The time-based admiral of KanColle
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Seeing this, Yaxu hurriedly picked it up with long chopsticks.
“No, I actually like spicy food.”
Following Ning Hai’s admonition not to waste food, Yaxu quickly poured the entire plate of four-happiness meatballs into his own bowl.
Seeing this, Dibelu beside him also picked up a few pieces.
“Aren’t you afraid of spicy food?”
“Haha, we are sirens, so of course we can adjust our taste buds at will~?”
Listening to Dibel’s jokes, Yaxu only realized now that he seemed to have never eaten dishes cooked by Sirens, but instead ate Sirens directly as dishes.
Come to think of it, he didn’t know whether the Dream Weavers could cook.
On the other side, when Yaxu and Di Beilu were eating the same dish together, Huanchang and Ji’an on the opposite side of the table finally realized that something was wrong.
You know, Feiyun’s big adventure pranks have never failed. Even now, the monkeys in the surrounding mountains see Feiyun as if they see a ghost and run around in fear, let alone them.
As a result, he was not affected at all, instead Feiyun was almost crying.
It was obvious that the man in front of him was not as simple as he seemed on the surface. He was extremely cunning!
Before Huanchang and the others could figure out what Yaxu had done, Yaxu, who actually hadn’t thought about anything, praised Longwu who was standing not far away, “Your cooking is delicious, thank you.”
“My cooking skills are good? Thank you for the compliment.”
After seeing Yaxu finish the plate of four-happiness meatballs without leaving a drop, Long Wu couldn’t help but ask Yaxu in a low voice, “Um, sir, do you really like spicy food?”
Hearing this, Yaxu immediately added seriously: “No, I actually eat everything and I’m not picky about food.”
After all, as long as it was something in the KanColle’s bowl, even if it was leftovers, he would want to stick his head in to taste it.
“I see, you are a big eater, then try Buddha Jumps Over the Wall and Boiled Cabbage.”
“Well, the skin of this siu mai doesn’t taste chewy enough. Long Wu, you didn’t knead the dough evenly enough.”
“Oh oh oh!”
Seeing that Yaxu could actually make a reasonable comment, Long Wu, with starry eyes, immediately lifted up his fat round dragon tail, then leaned forward his charming dragon body cutely and expressed his opinion seriously.
“I know that, but my hands are really small, so I added some high-gluten flour, but it’s still not enough.”
“Um, Mr. Yaxu, can you cook?”
Facing Huanchang’s curiosity, Yaxu chuckled frankly and said, “It’s at a decent level, but it’s not outstanding.”
After all, he knows a little bit of everything, but he is hardly outstanding.
“Come to think of it, I eat a lot.”
Considering that he eats more than three or four meals a day, Yaxu couldn’t help but joked: “If you think about it carefully, I am indeed a big eater, and I can’t gain weight.”
“Great, try this again soon.”
Seeing that Long Wu suddenly urged Yaxu to eat more, Huben and the others couldn’t help but glance at Long Wu with resentment.
But there’s no way around it. Sister Long Wu, who is usually a little reserved, becomes so enthusiastic when talking about topics related to cooking that she seems like a different person.
But it was still too much. Lord Feiyun was about to cry. How could Long Wu still greet humans?
Just when Feiyun was feeling aggrieved, Dibel, who looked surprisingly elegant while eating, suddenly asked Huanchang affectionately, “By the way, because we came from another world.”
“It takes a long time to go back, so could you please let us stay overnight?”
“Ah this…”
Chapter 1877 Watch the commander capture the dragon and crouching tiger!
After the special chef’s banquet——
While Long Wu was taking Ya Xu to taste the food, Huan Chang privately approached Di Beilu, who looked like a good wife.
“Miss Diberu, if you want us to help you restore your relationship with your spouse, you’d better tell us a little more about Mr. Yaxu.”
Perhaps feeling the unfathomable nature of this human being, Yaxu, Huanchang, who was confused, naturally went to Dibelu immediately.
After all, to be an emotional doctor between couples, you must understand both parties.
“I feel like he’s not an ordinary person.”
“Well, of course, since he is the commander.”
“Wait, is he still in charge of you, Miss DiBello?”
Hearing that Siren was actually a lower-ranking human, Huanchang had no time to be surprised, and Dibel, with his heterochromatic eyes narrowed in a smile, explained bluntly: “Not only is he a Siren, he is also the commander of the ship girl.”
“In fact, he was just the commander of the ship girl at first.”
