Chapter 82 (First Order) Beast! Pretend!

Xu Xian watched the performance of “Waiting for the Moon in the West Chamber” on the stage with great interest.

It’s not just because the play is good, but also because the actors are actually monsters.

One of them was something he couldn’t even see through, but he was also a famous demon king.

“Interesting,” he murmured.

Baoqingfang was not a recent opera troupe that came to Hangzhou, he had heard of it a long time ago.

In other words, this group of monsters have been in Hangzhou for a long time.

But instead of doing evil, they performed conscientiously for mortals.

really interesting……

Suddenly, a voice sounded in his heart.

“Shangxian!”

“Someone wants to kill you and your brother-in-law!”

Xu Xian’s eyes changed slightly.

He rubbed his neck gently, looked at the White Dragon Horse calmly, and saw the two assassins beside the White Dragon Horse.

At the same time, he also saw the yellow talisman on the white dragon horse’s head.

Xu Xian was stunned for a moment.

He smiled and shook his head, and whispered, “I’ll leave it to you.”

The person who sticks a talisman on the dragon’s forehead is truly a talent.

but
Who wants to kill me and my brother-in-law?
Xu Xian pondered.

Maybe someone doesn’t want my brother-in-law to take office, or maybe other clinics are jealous of Bao’an Hall.

It doesn’t matter, let’s watch the show first.

“Before killing, remember to ask clearly about their origins.” Xu Xian ordered.

“Understood!” Bai Longma stopped pretending. She spat out the grass in her mouth and looked up at the two assassins beside her.

She’s had enough!

“Second brother, why won’t the horse stay still? Is your talisman no longer effective?”

The short man noticed the white dragon horse’s movements, he tilted his head and showed a puzzled expression.

The tall man turned around upon hearing the voice, looked at the White Dragon Horse moving freely, and hesitated: “It shouldn’t be, there is nothing wrong with this talisman.”

“I just drew this yesterday!”

No problem with the talisman!

So, who has a problem?

The white dragon horse raised its head, snorted, and blew away the yellow talisman on its head.

Inferior quality cinnabar has a pungent taste.

The drama on the stage attracted everyone’s attention and no one was looking at this place.

Bailong is very careful.

She first set up a sophisticated sleight of hand before leaping forward.

The agile body became slender and snow-white scales grew on the skin.

In the blink of an eye, a small white dragon about ten feet long appeared in front of them.

“Monster!” The short man was frightened to death.

The monster’s body is strong!
When a practitioner is approached to this distance, it is equivalent to having one foot halfway into the gates of hell!
He raised his hand and took out a handful of talisman paper.

Without even thinking about whether the talismans were useful or not, he threw them at the white dragon, hitting it on the head.

call–

The white dragon snorted.

The cold air was everywhere, and all the talisman papers were frozen into ice chips in mid-air and shattered.

“You said that I am a demon?” Bai Long had an unfriendly look on his face and spoke in human language.

The short guy was confused.

He looked closely and saw four claws and five toes.
dragon? !

His mind went blank.

The tall guy was also frightened.

They randomly found a horse outside the field and planned to escape during the chaos.

It turned out that the horse was a real dragon, and they even put a talisman on the dragon’s forehead!

It’s like holding a lantern in the toilet, looking for death!

The two of them were sweating profusely.

“Senior, spare your life!”

“You are a young man who doesn’t know a great man!”

They knelt down with a thud and kowtowed violently, and the viciousness they had just shown was completely gone.

Boom!Boom!Boom!
In the blink of an eye, the two men’s foreheads were covered in blood.

But they still knocked hard.

At this time, the little white dragon exhaled again, and the cold air enveloped their bodies.

Seeing the two men trembling in fear, Xiao Bailong felt extremely disdainful. She grabbed the two assassins, flew into the deep darkness, and disappeared.

At the same time, the drama on stage reached its climax.

“Wait for the moon in the west wing!”

The Luohan ghost dressed as a scholar shook his head and said in a very funny tone: “Let me get the moon up!”

It pounced on the door, grasped the door handle with both hands, and pulled hard.

“The door facing the wind is half open!”

“open!”

“open!”

The door seemed to be welded shut and wouldn’t budge at all.

It leaned deflated against the door, which slid open smoothly inwards.

It fell into the door, straightened its hat, and looked ecstatic: “She opened the door for me!”

He was trembling with fear as he waited for the words to be spoken, revealing his ugly behavior.

“Hahahahaha!”

“Hahaha!”

There was a burst of laughter from the audience.

“The shadow of the flower is moving across the wall!” The Arhat ghost jumped onto the top of the wall, “I think it’s the beauty coming!”

Two short legs were struggling on the wall. The sound of gears turning could be heard from the wall, which moved to the side with his footsteps.

When he reached the end, the Arhat ghost fell off the wall with a plop.

The windlass——

It rolled a few times, raised its head, and saw a slender black shadow in front of it.

“Miss! Are you here too?”

It pounced on it with lustful eyes.

Rub~ rub~
Just at this moment, the lights came on!
The audience burst into laughter.

The Luohan ghost held the wrong person. It was not a young lady, but a little girl disguised as a maid, the owner of Baoqingfang!
“Hey-“

The abbot was trembling all over. She turned around and slapped the short Luohan ghost away.

“Beast! It’s me!” she yelled angrily.

Below the stage, Xiaobai looked at the abbot with a serious expression, feeling as if he were sitting on pins and needles.

She knows the owner!
Five hundred years ago, she met the abbot once, and her pearl hairpin was made by the abbot!
The owner is a monster!
Too many people gathered here to watch the show.

If the owner of the temple intends to cause trouble, this place will turn into a living hell in an instant!
I must protect the official!
Xiaobai said secretly.

On stage, the drama becomes more and more eye-catching as it reaches the conflict point.

“Why are you hugging me?” The abbot held a fan and approached the Arhat ghost step by step.

Luohan Gui hurriedly explained: “I was so hungry that I was dizzy and I was in a panic!”

“Are you hugging me?”

The abbot slapped off the Luohan ghost’s hat and mask, revealing the Luohan ghost’s strange appearance with a bald head and long ears.

“I’m looking at you!”

“He is a beast, but he pretends to be a good scholar!”

Luohan Ghost is a monster, but in this situation, people did not think that Luohan Ghost looked weird. Instead, they laughed and responded.

Suddenly, the abbot kicked forward.

The Luohan ghost drew a parabola and hit a table under the stage, breaking the dishes on the table.

Bang!
Everyone was startled.

There was silence.

At this moment, the abbot leaped forward.

She jumped onto a table under the stage like a startled wild goose.

The blinding lights followed.

“Beast! Pretend!”

She gritted her teeth and chased after the Luohan ghost, jumping between the seats.

“Beast! Pretend!”

“Beast! Pretend!”

“Beast! Pretend!”

At first, only the abbot chanted it alone, but after a few jumps, people found it interesting and started chanting along.

In an instant, the whole place was filled with shouts of “Beast! Pretending!”

The atmosphere of the whole drama was extremely warm!
Xiaobai stared at the abbot nervously.

But the light was too dazzling, and in a moment of distraction, she lost sight of the abbot.

From all directions there were shouts of “beast! Pretending!” She turned her head left and right, but couldn’t see where the abbot was.

Just then, she heard a hoarse voice
“Beast, pretend.”

The voice was very close, right next to her ear.

(End of this chapter)