Warhammer 40K Fun Man Saves the World

Chapter 771 Extra Chapter: Blow up the big lizard, I must immediately recognize the thief as my fath

Chapter 771 Extra Chapter – Blow up the big lizard and I must immediately recognize the thief as my father
Regent Hotel, executive floor VIP suite.

“Is that you in the photo?”

“It was me! At that time I was still very thin and had no confidence at all. In order to regain my faith, I decided to exercise. Now I am very confident!

You don’t know, in order to get this strong and pure body, I not only do scientific exercises every day, but also use drugs to shape my body. I use all the good stuff like Anadrol, Trenbolone, Oxandrolone, etc. I get nine injections a day, which is so cool that it makes my mouth water!”

Manstein frowned. Although he had heard of some weird things about bodybuilding enthusiasts using steroids to ascend to the steroid planet, that was still scientific usage. You bastard, are you eating steroids for a living?

Looking at the ugly Chu Zihang in front of him, the old professor remained silent for a long time. Then he turned his head and looked at Lu Mingfei next to him, who was half a circle stronger than Chu Zihang.

“Needless to say, you are also working out, right?”

“Yes, yes, but my reason is different from his. The Nine Dragons Pulling Coffin is really ridiculous. How could I do such a thing?”

After exhaling a breath of foul air, Manstein nodded, thinking that finally there was a normal person, and quickly signaled Lu Mingfei to continue.

“Well, to be honest, I discovered from a young age that I was different from ordinary people. I was like a superman. Plus, my parents were missing for many years, so I was basically an orphan.

This gives me a sense of mission. I usually disguise myself as a bad boy on campus, but at night, I will show off my muscles and transform into Batman who punishes evil.

I also love computers. Through the Internet, I followed the clues and learned the truth behind this world. The old Tang who played games with me for many years is one of the Dragon Kings you are talking about.

You must have monitored me, right? But in fact, you were only on the first floor, and I was in the atmosphere. Kassel Academy has no secrets from me at all.

And this is all due to my persistence and hard work!”

“That makes sense… bullshit!”

The old professor believed that he was wiser than ordinary people, so how could he not see that these two brats were trying to fool him and make up such a ridiculous excuse? In all his years, he had never heard of a mixed-blood using steroids to become a powerful giant.

The one playing games with me is one of the Dragon Kings. Why don’t you say that you are an alien and that you can cause all the nuclear bombs in the world to explode instantly with just a thought?
“I really can! But I need my father’s permission to make the world explode instantly.”

“Alright, alright, I won’t argue with you about this. Even if you two have become like this because of your blood awakening, and you are so talented that you invaded the entire world with just the civilian network, I can understand that, and it is very reasonable!
What about her? Can this be explained by science?”

Following the old professor’s finger, Jiude Mai, who had become a big babe, was lying on the sofa, eating like crazy, with two girls who were called from nowhere giving her a full body massage.
If that were the case, it would be fine. For the sake of Lu Mingfei and Chu Zihang, two students who had already been booked, Manstein didn’t mind taking one more person back, but the problem was the woman’s clothes.

“Is this a monster? I have never seen clothes that can grow a mouth to eat food. It has eaten my salary for three years. Tell me what this monster is?”

Perhaps he was tired of being fired, so Hogg stopped eating, wrapped his exclusive mount Jiude Mai, and then looked at Manstein with a look of idiocy. In the eyes of the executive department student named Iris, who looked at him with a look of despair, he slammed the table, grabbed the old professor by the collar and scolded:
“Little wall lamp, I respect you by eating your food. If you keep pushing me, I will bite your head off. Do you know Odin? I have killed that idiot. Based on this, can the three of us enter Kassel Academy?
And you guys, why are you wasting so much time talking? Isn’t there a hostage next to him?”

After saying that, Jiude Mai, who was wrapped in venom, opened her bloody mouth and used her tongue to wrap around the frightened little student next to her. Scarlet electric light flashed in her mouth, as if she was going to swallow her in one bite in the next moment.

“Stop! I agree. Isn’t it enough that I agree? Put my disciple down quickly.”

