This is not how immortals cultivate
Chapter 326 No way, is this all you can do?
Chapter 326 No way, is this all you can do?
The world without life.
Xiangyuan Fudi is also a place where he must go to recuperate. With his outstanding personal charm, he rented an elegant courtyard in the mountains outside the city.
In the small room on the second floor, he took out a clean mattress and quilt, and placed the exhausted Xiao Lingyue and Chan’er side by side. Then he said, “Ah, I have no strength left.” He took off his shoes and lay between the two women, and before hugging them, he did not forget to cover them with the quilt.
After all, you are exhausted, and it is most likely to catch a cold or typhoid at this time, so you must not be careless.
It was hard to say whether Xiang Yuan had run out of strength, but Xiao Lingyue and Chan’er were really tired. They closed their eyes and fell into a deep sleep soon after.
That night, the moon was not bright and the stars were even sparser.
The sky and earth of the unliving world are gray and filled with turbid air, making it difficult to see the bright moon. Not to mention at night, even in broad daylight, even if there are no clouds in the sky, there is an indelible gloomy hue between the sky and the earth.
Inside the house, Xiao Lingyue lay on Xiang Yuan’s chest, biting her own teeth marks. With the help of the blood medicine, her tired soul became much more energetic and not as tired as at the beginning.
Xiang Yuan whispered something to Xiao Lingyue while biting her ear, extracting key words, probably “there is another elixir”, “Zhan’er hasn’t woken up yet”, “speak softly”, “I can’t hear you”.
Xiao Lingyue decisively shook her head to refuse. She was the elder sister, and the eldest wife must act with dignity. She gave Xiang Yuan a look with ill intentions, crawled out of the bed like a thief, and sat on the chair by the window.
Zener murmured something, as if in a dream, hugged her husband beside her, and tilted her head to nod.
He had a terrible sleeping posture. After a while, he fell on Xiang Yuan, with the quilt rolled up to cover his little head.
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Xiao Lingyue:∑(_;)
She knew that the witch was extremely bold and had no scruples in front of her, but this was too much. Did she really treat her like air?
Seeing the quilt rising and falling and the crickets crawling up for unknown reasons, Xiao Lingyue could no longer bear it, and stood up with a cold face and walked towards the bed.
As soon as I reached the bed, there was no movement under the quilt.
Xiao Lingyue lifted the quilt and was about to scold the witch, when she saw Chaner, slightly drunk, drowsy, with fragrance on his temples and a faint orchid-like breath.
“…”
No, really, is this all you have?
Xiao Lingyue was stunned and felt terrible. Seeing Chaner looking at her smugly, she covered him with the quilt again out of sympathy.
I see you don’t understand anything!
Xiao Lingyue raised her hands to cover her face, thinking that she was too immature. Her sister was as graceful as a willow and there was no need to argue. The other party would become confused while she was walking.
How to say it, so pitiful!
The corners of Xiao Lingyue’s mouth twitched, her mind was extremely complicated, and she suddenly wanted to laugh.
“Ma’am, what are you laughing at?”
Xiang Yuan’s grief-stricken voice came to my ears: “See? I was just like that last time. I didn’t have any strength at all, and Chaner succeeded.”
shameless!
“Also, let me be fair. Chan’er humiliated your husband so much, don’t you want to retaliate and humiliate her husband severely?” Xiang Yuan said in unison.
Dog men and women!
Xiang Yuan’s abacus beads crashed onto Xiao Lingyue’s face, who rolled her eyes speechlessly, patted the quilt and said, “Sister, take good care of your injuries. I’ll go downstairs to practice swordplay. Go slowly, no one will rush you.”
Having said that, he walked away briskly before anyone could laugh.
The door closed, Chan’er poked her head out of the bed, bit her finger and said, “My husband, what does this slave mean? She is so kind.”
Is there a possibility that she is pitying you?
Xiang Yuan pinched Chaner’s face and wanted to say, you have completely lost the face of the witch senior.
Also, if you catch Xiao Lingyue insulting your husband one day, don’t go in, otherwise you will receive tons of blows and your self-confidence will be destroyed.
After an incense stick of time, Xiang Yuan walked down the small building and saw Xiao Lingyue dancing with a sword in the courtyard. He nodded to Senior Jiang who was standing guard and took out the jade disk to inject Yin Qi into him.
