Uchiha, but Brahmin!
Chapter 266: Hundreds of Millions of People, None of Them Can Meet the Requirements
He actually didn’t know what was happening on Earth. After all, it was impossible for him to keep his eyes on the tiny Midgard all the time, staring at a group of weak mortals all the time, watching these mortals eat and drink. He was not so idle, nor was he so bored.
During this time, he just took a quick look and made sure that Thor was still alive and there were no major problems, and that was enough.
If he really knew everything, saw everything, and could accept all information, he would not be the simple gatekeeper of Asgard as he is now, but an omniscient and omnipotent supreme being.
“How did Thor become like this? He doesn’t look like the God of Thunder at all!”
Heimdall thought of Thor’s recent behavior and felt extremely confused and even speechless.
Playing cards, spinning tops, going crazy every day, shouting something like “my fate is in my own hands”, playing games, cursing, watching anime, watching TV shows, watching movies, reading novels, and running ten kilometers every day, doing a hundred push-ups, a hundred squats, and shouting every day why I’m not bald yet…
In short, the current Thor is completely different from the Thor of the past. He is completely immersed in the entertainment of the earth and looks nothing like the former Thor.
“God King, you may have miscalculated. I hope it’s not too late. I hope Thor is just giving up temporarily!”
Heimdall did not pay much attention to the changes on the earth. His main focus was still on Thor. In fact, every time he just took a look to make sure Thor was okay. As for the specific situation and why Thor became like this, he actually didn’t know much.
No, in fact, he thought he understood it. He happened to see Thor kneeling in front of Thor’s hammer that day with a look of distraught on his face.
He probably understood why Thor was like this. Emo was desperate and gave up on himself.
He has been completely immersed in the entertainment of earthlings and has become a otaku.
At least, that’s how Heimdall saw it.
He didn’t know that the special dimension that caused their God-King to be seriously injured and unconscious appeared and spread from Midgard. After all, it was like the emergence of nuclear fusion technology in a small rural area. What did it mean that the villagers shared nuclear fusion technology with you? How could such a thing be possible!
Moreover, although Midgard is nominally a part of their Asgard, this small rural area is not simple. It is guarded by a great wizard, and it is not easy for him to peek.
……
Right now, on Earth.
Thor is exercising, doing 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10-kilometer long-distance run every day. He will not turn on the air conditioner no matter how hot it is. This is the most popular and simplest way of practice on earth now, and it is also a proven and feasible exercise method.
After all, it is by relying on this method that Mr. Saitama has gained extremely powerful strength beyond imagination. What, you said this is something in the comics and there is no such person as Saitama in reality?
It’s not a proven exercise method at all?
Ha, what a joke, what evidence do you have to prove that using this method, I can’t get as strong as Mr. Saitama?
Is there any evidence? What? You can’t take comics seriously! Subspace and chakra are real. We are all human. Why do you think comics are fake? It’s so superficial and ridiculous!
It is precisely because of this that countless people have begun to use this method to exercise, and being bald is victory.
Unfortunately, although this exercise method seems simple, it is very difficult and almost impossible to complete for ordinary people. Although one hundred push-ups are not a small number, an ordinary person cannot complete it at all.
In particular, this is not a one-time thing, but requires persistence. If ordinary people do this kind of exercise every day, they are actually seeking death.
As for what you can’t do all at once, you have to adapt and slowly increase the intensity, from ten push-ups, slowly increasing to one hundred push-ups, one hundred squats, one hundred sit-ups, a ten-kilometer long-distance run, etc.
That doesn’t fit in with the setting. Saitama teacher did it for the first time and he persisted for a long time. There was no adaptation process at all. Even if his bones were broken and his muscles dissolved, he would persist.
This does require great perseverance and even a tough life. What, grouping?
Make ten new ones at a time and finish them slowly within a day?
Bullshit! This doesn’t fit the setting. I’m useless and don’t have the will to risk everything. How can I try to complete this training method by taking shortcuts like this? Dream on! How can I possibly gain the power of a contracted teacher like this!
Sensei Saitama does it all at once, without interruption. Even if he dies, even if his bones make creaking sounds, he will finish it in one go!
This is the setting. Things like slowly adapting, continuously increasing intensity, grouping, and even cultivation are all bullshit. They are not in line with the setting and are not the Saitama training method at all.
It is precisely because of this that within a short period of time, many people suffered from muscle dissolution and kidney failure and were sent to the hospital. After being popular for a while, this exercise method gradually lost its popularity.
Not everyone is from Saitama, and ordinary people can’t use this method at all. But, don’t ordinary people use it?
After all, Saitama is exercising, but he is just an ordinary person with a sub-healthy body, not a strong man.
It can be said that with such a small training method as Saitama and such a small earth, not many people can meet the conditions and continue to practice.
After sorting out by netizens, this exercise method must meet the following settings.
First, you must be an ordinary person who has not been trained.
Second, when exercising, you cannot stop at any one exercise method, divide into groups, or do adaptive training. You must complete all of them at once.
Second, the number cannot be less than one hundred. If it is one hundred, it must be one hundred. If it is ten kilometers, it must be ten kilometers.
Third, you can’t use the air conditioner and you must eat bananas for breakfast.
Fourth, you must persist, persist, persist madly, no matter if you have a cold or are sick, no matter if it is windy, rainy, or scorching hot outside, you must persist, rain or shine, day after day.
These conditions seem very simple, but in reality, no one can achieve them and they cannot be practiced at all!
“pity……”
After the exercise, Thor sighed. (End of this chapter)