After spitting out the little meat man in his mouth, Hogg shrank back into Jiude Mai’s body, leaving only a confused worker standing there in a daze, staring at the old professor.

“Well, Lord Hogg has a bit of a bad temper. I don’t usually eat people. I’m just an errand boy.”

Looking at the disciple next to him who was drooling and half-dead, and then looking at the two big mixed-blood guys in front of him with bad intentions, the old professor instantly knew what the problem was. All these changes were caused by the alien monster who called himself Hogg.

Otherwise, there is no way to explain why Chu Zihang, Lu Mingfei and the girl in front of him changed so much overnight and became like this. It can’t be that they really used steroids to mature, right?

“Now that things have come to this, it seems I can’t disagree anymore. I’ve been talking to you for so long, why do I feel dizzy? What was I talking about just now?”

“You said you would take us to Kassel Academy.”

As Hogg’s voice rang out again from Jiude Mai’s mouth, Manstein nodded involuntarily:
“That’s right. I’m going to take you to Kassel College. When we get back, I’m going to settle accounts with the people in the executive department for taking out your childhood photos. Come with me. I’ll take you back to the college to report.”

Looking at the professor who turned around and left with three giants following behind him, Iris always felt that something was wrong. Professor, shouldn’t you argue with reason?

But just when Iris wanted to remind the professor, a face suddenly appeared behind Jiude Mai and issued a silent threat to her:

“Follow me, or I’ll eat your brains!”

…………

Two days later, as the United flight landed safely at Chicago International Airport, Lu Mingfei and his group arrived at the Chicago train station smoothly according to the “Caselle College Admission Guide” distributed by Norma.

There were many foreign tourists in the bustling crowd, and everyone had a warm smile on their face, but for Iris, these two days were like a nightmare.

Professor Manstein seemed like a different person, and the monster named Hogg would occasionally come out of the girl’s body to scare her, saying that if she didn’t offer him tribute, he would eat her brain.

“Woo woo woo! Why does he eat so much? I’ve lost all my pocket money.”

Holding the Burger King paper bag tightly in his hand, the young student walked to Jude Mai like a death row prisoner entering the execution ground, and handed over the burger in his hand.

“Your Highness, the tribute you requested is here!”

But when the unlucky student sent out the tribute bought with his last pocket money, a sloppy young man with a messy hair ran over and threw himself on Jiude Mai, or Hogg’s thigh:
“Beautiful, no, strong and beautiful lady, can you give me something to eat? I haven’t eaten for two days!”

Looking down, his face, hidden by the messy hair and beard, was still handsome, but his plaid shirt and trousers, which had not been washed for who knows how long, looked very cheap.

“Take it. You look just like my son Ross! It seems his ancestors were also of German descent.”

“Miss, no! Ma’am, you are such a good person!”

The young beggar’s eyes were filled with tears of excitement. He picked up the burger and gobbled it up greedily. Iris felt distressed and thought, would he ask me to buy another one?

Sure enough, Hogg’s voice sounded again, but this time he finally remembered to pay, and he took out a huge handful of money, along with a few gold and silver jewelry, which were obviously picked up by him accidentally these few days.

…………

After eating six hamburgers and two cups of iced cola, Finkel von Frings finally came to his senses. When he learned that the people were new students, he shouted, “I’ve finally waited for you.”

Perhaps because he was an elder in the academy, or perhaps to repay the favor of a meal, Finkel began to tell everyone all kinds of gossips about Kassel Academy, especially the CC 1000 train they were going to take next.

“Don’t you know, this crappy car is used to pick up people based on their status. If the instructor is of a higher rank, a special car will be sent to pick you up, and you can use the VIP channel?

Students like us are in a miserable situation. We don’t even get our travel expenses reimbursed, and we still have to wait for that broken car!”

Just as Finkel was complaining about the world, bells and whistles suddenly rang in the empty station, and the CC 1000 express train arrived at the station at 11:11:11 p.m.

“Fuck, how come it’s so fast this time? You guys are so lucky!”

Finkel was cheered up and called everyone to come forward. He even came up to Jiude Mai and wanted to get her bag. However, no matter how hard he dragged the small backpack, Finkel couldn’t move it at all.