Senior Zombie is good in every way and has not been eliminated after several versions. The only problem is that the negative energy in its zombie body can be easily destroyed. This weakness is really frustrating.
“Forget it, it’s useless, who made me nostalgic!”
Xiang Yuan muttered to himself as he walked towards Xiao Lingyue who was practicing swordplay. Seeing that Xiao Lingyue had no intention of stopping swordplay, he took out the Crazy Beauty Sword, swung his sword in a circle, and blocked Xiao Lingyue’s sword.
“Madam, you are so elegant. I will dance with you with swords.”
“…”
Xiao Lingyue snorted coldly, and the sword flashed like a fish, piercing straight into Yuan’s eyebrows.
Full of resentment!
The two men were fighting with swords, one without any sword momentum, the other without any true energy, it was purely a sword fight.
Xiao Lingyue was the son of a famous master and had learned swordsmanship since childhood. Xiang Yuan changed his profession later in life and was only good at swordsmanship, so he was definitely no match for Xiao Lingyue. Therefore, he added a little bit of his natural supernatural power and within a stick of incense, he killed Xiao Lingyue so hard that her wrist was numb and she was unable to lift the sword.
Xiao Lingyue bit her lower lip and stared at Xiang Yuan. Although she didn’t say anything, her meaning was conveyed.
Stand there and let me strike you with the sword!
“Who is the Madam angry with? Is it Zener?”
Xiang Yuan put away his sword and stepped forward, holding Xiao Lingyue’s shoulders, and said in a loud voice: “Although the witch is annoying, it’s just like that. Evil people will be punished by evil people. Don’t be angry, I will go and deal with her!”
Haven’t you already dealt with her?
Xiao Lingyue almost blurted out, thinking of what had just happened, she felt angry and amused at the same time. She glanced at the second floor and whispered, “My sister… has always been like this?”
“hold head high.”
Tsk, that’s too weak.
Xiao Lingyue pushed away the hand on her shoulder and danced with the sword again. Xiang Yuan saw her sulking alone, and he tilted his head, then he suddenly realized what had happened.
Xiao Lingyue is the elder sister, she won’t be as insistent as Chan’er, she has to be the one to take the initiative before she can insist.
Thinking of this, he stepped forward, snatched the sword from Xiao Lingyue’s hand, raised his hand and carried the person on his shoulder, and ran straight towards the small building.
Xiao Lingyue was confused, but she quickly reacted and struggled hard to escape.
Born with supernatural powers, she couldn’t escape at all.
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Qianyuan Realm.
Southern Xinjiang, Xiaodongtian.
In the pavilion by the waterfall, Chan’er assumed the posture of a hostess, snuggled in Xiang Yuan’s arms, asked six concubines to dance, and invited Xiao Lingyue, a guest who had come from afar, to watch together.
Before letting him go, Xiao Lingyue would not be furious, but she certainly could not stand this humiliation and would get back at him with her sarcastic remarks that she was good at.
Not today. He looked at Zener with a faint smile, raised his teacup and gave him a sympathetic look.
“Sister, you have gained a lot from this trip. You are going to return to the mountain gate for retreat. I hope that when we meet next time, you will have reached the Tongyou stage.” Xiao Lingyue took a sip of Qingming tea and did not give Chan’er too much time to pester her. She generously left her husband behind and left alone.
“???”
Chaner’s little head was filled with big question marks. He looked at Xiao Lingyue in disbelief as she left without saying anything.
Without Xiao Lingyue, she was too lazy to let the six girls of Jinse give benefits to Xiang Yuan, so she just put it away and asked puzzledly: “My husband, what happened to this slave? She suddenly became a different person. Does she not love you anymore?”
No, it was because she won. This is called the confidence of the strong.
Xiang Yuan patted Chaner’s head. On that day in the World of No Life, he wanted to bring Xiao Lingyue to Chaner’s room, but the latter tried his best to resist, so they went to the next room.
Zener fell asleep contentedly, having taken the elixir to recuperate his exhausted soul, so he had no idea what had happened.
The truth was too cruel, so Xiang Yuan would not hit her hard here. He would do it another day, next time. He made up a white lie and said, “Ling Yue meant that she was going to go back to retreat and strive to reach the Grandmaster level of Tongyou Stage. If you are still in Huashen Stage when we meet next time, your husband will be hers.”
Zener snorted coldly: “Husband, that’s not what she meant!”
I know, but that doesn’t stop me from writing it.