“The commander of the ship girl? How could he do that!?”
Thinking of how Yaxu, as the commander of a ship girl, was actually flirting with so many Sirens, Huanchang, with his beautiful eyes narrowed, couldn’t help but lower his mask and whispered, “Aren’t the other Sirens all monsters without moral reason?”
“How is it possible to manipulate the ship girls and humans like ants?”
“It’s a little complicated, but he had a sticky, physical relationship with them all, and that’s what’s bothering me.”
At this point, Dibel, pretending to be pitiful, confided to Huanchang in a soft voice: “He couldn’t bear to part with the bodies of the Sirens, so my plan to completely end the arbitration agency failed.”
“Is he, really, a playboy?”
“If I had to describe it, his belt is probably looser than a balloon belt.”
With an unfathomable demeanor and a charming face, Dibel smiled and said in a cute way: “In fact, as long as a beautiful ship seduces him, he will immediately fall for it.”
Oh my god! This is the ultimate lousy crotch in the human world!
As Yaxu’s image became more and more terrifying in his mind, Huanchang, who was essentially a rookie, certainly didn’t know what to say.
Because even the most unfathomable fortune teller can sometimes lose control.
“Wait, then why are you still with him?”
“I like it because I like it.”
Facing Huanchang’s stupid questioning, Dibel, with his jet-black hair, slowly placed his fingernail on his lips and hinted meaningfully, “Just like you shipgirls, if you like someone, you always want something from him.”
Do humans really have something that the Sirens need to plot against?
Seeing that Dibelu really wanted the other party’s preference, Huanchang, who didn’t want to meddle in other people’s affairs, also felt a headache from the bottom of his heart.
“Of course, I won’t force you.”
With the attitude of a good girlfriend, the petite and slender Dibel turned and left after she finished speaking. Her lonely figure looked inexplicably pitiful.
Seeing this, Huanchang, who was hesitant to speak, naturally couldn’t just sit back and watch!
At the very least, as a good friend, she must take good care of that human being!
Just as Huanchang, full of sisterly love, resolutely chose to stand up for Di Beilu, on the other side, in the large kitchen of this exiled fairy residence, Long Wu, with his fat little dragon tail raised, was cutely recommending his new dishes to Yaxu.
Although as a dragon she has the legendary divine tongue that allows her to taste all flavors perfectly, some dishes still require others to give suggestions for improvement.
But unfortunately, compared to Long Wu’s carefully recommended menu improvements, Ya Xu’s attention was completely attracted by Long Wu’s round and fat dragon tail.
Well, the tail of the little dragon girl Lingmeng Qi’er Sanlingsi really looks like it should be easier to chew than that of Shimanju, and it is obviously the meaty kind.
Looking at Long Wu’s dragon tail that kept swinging back and forth along with his small round buttocks, Ya Xu couldn’t help but feel sincerely healed.
But at the same time, two little heads appeared silently behind the stove not far away.
“Damn it! Sister Long Wu actually talked to that bad guy and even fed him glutinous rice cakes, which are obviously Huben’s snacks!”
Listening to the angry complaints of the Tiger Guard, Feiyun put down the strawberry milk he was drinking to relieve the spiciness and assured him, “Don’t worry, Master Feiyun has a whole package of adventure plans that will definitely make him cry!”
“Tiger Guards, Tiger Guards, pioneers!”
“Don’t be impulsive, Tiger Guard, or the bad guy will slide down and hit you!”
Feiyun looked at the reckless and innocent appearance of Huben next to him, and hurriedly reminded him in a low voice: “For example, if the bad guy goes to Sister Ji’an and the others to complain, we will be in trouble.”
“I’m afraid Sister Dibelu will blame us by then.”
“Huh? But he is obviously the bad guy who abused Sister Dibelu!”
Seeing that Feiyun seemed to want to take a long-term view, the excited Huben raised his orange hair with the word “king” printed on it, and then said with great momentum: “Hu Ben can go alone, and watch Huben beat him down directly!”
Yes, she is a big and scary tiger! Not a helpless little kitten!
Thinking of this, regardless of Feiyun’s dissuasion, the roaring Huben pounced forward in a ferocious posture with all four limbs on the ground.
However, just as the Huben was about to pounce on Yaxu and perform the legendary tiger combo, a huge blue and white porcelain spoon suddenly swung down from the side and suppressed the rising little tiger on the spot!
“Hu Ben, I still haven’t forgiven you for adding strawberry jam to the Mapo Tofu last time!”
