Ultraman: It turns out this is the easy mode.

Chapter 372 I’ve made it clear, you’re not allowed to hit me!

Chapter 372 I’ve made it clear, you’re not allowed to hit me!

Christmas night ended with Cui Ming and Ultraman Father’s sled patrolling.

I don’t know if there will be any legends in the future.

After all, two Santas riding a sleigh or something
It sounds outrageous.

But for the Tucker team, it’s good that nothing happened.

And early the next morning, Namahagai took action.

It immediately revealed its figure and began to clamor around.

“Humanity!!!!”

As Mahagai roared, everyone around was stunned.

what’s the situation?
then
That Mahagai shouted directly: “Humans!!! Pay attention! I am not here to invade!”

In order to ensure that he would not be directly attacked by Cui Ming, Mahagai specifically stated that he was not an invader.

This meaning is already very obvious.

I have already explained my situation. I am not an intruder. You are not allowed to hit me directly!

Why.
There is nothing we can do about the Earth Monster being so humble.

After all, Baofeng-1 is Mother Earth’s favorite child.

Although Mother Earth has always hoped that Storm No. 1 would be fine, Storm No. 1 is like a mad dog. When an invader comes, it will go straight up and bite and won’t let go.

This makes us, who are also living beings on Earth, quite scared.

This thing is crazy.

“Ahem, I am the Mahagai!!! The Japanese legend!!! I am here to declare war on your Western sect!!!”

As Namahagai spoke, he summoned the Snow Beast Snowkiran!
Seeing the super beast appear, the people around immediately fell into panic, however.
“Don’t panic!!!”

That Mahagai shouted!
“Don’t panic!!! I’m here to deal with you! I’m not saying it wrong!!! I’m not here to deal with you ordinary people! I’m targeting the church! This is a religious war! Ultraman! Don’t get involved! This is something happening inside our Earth!”

While Mahagai was shouting and explaining the matter clearly, he looked at Cui Ming.

At this time, Cui Ming was looking at it with a grenade launcher with unlimited bullets.

“.”

Damn! It came so fast.
“Teacher, shall we do it?”

Busujima Saeko is itching to do something.

“Calm down, that Mahagai is not an enemy. Of course, if you feel like itching to do something, we can go to the next alien base later.”

“Good teacher.”

Although Busujima Saeko is bloodthirsty, she can control herself.

Mahagai felt relieved when he felt the murderous aura had disappeared.
so far so good
At least Storm One did not take direct action.

“Hey! Guys from the West! Come on! Send out your super beasts or monsters! Let’s practice! Whoever wins! Gets to spread the legend here!”

“.”*N
Everyone in the church was silent.

This would be fine if we had monsters or super monsters, but we don’t.
Just a bunch of priests who like little boys.

What do you want us to do?
“This gentleman.”

A priest looked at the Mahagai tremblingly. “We don’t have super beasts or monsters.”

“Then get out!!!”

Then Maha became awesome all of a sudden.

“I’m telling you! Storm One said he doesn’t care about what happens inside the Earth!”

“.”

You look like a weak person.
But for Namahagai at this time, he felt that it was stable.

“I’m telling you!!! I’ve made it clear to Storm One! We’re only targeting your church!”

Namahagai said this and looked towards Cui Ming.

At this time, Cui Mingzheng and Busujima Saeko were looking around to see if there were any intruders who were watching the fun.

“Mr. Storm One.”

The priest looked at Cui Ming at this time.

“Well, look at that.”

“I don’t care about what happens inside the Earth, especially when it comes to this kind of religious war. Don’t force me to say ‘Wulian Tianzun’ and then beat you up.”

“.”*N
Damn. This excuse is impeccable.
“Mr. Storm One, are you also a believer?”

“No, I once had a master who was a Taoist priest. He taught me many ways to treat diseases. However, we here mainly follow our heart. But if you want to compete with us, we don’t mind competing with you. After all, religious wars have always been like this.”

What Cui Ming said made the person on the other side feel a little uneasy.

broken
This is not a sectarian
That’s fucked.
At this time, some monsters hiding in the crowd were also surprised.

It turns out that this person is a Taoist?

“I was wondering why this person seems to dislike me.”

A beautiful woman whispered something. She was a prostitute among the Japanese monsters.

It is said that this person is the illegitimate daughter of a Japanese Buddhist abbot. In order to maintain his noble image, the abbot sold her to be a geisha. She played the zither very well and was very popular there. Later, a new boss came to the brothel and forced the prostitute to sell herself.

Unexpectedly, her business was so prosperous that it aroused the jealousy of her peers, so they plotted to kill Mao Changji. Mao Changji had no one to rely on all her life, was trapped in the quagmire of prostitution, and finally died unjustly, so naturally she was very resentful.

Then she transformed into an evil ghost and used her sex appeal to seduce men at the door of a brothel. After a night of love, the clients’ bodies would be covered with long hair, causing them to suffocate to death.

Mao Changji actually knew Cui Ming. She had heard some human sisters talk about Cui Ming.

I have seen it from afar, but I don’t know why, even just looking at it from a distance makes me feel my soul tremble.

Especially when I first met you
Cui Ming doesn’t talk much, but the terrifying evil spirit on his body makes these monsters stay away from him.
The needle girl next to her also nodded.

Back then, I wanted to seduce Storm One, but ended up being scared by the bloodiness in his body.

Needle Woman is a Japanese monster with soft and slender long hair as sharp as needles. She often appears in Sakuraoka in the town of Jobe and harms young men.

If you suddenly see a beautiful woman smiling at you on the side of the road in Uwajima, Ehime Prefecture, Shikoku, don’t be secretly happy that you are lucky today, because it is very likely that this beautiful woman will suddenly wrap her soft and slender long hair around you when you approach, and then you will find that the beautiful woman’s long hair is actually as sharp as needles, which will definitely prick you and make you cry out in pain.

One night, a young man went out of the village alone and met a beautiful woman. The woman showed a ferocious smile. The man felt scared but was still attracted by her beauty and smiled back. Unexpectedly, she rushed towards him with her long hair in disarray. The man ran home in one breath and closed the door tightly. The next morning, he found countless scratches on the door left by the hair ends.

So remember, if you are attacked by a needle girl, you must hide in a place with a wooden door, never hide behind a sliding door. If you meet a beautiful woman with a grim smile or a scary look on the road, you must not smile back, otherwise you will be entangled by this monster for the rest of your life. However, if you yell “I’m so annoying” at this time, it will disappear.

In short, many of these monsters that target men have actually been scared by Cui Ming to some extent.

(End of this chapter)