Xiang Yuan cleared his throat and said, “Not only that, you have to call her sister!”
As soon as he finished speaking, Chan’er immediately stood up and went to the Huangquan Dao Saint Maiden Hall to practice. Before leaving, he kissed Xiang Yuan lightly on the corner of his mouth, warning him not to look for the man named Xiao.
“Roll it up, roll it up, roll it up a bit!”
Xiang Yuan saw nothing around him, so he walked out of the small cave like an old man living in an empty nest, buried Senior Zhuang in the soil, took out the Yama Gate and walked in.
He wanted to consult professionals on some issues concerning the Taixu Realm.
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The world of gods.
Xuanwu Tongchu Mansion.
When the secretary Bai Ze saw Xiang Yuan, he was shocked and said, “Your Majesty, you are finally back. I thought you had forgotten this place.”
Xiang Yuan hadn’t been to Xuanwu Tongchu Mansion for a while. Listening to Bai Ze’s sarcastic tone, he curled his lips and said, “Even justice can be late, let alone work… By the way, this sentence only applies to me, so don’t be late.”
As he said this, he sat down on the boss chair and said, “Tell me, have there been any major personnel changes in the Heavenly God Realm recently?”
Although Bai Ze was a little sarcastic, Xiang Yuan was not angry. As a chosen worker, Bai Ze, as the chief housekeeper, was busy and hardworking. Xuanwu Tongchu Mansion could do without Zhenwu Emperor, but it could also do without her.
Without Bai Ze, this makeshift troupe wouldn’t be able to function.
Another thing is that when a sage appears, the White Lake will appear.
Looking back to the past, when the Great Emperor Zhenwu visited the Blue Star Realm in disguise, Bai Ze begged for mercy and knelt at his feet, and even took the initiative to help him complete the task, which all showed that he was a saint.
This is an auspicious sign!
As soon as Xiang Yuan sat down, Bai Ze sat back with his whip, showing a white document wrapped in a black border while telling him about the recent changes in the world of gods.
Looking at Bai Ze who was not polite at all, Xiang Yuan was stunned for a moment before he remembered that the office of Zhenwu Emperor had always been like this.
I haven’t been here for a while and I really forgot about it.
He patted his head, feeling something was wrong, and patted his butt instead: “Stop for a moment, I remember I have a secretary, call her over, and you two can report your work together.”
“…” The camera turned, and two secretaries, one black and one white, appeared on the desk of Zhenwu Emperor.
Seeing that Guan Yan did whatever he did, Bai Ze gritted his teeth and glared at him fiercely.
Don’t think I don’t know that you just want to climb up the pole!
One thinks too much, the other thinks too little. Xiang Yuan secretly thought that this couple was really interesting. He watched them having fun while listening to the work reports of the two secretaries.
Generally speaking, there haven’t been many changes in the Heavenly God Realm recently, but the shameless Emperor of Heaven has issued a series of decrees, asking a group of immortals and gods to come down to the mortal world to improve their performance, either in the three realms of the human world or in the lower realm connected to the Heavenly God Realm.
Everyone has a script, and they show their prowess in front of people to increase the popularity of immortals and gods in the world.
This was Bai Ze’s original words. Xiang Yuan didn’t think so. The powers of the gods in the heavenly world were all bound to their positions. Not only could they not cultivate themselves, but their strength had nothing to do with their legendary status. Even if they were unknown and had no incense power, it would not affect their ability to exert their own powers.
Therefore, the incense and the like are just excuses used by the Emperor of Heaven to deceive people. The truth is…
Xiang Yuan didn’t understand the truth for the time being, so he stood up and rode the cloud, heading straight for Kunlun Mountain.
Seeing that they were about to reach the top of the mountain, they quickly descended the auspicious clouds and turned back to head straight for the medicinal field.
As I said, I haven’t been here for a long time and almost forgot about Fairy Qingluan’s mount.
The fairy worked diligently and conscientiously to take care of the medicine field. She never complained or felt tired. If he, the Great Emperor Zhenwu, did not use up all the elixirs in front of the fairy, what would be the difference between him and the devil!
Must be in person.
After a moment, Xiang Yuan walked away with a hearty laugh, leaving Fairy Qingluan in tears with her head in her hands.
The crying was very loud.
Only after Xiang Yuan walked away did she stand up, wipe away the tears from the corners of her eyes, pick up the bucket on the ground, and ride the cloud to another magical herb field in the back mountain.
