Chapter 329: True transmission is a piece of paper, false transmission is ten thousand books
“How does this make.”

Xiang Yuan hurriedly took the tea handed to him by Laojun, with a look of being flattered, as if saying “I dare not refuse a gift from an elder”.

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He really had no other intention to stay, it was simply because he had stepped into too many traps and knew that the plot was not something he could avoid. The Taishang Laojun’s clear card showed up, indicating that the plot had already begun, and whether he went or stayed, he had already stepped into the trap.

In this case, you might as well stay and listen carefully, and be a wise man in the pit.

Being pushed into the pit was too passive. Xiang Yuan wanted to change his posture today and jump into the pit on his own initiative.

Xiang Yuan dared to pat his chest and guarantee that this was his true thought, nothing more, without any extra thoughts.

The tea was transformed by the Jade Emperor using his divine power, so as to prevent the old man from poisoning him. He just held the teacup but did not taste it.

Although with Laojun’s identity, he would definitely disdain such a small trick that is not worthy of being shown in public. His identity is there, but the famous and upright sects have repeatedly refreshed Xiang Yuan’s cognition. The Zhenwu Emperor is weak, helpless and pitiful, so it won’t be wrong to be on guard against him.

This was Xiang Yuan’s second meeting with Taishang Laojun. The first time was when the monkeys made trouble in Heaven. He was standing among the group of gods eating melons and gave him an evil smile when he passed by.

Anyway, in Xiang Yuan’s eyes, it was just a wicked smile, and he would not accept any rebuttal.

In order to complete the script for the havoc in heaven, the Emperor of Heaven reorganized the personnel department of heaven and created several important characters overnight, including but not limited to Taishang Laojun, Queen Mother of the West, and Western Buddha.

Xiang Yuan watched the three great masters closely at that time and came to the conclusion that the Queen Mother and the Buddha were substitutes created by the Emperor of Heaven to serve the plot of Journey to the West, and Taishang Laojun…

The situation is rather complicated.

Xiang Yuan couldn’t tell how complicated it was, but he felt that Laojun was definitely not just a puppet. As long as he was willing, he could escape from the control of the Emperor of Heaven at any time.

This is more terrifying!

“Little friend…”

“I don’t deserve to be called Laojun. I am Xiang Yuan, and I am also from the Taoist sect.”

Xiang Yuan was very humble. The Taishang Laojun in front of him was unfathomable. The other party could be polite, but he could not take it seriously.

Humility costs nothing, arrogance brings disaster, in front of a true senior, a sweet mouth will benefit everyone.

Taishang Laojun nodded and brushed his white beard, with a slight smile on his lips, obviously satisfied, and said slowly: “Speaking of which, there is a fate between you and me.”

“I am a foolish young man, please explain clearly, old man.”

“Little morals.”

“…”

What are these small moral values? Where are these small moral values? Are they the small moral values ​​outside Fengxian County?
Xiang Yuan’s eye twitched. He was possessed by Master Hard Drive in the Small Daode Temple and officially started his journey of cultivation. He thanked the owner of this place, the Lord of Daode.

If it is based on this little moral concept, he started the first step of cultivation under the nose of Laojun, which can indeed be called fate.

As expected, this is terrible… Ahem, the senior is not that simple. He is definitely not a puppet casually created by the Emperor of Heaven.

By the way, does the Emperor of Heaven know?

Xiang Yuan pondered, Master Jingyun knew that Laojun was an extraordinary person and warned him to stay away and not get too involved. The Emperor of Heaven should know about it and had no choice but to pretend that there was no such person.

Of course, there is another possibility. Laojun, like Jingyun, also bought shares in the world of gods.

A shabby makeshift team with so many shareholders will be finished sooner or later!

Xiang Yuan muttered to himself, frowning, as if he was seriously thinking about what the “little moral values” meant.

Taishang Laojun smiled slightly, said nothing more, took out a book from his sleeve and placed it in front of Xiang Yuan. On the book were the words “Tao Te Ching”, which made Xiang Yuan’s scalp numb.

His intuition told him that this was 100% a scheme, and that there would be serious consequences if he accepted it.

His intuition also told him that this thing was 100% authentic and that whoever received it would gain great magical powers.

