Lu Piao: “That eagle… eagle…”

Lu Liang: “Eagle Altar!”

Lu Piao asked in bewilderment, “Where is that Eagle Altar?”

The other three people in the car were instantly stunned!

Gong Qing looked back in disbelief:

“Are you kidding me? Lu Piao, you don’t even know Eagle Altar!”

Lv Piao continued to remain confused:

“Although I usually stay at home, if I were to ask about famous cities in China, even if I can’t name them, I would still find their names familiar.

I have never heard of this Eagle Altar. It looks like a small place in a remote corner. Is there something wrong with it?”

Gong Qing, Lu Liang: “…”

Xia He sat upright in the driver’s seat, and switched to steering with his left hand. He turned his head and took off his sunglasses, revealing his bright eyes, which were full of surprise:

“Lv Piao, are you in the industry?”

The car was speeding along the open and spacious straight road, with endless fields on both sides of the road.

Lu Piao did not notice his friends’ surprise. He was leaning on the car door and admiring the scenery outside the car with great interest. It was his first time to ride in a convertible car and he thought that this kind of car would become boring after a long time. Could it be because he was driving with the wind?

“This is the highway… Considering how much we drank last night…”

Lu Piao was thinking for a moment, and suddenly realized a very serious problem. He turned his head sharply and looked at the female driver, and said in horror:

“Fuck! You drank so much last night, you’re driving under the influence!”

Lu Liang, who was standing next to him, was startled by Lu Piao’s sudden shout. After understanding Lu Piao’s concerns, he said speechlessly:

“Third brother, are you concerned about such trivial matters?”

Lu Piao asked in disbelief:

“Is driving under the influence a minor matter? Don’t strangers get confused after drinking and aren’t they afraid of getting into a car accident?”

Gong Qing turned around, leaned on the back of the seat and explained with a smile:

“Lü Piao, you are right, even an alien shouldn’t drive after drinking.

But with our means, even if Xia He stepped on the brake instead of the accelerator and crashed the car into the electric pole at full speed, the people in the car would be fine.

Anyway, this car belongs to Xia He, so we don’t have to feel bad even if it’s smashed to pieces, so what is there to worry about?”

Lu Piao was just about to say you guys are awesome, you are superhuman, you are not afraid of car accidents but I am!

But he immediately realized that he was still carrying a magic weapon with him. Let alone hitting a telephone pole, even if the thing under his butt was actually a car bomb leading to Allahhu Akbar, he would be safe.

Xia He: “Alright, do you really think I’m a road killer? The effects of the alcohol have long worn off. I’m sober now and I’ve never been in such a good state!”

Seeing that Xia He and the other two were fine, Lu Piao rubbed his head and said:

“People with cultivation are arrogant and don’t take drinking a lot of alcohol seriously. I still have a migraine now… Wait! Did you deliberately get me drunk yesterday?”

Gong Qing said frankly with that harmless baby face:

“Yeah, who told you to be so mysterious? I’m very curious, and when I see a secret, I can’t help but want to explore it.”

Lu Piao asked worriedly:

“Did I say something out of turn after drinking?”

Seeing that his third brother was glaring at him, Lu Liang smiled awkwardly and passed the buck:

“This game was set up by Gong Qing. Third brother, you are not at a disadvantage. Do you know how expensive the wine mixed by Yi Ren himself is?”

Xia He smiled and said, “Lü Piao, you are a good drinker!”

Gong Qing sighed regretfully:

“I suffered a huge loss this time. I spent all my savings and got nothing but a piece of nonsense!

After we got you drunk, we asked you about your secrets, but you just kept mumbling: “I am also a person who knows good and evil, right and wrong…” and then you lay back and fell asleep!”

Lu Piao breathed a sigh of relief. He had a lot of problems. If any of them were exposed, he would get into a lot of trouble. Alcohol was really not a good thing. He would never drink it again…

Then he complained unhappily:

“Speaking of which, what on earth are you guys up to? Can you please send me back? I have a package to receive.”

Lu Liang: “Sister Xia insisted on going on a spontaneous trip. Not only you, Third Brother, but even Gong Qing and I were forced to join.”

Gong Qing sat back, leaning back on the chair with his hands on his head, and said nonchalantly:

“Lü Piao, just give in to Xia He. With how willful this woman is, all resistance is in vain!”

Xia He stretched out her pink fist and hit Gong Qing on the head with a heavy hammer, then turned back again with a flattering face, took off her glasses to reveal a pair of big watery eyes, and pleaded in a delicate voice:

“Lv Piao, please help me, Qiuqiu, it’s just a trip with me, what’s the big deal!”

