformed into a qualified CIA station chief in just a month.

In other words, in a system like the CIA, only such "insects" can be hatched, and only such insects can rise to the top in the CIA. People who are unwilling to become insects, such as the flower of the famous US military general, David Petraeus, were quickly kicked out after becoming the director because of his low political IQ and the mistress incident, and he stayed at home and became a marginal person.

While Jill and May, along with several female soldiers and gangsters disguised as Kurdish illegal immigrants, drove a van and forcibly kidnapped people according to the information, Li Xinghe and Maria were sitting in a cafe, using Bluetooth headsets to communicate with the Langley headquarters.

At this moment, if you open any social media platform, you will see all of them filled with GIFs of that giant fake dildo trembling slightly between the finance ministers of the United States and Japan.

Internet users all over the world couldn't help leaving hilarious comments, and some even thought that this picture was worthy of being a candidate for the title of Funniest News of the Year.

Only the Japanese themselves sympathized with Congressman Taro Yamamoto, who had his thigh shot through.

The six major TV stations all have news programs, and in the special commentaries currently being broadcast, commentators from all walks of life mostly take a sympathetic stance.

But that's all. After all, it won't make American adults "angry".

Therefore, the news media was very conservative in their voices, to the point that the Japanese were also criticizing the issue in their comments.

"Being robbed by the United States and blackmailed for 16 trillion yen, only a failed country would do this, right?"