Chapter 281 There is an idiot, I won’t tell you who it is

Lin Li pulled Bai Bufan’s hand away and said with a smile:
“Okay, okay, the results haven’t come out yet. Maybe you can send me the detailed report today. After I get it, I’ll send it to you on my phone or explain it to you in detail in the classroom.”

Normally, it takes three to five days or even a week to get the results of a physical examination.

But Lin Li is a VIP with an expensive package after all, so Bai Bufan’s ordinary package, which was also ordered by him, can also enjoy the expedited channel, so the speed will be much faster.

Bai Bufan sat back down after hearing this: “Okay.”

After breakfast, go out and take out the trash.

When Bai Bufan came back, he quietly rubbed some oil on Lin Li’s pants, then cleared his throat and said solemnly:

“Lin Li, I prepared a birthday present for you.”

Hearing this, Lin Li turned his head and saw Bai Bufan’s hand reaching for the drawer.

So Lin Li stood up, moved the chair above his head, looked directly at Bai Bufan, and his whole body showed anticipation and excitement for the gift.

Bai Bufan: “?”

Not buddy.

“Lin Li, what are you…doing…”

The sunlight could pass through the windows in the back row, but it could not penetrate the chair above Lin Li’s head. The shadow fell on Bai Bufan’s face, making him a little scared.

“Nothing, just using the chair to exercise. Just do your thing and ignore me. Just take out the gift.”

Aiming at Bai Bufan’s head, Lin Li swung his arms a few times, then started doing squats and said with a smile.

Bai Bufan: “…”

You better get some fucking exercise.

Bai Bufan’s hand suddenly seemed to be entangled by something in the drawer and he couldn’t get it out.

“Lin Li, please sit down first.” Bai Bufan thought about it and said with a flattering smile.

But Lin Li just kept smiling: “Don’t worry, get the gift. By the way, Bufan, don’t treat me as a nice guy.”

“Haha.”

“Brother, I’m not trying to tease you. This is really a meaningful and useful gift for you. Brother, sit down, quickly.” Bai Bufan laughed awkwardly and gradually began to sweat profusely.

Lin Li then sat down, leaning against the wall on the window side with his arms folded, staring at Bai Bufan to see what this kid was going to give him.

Finally, the gift was taken out. It was not big, just a palm-sized box. The gift should have been inside, and it could actually fit inside.

I wonder if Bai Bufan is going to propose to me at this special moment? It will take another four years before I can get married. I’m a little anxious.

Lin Li reached out to take it, opened it carefully, alert for traps, and found only a note in the box.

“A gift from Bai Bufan,” read the words on the note.

Wow.

Lin Li stood up and moved the chair.

“Wait, wait, wait, wait! You’ve seen the gift clearly, why are you still throwing it at me?! Isn’t this very meaningful and useful to you?” Bai Bufan held his head in his hands, looking weak, pitiful and helpless.

“I use this paper to wipe my butt and it leaks a lot. You tell me it’s useful?” Lin Li sneered.

“Lin Li, you must have misunderstood what I meant!” Bai Bufan figured it out and quickly explained:

“The meaning of this text is not simply that this piece of paper is a gift from me to you, but at the same time, it can also be regarded as ‘Bai Bufan’s gift’, which you gave to me on my birthday.”

“This way, you don’t have to think about what gift to give me on my birthday. You can just give me this note in return. Isn’t this very meaningful and useful?”

Nowadays, so many people are calculating over birthday gifts and gift money, which is so troublesome. But a gift like mine can solve the problem once and for all!

Bai Bufan felt that he was simply a genius.

“Where’s the meaning? Where’s the use?” However, after hearing this, Lin Li just asked back with a surprised look on his face.

“Didn’t I explain it to you?” Bai Bufan looked up in confusion.

“But you…” Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan as if he was mentally retarded, “…Why do you assume that I will give you a gift on your birthday?”

Bai Bufan: “(;☉_☉)?”

Eh?
“So you still owe me a gift. Let me knock it once and it will be my birthday present. Thank you.” Lin Li said and prepared to take action.

“No! Lin Li! You were born! Have you forgotten the basic principle of reciprocity? Give and take is the true meaning of friendship! What do you mean you don’t intend to give at all!”

Bai Bufan shouted with a smile on his face.

“No, no, no, no—” Lin Li put down the chair, stretched out his index finger and shook it in front of him, with a confident smile on his face:
“Bufan, what is the meaning of reciprocity and coming and going?

Have you forgotten how you shouted? Your shout was “Go, go, go!” So you should have been going all the time.

Then it is your responsibility to give gifts, and it is also my responsibility to receive gifts.

To be honest, you should be the one giving me a gift on your birthday.”

Lin Li’s explanation was very logical.

Bai Bufan: “?”

Your mother.

The scolding was so dirty.

“Lin Li, I’m a dog and I’ve been going back and forth, okay, then what the hell are you, this creature that’s been coming and coming?” Bai Bufan asked coldly with a twitch in his mouth.

Lin Li: “What a jerk.”

“Hold it…(；☉_☉)?”