Seeing Huben rushing towards him inexplicably, Long Wu, with a slightly puffed up face, naturally knocked him down immediately like Wu Song, the little dragon mother.
After all, Hu Ben only knew how to eat all day long. Not only could he not give her any reasonable suggestions on cooking skills, but he also made trouble all day long.
“Wow, wow, Sister Long Wu favors outsiders!”
“The kitchen… is a battlefield! If anyone dares to mess up in the kitchen, I will punish her!”
Facing Long Wu’s burning chef soul, Ya Xu suddenly looked away feeling guilty.
If you think about it carefully, when Yixian was stewing soup, it was very suitable to lift one of her legs from behind, which sometimes ruined the whole pot of soup. He and Yingrui even played the game of pouring sugar painting on the soft belly.
From this perspective, he seems to be the bad guy who disrespects the kitchen and ingredients.
Thinking of this, Yaxu couldn’t help but have the idea of atonement, and reached out to help up the Huben who was pressed to the ground by Longwu’s big spoon.
“Miss Huben, you don’t have to look so unhappy.”
“Humph! I’m not unhappy! Absolutely not!”
Before Huben could seriously state his position, Yaxu smiled and took out a freshly molded candy figure from somewhere and handed it to Huben, who was sulking with his hands folded.
“Eh? Tiger sugar man? Great!”
Looking at Huben who became happy at the speed of light, Yaxu immediately realized that this was a happy little tiger who would not bear a grudge even if he was hit.
So the next second, Yaxu turned to Longwu who was also pouting and reminded him, “I don’t think Huben meant to mess up your kitchen.”
“Perhaps, she just simply wants to spend more time with her dear sister.”
“Eh? How can it be so corny (blushing).”
Listening to Yaxu’s topic that overly emphasized sisterhood, the usually simple Longwu couldn’t help feeling a little shy.
However, in response to Yaxu’s thoughtful reminder, Huben, who was sitting cross-legged on the ground, seemed to have heard a heartfelt word. He immediately lowered his head and said pitifully, “I always feel that Sister Longwu is a little too obsessed with the daily necessities of life. She doesn’t play with Huben every day.”
“Because just like you, Hu Ben, don’t understand what’s fun about cooking, your sister Long Wu doesn’t understand what’s fun about running around in the mountains and forests, so you should find another common ground.”
Patting the head of the aggrieved little Tiger Guard, Yaxu couldn’t help but experience the pleasure of being a proper commander in educating a little ship girl after a long time.
Sure enough, compared to the group of increasingly precocious little ship girls in the port area, the pure wild ship girls are still the most innocent.
You know, these days, even Changchun and the others like to turn on a flashlight and sneak into his and Zhenhai’s bed in the middle of the night to study the adventure channel between him and Zhenhai, so there are not many pure little ship girls like Longwu and Huben.
In other words, now is his best chance to reshape his image as a commander!
So please, just once, he wanted to feel the admiring gazes of the little expellees again.
Thinking of this, Yaxu took the initiative to put Longwu’s hands and Huben’s hands together, and smiled and comforted: “Sometimes, real cooking skills do not require obsession with technology.”
“It’s more fun when you’re with people around you.”
“But Huben can easily blow up the pot while cooking.”
“Then let’s just make some simple food toys, like making dough figures together.”
Having said that, Yaxu couldn’t help but touch the little head of Huben beside him out of habit.
Under the commander’s cat-touching skills that had reached a superb level, Huben felt inexplicably at ease and stayed where he was, allowing Yaxu to touch his little head.
For some reason, the words of the big brother Yaxu next to her had an indescribable persuasiveness that made her stop thinking like a little tiger instantly, and instead began to let him pat her head obediently, huhuhu.
Perhaps it was the first time that he experienced the pleasure of being petted as a cat, and Hu Ben began to shake his head and make purring sounds, until he could no longer bear it and leaned his delicate soft body towards Yaxu.
In an instant, the entire piece of dough in front of Huben and the others was pulled by it and began to slide down.
But the next second, Yaxu slowly and unhurriedly pushed back Huben and the dough at the same time, and touched Huben’s tiger tail in the process.
In an instant, a unique touch of fine velvet combined with high-density buttock fibers surged into Yaxu’s heart.
Oh my god! Is this what a tiger’s tail is? Although it is thin, it feels strong and powerful. It is completely different from the soft cat’s tail of Yamashiro and the others!