Chapter 28 Mi Huang
Qin Zichu left with a happy look on his face.

Queen Huayang waited for Qin Zichu to cross the threshold and leave the palace.

He put his hands on the edge of the table and exerted force suddenly, causing the entire table to fall over.

The cups broke and water splashed.

The fruits are like children rushing out of the house, running everywhere.

The ground was in mess.

The eunuchs and palace maids all knelt on the ground, not daring to breathe.

Prince Huayang had a blank expression on his face, as if the person who suddenly overturned the wooden table was not her, but someone else.

“Cleaned up.

“When I came out, there was a little scum, chopping my hands.”

Her face was calm, and she turned and walked into the back room.

Everyone lowered their heads and answered “Yes” tremblingly, as if a cloud of devastating disaster was hanging over their heads.

The queen didn’t say that the people who were cleaning up the house had to chop off their hands, she meant that everyone in the palace had to chop off their hands.

If his hands are chopped off and he becomes disabled, he will no longer be able to serve the queen and will be sent out of the palace to fend for himself.

The best outcome for them is to be recruited as a hidden official. (Note 1)
The queen’s footsteps were clearly audible, and every step trampled on everyone’s hearts, making them twitch.

Everyone knelt down in fear with their heads lowered.

Only a little maid looked up, saw the queen stepping on the ground, and quickly followed her into the back room.

She was a head shorter than the other palace maids.

His hair was slightly yellowish, and his eyes seemed to be able to speak, rolling around, revealing a sense of cleverness and cunning.

The skin is delicate, like egg white, and as white as jade.

Her lips are pink, and when she smiles, a row of white teeth are revealed.

“Who made the grandmother angry? Young Master Jiao?” She closed the door to the back room and said with a smile, like the sound of wind chimes ringing in the wind.

The queen sat down on the bed and opened her arms, and the little maid ran into her arms.

She hugged the little palace maid and touched her head.

“Go to the Prime Minister’s Mansion later and tell Prime Minister Wei Zhe that the matter of Ye Xiang should not be suppressed.”

The little palace maid looked disgusted and pinched her nose.

“Huh!

“I do not want!

“It stinks!

“What night fragrance? It’s just excrement!
“Isn’t Grandma angry because of Master Jiao? Why is she still helping Master Jiao to get the night fragrance? I don’t want Grandma to be stained with dirt!”

The queen tapped the little maid’s head with her fingers, causing her to cover her head and pout, with her lips wet.

“obedient.

“Grandma can make him a spoiled young man, or she can make him a stinky young man.

“Since he wants an official to manage night fragrance, then give it to him and let him do whatever he wants.

“He created a bunch of bizarre and ingenious objects for enjoyment, which made everyone in the court happy with him.

“I want to see if the noble families still like him even though he’s covered in shit and piss!”

The little palace maid felt aggrieved and pulled her hair.

“Mr. Jiao is not a human being! No matter how elegant the name Yexiang is, it can’t cover up the fact that it is shit and urine! He even calls it a treasure, bah!
“Apart from being used to make gold juice during war, I’ve never heard of any other uses for feces and urine! He even has to collect them for a long time. The thought of it makes me sick…”

Queen Huayang narrowed her eyes and smiled.

“Xiao Huang, do you know why zhi (fourth tone) is also called shi (third tone)?” (Note 2)
The little palace maid was very alert. She covered her grandmother’s mouth with her hand and tried to run away.

“I don’t want to know! I’m going to help Grandma find a prime minister!”

Queen Huayang raised her head to avoid the little hand, and tightly wrapped her arms around the little palace maid, smiling:
“Don’t worry, don’t worry, just listen to what Grandma has to say first.

“The toilet is also called hun (fourth tone), and hun refers to a place where pigs are kept. Why are both called hun?
“Because families with pigs would build toilets above the place where the pigs were kept, and the feces and urine would flow down to the pigs to eat.

“A pig eats feces, so it is also called a pig.”

Queen Huayang smiled and pressed the little palace maid’s pink lips.

“The pigs you eat all grew up eating shit. Eating the pig meat is like eating shit.”

The little maid’s eyes were like waves, and she let out an “ah-wu” and opened her mouth to bite the queen’s finger.

Queen Huayang laughed loudly and pointed her finger at the little palace maid’s forehead.

“Stop making trouble, go quickly!”

The little palace maid refused.

