Chapter 283 From now on, Bai Bufan is no longer Bai Bufan
“Lin Li, are you sick? Do you want to die?” Ding Sihan held the cake in his hand, aimed at Lin Li’s face, and spoke in a bad tone.

“It’s over, uncle. The person imprisoned is a murderer… I leave all my inheritance to my mother. Farewell.” Lin Li said in a sad voice.

Chen Yuying, Ding Sihan, Qu Wanqiu: “?”

Seeing that the cake was really about to fly onto his face, Lin Li smiled and took back the phone that had not been connected at all. He stopped, looked up at the door, and raised his hands to please:
“Don’t throw it, don’t throw it, don’t throw it. It’s just a joke. I’m not really hitting you.”

Seeing that this guy was just acting and had acted twice, Chen Yuying used the firework tube in her hand to knock Lin Li through the air.

Lin Li expressed slightly.

“Okay, come in first. Standing outside is not a big deal. Please be polite and treat it like your own home.”

Ding Sihan then lowered the cake he was aiming at a little, then turned and walked towards the living room, while turning back to signal Lin Li to follow him in.

Lin Li: “…”

No?

what did you just say?
What does it mean to treat it like your own home?

“Sorry to bother you,” the guest Lin Li walked in awkwardly. He was a little overwhelmed standing on the insole because of his timidity. Finally, he asked Ding Sihan in a low voice:

“Student Ding, can I take off my shoes and leave them here at your house?”

“Okay, but remember not to put it anywhere other than on the mat. I’ll be angry if you dirty the tiles.” Qu Wanqiu nodded on his behalf. “And these slippers, you can wear them if you want, but you’re not allowed to take off your socks.”

“Grass!”

“You two really think of this as your own family, don’t you? What kind of birth made you become like this? When I first met you, you were still decent people.”

Lin Li scolded with a smile.

It is also the law of karma, and no one can escape it.

So in Baowei’s eyes, I was born like this during the sports meet. I’m sorry, Baowei, I won’t let you into the dormitory next time, so you can turn a blind eye to it.

Lin Li put on his slippers, and before asking about the cause and effect, he looked around curiously, searching for Bai Bufan.

did not find.

“Where is Bufan? Didn’t he come?” Lin Li spoke.

“Oh, he was going to come, but he couldn’t come because he had a stomachache. What a pity.” Qu Wanqiu replied regretfully, “Obviously he put a lot of thought into it, alas.”

Lin Li, who was about to nod, paused.

No, no, no.

If I remember correctly, the door of my room was completely open when I left in the morning, but now it was ajar, with only a gap left.

It’s hard for me to remember it wrong now.

Moreover, considering that he wanted to give himself a surprise, Bai Bufan’s behavior of insisting on going back to the dormitory to use the toilet not long ago was somewhat untenable.

“Squad leader, he really didn’t come?” Lin Li pointed at his room door and asked Chen Yuying, lowering his voice: “…He’s not there?”

“Well, not here.”

Being stared at by Lin Li, Chen Yuying nodded in response but gradually shifted her eyes away.

His lying skills were so bad that Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu, who were already sitting on the sofa, covered their faces helplessly.

What if I sneak out to do something in the future and Chen Zhongdeng finds out?

“Is that so? Never mind! If he didn’t come, then he didn’t come! Wait a minute, my phone is out of battery, I’ll go get the charger from my room first.”

After getting the answer, Lin Li spoke loudly to the three people and then walked towards his room.

I had no intention of harming Bai Bufan. At a moment like this, even if it was fake, I wanted to be “surprised” again.

Lin Li pushed open the door of the room.

“Happy birthday, little one–Ah!!!”

Bai Bufan’s blessing turned into a scream of pain before he finished speaking.

But the murderer was not Lin Li.

Not only was it not Lin Li, Lin Li’s smile had completely distorted, and it was gradually unable to support him to stay standing, so he gradually fell to the ground and slapped the sofa next to him, laughing until he was convulsing.

“you you you–“

Lin Li pointed inside the door of the room and laughed so hard that he couldn’t utter another word.

Chen Yuying and the other two, who were confused, saw this scene and walked over. They found that Bai Bufan was lying on the ground covered with colorful ribbons in the room. He seemed to be twitching, but he seemed to be twitching in pain.

Not a buddy?

“What happened?” Ding Sihan, who only heard the voice, expressed the thoughts of the three people with a puzzled look on his face.

“He, he, hahaha, he——”

Lin Li laughed so hard that tears came out of his eyes, and described the scene to the three people with great difficulty:
“Doesn’t he have a firework tube in his hand? This idiot, this idiot, oh my god, this idiot is holding it upside down! Just now he was saying happy birthday while spinning the firework tube, and it all sprayed out——”

Because there was a lot of laughter, Lin Li described the bumps and bruises and he didn’t finish his speech in the end.

