Snap! Snap!

Hearing the increasingly rapid approaching sound, Huanchang reacted instantly and turned around alertly.

Strange, could it be that there are zombies here?

Considering that zombies cannot survive if they are blown to pieces by battleship guns, Huanchang, as a mature big sister, certainly would not scream and shout like some small ship girls, but leisurely put on a red angry mask.

But the next second, the tearful Hu Ben was seen running towards them from a distance in the posture of a tiger with its limbs on the ground, crying.

On the other side, Long Wu, with a red face, was drunkenly riding on Huben’s back, constantly hitting Huben’s little tiger head with the hot sauce can in his hand, and muttered: “Hu Ben! Come and try your sister’s concentrated hot pepper sauce.”

“It’s full of chili seeds, absolutely explosive, slurp, one drop can make a table of Sichuan dishes!”

Faced with Long Wu’s confused and drunken words, the heartbroken Huben had to run for his life as fast as possible.

Once upon a time, Hu Ben always thought that if it were him, he would definitely be able to defeat Wu Song.

And all those humans who dare to slide and tackle her will eventually become Tiger Guard takeout delivered to her door.

Unfortunately, it was not until Long Wu accidentally drank the wrong cooking wine one day that Huben discovered that his sister was Wu Song!

“Woo woo woo! Sister is drunk again!”

Chapter 1880 Commander’s Favorite Divination Time

“Sister Huanchang, please save Huben!”

In the ancient corridor at night, upon seeing Huanchang eavesdropping in the corner, the tearful Hu Ben immediately pounced towards the stunned Huanchang as if he had seen a savior.

Then, along with Long Wu who was riding on his waist, Huben drew a parabola like a little tiger in the air, and then dived into Huanchang’s pair of round breast bags and knocked him out on the spot.

After all, the energetic little tiger has real tiger power, and its momentum is much greater than that of an ordinary little tiger.

Therefore, Huanchang was caught off guard and was directly knocked into the sandalwood door behind him by this sudden dragon-tiger combination, until he and Longwu and the others fell on the floor of the inner room.

Peng!

As Huanchang and the two little ship girls fell heavily to the ground, Yaxu, who had fallen asleep, was naturally awakened immediately, and looked at the several black shadows in the dark room with confusion on his face.

On the other side, the Observer and Dibelu who were fighting also stopped.

“Heh~ childish.”

Realizing that Dibel seemed to have found some ship women to pay tribute to the commander, the narrow-eyed observer immediately sneered at Dibel, who was really impossible to strangle, and said sarcastically: “Do you think you can get away with being a pimp here?”

“Otherwise, aren’t you just testing me now?”

Seeing that the observer was only pinching her neck and had no intention of cutting her into pieces and taking her back, Dibel immediately tilted his head and teased her, “Because you are afraid that if you do something ruthless now, the commander might reach out to stop you. After all, he owes me a favor for treating you~?”

“And if you find out that the commander chooses to protect me over you, your narrow-mindedness will probably explode instantly. Oh my, your life is really tiring and pathetic. Look at how comfortable Dreamweaver Zero and the others are living.”

“……”

Facing the slightly funny expression of Dibelu below her, the observer’s pretty face instantly became gloomy at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Oh my god, I have to say, Dibelu, you are really good at breaking other people’s defense.

As we all know, Observer, this black-bellied loli, has always had a bad temper, otherwise she wouldn’t take her anger out on Purification Kiss all day long.

And it must be said that Di Bello was right. If the observer wanted to cut Di Bello into pieces now, he would stop him.

After all…Huanchang and the others are right next to us now.

Lying on his side and looking at the Huben and the others who broke in in the middle of the night, Yaxu certainly couldn’t let the two Siren lolis next to him perform a cruel show like in a horror movie in front of them.

It is obvious that Di Bello is not the type who likes to mock others just to make himself happy.

Realizing that Long Wu and the others were like a protective umbrella for Dibelu, Yaxu looked sideways and couldn’t help but feel sorry for this observer.

There’s no way, how can a little evil-minded person defeat a little treacherous person?

Stop it, Observer, there are only little devils out there.

Seeing that the observer who was also aware of the problem was now sitting particularly stiffly on Dibel’s waist, Yaxu, who was a little sensitive, suddenly realized an extremely important issue.

Come to think of it, he hasn’t stacked Dibel and Observer together yet.

Just when Yaxu couldn’t help imagining that the Observer and Dibel would come together to pinch him, the Observer with an unpleasant look on his face suddenly turned his head and complained to Yaxu: “Who is more important, the ship girl over there or me?”

“hiss!!!”

Facing Yaxu’s pathetic breath, Dibel, who was lying below, slowly propped up his little head and reminded him: “When you ask such a question, you are out.”

“I represent the sin of greed at most, but you, my friend, are the ugly sin of jealousy!”