Xiang Yuan thought for 0.25 seconds and took the Tao Te Ching with both hands. Today Xiang Yuan will gain great supernatural powers, and tomorrow Xiang Yuan will gain great cause and effect. This is a huge profit and there is absolutely no loss.

Seeing Xiang Yuan being so sensible, Taishang Laojun was even more satisfied. He put down the teacups, tables and chairs in his hands, stood up and walked towards the half-broken clay statue.

Wait a minute, say a few words before you leave!
If it doesn’t work, let’s write a poem and say nothing. How can I guess?
It was annoying enough that the riddler only answered half of the riddle, and it was even more annoying that Laojun said nothing. Xiang Yuan was completely confused, so he put away the Tao Te Ching and said, “Wait a minute, Laojun. I don’t understand what’s going on. I hope you can point me out.”

“My little friend has no fate, but the world is incomplete. No one can calculate every aspect perfectly. Everything changes, all the time. I teach you the great way in order to find out the omissions and fill in the gaps, and to normalize the possibilities of variables.” Laojun said bluntly.

“…”

It’s better not to say anything, now it’s even more confusing.

Xiang Yuan hated the riddlers very much, but they were all better fighters than each other, so he could not do anything to them. He could only retreat and ask, “I dare to ask you, Master, what do you mean by marriage just now?”

“Just saying it casually.”

“…”

“However, since you have chosen to stay, maybe this is true.”

The figure of Laojun stroking his beard merged into half of the clay statue, and his body faded and disappeared.

How ridiculous! Isn’t this just making fun of honest people?

Xiang Yuanwang was furious. It was okay to make fun of him, but he absolutely could not make fun of Master Jingyun. He talked nonsense like this, confusing right and wrong, as if Xiang Yuanwang was really a traitor to his master.

Xiang Yuan was so angry that he became dizzy and used his divine power to reshape Fahai’s clone.

He pointed at the dilapidated Taoist temple with an expressionless face and said to Fahai: “This Taoist temple of the senior master should not be disrespected. You are my clone, so you are the one who will repair this place. You must do every brick and tile by yourself, and you are not allowed to use your divine power.”

Fahai was a calm and composed person, and his brain circuits were not on the same level as the funny one. When he heard this, his face darkened: “Is it appropriate for me to practice Buddhism and contribute to the Dao sect?”

“Don’t worry about what you think, worry about what I think. Just do it when I tell you to. Why so much nonsense?”

Xiang Yuan’s figure faded and disappeared, leaving Fahai with empty hands. He rubbed the brick kiln by hand on the spot, starting from burning bricks, and gradually rebuilding his moral values.

—-

The world of gods, Kunlun Mountain.

Xiang Yuan was in a hurry to get on his way, so this time he did not go through the routine of Huo Huo Qingluan Fairy.

He ran straight to the top of the mountain and saw King Frieza’s back overlooking the sea of ​​clouds. He jumped over the big pit and knelt down behind the red crane and said, “Master, it’s bad. Disaster has come.”

“You’re so flustered, how can you be so disgraceful!” Jingyun said calmly.

You don’t know what happened, otherwise you would be more panicked than me!
Xiang Yuan muttered to himself, sweating profusely as he said, “Master, you told me not to get involved with the Supreme Lord Laojun in the Ninth Heaven. You were right. I really did meet Laojun.”

“What did he say to you?” Jingyun didn’t even turn his head, as if he had expected it.

“Uh……”

Xiang Yuan hesitated for a long time, and finally closed his eyes, recalling the scene in the dilapidated Taoist temple: “Master, I am not good at speaking, you can see it for yourself!”

Jingyun frowned slightly and looked over in confusion.

Laojun is worthy of being Laojun. When he opens his mouth, people’s eyes go dark. Jingyun’s expression froze and he couldn’t hold it back. He flew into a rage on the spot.

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(Profit)
Naturally, Xiang Yuan was delighted to get on the bungee jumping machine and jumped up and down with uniform acceleration.

Xiang Yuan repeated the cycle from top to bottom at an extremely fast speed, leaving a trail of afterimages in the air. It felt like if he went any faster, he would be able to catch up with himself.