“whee.”
Fairy Qingluan showed a proud look on her face. Xiang Yuan was Jingyun’s disciple and she was Jingyun’s mount. Rounding it off, Xiang Yuan was half her master. Even though there was a huge gap in strength, she could not defeat him at all, so she had no way to stop him from being bullied.
If I can’t afford to offend you, I can at least hide from you!
Fairy Qingluan looked at the thriving spiritual field in front of her, took care of it with great joy, then turned around and left with the bucket of water.
When he turned around, he saw Emperor Zhenwu in black robe in front of him, with a stiff smile and a pale face.
“Hehe, why aren’t you laughing anymore?”
Xiang Yuan grinned, raised his hand and pressed Fairy Qingluan’s little head, rubbing it hard a few times: “Not bad, your mind has improved, and you have learned to give me a surprise. You have been taking care of this spiritual field for a long time, right?”
Fairy Qingluan: (╥﹏╥)
“Jiejiejiejie————”
……
As arrogant as Xiang Yuan is in front of Fairy Qingluan, he is as obedient in front of Jingyun.
He pressed down the cloud head a hundred meters in advance, kept his head down and looked pleasant all the way, and bypassed the big hole he had created. He first performed the disciple salute to Jingyun’s back, and then walked forward obediently, took the phoenix feather fan on the table, adjusted the wind speed to the third gear, and blew the blank pages of the book in Jingyun’s hand rustling.
The more you respect your teachers, the stronger the wind will be.
Jingyun put down the Kunlun Book in his hand and said calmly: “What are you doing here today?”
“Master, what you said is true. I am here only to show my filial piety to you. No matter there is anything wrong or not, this is my duty.” Xiang Yuan looked honest and simple.
If the big hole behind him had not been filled, Jingyun would have believed his lies, and said in a calm tone: “Since you are so filial, don’t talk later, just keep fanning yourself.”
“It’s boring just to fan yourself. I will chat with you to relieve your fatigue.”
Because it was King Frieza, who had several transformations hidden, and Mother of the Lishan Mountains was far from his limit, Xiang Yuan did not hide anything, and came forward and whispered: “Master, I recently encountered a new world. This world is called Taixu, and there is another heaven…”
“No one can hear you!” Jingyun interrupted directly.
The implication is, stay away and don’t get so close.
“As expected of you, your magical powers are really amazing.”
Xiang Yuan has always been convinced by Master Jingyun, and now he is even more convinced: “In addition to the Heavenly Palace, there are also two worlds connected to it, the Blood Sea and the Demon Realm. They are all looking for something called the ‘Relics of the Reincarnation’. Master, do you know this thing?”
Jingyun did not answer, remaining unfathomable, giving Xiangyuan the silhouette of a riddler.
It’s really troublesome, just say no!
Xiang Yuan knew Jingyun could hear him, so he complained in his heart. Seeing that she remained silent, he continued, “Master, what does the person of reincarnation mean? I have a vague feeling that this matter has a great relationship with the Three Thousand Worlds.”
Xiang Yuan talked for a long time, but Jingyun said nothing. In anger, he recalled the scenes in the illusion in his mind and happily jumped off the bungee jumping machine on the spot. After nine cycles, he was buried in a human-shaped pit, and the pit was deepened by three points again.
Xiang Yuan made a few “Puh” noises and climbed out of the pit, looking very smug, making it clear that he had done it on purpose.
I can’t make you speak, Master, but it doesn’t matter, I can make you angry!
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Seeing Jingyun closed his eyes and said nothing, Xiang Yuande was in great victory and took advantage of the situation to pursue him: “Master, what is that shameless Emperor of Heaven doing recently? What does the incense offerings on earth mean?”
“Seek the truth.”
Jingyun spoke calmly and answered the question.
“Master, can you elaborate on these two words? I am stupid and don’t understand.”
“This world is false, the gods and immortals are also false, all appearances are false, this is the essence of the world of gods and immortals.”
Jingyun glanced at Xiang Yuan and said, “Although the Three Thousand Worlds are vast, if there is no Heavenly Court and no Heavenly Emperor, seeking truth from illusions, the Heavenly God Realm can also become true.”
Xiang Yuan’s heart was shocked. Thinking of the arrangement of the westward journey, he had some guesses in his mind: “Master, I still don’t understand. Can you explain it in more detail?”