“Inside this is a black hole bomb that I built myself. The name sounds powerful, right? Its true power is beyond your imagination. Once it explodes, not only the Earth, but even the moon next to it will be torn into pieces.”

“Oh, you are so humorous, ma’am.”

According to the previous procedures, the ticket inspector with a complicated and ancient medal on his chest would wave scissors and count the passengers’ tickets in a very cool manner, showing off his skills to the envious eyes of the surrounding passengers.

This was specifically instructed by the principal before they came, with the purpose of making the two students feel their sincerity. For this, the ticket inspector even took out the small silver scissors that he had treasured for many years.

But somehow, when the train started, all kinds of accidents happened. The train was out of control and started running towards the station at the highest speed. There were even strange noises coming from the engine room. Fortunately, it slowed down when approaching the station, otherwise the whole train would be destroyed and people would die. However, accidents happened frequently after the train stopped. Before the ticket inspector came out, the train compartment opened impatiently with a bang.

At this point, the proper procedures still had to be followed. The conductor picked up the card reader and began to check the passenger list one by one.

“S-level student Lu Mingfei, A-level student Chu Zihang, and, and, huh? S-level student Jiude Mai! How come there are three of them?
Sorry, Professor Manstein is waiting for you three in the car.”

“S-level? Isn’t the principal the only S-level? Why are there so many of them suddenly?”

Finkel’s eyes widened, and he even suspected that he had heard it wrong, but the conductor just shook his head and pointed at Lu Mingfei and the others who had already entered and replied:

“There must be more than just the principal. There are many S-level ones. You just saw two of them.

“Are you coming in or not? You’re asking me to come in. If you don’t come in, I’ll close the door.”

Following the conductor into the platform, the black train sped along the rails, with dazzling silver-white lines like vines spreading from both sides to the body of the train, as gorgeous as a work of art.

Chu Zihang’s eyes lit up, but he found that Lu Mingfei beside him didn’t care at all, and was still muttering something about it being not as sturdy as the Rand Troop Transport and not even having an ion shield.

Next came the must-try NPC explanation session, in which Professor Manstein talked about the so-called Abraham Covenant and the general situation of the dragon race and hybrids behind this world, just like a novice grandfather.

It would be fine if he was just a young boy who knew nothing, but the problem was that before they came, Hogg had already analyzed the entire world thoroughly to them, and even worked out a plan on how to raise meat dragons in the future.

Only Finkel, who was standing by, applauded the professor’s explanation.

Hogg’s corruption is covert and will only distort the infected people’s values, but will not cause their personalities to change suddenly and become extremists like the Four Hawkers.

Seeing that no one was interested, the old professor decided to do a big job and took out a black password box from under the table.

When the box was opened, a red-skinned lizard soaked in formalin solvent appeared in front of everyone.

“How is it? Is it awesome? Is it powerful? Have you seen the ultimate beauty of this perfect creature?”

The scene the professor expected did not happen. Only Iris and Finkel were surprised, while the other three looked at him as if he were an idiot, which made him blush.

“This is a dragon! Most people can’t even see one if they want to. Look, his eyes are open. Oh no, that’s not right. Damn it, why are his eyes open?”

It happened in a flash. Just as Manstein exclaimed, a grenade launcher appeared in Lu Mingfei’s hand. Without any hesitation, the explosive bomb loaded with tritium explosive flew out, instantly turning the damn alien into pieces.

When the smoke cleared, Manstein wanted to die looking at the messy carriage and the corpses of the three generations that could not be saved.

But more horrifying things were yet to come. As if he had discovered something interesting, Hogg drove Jiude Mai to the front of the minced meat and pressed his hand into the pool of flesh and blood.

Dense tentacles of flesh and blood began to dance wildly, madly devouring the unique biological specimen in front of them. In just a moment, Hogg used the corpse of this local native to connect to the will of the planet and completed the mental link.

The star souls in this world are still very ignorant. They are not as good at speaking and singing as Catachan, but they still have instinctive consciousness. After discovering the invaders, they immediately started to fight back.

An invisible wave began to spread across the earth. Wherever it passed, violent crustal movements were detected by every country, and countless dragons dormant in various places began to rapidly activate.

