Weird Cultivation, I have a five-organ temple

Chapter 437: Lord God, please take back your magical powers

Chapter 437: Lord God, please take back your magical powers
When the eyes of “Lü Dongbin” were blown out, Shang Lu bowed his head with blue veins and shouted: “Disciple Shang Lu, I respectfully invite the Lord of the Netherworld, the guardian of the underworld, Tu Bo, to come and take away the ghosts and eliminate the evil…”

It was not yet midnight, and Shang Lu, who forcefully summoned the gods, was not only taking a huge risk, but also under enormous pressure – as Tu Bo responded, violent divine auras appeared in his body, raging wildly.

Fortunately, Shang Lu was prepared and mobilized his energy and spiritual power early in the morning to protect his internal organs and meridians.

Even so, Shang Lu still felt severe pain all over his body at this moment.

The meridians are like lit firecrackers, exploding with a crackling sound.

Fortunately, the Wuzangmiao realized that something was wrong and reacted quickly. Not only did the Yin-Yang Bell ring “clang clang clang” non-stop, but the five statues also flashed with five-colored light. With the Yin-Yang energy and the power of the five internal organs, they protected Shanglu and resisted the backlash brought about by forcibly summoning the gods.

Even so, it was probably the result of Tu Bo restraining his chaotic divinity because of his recent good “performance”.

Otherwise, he would not have felt that his meridians were “exploding”, but that his body was exploding and his soul was going crazy.

The tablet of Tubo enshrined on the altar turned into a stream of light and flew straight into the night sky amid Shang Lu’s loud shouts.

Then, everyone present felt a cold and powerful divine power appearing out of nowhere and enveloping the world.

“Bang bang bang bang bang…”

The explosions suddenly became one.

However, it was the sword energy transformed from the evil miasma and ghosts driven by “Lü Dongbin”, as well as the human head flowers, flesh and blood vines, etc. activated by the evil method of “Lan Caihe”, which collapsed and dissipated under the impact of divine power.

Both Lan Caihe and Lu Dongbin, whose eyes were blown out, realized the danger.

Their intuition was giving them a wild warning at this moment.

The two thieves didn’t care about breaking the formation or killing people for sacrifice, they just wanted to escape as quickly as possible, the farther the better.

However, under the pressure of divine power, their bodies could hardly move an inch.

The magic power in the body was also suppressed and could not function properly.

In the night, a huge, strange, spiral road appeared.

On the strange winding road, there seemed to be a line of figures walking forward.

At the end of this strange spiral road is a dark and endless abyss. The figures on the strange road eventually jumped into the abyss.

This strange road is the horn on Tu Bo’s head, and it is also the Nine-Bend Yellow Spring Road leading to the underworld!

On the road to the underworld, the souls whose faces could not be seen opened their mouths at this moment and uttered chaotic, noisy and harsh whispers.

These whispers went straight into everyone’s ears, and just by listening to a few words, people would feel their breath unstable, their mind confused, and they would become possessed, lose their reason, and go crazy.

“Don’t look directly at the gods, don’t listen to their words recklessly, quickly close your eyes, plug your ears, and recite the Xuanling Beidou Sutra.”

In the witch formation, Lu Dao was also affected by Tu Bo’s divine power and divine language. His expression was ferocious and painful, but even so, he still shouted urgently to remind Shang Lu and others.

At the same time, he also sat down cross-legged, closed his eyes, raised his hands to cover his ears, and kept reciting the “Xuanling Beidou Sutra” while mobilizing his magic power to form a layer of protection on his eyes and ears.

The bald wizard officer next to him didn’t care about maintaining the wizard formation at this moment. He sat cross-legged like Lu Dao, sacrificed a wizard weapon, and began to chant scriptures to resist the pollution.

Although he no longer maintained the witch formation, the rampant ghosts and corpse puppets that were attached to the surrounding areas did not take advantage of the situation to launch a sneak attack to break the formation.

It’s not that these rampant ghosts and puppets don’t want to, but that they can’t do it.

As soon as the Nine-Bend Yellow Spring Road appeared in the sky, the rampant ghosts here were sucked up to the sky with screams of fear and despair, and then sucked into the Nine-Bend Yellow Spring Road, becoming part of the queue heading to the underworld.

As for the puppet corpse, although it has no soul, it has a spirit in its body.

Like the demons, they were also sucked up to the sky, and their bodies and souls were sucked into the Nine-bend Yellow Spring Road.

At this moment, Shang Lu and the others all closed their eyes, bowed their heads and recited scriptures, not daring to look up at the winding Yellow Springs Road in the night sky. Naturally, they did not see the strange and spectacular scene of thousands of corpses and ghosts ascending to heaven.

But “Lan Caihe” saw it.

In fact, he didn’t want to look up, but his body was out of control, his neck twisted on its own, and his head lifted up on its own.

“Lan Caihe” tried his best to stop it, but it was useless.

He clearly heard the crisp “crackling” sound of his cervical vertebrae and felt waves of pain.