“That’s all I have to say. You can guess the rest.”
“…”
I guess you…you are really a good master with boundless power and compassion!
Xiang Yuan had a sullen look on his face. He fanned himself for a while, then slapped his forehead and said, “Master, Xuanwu Tongchu Mansion has refined another furnace of pills. Calculating the time, it’s time to burn the pot. In order to prevent wildfires from burning the mountain, I will take my leave now.”
“Wait a minute, I have something else to tell you.” Jingyun said calmly.
In front of Xiang Yuan, Jingyun almost never calls himself “master”, either because he is in a bad mood or because he really has something important to tell him.
Xiang Yuan said respectfully, “Master, please tell me. No matter how hard it takes, I will never refuse.”
“The Supreme Lord of the Ninth Heaven, please don’t get too involved with the other party.”
What does it mean to have no beginning or end?
“Uh, my disciple saves that.”
Although Xiang Yuan didn’t understand, he always remembered to hold on to Master Jingyun’s long legs. What did Taishang Laojun or something like that mean?
Could it be that Laojun saw that he was handsome and had a good talent for alchemy, so he planned to tie him up with his belt?
Xiang Yuan left Kunlun Mountain muttering to himself. After the trip, not only was his question not answered, but a new one arose. Not knowing what was going on, he decided to go to the Purple Bamboo Forest in the South China Sea to ask Sister Guanyin for a good fortune.
……
Xiang Yuan hadn’t been to Zizhulin for a long time and was surprised to find that it was much more lively here than usual.
The nephews and uncles of Jingyue Chanxin Temple ascended to heaven one by one. When the young girls saw their uncle, they came up to him tenderly and surrounded him, making him confused and almost being marinated by his enthusiasm.
After escaping from the maze, Xiang Yuan sighed that everywhere was filled with famous and upright sects. If Bodhisattva Avalokitesvara did not take care of it, Zizhulin would have become Jianxinzhai.
Lotus pond.
Xiang Yuan teased the goldfish in the pond for inspiration, but did not see Ji Mucheng. He used his divine power to sweep and saw that Ji Mucheng was in seclusion, practicing hard. He thought to himself that having motivation makes a difference.
He noticed the dim shadow of Avalokitesvara in the Wensi Hall, walked into the quiet room skillfully, climbed up the lotus platform with ease, and pushed Avalokitesvara to the side.
There is still an empty seat, so let me sit on the lotus platform.
Xiang Yuan sat cross-legged on the white lotus. Thinking that he could move the Golden Lotus of the Sea of Blood with the help of the six-word mantra, he uttered a thundering sound and tried to move the white lotus platform under his butt as well.
It doesn’t matter whether he succeeds or not. Anyway, Sister Guanyin will go along with him in everything and won’t do anything to him.
After trying it, it failed.
When Lay Buddhist Bai Yue heard the thunderous voice in his ears, he opened his beautiful eyes in surprise, dispersed the divine light around him, and said softly, “Junior brother, have you got another chance in Buddhism?”
“What kind of opportunity is this? Senior Sister is my biggest opportunity.”
Xiang Yuan spoke immediately. He had just learned the method of dual cultivation and wanted to have a heart-to-heart talk with Master Bai Yue, so that they could exchange Buddhist teachings and make progress together.
He has been playing high-end games recently and the pressure is very high. He wants to improve so much!
Lay Buddhist Bai Yue did not refuse. Before opening her soul, she said with a happy expression, “Since you are here and have Buddhist cultivation skills, I just happen to have an errand for you to run.”
“Sister, please don’t worry. What’s the relationship between you and me? We’re almost having sex. The word ‘excuse me’ is too distant.”
“…”
Mr. Bai Yue spat lightly, but did not refute. He took out a script and placed it in front of Xiang Yuan.
Xiang Yuan glanced over and was soon stunned. He took a breath and said, “Bai, the Legend of the White Snake?”
“Brother, do you know this story?”
“don’t know.”
Xiang Yuan swallowed quietly, flipping through the script while blinking his clear and ignorant eyes: “Who do you want me to play, Senior Sister? Let me tell you first, my acting skills have always been good. If I play Xu Xian, as long as you can accept it, I don’t mind.”
“You are joking, Junior Brother. Senior Sister is still lacking a Buddhist master in this arrangement.”
Bai Yue pointed at the script and said, “Junior brother, play Fahai.”
“…”
Xiang Yuan: (д⊙)
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