Earthquakes, tsunamis, volcanic eruptions, a civilization restart can happen instantly in just half an hour.

Regarding the end of the world, some people were scared to death on the spot, while others decided to have a good time before dying, including a brother and sister who were traveling in Hawaii.

This situation cannot be resolved unless Hogg’s real body arrives, but the problem is that the more you resist, the more excited Hogg becomes.

The backpack that Finkel had just asked about was opened instantly, and a strange device with a planet-destroying bomb printed on it fell into the carriage. Stars were flickering in the tightly sealed crystal, and if you look closely, you can see small black dots floating in it and spinning rapidly.

When this thing appeared, although no one knew what the hell it was, the planet’s will still felt a death threat by instinct, as if it could destroy itself in an instant.

“Pretend to make me let you fly. Do you know what this is?”

No one answered Hogg’s question, but soon, Iris, who had been hiding in the corner with her head in her hands, suddenly spoke:

“Outsider, this place doesn’t belong to you!”

As soon as these words were spoken, Lu Mingfei, who had been watching from the sidelines, clenched his teeth and thought, it’s all over. The last star soul who asked this question was called Catachan, and now he has lost so much that even his pants have to be pawned, why don’t he run away quickly!

As expected, when the real owner appeared, Hogg reached out and grabbed him, and started to threaten and blackmail him:
“Idiot, I know you have no brains. This is a planet-destroying bomb. If I press it lightly, the entire earth will be blown to pieces. You still want to fight to the death with me? Do you have the qualifications?

Anyway, we have backed up our consciousness before we came here, and my body is just a projection. We can be resurrected again, but you will really die!
Open the door to free trade for me now. If you don’t obey, I have plenty of ways to deal with you.

You don’t want the consciousness you have worked so hard to develop over the years to be destroyed, do you? Ah! My dear little brother.”

Perhaps in order to prove that he is not a good person, Hogg does not even need to act. As long as he reveals a little bit of his true self, he is worse than a psychopath.

“Stop, we can talk.”

“Still want to negotiate? Who gave you the courage? Can’t you see that I’m robbing you?”

Hogg leaned on the planet-destroying bomb, patted Iris’s head, whose body was occupied by the planet’s will, and said:

“You only have two choices now, either die or let me in. As long as I take root in this world, you will benefit greatly!”

A fragment of memory was shot into Iris’ body by Hogg. Through this memory, the planet’s will saw the alien compatriot named Catachan. He was so healthy and strong. In contrast, itself was as weak as a fetus.

“See? Catachan was once even weaker than you, but after joining my Blackwatch, he has grown to what he is today in just ten thousand years. Look how great he is now!”

“But why is there a piece of Him broken?”

The will of the planet caught the blind spot and pointed to the huge rift in the memory that almost tore the entire planet apart and raised questions.

“Ah, actually, this is the testimony of my friendship with Catachan. When I was fighting the evil god, it was Him who risked His life to save me and took the fatal blow for me. In the moment of danger, I even entrusted my own offspring to Him!”

“But at what cost?”

“All of this! The scar on the back is a warrior’s shame, but this crack is glory!”

There will be no deception in the mind link, and the will of the planet can see that Hogg sincerely believes so, which means that he is not deceiving himself.

When the planet thought that its compatriot had developed to this state in just ten thousand years, its will instantly felt sour, and an emotion called envy began to grow.

To be honest, in the vast universe, worlds that can produce star souls are extremely rare. Even Hogg, a thousand-year-old monster, has only seen four so far, three of which are Catachan, Baal and Fenris.

The other worlds are either not qualified and have no life cycle to provide nourishment for them, or they have not yet evolved great life forms that can be called Star Soul Titans.

In the life scale of Star Soul, the will of the world in front of it is only equivalent to a fetus that has just opened its eyes. Simply put, it has a dull brain and is easier to deceive!

But the more this happened, the more the star soul feared death. On one hand, there was death, and on the other hand, there was kneeling down and being a dog. The star soul named Alaya instantly enlightened himself and decided to hold on to this rare thigh.

“father!”

“Hey, good boy, open the door and let me in!”

(End of this chapter)