If a beautiful woman begs in a sweet voice, most men will be tempted, especially Xia He, who has a full talent for seduction.

The two little guys, Gong Qing and Lu Liang, were so weak that their bones were weak. They looked like pigs and drooled from their mouths.

But Lu Piao just didn’t like Xia He’s horny voice. The sound was so cute that it was like the piercing noise of fingernails scratching a blackboard that penetrated the brain membrane!

Lu Piao shuddered violently, shook off the goose bumps all over his body, and said with lingering fear:

“Xia He, can you please speak properly? If you do this again, I will vomit up all the alcohol I drank overnight!”

Xia He rolled her eyes, looked at the disgusting Lu Piao, then looked at the disgusting Gong Qing and Lu Liang. Why is there such a big difference in their conduct?

I never expected that even though I tried my best to act cute, men would actually dislike me!

Xia He smiled sweetly: “Lü Piao, it would be nice if you were a girl.”

Lu Piao: “What? Are you scolding me?”

Xia He found that she really couldn’t see through Lu Piao. Even if he was completely immune to charm, she was still a one-in-a-million beauty just by looking at her figure and appearance.

But Lu Piao didn’t show any sign of abnormality. He communicated with him in a completely equal and unpretentious manner.

For Xia He, this way of removing all disguises and expressing herself sincerely is extremely precious and makes her feel like spring breeze.

Xia He: “If you were a girl, then I would have a good friend.”

Chapter 165: Three Thousand Miles of Clouds and Moon

If the man still had ugly possessive feelings towards Xia He, the woman only had naked jealousy and hatred towards her, wishing to skin her alive.

Xia He’s life is surrounded by endless malice. Although most of this is due to her own ignorance, even if she becomes a stay-at-home girl, she still longs for true love and friendship.

Even if he gave up his cultivation and lived an ordinary life, and made a lover and friends he could trust, he would definitely still not be able to help but wonder, if it was the former enchantress Xia He, would this relationship still stand the test?

People’s emotional needs are innate. In addition to the heart-pounding love, they also need friendship that can bring peace to the soul.

Xia He said willfully:

“Lv Piao, from now on you are my best male friend!”

Lu Piao looked disgusted:

“Huh? What nonsense are you talking about? I’m not!”

Xia He said pitifully:

“I have no choice. Girls can’t help but want to scratch my face when they see me. I don’t have any female best friends, so I can only find a male best friend as the next best thing. Please help me, Lu Piao, it’s just making friends!”

Although he was very reluctant in his heart, he was only looking for friendship and not mating. Lu Piao could satisfy this request. More importantly…

Lu Piao moved his body, trying to stay as far away from Lu Liang and Gong Qing, who were becoming more and more unruly, but where could he hide in such a small car?

I had to agree hastily:

“Okay, okay, everything is easy to talk about. Xia He, you better stop using your magical powers. If you keep acting coquettish, these two will get horny!”

Ten minutes later, everything returned to normal.

After recovering, Gong Qing and Lu Liang angrily scolded Xia He for going too far!

Keep shouting: I will remain true to myself and never be a slave!

Now, Lu Piao knew that he was in the thief’s car and couldn’t get out, so he asked resignedly:

“Sister, what do you want to do?”

Without waiting for Xia He to reply, Lu Liang jumped out to answer:

“Sister Xia is going to meet her lover!”

Lu Piao suddenly realized:

“Oh, so you’re going to see Zhang Lingyu.”

Gong Qing said in amazement:

“Great, Lu Piao! Not many people in the world know that Xia He and Zhang Lingyu are in love.

After all, it is too dramatic for the leader of the righteous path, the high-ranking master of the Tianshi Mansion, to be together with the notorious witch, just like a melodramatic TV drama.

It took me a lot of effort to find out about this matter…”

After Gong Qing finished his sigh, he turned to Xia He and begged with a long sigh:

“Hey… I spent a lot of money to recruit you!”

Xia He ignored Gong Qing’s whining and asked Lu Piao while driving:

“Are you men particularly concerned about a girl’s face?”

Lu Piao was speechless and couldn’t help but complain:

“Oh my god! You really think of me as your best male friend. You actually ask me about this kind of thing?!”

Xia He asked tenderly:

“Just tell them what you are asked, tell them right away!”

Lu Piao was terrified and waved his hands repeatedly:

“If you have something to say, please talk to me nicely and stop being so naughty. Can you please consider the physical and mental health of the two children in the car and be more restrained?”