But the three people already understood.

Especially Chen Yuying, who just used a firework tube.

As we all know, fireworks tubes are used at a 45-degree angle toward the sky, but if they are used the wrong way around –

Everyone, Bai Bufan is covering his crotch now.

The sequin on the ground is quite pitiful, because it has been sexually harassed by Bai Bufan since birth.

Bai Bufan, a strong criminal, bad!
No, you can’t call him Bai Bufan anymore.

Not many white, strong offenders, bad.

So, when the three of them understood all of this, they all fell on the sofa, and sweet laughter filled the room.

“You guys have no empathy…”

People do not share the same sorrows and joys. Bai Bufan groaned in pain, and the shrill laughter made him feel even more miserable.

The “three people” didn’t have this thing at all and couldn’t understand him, which Bai Bufan could understand.

But what about you, Lin Li?
I’m still celebrating your birthday!
It’s a fucking work injury!
“Bai Buji, are you okay?” Lin Li couldn’t stand the look, so he asked while holding back his laughter.

Bai Bufan: “?”

“Damn you Bai Buji, who the hell told you to take this away from me? It’s still here! It’s still here!” Bai Bufan was stunned for a moment when he heard his new name, then he roared after he realized what was going on.

The laughter that was about to die down immediately returned to its peak.

“Lin Li, is it funny? Look in my eyes! Answer me! Is it funny?” The “three people” couldn’t care less, but this “one” deserved to die, Bai Bufan asked with difficulty but anger.

“It’s not funny. I only saw a desperate girl.” Lin Li immediately put away his smile after being scolded, and said in a heavy and sad voice.

“Grass!!”

However, the air pressure of the fireworks is not that high. Although there will be some problems, it will not lead to the death of all the chickens and eggs.

After Bai Bufan calmed down for a while, he sat on the ground, shook his head, and sighed sadly: “Although it’s not broken, it feels like one is broken.”

“It’s okay, baby. Then you will become a sweet and soft little baby,” Lin Li comforted.

Bai Bufan: “(;☉_☉)?”

“Then, I, thank, you.” Bai Bufan gritted his teeth and thanked him.

Lin Li shook his head imperceptibly. Actually, it was too early to thank him.

Because although one can be praised for having only one testicle, losing an egg also means losing a lot of artistic cells.

After all, men with more balls understand art better, because they reproduce testicles.

The reason why Xier failed to get into the art college was because she only had one egg.

From this, it can be concluded that Bai Bufan might trigger a third war.

So… it is understandable that Lin Li now wants to kill Bai Bufan in order to avoid a third war, right?
“Why the hell do you look more ferocious than me?” Bai Bufan was stunned.

“Oh, sorry for getting so into the role. Okay, let’s get out first.” Looking at Bai Bufan’s face, Lin Li wanted to laugh again.

After a while, Bai Bufan stood up and walked out.

“never mind.”

Turning back and seeing that Lin Li was still looking into the room, Bai Bufan guessed what Lin Li was thinking, so he patted Lin Li on the shoulder:

“Don’t worry, the three of them insisted on talking about privacy and refused to enter your room, so I was the only one who went in.

So, the three inflatable dolls, ten masturbators, seventeen bottles of lubricant, and thirty-nine pornographic magazines under your bed were all seen by me, not by them, don’t worry.”

The three figures on the sofa behind him looked over when they heard this.

Lin Li: “…”

Damn, it’s the boomerang again.

Bai Bufan is such a vengeful guy.

But there was nothing shameful in Lin Li’s room.

Taking into consideration that Wu Min might go home at any time, Lin Li usually deals with system-related matters.

Everything, including the protective clothing brought back from the apocalypse, will be cleaned first.

Otherwise, I would have panicked the moment I opened the door and saw them in the house. It would be impossible for me to be so comfortable.

“Spiritual springs”, “Spiritual stones” and doomsday guns, etc., will all be locked in the cabinet.

The gold under the bed is also placed in a box. The only thing that has not been hidden is that I brought it back early this morning. Because it is too big, it cannot be put in the drawer or under the bed, so I can only put the super large gold on the table directly.

I had originally planned to buy tools to cut it myself and store it separately, but I didn’t have time to do it. Since Bai Bufan had been in his room, he should have seen it, but he didn’t show any strange reaction now.

After all, who would have thought that this randomly placed pile of yellow stones was actually gold.

“If there is no inflatable doll under my bed, you will stay here and be my inflatable doll tonight, Bai Bufan.” Lin Li put his arm around Bai Bufan’s shoulders and prepared to prove himself.

“Haha, forget it.”

