There are always sick girls with ill intentions towards me

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“Erlang, you must not trust that woman Zhong Lingyue.”

“She has her eyes on the imperial seal in your hand, so she deliberately approaches you.”

“Why did she let you become the emperor of the Western Zhou Dynasty? The emperor of the Western Tang Dynasty believed her lies and now has grass three feet high on his grave.”

The corners of Li Lingge’s mouth twitched. He was saying bad things about someone behind his back, but was caught by the person involved. He really didn’t know how to respond.

The corners of the empress’s mouth curled up slightly, and then she suddenly hugged Li Lingge’s neck.

Well!

Before Li Lingge could say anything, the empress blocked his mouth.

Under the moonlight, outside the kitchen door, the two of them hugged and kissed each other.

It was not until Yun Yourong heard no response for a long time that he turned around and looked outside the door in some surprise.

“Did you hear what my sister-in-law said?”

“Yeah, I heard it!”

Li Lingge immediately leaned back, revealing his head and responded, but his breathing was a little heavy.

Seeing this, Yun Yourong nodded with satisfaction, and then continued to stare at the noodles in the pot.

She didn’t know that Li Lingge outside the door had already merged with the empress.

Li Lingge knew very well that the Yangchun noodles would be out of the pot very soon, so he didn’t have that much time.

However, he did not dare to send a message, for fear that Yun Yourong would discover the flaw.

He could only signal the empress with his eyes to change the place.

However, the empress shook her head firmly and looked threateningly: You don’t want her to hear anything, do you?

Li Lingge understood the meaning in the empress’s eyes, and he could only choose to compromise.

Soon, the sound of dishes colliding could be heard from Chu Feng.

He immediately leaned back to take a look and saw that the noodles were about to be served.

But at this time, the empress actually wrapped her hands around his neck and pounced on him.

He even turned to look at Yun Yourong who was busy in the kitchen, with a smug look on his face.

“Your Erlang has already been eaten by me.”

The heat was rising, and Yun Yourong did not notice anything unusual outside the door.

Her mind was on this bowl of plain noodles, and the scene of Li Lingge wolfing down the noodles had already emerged in her mind.

Since he loves the noodles she cooks so much, how could Erlang leave her in the future?

“Erlang, the noodles are ready.”

“Okay, sister-in-law, I suddenly want to drink. I’ll go get a pot of wine.”

Being entangled by the octopus-like empress, Li Lingge could only find an excuse to leave early.

Hearing this, Yun Yourong’s mind suddenly recalled the scene where the woman in black silk jade feet fed Li Lingge wine.

Maybe it was because of the heat, but her cheeks turned a little red.

It was already late at night, so there was no one else in the palace.

Li Lingge held the empress in his arms and disappeared into the night after a few leaps.

By the time Yun Yourong came out with the noodles, Li Lingge was nowhere to be seen.

“Give me the Imperial Seal, and the conditions I mentioned before will still be valid.”

Li Lingge looked at the empress with rosy cheeks in his arms and couldn’t help but tease.

“You heard everything my sister-in-law said just now.”

The empress’s heart suddenly tightened, causing Li Lingge to gasp.

“You don’t want Yun Yourong to know what happened between us, do you?”

Ah–

Li Lingge looked at the empress as if she were a fool and shook his head sarcastically.

“You don’t think you can threaten me like this.”

He looked back towards the kitchen and continued.

“Even if my sister-in-law knew about what happened between us, she would——”

“She probably doesn’t know that you’ve lost your pure yang yet.” The empress leaned close to Li Lingge’s ear and whispered, “If she knew that you’ve already been tolerated by so many women, what would her expression be?”

After a slight pause, she continued.

“The token I gave you has a playback function. Do you want to show her the sisters you introduced to me?”

Li Lingge’s whole body stiffened and he suddenly stood still.

At this moment, his mind couldn’t help but recall the conversation between Yun Yourong and the Empress above the Nanyue Palace.

Yun Yourong said that it was a gift from God, and the reason he didn’t open it was to maintain a sense of anticipation.

It’s a pity that his gift had already been opened by someone else.

Just as the empress said, it was not only taken apart, but also passed through several hands.

After receiving reward after reward, he had long since become impure.

Seeing Li Lingge’s serious expression, the empress took advantage of the situation and threatened him.

“Give me the seal, and I can help you keep this secret, otherwise——”

The empress said what Li Lingge often said to others.