His cervical vertebrae were broken by a mysterious force.

It was also this force that forced his head to look up at the night sky.

Lan Caihe closed his eyes tightly, but it was no use. He soon felt a sharp pain in his eye sockets. Then he felt something slippery rolling out of his eye sockets and sliding down his cheeks.

Although Lan Caihe’s eyes did not explode, they mysteriously rotted in their sockets, turning into rotten flesh and dirty blood flowing out.

“Lan Caihe” and “Lü Dongbin” screamed at the same time and wanted to cover their ears.

But it didn’t work.

No matter how they cover their ears, the noisy, chaotic and strange words that fall from the sky will get into their ears, stimulate their brains and pollute their souls.

These two thieves are ruthless and decisive enough.

Finding that covering their ears had no effect, they all exerted their strength and used their evil spirit to pierce the eardrums and destroy their ears, hoping to get rid of the pollution of the chaotic divine language.

However, their self-harming actions were equally ineffective.

Although they could no longer hear any other sounds, the chaotic divine language still resounded in their minds, as if this sound was directly acting on their brains and souls.

In other words, both of them had lost their eyes, otherwise we would have been able to see that after they destroyed their ears, several strange new ears grew on both sides of their heads.

These new ears can only hear the chaotic divine language, and it is extremely clear.

“Lü Dongbin” and “Lan Caihe” have already begun to behave strangely, and Shang Lu and others are also feeling bad.

Although Shang Lu reminded Lu Yang and Bai Lingxu to focus their minds on the altar as soon as they set up the soul altar, and when Tu Bo descended, they closed their eyes, covered their ears, and chanted scriptures to resist the influence of the chaotic divine language.

But it still hurts.

Not only will the mind be polluted and fall into madness, but the body will also become out of control and show signs of strange changes.

Fortunately, Sanniang is here.

Sanniang seemed to be unaffected by Tu Bo’s chaotic divine language. Not only did she not go crazy, but she also immediately raised a gust of cold wind, which not only covered Shang Lu and the other two, but also protected Senior Sister Gongshu’s witch armor.

Although the bone-chilling, howling wind did not completely unaffect Shang Lu and his men, it did reduce the pollution a lot.

Shang Lu endured the pain and quickly took out a broken copper bell from his bag. There were cracks all over the bell and dense blood-colored scriptures.

This is the remnant spirit he brought from the thieves’ office. It is called the Soul-Shocking Bell. It is said that it can awaken the soul and consciousness, thus getting rid of the influence of illusions and bewitching magic.

Shang Lu originally thought that the He thief had many tricks up his sleeve, and having a remnant spirit like this in his hand could be used to guard against the He thief’s evil sneak attacks.

Shang Lu was not sure whether this remnant soul could resist the pollution of the Mad God.

But at this moment, we can only try our best.

No matter whether it is useful or not, just use it first.

Although Sanniang’s Yin Feng helped, the difference in their cultivation levels made them almost unable to bear it. Lu Yang and Bai Lingxu began to recite the “Xuanling Beidou Sutra” in a disorderly manner. They might go crazy and freak out in the next moment.

Even Gongshu Ling’s Wu Jia struggled to get up from the ground, and was going to follow those rampant ghosts and puppets to fly to the Nine-Bend Yellow Spring Road in the night sky.

Is there a soul inside this witch armor?
If Shang Lu doesn’t think of a way to delay the Mad God’s pollution and delay the strange change for a while.

I am afraid that they will be one step ahead of “Lü Dongbin” and “Lan Caihe” and become crazy and weird.

This is not the result Shang Lu wanted.

He could accept injuring 1,000 enemies and losing 800 of his own troops, but he could not accept injuring 800 enemies and losing his entire army.

“Uncle Tu, please look carefully. I am one of you, and I have a job position…”

Shang Lu prayed in his heart and pulled apart the five-colored rope wrapped around the Soul-Shocking Bell.

The Soul-Stirring Bell, freed from its seal, immediately began to shake on its own, and the blood-colored scriptures on the bell emitted wisps of red light.

The sound made by shaking the Soul-Shock Bell is not the “ding-ding-dang-dang” sound of bells, but the sound of chanting.

The sound of chanting, along with the red light emitted by the scriptures on the spirit’s body, penetrated into the bodies of Shang Lu and his two companions and Gongshu Lingwu Jia.

A strange chill instantly swept through their bodies.

This coldness actually alleviated their madness and suppressed the strange changes in their bodies.

Although it couldn’t last long, Shang Lu was still very happy.

However, the Soul Bell, like other residual spirits, also has negative effects.

The bone-chilling cold that penetrated into everyone’s bodies was like sharp needles and knives, stabbing and scraping at their bodies.

The severe pain made several people scream in pain, and their limbs became stiff and frosty.

The Horror Bell cannot be used for too long, otherwise you will be frozen into an ice man.