Jingyun’s face was gloomy. He didn’t even look at him. He closed his murderous eyes. It was a long time before he returned to his usual calm expression.

boom!
The figure fell into the deep pit, causing the mountain top to shake slightly. The terrifying force released along the mountain, rippling the sea of ​​clouds and mountains, spreading in all directions, alarming the beasts in the mountains, and several white cranes fled in panic.

Among the group of white cranes, there was another blue phoenix flapping its wings, looking the most panicked.

It was the Fairy Qingluan. She was opening up a spiritual field on the cliff, thinking that the Great Emperor Zhenwu was coming to attack.

Not to mention, she guessed right, it was indeed the Great Emperor Zhenwu who took it down.

“Pfft, pfft, pfft—”

Xiang Yuan spat out the mud in his mouth and climbed out of the pit tremblingly, with a look of grievance on his pretty face.

I didn’t dare to say anything and thought to myself, Master, what Taishang Laojun said has nothing to do with me, your honest disciple. You have implicated innocent people and have caused harm to others.

Jingyun could see what Xiang Yuan was thinking, and said coldly: “I once said that if you have any evil thoughts again, I will make sure you die without a burial place.”

“Master, if I had any impure thoughts, I wouldn’t have rushed over to see you.”

Xiang Yuan said bitterly, “Also, the reason why I stayed at that time was not because I had any rebellious intentions. It was just that Lao Jun was talking nonsense. I wanted to see how he would make it up, so I could tell Master in advance and cut off this possibility.”

What he said made sense, but Jingyun didn’t believe it. As I said before, if Xiang Yuan had no thoughts, how could he have seen her in the illusion?

Jingyun closed his eyes and pondered, considering the possibility of changing his apprentice. After a moment, he opened his eyes and asked, “Where is the Tao Te Ching that Laojun gave you?”

“At this.”

Xiang Yuan took out the Tao Te Ching, placed it on the table, picked up the phoenix feather fan to blow the wind, and said obediently: “Master, I know this book is a calculation, so I have never read it. The moment I got it, I wanted to present it to you.”

“It’s too late. Once you get this book, the opportunity will be yours.”

Jingyun had a blank expression on his face. He opened the book and found it was all blank. He shook his head slightly and said, “The world is incomplete. It is beyond human power. It’s not easy for him to pick up something ready-made.” “Master, what does Laojun mean by this?” Xiang Yuan had a lot of questions in his mind. He endured for a long time, but finally asked.

“You are becoming more and more involved…”

Jingyun didn’t want to pay attention and pointed to the Tao Te Ching in front of him: “With words or without words?”

“Have.”

Looking into the distance, the opening words are “The Tao that can be told is not the eternal Tao; the name that can be named is not the eternal name.” At first glance, it seems very confusing, and it is really very confusing.

“If you encounter any disaster in the future, I will not be able to save you. Just wish yourself the best!”

This disciple is useless. Jingyun is getting more and more annoyed, but Laojun has stepped up, so she has to follow. She raises her hand and sends Xiang Yuan out of Kunlun Mountain.

Don’t come here if you have nothing to do, and don’t come here even if you have something to do!

—-

Baohua community.

Yishui City, Xu Mansion.

The courtyard was deserted and silent. A breeze blew through the treetops, and mottled light and shadows filtered through the leaves, casting two beautiful shadows, one white and one blue.

The white clothes are as cool as the moon, the green clothes are as agile as the wind, they are simple, quiet and graceful, and each one is worthy of a painting.

Sitting in the pavilion at the far end, with the drawing paper spread out in front of him, the tip of the brush moved, the ink was thick and thin, and the two beauties in the painting gradually became clear. As the brush strokes fell, they complemented each other, bright and charming, with a subtle charm that seemed to be filled with a subtle fragrance.

When the painting was finished, Xiang Yuan wrote on a certain day and month of a certain year, and painted his fairy wife on paper in his house, hiding their love in his heart.

Feeling good about myself, I invited my two wives to watch it together.

Buddhist Bai Yue came over, combed her hair and made up like a lady. When she saw the woman in white in the painting who was as bright as the moon, she was overjoyed.

Bai Yue has always been unrestrainedly tolerant of Xiang Yuan, always following his will and obeying him. His deep love for Xiang Yuan is beyond words. Due to his white clothes, he never takes the initiative to talk, and only dares to express his true feelings by relying on Bai Suzhen’s identity.

