Ultraman: It turns out this is the easy mode.

Chapter 607 This is Evolution

Chapter 607 This is Evolution

Cui Ming knows his own body.

Although Cui Ming had no qualms about using his own genetic genes, after all, in this crisis-ridden universe, many things had to be reconsidered for the survival of the race.

But at the moment, it was really too much to do anything! Cui Ming didn’t even want to think about holding a no-obstruction meeting or reproducing offspring. The interstellar situation was turbulent and the star guides were suffering from an unprecedented crisis. In Cui Ming’s opinion, only when the dark forces that attempted to slaughter the star guides were completely eliminated, would he have the mind to consider other things.

According to the high-level information conveyed by the Earth Defense League EDF, since they have mastered the key intelligence of the time device, when the time is right, they will gather all their forces and rush directly to the enemy’s lair to catch them off guard. Cui Ming thought to himself, since everything must go according to the established plan and go through the difficult and dangerous process again, what substantial role can leaving his genes at this moment play? As expected, the reply from the EDF made Cui Ming speechless for a moment. “Isn’t this a preview for you? Relax, if you really decide to do this, the whole earth will help you raise your offspring.” The tone was as if this was a trivial matter that could not be easier. Cui Ming curled his lips and complained in his heart, “.” For Cui Ming, wasting energy on such meaningless things at this stage is simply stupid. It is better to seize every minute and every second to hunt down a few more cosmic people who endanger the safety of the earth. In Cui Ming’s cognition, every time an cosmic person is eliminated, the earth will have a little more security, which is something that can actually see results.

“Try it and see how it tastes.” Camilla said with anticipation as he handed a carefully prepared food to her.

“.” Carmilla frowned, her eyes full of suspicion. She stared at the steaming food in front of her in silence, feeling mixed emotions.

“I can eat in a dream?!” Carmilla murmured to herself in disbelief. After all, this scene didn’t seem strange at all. Everything seemed unreal.

“Do you think this is still a dream?” Camilla raised the corners of her mouth slightly, revealing a mysterious smile, and pointed her hand not far away.

Cui Ming was seen riding on a huge, blood-red alien creature (that’s what Cui Ming thought) with a nimble posture, like an angry beast, and his iron fists were raining down like crazy, with each blow carrying the momentum of destroying the world; and Amela on the side was also riding on the back of a strange blue creature, waving the knife in his hand with great force, and every time he swung the knife, he could hear the creature roar in pain.

“You TM! You TM! Why are you here again!!!! And you brought those two bastards I was looking for!!!” Cui Ming’s eyes were red, his face was full of anger, and he roared at the top of his voice.

He thought he had solved these troubles, but he didn’t expect them to appear in front of him again like a leech. This endless attitude made Cui Ming furious.

Seeing this, Carmilla turned her head to look at Camilla and asked softly, “Aren’t you going to help?”

“How can I help?” Camilla shrugged helplessly, with a bitter smile on her face. “To be honest, I am at a loss as to where to start in this situation. And you see, Cui is obviously extremely angry now. If I intervene rashly, it might cause trouble.”

“I won’t get involved in this mess, but tell me, what do you think of the food my husband cooks? Is it delicious?” Camilla changed the subject and brought the topic back to food, her eyes full of anticipation.

“.” Carmilla felt a nameless anger rising. She had tried her best to avoid talking about this topic, but Camilla seemed to be deliberately making trouble and mentioned it again and again.

Damn it! In her eyes, what on earth am I?! Carmilla was furious and annoyed, and she wanted to rush up and teach Carmilla a lesson.

Camilla seemed not to notice Carmilla’s murderous eyes, and was still immersed in her own world. That’s right! She thought to herself, I just want to see Carmilla’s rich expression changes, great!

Then the two started fighting.
at last.
“good to eat.”

Carmilla admitted that it was really delicious.
Damn it! But why is it so delicious?!
Damn, Camilla, is this guy eating so well? !
Why! I have to encounter such a thing! Why!!! (( ̄~ ̄) chew!)

Now Carmilla was about to cry.

After all, there is no harm without comparison!

Cui Ming can’t sleep well, and recently Porkera in the underground can’t sleep well either
Humans have nothing better to do so they develop hot springs.
Now I’m putting crazy pressure on it
After all, I was sleeping, and there was no sound of ding-dong-dong next to me.
And they are quite strong.

Porchera usually lives underground, so it can dig and move underground; when it is about to appear on the surface, red toxic smoke will erupt from the surface.

The two sharp horns on Porkera’s head have the function of radar, which can detect the movement of the ground from 1 meters underground. Porkera’s sharp nose is like a horn. In addition to being used for combat, it can also emit ultrasonic waves to detect the movement of surrounding objects. Porkera also has a sharp horn on each shoulder, which accumulates magma energy inside and is always in a white-hot state to maintain the monster’s activities. Porkera’s skin is harder than diamond, and it radiates high heat from its whole body, which can burn objects that touch it.

Even the heat-resistant ZAT uniforms can only guarantee that they will not be fatal, but cannot completely block the heat. Porkera has swallowed stones, and there are many colorful rocks in his stomach; his specific diet is unknown.

Porkera can spit out various gases from his mouth. In addition to the red poisonous smoke, there is also an explosive yellow gas that will cause a huge explosion when it touches an object.

Polkera’s hands are sharp scissors, which can easily cut huge rocks, and the sharp nose horns can easily penetrate rocks. After controlling Taro with both hands in close combat, he tried to stab with his nose horns. Polkera’s legs are strong and have amazing jumping ability. When necessary, he can directly avoid the light attacks of Ultra Warriors.

All in all, it’s a troublesome monster.

The problem is that he is not making any trouble at all, he is just sleeping.
At first, Porkera was in a peaceful sleep.