So the five of them sat in the living room, with the cake on the coffee table, the candles on it flickering constantly.

Lin Li sat cross-legged on the sofa, looking at the “three people” on the sofa beside him and the “dog” beside him, and asked curiously: “Tell me, what’s going on?”

“What a surprise.” Chen Yuying’s eyes were charming.

“It’s really a surprise. Even though I may not show it clearly, I’m actually very happy right now.” Lin Li smiled and nodded, “I’m touched.”

“How happy are you?” Chen Yuying asked with a hint of pride and anticipation in her voice.

Lin Li thought about it, then smiled and said:
“Like the first sip of iced cola in summer;”

“Like a doctor performing heart surgery;”

“Like on the last day of summer vacation, after staying up late to finish all my homework and getting ready to go to bed, I flipped through the notice sent by my homeroom teacher and realized I had read it wrong. Summer vacation still had a whole week to go.”

“Maybe, I’m just so happy.”

Although there were some strange things mixed in, everyone also got concrete happiness from Lin Li’s descriptions.

“So how did you do it? The key to my house… was given to you by my mother?” Lin Li’s curiosity has not been answered yet.

There is no property management in these old residential areas, and everyone keeps their keys themselves.

Lin Li took three keys out of the house. One key he carried with him, one key he kept at school, and one key he kept under a stone in the corner of the water and electricity meter box at the door.

But he didn’t even tell Wu Min about this, so the four of them probably didn’t get in that way.

That can only be the key given by Wu Min.

“Yes, Auntie sent it to us before.” Chen Yuying took out a key from the pocket of her school pants, shook it proudly in front of Lin Li, and then placed it on the table: “Remember to return it to Auntie.”

“It turns out there was a traitor in our family. No wonder you guys were able to sneak in. Damn it, it’s hard to guard against a traitor in the family.” Lin Li sighed.

Now I understand why when I had my usual weekend phone call with Wu Min yesterday, she insisted on making me do a thorough cleaning at home.

The reason at that time was that it was the cleaning cycle, but she couldn’t come back, so she asked herself to clean.

This was emphasized early this morning.

Now it seems obvious that the purpose was to avoid a mess in the house and leave a bad impression on the four people who were about to arrive.

“You just said a week ago? You have been preparing for so long?” But then Lin Li found another key point.

“Hmph,” Qu Wanqiu seemed a little proud, and then deliberately imitated Lin Li in a rough voice:

“Bro, guys, I just set up an awesome group chat for four people, and all the cool people in this group are going to be there, but hey, guess who’s not invited?”

“Lin Li, when you mocked me before, have you forgotten what I told you?”

Lin Li now has a good memory. This is what he said in the group chat about “isolating Qu Wanqiu”. At that time:
“Qu Wanqiu: We set up a four-person group without you during the National Day holiday, haha.”

“Ding Sihan: Don’t say it @Qu Wanqiu.”

Then I asked the three people who came whether they really set up a group, but no one paid attention to me.

Co-authored——

“You set up a group without my knowledge during the National Day holiday?” Lin Li came to the conclusion.

“You’re not stupid.” Qu Wanqiu nodded. “We went out to play during the National Day holiday. When you mentioned your birthday, we started preparing.”

“First of all, thank you for your preparation. Secondly, I’m wrong. I’m very stupid. I was just called an idiot several times today.” Lin Li shook his head when he heard Qu Wanqiu’s praise.

“Who? I’ll help you curse back.”

Upon hearing this, Chen Yuying glared at Lin Li, clenched the hand on her leg into a fist, and raised it slightly towards Lin Li.

Don’t go on.

“It’s okay. In my eyes, the other party is also an idiot. I don’t need you to scold him for me.” Lin Li smiled and changed the subject. Then he confirmed: “This can only be prepared by you today. Is it at noon? Or in the afternoon?”

“At noon, Sihan, Wanqiu and Bai Bufan gave up their lunch break to set up the scene.” Chen Yuying, who was called an idiot, snorted softly, and then explained.

“So why don’t you, squad leader, come to make arrangements? Those three are good, and you are bad.” Lin Li commented sharply upon hearing this.

“If I don’t come, you will find me.” Chen Yuying pursed her nose and frowned.

It also makes sense.

Don’t underestimate the bond between the lunch trio.

If the squad leader didn’t come at noon, Lin Li and Wang Yuezhi would definitely find a chance to ask him.

If Lin Li didn’t come at noon, Chen Yuying would definitely find a chance to ask him.

If Wang Yuezhi didn’t come at noon, then he definitely didn’t come.

Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan.

It turned out that the so-called being caught by Binbin at noon was purely a lie to myself.

“No wonder you always ask me whether I want to go to the cafeteria to eat at noon and in the afternoon. It seems you are worried that I will go home to eat. Then was it you who instructed Wang Ze to pull me aside to question me?” Lin Li asked.