Following Dibel’s final taunt, the observer could no longer resist and deployed a large number of cold metal tentacles, ready to chop Dibel into pieces and take him away.

Seeing this, Yaxu had no choice but to quickly hug the observer from behind, and turned his head to the small space in the air to remind her: “Okay, hurry up and pull her back.”

Yes, he always felt that Black Helena and the others seemed to be waving colored balloons on the opposite side and acting as cheerleaders.

On the other side, facing the movement from Yaxu, Huanchang, who was originally ashamed of being exposed by eavesdropping, finally couldn’t help but raise his pretty head, and turned to Yaxu in confusion and tentatively asked: “Um, what are you doing?”

Looking at Dibelu and the others who seemed to be fighting on the bed, before Huanchang could sort out the complicated emotional entanglement, Yaxu stuffed the observer, who was as angry as a hamster, back to the black enterprise.

Fortunately, compared to Black Helena who is black inside out, his Black Enterprise sister is still so sensible and pure.

Just as Yaxu couldn’t help but feel lucky that she didn’t have to stage a bloody scene of her best friend being torn apart in front of Longwu and the others, Huanchang, who noticed the element, couldn’t help but speak up for Dibel, “There was a siren attacking Miss Dibel just now.”

“Aren’t you going to help protect Dibelu?”

Listening to the question from Huanchang, a good friend with a strong sense of justice, Yaxu could not explain in a short time and had to ask Huanchang in return: “Miss Huanchang, if Longwu and Huben fell into the water at the same time, who would you save?”

“What are you talking about, Mr. Yaxu? They are ship girls.”

Although he understood what Yaxu meant, Huanchang certainly couldn’t answer such a binary question.

“In short, Miss Diberou is innocent.”

Just when Huanchang was about to talk to Yaxu about Donghuang’s cultivation, Longwu, who was not far away, had already stuffed a can of special peppers into the mouth of Huben under him and forced it down his throat.

“Ula!”

Wait, Long Wu, why are you following Wu La for no reason?!

Seeing that Long Wu seemed to be acting crazy while drunk and performing a tiger-beating performance, Yaxu did not bother to explain to Huanchang at this moment. Instead, he stood up and walked aside with a little curiosity.

After all, in Hong Kong, it’s rare to see someone like Long Wu who gets drunk and likes to act crazy.

For example, York City likes to say some shameless nonsense after drinking, and Essex is even rarer. This is the first time I have seen a stupid ship that can lose its IQ after drinking.

Just as Yaxu was helping to pull Longwu off Huben, Feiyun, who was hiding outside, revealed a sly smile like a skylark.

“Guhehe, this is the strength of Master Feiyun!”

Feiyun stole a glimpse at Yaxu and saw that he was overconfidently trying to touch the drunk Longwu. With stars in his eyes, he immediately put on a cute expression as if his plan had succeeded.

So the next second, accompanied by the slapping of the bloated fat tail, the unprepared Yaxu was blown to the ground by Longwu’s tail.

Then, the drunk Long Wu immediately took the opportunity to sit on Yaxu’s waist, stroking her white velvet cotton stockings, and stuffed the can of chili in his hand into Yaxu’s mouth with a flushed face.

Yes, and this is why Huanchang did not dare to stop Longwu.

After all, the drunk little fat dragon will attack everyone around him equally, and she is afraid of both bitterness and spicy things, so it is certainly not a good idea for her to provoke Long Wu now.

Just as Huanchang was looking at Longwu in embarrassment, who had used the strength of the dragon girl to press Yaxu to the ground and stuffed peppers into her, Yaxu, who had reacted, felt it was novel to be beaten by the little ship girl, but still hurriedly tapped Longwu’s little head lightly with the small stick she carried with her.

As the stick landed steadily in the middle of Long Wu’s mini dragon horns, Long Wu, whose face was flushed just now, suddenly woke up, and his chubby face became white again.

“Strange? Hateful, am I sleepwalking?!”

Realizing that she was inexplicably pressing on Yaxu, Long Wu, who had lost her memory, naturally couldn’t remember anything. Instead, she immediately and hurriedly let go of Yaxu’s thigh, which she had just lifted with one hand, and stood up.

On the other side, Huben, who was crying from the spicy food, quickly crawled over and hugged Yaxu’s thighs and cried, “Wow, Sister Longwu is so scary. Huben doesn’t want to sleep with her anymore.”

“Did I do something!?”

“Strange, Mr. Yaxu, what did you do?”

Faced with the sudden noise from the female captains around him, Yaxu, who had completely lost all sleepiness, had to get up with the Tiger Guard on his legs, and silently walked to a nearby place to turn on the light.

In an instant, when the lights suddenly became brighter, Huanchang and the others, who had different temperaments, looked over with their heads raised.

“So, Miss Huanchang, are you here to see me for something tonight?”

“Eh? This, that.”