Deep underground, it was quiet and warm, a perfect place for it to live. In Porkera’s view, its body curled up into a ball, its scales undulating slightly, its breathing even and long, and it fell into a deep sleep. However, recently, a strange and annoying sound broke this tranquility. The sound of “ding-dong-dong” came from far above, like countless small hammers constantly knocking on its dreams, making it impossible for it to rest well. This noise was like fine needles, constantly piercing its mind, making Porkera feel that its brain was about to be deformed! Full of irritation but nowhere to vent, it could only curse this annoying sound in its heart.

It turned out that people on the surface were keen to develop hot springs, and the site was chosen by mistake right where Porchera slept. The drilling machine kept drilling underground, and the huge noise came down along the strata.

At first, although Porkera was disturbed by the noise, it was not cruel by nature and had no intention of making things difficult for humans. It just hoped that the annoying sound would disappear quickly so that it could return to its sweet dreams. It occasionally turned over and tried to block its ears with its body, but the noise was still everywhere.

However, human development did not stop because of Porkera’s silent endurance. During a drilling process, an operational error occurred. The drill bit of the drilling machine suddenly stabbed Porkera’s back without any warning. This sudden blow was like a kick in the back of a sleeping person. Porkera woke up instantly from his sleep, and then again! A sharp pain spread throughout his body. It was killed by a thousand years!!!

It couldn’t help but let out a low roar. It felt that it couldn’t bear it any longer, and anger instantly surged in its heart, and its eyes turned red because of anger.

Porkera couldn’t stand it any longer, so he decided to go to the surface and talk to the humans who made the noise and hurt him. He twisted his huge body, and his sturdy limbs quickly dug and moved underground, bringing up large pieces of soil with every movement. He swung his tail vigorously, making the cave behind him bigger. As he moved toward the surface, his anger grew stronger and stronger, and his speed increased. When he was about to reach the surface, red toxic smoke began to erupt from the surface, which was a signal that he was about to appear. The smoke was like the tentacles of a demon, constantly spreading upwards, and a pungent smell filled the air.

The humans on the ground panicked when they saw the strange smoke. Some stood there, at a loss; others began to run frantically, shouting for help. But before they could react, Porkera had already broken through the ground and appeared in front of everyone. Its huge body was like a hill, emitting blazing heat, and the air around it was twisted. The hard skin on its body flashed a chilling light in the sun, and each scale was like a shield, reflecting the dazzling sunlight.

The crowd cried out in surprise and everyone ran away. In the chaos, an unlucky human accidentally ran to the mouth of Porkera. Porkera was so angry that he didn’t notice the little thing at his mouth. He opened his mouth and instinctively swallowed the human.

But as soon as it swallowed the human, Porkera regretted it. It felt a blockage in its throat and felt extremely uncomfortable. It turned out that the human it swallowed was stuck in its throat, choking it. Porkera began to cough non-stop, and its body shook violently. Its throat made a “gurgling” sound, trying to spit out the thing stuck in its throat, but it couldn’t spit it out. Its eyes shed tears because of the discomfort, and its huge claws scratched the ground, bringing up pieces of dust.

Ouch! Damn! I choked!
Polkera struggled frantically in an instant, her throat seemed to be stuck and breathing became difficult.

The human being he swallowed was also extremely unlucky at this time. Although he was still alive, he couldn’t help but vomit in this extremely stuffy environment.

Imagine swallowing a bug and then vomiting it in your mouth. It would be disgusting. Who could stand it?

At this moment, Porkera’s eyes were red and she was about to cry. She shouted with grievance: “I just want to have a good sleep, why do you torture me like this, wuwuwu!”

On the other side, Cui Ming was eating leisurely. The originally pleasant time was disturbed by a nightmare. “Damn it, I can’t even sleep peacefully!” Cui Ming muttered. Although he was still energetic, he was furious when he thought of the damn golden guy in the dream. Every time he saw this guy, Cui Ming couldn’t help but worry about his small treasury, fearing that he would take it away.

Who can understand the weird temperament of Huangpizi? This guy has a pitifully low emotional intelligence and loves to get things for free, which is really a headache.

Cui Ming sighed helplessly, lying quietly on Lin’s legs, and said solemnly: “We must think of a way.”

Lin nodded slightly and agreed, “Indeed, I read the setting book, and these situations are really disgusting.” Cui Ming seemed to be thinking about something, and then said, “But that toad is quite interesting.”

The toads he mentioned were those guys with terrifying self-destructive power.

Cui Ming thought that if he could get a few toads like this and throw them in front of the aliens at the critical moment, those guys would surely be in big trouble and would have a good taste of his power.

Of course, this thing hurts the enemy by 1,000 but hurts itself by 800.
Blast it up everywhere!
The most important thing is that this thing lives in groups!
Polkera didn’t know that it would be in trouble later.

after all
It had done nothing wrong, so it would not kill him.

But we also need to save people.
So you need a special powerful chainsaw.

Thanks to Monster Grokain for his assistance.

Grokan’s hands are equipped with two powerful rotating electric saws. Through the concussion bones in his hands, the bones vibrate to start the saws in his hands. When they rotate at super speed, they will produce a loud volume equivalent to 100 electric saws started at the same time, with the power to split a building in two in an instant. In close combat, he used both hands to punch with powerful punches in a kick-boxing posture and knocked Jack down. Grokan’s elbows also have revolving saws, which can exert their power in close combat.

Most importantly, Grokain has circular saw-like weapons all over his body. The one in the middle of his abdomen is called the “Burying Saw”. He aims at the enemy and sprints, using it to cut the enemy’s body and take away their combat power.

Cui Ming got Grokan’s chainsaw!

When the time comes, I can use it and perform a perfect operation on it.

(End of this chapter)