She put on her wedding dress and went through the entire process of worshipping heaven and earth.

I wouldn’t say that he was too immersed in the play, but he definitely took advantage of the topic.

If there is anything wrong, it is that “Xu Xian” had bad intentions and temporarily modified the script to marry Xiaoqing as well.

Xiang Yuan’s explanation for this was simple. After all, it was just a clone and would not involve a murder case. It would be better to follow Ji Muqing’s wishes and let her participate. Otherwise, watching from the sidelines all the time would be like torture. She would turn evil at noon, not morning or evening.

In short, it was all the trouble caused by Bai Yue Jushi. He asked someone for help but couldn’t think of a better way.

Stop complaining, your boss is working hard too!

This answer also worked for Ji Mucheng.

Mr. Bai Yue thought that the addition of a green robe in the painting was too eyesore. Ji Mucheng thought so too and said with confidence that since the master had withdrawn, he should not have suddenly turned back, which gave the master the opportunity to have wild thoughts and would cause endless troubles.

On the day of the wedding, Ji Mucheng sent a message to Xiang Yuan, asking what Bai Yue was thinking. Xiang Yuan made up an answer on the spot that he wanted to let go but couldn’t do it, so he used Bai Suzhen’s body to fulfill his obsession.

There was some truth to that. Ji Mucheng secretly thought that his master had a hard life too, so he complained occasionally and then said no more.

But my sister’s call became more and more fluent and calm.

It’s just acting, don’t take it seriously! x3
Xiang Yuan deceived two others, and the two women deceived themselves. The three of them got along harmoniously, like a pair of lotus flowers, the envy of others.

After finishing the painting, Xiang Yuan put away the masterpiece and ignored the two women’s eager looks. He thought about taking it to the Purple Bamboo Forest some other day and hanging the calligraphy in the Wensi Hall so that it could be seen as soon as the door was entered.

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He took out the Tao Te Ching and began to read it.

He raised his hand, embraced Ji Mucheng’s slender waist, brought her into his arms, and lowered his head to gently touch the corner of her mouth.

Next to him, Bai Yue was making tea. Seeing this, he said nothing. If it was Xiang Yuan and Ji Mucheng, this would indeed be inappropriate, but now it was Xu Xian and Xiaoqing, so it was reasonable and there was nothing wrong with it.

Xiang Yuan took the tea handed to him by Bai Yue, held Roudi’s hand, and asked for a bowl of water to even it out.

Ms. Bai Yue refused, and pulled her hand away. As Bai Suzhen, she gave her husband a cold look.

Not in broad daylight, wait until the lights are turned off at night.

“Sir, this copy of Tao Te Ching is completely blank, without a single word. Why do you have to look through it every day?” Ji Muqing asked curiously.

“True transmission is a piece of paper, false transmission is ten thousand books…”

Xiang Yuan said in an unfathomable way: “It’s not that there are no words, but there is no fate. Look at this sentence, Tao is the beginning of heaven and earth, the mother of all things, with yin and yang as opposition and unity…”

“There is also this sentence. Before the creation of heaven and earth, there was a chaotic object in the universe. It was quiet and silent, vast and boundless, without support and yet eternal. This thing has no name, it is the Tao.”

“The word Tao is too broad, and even the Tao Te Ching cannot explain it clearly. Moreover, calling it ‘Tao’ is just a stopgap measure. It is not Tao, but only ‘Tao’ can be close to the meaning.”

Xiang Yuan said with great joy: “The Tao exists between heaven and earth, and is everywhere. People who practice Taoism should follow the will of heaven. The essence of Taoism is to follow the laws of nature and return to the original simplicity…”

“Destiny is just a shell. Destiny is not important. Tao is important!”

Ji Mucheng seemed to understand, but she saw that her husband must be thirsty after talking so much, so she took a sip of tea and passed it over.

Xiang Yuan used to be dismissive and sneered when he heard people say that imported goods are good. Later, he realized that it was true that imported goods are indeed good and that self-reliance is difficult to achieve.

“Gudu!”

Xiang Yuan exclaimed that the tea was good. It was soft in the mouth, passed through the throat, and left a lingering fragrance on the lips and teeth, with an endless aftertaste. He did not want to enjoy it alone, so out of the principle of reciprocity, he asked Ji Mucheng to take a sip.