“That’s right. You can’t get home before us, right? That would be a waste, right? So I asked him to help us delay you for five minutes.” Bai Bufan nodded with a master strategist’s face:
“My so-called diarrhea was also a superb performance. Otherwise, I was afraid that you would see me rushing out to meet them at the school gate, and you would find out or notice something.”

The case has been solved. No wonder Wang Ze asked extension questions right away.

This guy really doesn’t want to learn.

“Did you take a taxi here? How did you leave the school? Will your leave be approved?” Lin Li was left with only one last confusion.

“Teacher Xue sent us here.” Chen Yuying lowered her eyes and smiled softly, with pride hidden in her eyes reflected by the candlelight.

Lin Li stood at attention, looking around vigilantly.

Then he looked behind the sofa and confirmed that Xue Jian was not there.

“Don’t worry, Lao Jiantou didn’t come up. After the squad leader told him about our plan, he agreed to do it, but said that in order to ensure safety and control, he must come to pick us up.

Just now we suggested that he come up as well, but he said that we would be uncomfortable with him being there, so he didn’t come up.

Lao Jiantou is waiting for us at the gate of the community now. He will also take us back to school later.”

Bai Bufan saw through Lin Li’s thoughts at a glance, so he explained.

“Lao Jiantou is the best class teacher in the world. I will never cause trouble for him again today.” Lin Li was somewhat moved.

“Only today? Then you are a very considerate student today.” Bai Bufan gave a thumbs up when he heard that.

“But, awesome, you guys have worked so hard. I’m touched, really touched.” The whole picture of the matter had been revealed, and Lin Li shook his head with emotion.

He turned around and patted Bai Bufan on the shoulder:

“Especially embarrassing for you, actually staying alone with these two guys for the entire afternoon.”

You know, Bai Bufan is not good at getting along with girls of the same age who are familiar to him.

Lin Li believed that the reason why he stayed alone in his room to give the second surprise was not only because he was a bit mean, but also because he was not used to staying in the living room with girls.

This is it – buddy!
“A general’s success is built on the bones of thousands of soldiers. Someone has to sacrifice everything.” Bai Bufan nodded and waved his hand, concealing his honor and fame.

Ding Sihan, Qu Wanqiu: “?”

“Bai Bufan, you dare to nod? Come, let me touch your dog head!” Ding Sihan stood up and made a gesture to get closer.

“Don’t come over here!” Hajifan responded on the spot, rolling and crawling to the other side of the forest away from them, keeping alert.

“Okay, okay, don’t forget the main purpose. We are here to celebrate Lin Li’s birthday. We have limited time, and Teacher Xue is still waiting for us.”

Chen Yuying stood up, clasped her hands together, and said with a smile.

“Yes, then Lin Li, it’s time to start the process, blow out the candles and make a wish!” Ding Sihan immediately followed suit and walked a few steps to the switch in the living room to turn off the lights. Then, the only light left in the living room was the dim light of the candles on the coffee table.

Chen Yuying also put a birthday crown folded out of cardboard on Lin Li’s head.

Qu Wanqiu brought the cake over and handed it to Lin Li: “Lin Li, think about your wish first.”

Bai Bufan immediately got up and went to the kitchen of Lin Li’s house and took out another thing from the refrigerator.

Lin Li, who had just reached out to take the cake, saw Bai Bufan’s actions and the other… cake in his hand?
So he asked with a little doubt: “Bufan, what are you holding?”

“Cake.”

“Yeah, I see. But why did you buy two? The one I have is already big, right?”

Lin Li lowered his head. The cake in his hand was at least eight inches in size. No one was very hungry, and there were three girls among them. He was afraid that they would not be able to finish it.

“The one in your hand has cake base inside, while the one in my hand is pure cream without any cake at all.”

Bai Bufan opened the lid of the cake and explained while showing it to Lin Li.

“But there’s quite a bit of cream in this cake,” Lin Li looked down at the cake in his hand, then looked up with even more confusion:

“Why do you want to buy another one? Even if you girls don’t mind that it will affect your figure, you will get sick of it if you eat too much, right?”

This is already a lethal amount of cream. Even for Zhou Baowei… well, maybe he could finish it without feeling nauseous.

But the people present will definitely get tired of eating too much.

“Don’t worry,” Bai Bufan had already taken out a cake knife and a plate, and began to divide the pure cream cake. At the same time, he smiled brightly, telling Lin Li not to worry: “Who told you that this cake is for eating?”

Lin Li was stunned for a moment after hearing this, then fell silent and blinked.

What’s the point of using cream cake if you don’t eat it?
Eh?
Buho!

(End of this chapter)