And afterwards, you must use something like strong liquor to relieve the cold and relax the meridians and promote blood circulation, otherwise the meridians and bones will be damaged.

With the help of Sanniang and the Jinghun Bell, Shanglu and his two companions as well as Gongshu Ling’s Wu Jia were finally able to avoid sudden changes or deaths.

Now it depends on who will give up first between them and the two wheat thieves “Lü Dongbin” and “Lan Caihe” among the Eight Ghost Immortals.

Although these two thieves once raised their cultivation to the sixth level of Mingxin realm.

But they used sorcery and evil spirits to forcibly increase their cultivation.

In the state of enlightenment, they should have sharpened their minds and seen their true nature, but they did not do so.

Because training the mind is time-consuming and laborious, He Zei, who is used to using evil magic and evil spirits to improve his cultivation, simply does not have the patience.

Therefore, their practice in the state of enlightened mind is taking a different path.

Just like the refined primordial infant, it uses an evil method that was prevalent in the dark ages – using killing to refine the mind and destroy humanity.

It can also be considered an alternative form of “enlightenment”.

This training method is very effective and all you need to do is kill.

As long as the murderous intent is strong enough and inhumane enough, when facing the inner demons that you will encounter in the state of enlightenment, you only need to activate the murderous intent and destroy them.

But if the murderous intent is not strong enough and the inner demon cannot be eliminated, then the murderous intent will backfire on them!

At this moment, although “Lü Dongbin” and “Lan Caihe” were not facing their inner demons, it was also an existence that their murderous intent could not resist.

In front of the Lord of Nether City, they were like a mayfly. The murderous intent cultivated by killing countless people was shattered in an instant like thin paper.

Their bodies then began to change strangely, as if encountering a high-temperature candle, and began to melt rapidly, first the skin and flesh, then the internal organs, and even the bones melted in an instant.

The whole person twisted and collapsed in an instant.

However, “Lu Dongbin” and “Lan Caihe” did not die, and even their senses were magnified at this moment.

The pain caused by their melting flesh tortured them so much that they didn’t even have the strength to scream.

Finally, the two men, unable to endure the torture any longer, had a crack appearing in their softened bodies.

Two blood-red figures emerged from their respective melting bodies, carrying with them smelly blood and filthy broth, and flew away screaming, trying to escape from this area shrouded by the power of the mad god, escape from this torture that was more terrible than the torture of hell.

However, the innocent infants of “Lü Dongbin” and “Lan Caihe” exploded with “bang” as soon as they flew out of their melted bodies.

The bloody mess carried their souls away to the winding Yellow Springs Road in the night sky.

No matter how hard the souls of the two thieves struggled and howled, it was of no use. In an instant, they became part of the Nine-Bend Yellow Spring Road along with the rampant ghosts and puppet corpses.

Shang Lu did not see this scene because he had his eyes closed.

But through his tightly covered ears, he heard Sanniang’s gentle reminder: “It’s over.”

Shang Lu didn’t have any doubt about Sanniang’s words.

He was about to end the prayer.

But it is easier to invite a god than to send him away, especially since Tubo was still in a state of madness and confusion at this moment. Even though Shang Lu used all the methods of sending gods by Nuo witches, he was unable to send him away.

This situation made Shang Lu break out in a cold sweat in an instant, as if he was being pricked by needles, even though he was being frozen by the chilling air of the Soul-Shocking Bell.

“It’s over!”

Shang Lu wanted to shout, “Lord God, please retract your magical powers,” but when he opened his mouth, no sound came out.

He felt something was wrong with his tongue. He didn’t know whether it was frozen by the cold air from the Soul-Frightening Bell or contaminated by the chaotic divine breath, and it had begun to change strangely.

Just as he was feeling terrified, he suddenly felt a soft little hand patting the Baihui acupoint on the top of his head.

At the same time, three incense sticks were stuffed into his hands.

This time, Shang Lu can finally speak up.

He was so inspired that he held the incense in both hands, raised it above his head, and shouted loudly:

“Disciple Shang Lu, respectfully sends the Lord of the Netherworld and the Guardian of the Underworld back to the underworld!”

The three incense sticks in Shang Lu’s hand burned out in an instant, circling the Nine-Bend Yellow Spring Road in the night sky, and then turned into a wisp of green smoke and returned to the incense burner on the soul-sacrificing platform.

So Tu Bo didn’t leave before because he didn’t light incense?

Well, after the gods come, they will have to accept red envelopes and benefits before they are willing to leave?
The cold divine power that weighed on everyone, as well as the chaotic divine language that lingered in everyone’s ears and souls, all disappeared at this moment.

“Sanniang, you saved my life again.”

Shang Lu collapsed to the ground. He opened his eyes, breathing heavily, and grinned foolishly at Sanniang, who was standing next to him in a red wedding dress.

“It’s done, give me a kiss?”

(Today, I was visiting relatives in the countryside and saw a kid blowing up a manure pit and getting covered in shit… What a talent)
(End of this chapter)