“You don’t want her to know what you do outside.”

(End of this chapter)

260. Chapter 260 The Empress: Between me and her, who is sweeter?

260.

Li Lingge breathed heavily and subconsciously clenched his hands.

He didn’t want to disappoint Yun Yourong, but he was unwilling to hand over the imperial seal for this.

The empress’s peach buttocks changed shape, but she showed a hint of triumphant smile.

“You don’t have much time to think about it. Be careful of the dough that your sister-in-law makes.”

Hearing this, Li Lingge made up his mind in just a moment.

At the same time, the two also entered the wine cellar of the palace.

The empress supported the wooden barrel of wine in the wine cellar with both hands, and the Kunlun Mirror kept swinging in front of her chest.

She turned to look at Li Lingge on her body and reminded him.

“Don’t stay here, go inside the Kunlun Mirror.”

The two of them have limited time, and this time is not enough to help her suppress the demon.

However, in the Kunlun Mirror, the flow of time is ten times faster than in the outside world.

Only in the Kunlun Mirror can you make the most of your time.

While the empress activated the Kunlun Mirror, Li Lingge pushed her directly in.

In the Kunlun mirror.

Li Lingge said as he helped the empress purify the demon species.

“The fate of the country is equally divided in the imperial seal.”

“Only half?”

The empress’s face darkened and she felt a little dissatisfied.

Although the fortune of the Dafeng Dynasty was far from comparable to that of the Western Tang, it was only half as good, which was still far from her expectations.

Unexpectedly, Li Lingge shook his head.

“Who told you it was divided equally between two people?”

“What do you mean?” The empress immediately responded, “You also want to give Yun Yourong a copy?”

The original one portion has now become one third, which makes her feel quite disappointed.

“You really feel sorry for that old woman.”

Snapped!

A slap landed heavily on the empress’s peach buttocks, and Li Lingge said coldly.

“Watch your words.”

The empress narrowed her eyes slightly, but right now she still needed Li Lingge’s help to suppress her inner demons, so she couldn’t lose her temper.

“It’s useless for you to ask for national fortune.”

“If it is really useless, how could Yun Yourong and Zhang Wensheng appear in the underground treasure at the same time?”

Li Lingge is not a fool. Although he doesn’t know what the national destiny is used for, he was able to attract Zhang Wensheng and even make King Gou Li Changgeng show up in person.

This shows that the national destiny must have played a big role.

However, although the empress has always been dissatisfied with him, with Lingxi around, she will be convinced sooner or later.

Moreover, the empress did take the path of devouring luck and improving her own strength.

Therefore, it is not unacceptable to give him one third of it and keep his secret at the same time.

Yun Yourong has given so much for him, she deserves a share.

He worked so hard for this seal, it’s not like he worked in vain, so it’s reasonable for him to get a share.

Seeing that the empress was still somewhat reluctant, Li Lingge flipped his palm and the contract to control the girl appeared in front of the empress.

“If you want the entire national destiny, that’s fine. Just sign this contract.”

Hearing this, the empress was delighted and immediately looked at the contract in front of her.

The next moment, her expression darkened.

Once she signs this contract, everything she has will be at the mercy of Li Lingge.

Now Li Lingge relied on Lingxi to abuse her wantonly, and shamelessly accepted one woman after another to introduce herself to her.

If I sign this contract to sell myself, what will happen in the future?

Li Lingge had to treat her like a ball of lint and vent his anger on her at will.

Even her cultivation and her luck could be taken away by Li Lingge at any time if he wanted.

Impossible, absolutely impossible!

Seeing her unwillingness, Li Lingge couldn’t help but laugh out loud.

“If you want to get something, you have to learn to give something. One third of the country’s destiny, I don’t want anything from you, are you still not satisfied?”

The empress’s voice suddenly became charming, and she moved closer to Li Lingge’s neck.

“I’m already deeply in love with you, is this still necessary?”

Li Lingge was unmoved. Yun Yourong was right in what he said. If one really believed Zhong Lingyue’s lies, the grass on his grave would be three feet high.

“If you really love me deeply, you would sign the contract without hesitation.”

The empress rolled her eyes, she compromised, and was filled at the same time.

After three quarters of an hour, the black lines on her forehead gradually disappeared.

At this time, less than half a cup of tea had passed outside.

Li Lingge poured a pot of wine, then turned around and was about to go out.

However, the empress, smelling the strange aroma of wine, immediately grabbed his hand.