Huan Chang realized that it was really hard to explain why he was here, so he put on a sad mask and had to bite the bullet and force an explanation: “Because Long Wu and Huben were making trouble, I was worried about them, so I followed them.”

“Yeah.”

Yaxu looked at Huanchang, whose head was lowering lower just because of lying, and naturally would not deliberately prick the little self-esteem of this lady from a wealthy family.

Thinking of this, Yaxu, who had not said much, took the initiative to say calmly: “By the way, Miss Huanchang, I heard Miss Ji’an specifically praised your fortune-telling skills.”

“So if possible, could you help me calculate it a little bit? I’m still quite curious about Donghuang’s fortune-telling.”

Having experienced the Shinano-style divination and the Banervi divination, Yaxu is actually quite convinced of the seemingly superstitious fortune-telling.

After all, no matter how you think about it, the female ship members seem to have some talent in the law of causality.

It’s a pity that when Shinano and the others tell his fortune, their fortune-telling is full of subjectivity. For example, Shinano actually raises her fox head seriously and tells him that only by being her pillow can bad luck be eliminated, and Banervi also likes to prepare lucky items made by herself for him.

However, in response to Yaxu’s sudden impulse, Huanchang said nervously, “I, I’m not destined to be together!”

“Hmm? I didn’t say anything about calculating marriage, Miss Huanchang.”

Looking at Huanchang who was inexplicably nervous, Yaxu explained very straightforwardly: “I want to find the missing things.”

“For example, where did my Bluetooth headset that disappeared a while ago go?”

Since it was not easy to wrongly accuse his own ship girls, Yaxu certainly did not dare to ask Dafeng and the others. After all, even if it was just a suspicion, the innocent ship girls would feel quite hurt.

By the way, although he often loses things, the superhero Batman headphones were given to him by Reno, and it would be a bit bad if he lost them.

When Yaxu thought of Reno looking at his empty cochlea and asking in a slightly disappointed voice if the earphones were not good, he couldn’t help feeling guilty.

“So please, Miss Huanchang, help me find the headphones.”

Hearing Yaxu’s request seemed unexpectedly serious, Huanchang calmed down and finally took out the copper coins and Bagua plate he carried with him, and asked Yaxu: “When was the last time you touched the headphones?”

“I’ll calculate it based on the time of day or Feng Shui.”

“Wow, so are other worlds okay too?”

“It doesn’t matter. We just need to compare your birth date. Take these copper coins and throw them on the plate later.”

After saying this, Huanchang, a fortune teller who was skilled in divination, immediately began to help Yaxu tell his fortune in a professional manner.

“Let me see, the headphones, weird, how come so many of your headphones are gone.”

Faced with Yaxu’s level of difficult and complicated diseases, Huanchang, who felt challenged, could not help but frown and become serious, until he held a long stick in his hand and started chanting on the spot, just like a Taoist priest.

“Headphones belong to the metal element. According to the five elements, the east belongs to wood, the south belongs to fire, the west belongs to metal, and the north belongs to water. Because it was stolen, fire overcomes metal. Mr. Yaxu, you should look in the south, which is the direction from where you lost the headphones.”

“So, who exactly is it?”

“Let me see, your headphones seem to have been through several hands. How strange.”

After a burst of divination, Huanchang suddenly understood and said to Yaxu happily: “I saw it, it’s in the belly of a crow!”

“Inside the crow’s stomach? Is it a black-feathered crow?”

Hearing this overly subtle answer, Yaxu couldn’t help but feel hesitant.

After all, things like cause and effect are not completely correct.

In fact, he once specially took a snow wind from his arm and ran outside to buy lottery tickets.

However, sadly, no matter whether he used Xuefeng or Future Vision, he did not win the jackpot of the Double Color Ball in the end, but the great Lord Xuefeng at least won the second prize of more than 100,000 yuan. After all, the multiple of one bet is only this much.

Despite this, Lord Xuefeng still looked very hurt. After collecting the money the next day, he kept tugging at the door of the lottery shop and refused to leave. The hood of his windbreaker almost fell off.

In the end, if someone hadn’t thought he was trafficking lottery tickets and called the police, I’m afraid Mr. Xuefeng would have planned to stay in the lottery shop until the first prize was announced the next day.

But unfortunately, some things cannot be solved by simple luck.

“Wait, Mr. Yaxu, don’t you believe it?”

“No, I believe it, but I don’t want to rashly doubt my own ship girl.”

Seeing that Huanchang seemed to be very concerned about the result of his divination, Yaxu then changed the subject without leaving any trace: “In that case, you can calculate the good and bad luck for me. This should be the area you are best at.”

“Good or bad luck… Ugh! Mr. Yaxu, your forehead is black, it’s a bad omen!”

After a quick divination for Yaxu, Huanchang, with a horrified look on his face, quickly warned Yaxu: “You’re right, you’ll be suffocated to death!”

Chapter 1881 Binjiang and the others’ vision of ritual