He turned around, thrashing around with his arms and screaming in a crying voice.

“I said I don’t want to listen! But you want me to listen! Mi Huang hates her grandmother!”

An hour later, Queen Huayang opened the door to the back room.

I don’t know if she was in a good mood because she flirted with her granddaughter, or because she was in a good mood after a good sleep. She wanted to change a group of palace maids and eunuchs, but she didn’t even look at the ground, and smiled and said:
“Very clean, well done, each person will be rewarded with one gold.”

A dozen eunuchs and palace maids turned from great sorrow to great joy. They all thanked the emperor, knelt on the ground with their heads touching the ground, and knelt for a long time before getting up.

They may not know the value of glass, jade and other items, but they know gold, money and the prices of goods in Xianyang very well.

One jin is one yi (fourth tone) of gold, and one yi is equal to twenty-four taels.

One tael of gold can now be exchanged for 300 coins in Xianyang.

A pig or a sheep only costs 250 coins.

Twenty-four taels of gold can buy nearly thirty pigs or thirty sheep.

At the risk of losing their hands, they received a generous reward that would give them at least ten years of peace as long as they did not break the law.

Queen Huayang, who stood at the pinnacle of power in the Qin State, had a change of mind, and there were a dozen fewer disabled people and a dozen more rich people in the world.

The palace maid held the cup of water and handed it to Mi Bushing’s mouth.

Mi Buming took a sip and called the eunuch who was waiting outside to come in.

“Have you found the king?”

The eunuch looked humble.

“Found it, it’s here”

Queen Huayang did not listen to the whole thing and interrupted him.

“take me!”

Sitting in a carriage drawn by four horses, Queen Huayang went to look for the King of Qin.

An hour was not just for her to rest, it also took time to find out where the King of Qin was.

Qin Wangzhu, who ignored government affairs, was mostly known to his whereabouts only by the Minister of Chariots Han Ming.

Sitting in the carriage drawn by four horses, the queen stroked the bamboo slips, thinking about what to say when they met later.

The carriage stopped.

[Arrived so soon?]
She thought about it, holding the seat, and prepared to get off the bus.

The driver’s respectful voice came in.

“Queen, the palace guards won’t let us in.”

Mi Bushing’s smile disappeared in an instant, and an ominous premonition filled his heart.

Since she became the queen, there has never been a place in the Qin Palace that she cannot reach!

She took a few steps and lifted the curtain of the car.

On the palace wall, there are three big characters high up – Chengjiao Palace.

Her premonition came true and she laughed angrily.

“You bastard! How dare you stop me outside!”

In addition to being angry, there was a hint of relief in her heart that she was unwilling to admit.

[At least this guy didn’t write that sentence on the palace wall…]
She got off the carriage and tried to scan her face to get in.

Prince Chengjiao himself is not here, but she, the Queen of Qin, is.

Before he could say anything, he saw a huge wooden sign standing under the two palace gates, which read:
[The queen, the prince, and dogs are not allowed to enter. ]

[How dare this brat! How dare this brat!]
She turned around and walked away without changing her expression.

“Go back to the palace!”

She had only taken a few steps when her face suddenly changed as her mind was completely occupied by the words on the wooden board.

“Oh no! The king is in there!”

Only then did she remember that she was here to see the King of Qin.

More than half an hour ago.

As soon as the five-horse carriage stopped outside the Huaqing Palace, the King of Qin could not wait to get off the carriage with the help of Han Ming, the carriage officer.

Laughing out loud, full of cheerfulness.

“Cheng Jiao! Where is Cheng Jiao? Which palace is he in? Come out quickly!
“Queen, prince, and dog, no one is allowed in. You’re going to make me die of laughter!
“Hahaha, interesting! So interesting!

“Even I don’t dare to write like this, but you are so daring! Haha!
“Come out quickly! I want to see how Buming and Zichu made you angry! Why are you so angry?

“I have to say something to you. You’ve gone too far. Hurry up and get someone to tear it down.”

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[Note 1: Hidden officials are people who have used corporal punishment and are called back by the government to work. They have fixed duties. Their status is below that of commoners but above that of slaves. They cannot be soldiers.]

【Note 2: 彘 and 豕 are both pigs. 】

　Brothers, please don’t hold back on the books! These two days are the critical period for the second round of recommendations! Read and follow! Help, help, help! I will update the books in return!

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