No, it was Xu Xian who bit Xiaoqing back.

I can hardly tell the difference.

After paying it back, he saw Bai Suzhen turning her head to look aside, feeling somewhat jealous, so he held her in his arms and took a share of the spoils.

Apart from anything else, the tactics of keeping balance have become more and more proficient.

“Oh, by the way, my two wives, you may not know that this morning when I was out for a walk, I met a monk who called himself Fahai. The old man insisted that there was a demon in the Xu Mansion and that there must be a thousand-year-old snake spirit in my house, one white and one green, humming like a song.”

Xiang Yuan winked at the two women and said, “I understand what the old monk meant. He said that I married two snake demons, and demons and humans should not have worldly feelings. If I persist in my delusion, I will be in great trouble.”

So fast? x2
The two girls’ hearts trembled. They calculated the time and suspected that the director had changed the script again and cut down a lot of necessary daily scenes.

Mr. Bai Yue secretly cursed his sin. He had agreed not to get involved in the play, but in the end he couldn’t get out of it. With such impure thoughts, he didn’t know how much merit he would lose.

She said, “Sir, the evil monk is talking nonsense. What do you say about him?”

“Why ask? I am willing to indulge in beauty!”

Xiang Yuan spoke with confidence and it didn’t seem like he was acting.

Ji Muqing frowned, also with a woman’s hairstyle, and raised her eyes and said, “Sir, the evil monk is coming with great force, he will definitely not give up, is there any possibility, you go to the Taoist temple of Zhenwu Emperor to burn incense and ask a great supernatural power to suppress the evil monk to prevent future troubles.”

“Ah this…”

Xiang Yuan’s eyes widened. The Legend of White Snake could be performed this way. Why didn’t I think of it?
As expected of you, you are the one who is most immersed in the role. Come on, let your uncle see what your little head is like.

Xiang Yuan blinked, and was quite moved by Ji Mucheng’s proposal. He turned to look at Bai Yue and asked her what she thought.

Ms. Bai Yue was speechless for a while, having tasted the sweetness of the love between husband and wife. If possible, she also wanted to borrow Bai Suzhen’s identity to stay with Xiang Yuan forever. However, this matter was instructed by Master Jingyun after all, and it had been delayed for too long, and it would be difficult to explain to Master Jingyun.

Bai Yue Jushi sighed and said, “Sir, you just need to give me the rules for this matter. You don’t need to ask me and my sister.”

This is a classic tactic of passing the buck, and Master Baiyue is best at it.

The question came back to Xiang Yuan, who gritted his teeth and said, “Forget it, sir, I will deal with the stinky monk for another month. With my eloquence, there should be no problem.”

How come it’s only been a month? x2
“Also, let’s go to the temple tomorrow to burn incense and ask Guanyin, the Goddess of Childbirth, why there has been no movement in the bellies of our two virtuous wives. Logically, there should be some improvement.” Xiang Yuan wondered.

“…” x2
Ji Mucheng looked resentful when he heard this. He believed his master’s lies and came to Baohua World as a clone, but there was no way he could make any progress.

Mr. Bai Yue was speechless. He said he didn’t need to burn incense tomorrow. Today, Bodhisattva Guanyin spoke frankly and said that there would be no improvement, so he should stop imagining things.

“Of course, it is not ruled out that I, the sir, go to bed early and get up early every day, leaving my two virtuous wives idle…”

Xiang Yuan blamed himself for saying something he shouldn’t have said. He corrected his mistakes and went to the backyard with the two ladies. Time was running out, so he quickly did some research to see if he could really create a Xu Shilin.

It’s already the Legend of the White Snake, it would be unreasonable if the whole bathhouse wasn’t filled with liquid nitrogen.

On the other side, deep in the mountains and forests.

Fahai added bricks and tiles to repair the moral values. At this time, the project was at the final stage and he was lying on the ground laying the tiles.

A waterproof layer was also applied.

“Calculating the time, it’s time to shave Xu Xian’s head!”

Fahai’s expression became stern, and he considered shaving the actor who played Xu Xian as well.

He was thinking about the possibilities very seriously, and it didn’t seem like he was acting.

(End of this chapter)