Bai Bufan just repeated one word and then he seemed to have lost the ability to speak, staring blankly at Lin Li.

After these three words came out, Bai Bufan felt that the folds of his cerebral cortex were instantly smoothed and stretched. He felt instantly relaxed, as if he was strolling in the forest of Norway, and all of a sudden, everything became clear to him.

Bai Bufan rested his hand on the table and rubbed his dog’s head. His body began to tremble uncontrollably and he laughed.

“Fuck you… I give in… Awesome, you’re awesome, fuck!”

……

The first class on Monday is naturally a class meeting.

After Xue Jian came in, he routinely asked if anyone had handed in their cell phones, but only a few people handed in their cell phones this week.

Bai Bufan is not among them.

“The sports meet is over, and everyone should calm down a bit.”

“The midterm exam is coming soon. The schedule for the midterm exam has not changed. It is scheduled for next week on the school calendar, November 6, 7, and 8. It’s not a few days away. The results of the midterm exam are definitely more important than the monthly exam. Everyone must take a more correct attitude towards it.”

“Also, after the midterm exam results come out, the class will pick a date to hold a parents’ meeting. If you do well in the exam, both your parents and you will feel better.”

Xue Jian sat at the desk, slowly looking at his phone and talking about future plans.

[On the road to the top, there is only progress and no retreat. You should use others as your foundation, not as your background. Once you have made a splash, make another splash and announce to the world that you are not a fleeting shooting star.]

[Task triggered! 】

[Task 2: In the Nansang Sect internal competition, get two names on the Sect Genius Ranking, and win the Sect champion in any of the Taoism competitions.]

[Reward: Physical improvement: comprehension increased by 20%; spiritual awareness increased by 100%; random magic weapon * 1. ]

Lin Li looked at the system without surprise. To put it bluntly, he was surprised that the system did not send a task at this time.

Two names on the same list.

In other words, the task this time is to rank in the top ten in the grade and get first place in the grade in any subject?

In this way, you can be on the list because you are in the top ten in the grade, and then be listed as a star of improvement because you have improved by forty places.

Normally, improving by forty places is not enough to be named a star of improvement, but if Lin Li improved from 51st in the grade to the top ten, and was ranked th before that, then he would be fully qualified to be on the list.

Chen Yuying was only sixth in her grade in the last exam, so this task was a bit challenging and required some effort.

But Lin Li felt that he was fine.

Over the past month, my understanding and spiritual aspects have grown rapidly, and I have never slacked off.

Tomorrow’s Lin Li will always be stronger than yesterday’s Lin Li.

Just the top ten in the grade. If that doesn’t work, just pull out the list of last exams and eliminate the ones ranked 1-5 and 7-41 in the grade, and you can complete this task.

As for being the first in the grade in a single subject, although Lin Li had never paid attention to it, as long as the test papers were not deliberately difficult, Lin Li felt that he had a good chance of getting full marks in biology, technology, and geography.

“Bai Bufan, you’d better be on the honor roll this time. I haven’t forgotten the revenge for the motto.” Thinking of this, Lin Li turned his head to look at Bai Bufan and sneered.

“You won’t be the only one who can steal all the limelight. I also have confidence!” Bai Bufan was not afraid.

He has been taught much more seriously by Lin Li this semester.

What’s more, I have much more room for improvement than Lin Li, so this is a victory.

According to the recursive victory method, he is victorious in every battle.

……

“…Don’t let small kindnesses go unappreciated, but more importantly, don’t let small bad things go unappreciated. I hope everyone can take this as a warning. If anyone else does the same thing as Wang, the school will punish them severely!” Zhao Hai concluded sternly on the playground.

【Task 5 has been completed.】

[You have received rewards: Physical improvement: Comprehension increased by 10%; Aura concealment ability increased by 100%; System currency*100]

The weather was fine today, so we naturally had a morning meeting.

Zhao Hai did not break his promise. He criticized Wang Yuhui at today’s morning meeting and even changed the theme of his weekly speech under the national flag to one about integrity and quality.

I don’t know if the senior high school students have also been informed.

But anyway, the mission was completed as I expected.

As for the breath concealing ability BUFF, Lin Li didn’t feel anything after getting it. The sound of his breathing seemed to have become smaller?

Maybe it will be easier to be sneaky in the future.

Lin Li turned his gaze towards the system. The historical system currency he had obtained had reached 2800.

[Random quality spirit stone…]

【…】

[Life Extension Pill: 100 system currency (limited to 1 per day)]

[To unlock and refresh item slot 6, you need to accumulate 3600 system currency. (2800/3600)]

[Longevity Pill: After taking it, it can extend the lifespan of mortals and monks by ten to thirty years, depending on the degree of drug absorption. The effect of taking this pill for the second time and subsequent times will be greatly reduced to almost nothing. ]

It seems that the unlocking of commodity slots is a step-by-step increase, and the next time is estimated to be 4500 system currencies.

As for the new unlocked products, they are incredible but not incredible, useful but useless.

The appearance of this kind of elixir in the world of immortal cultivation is not surprising, but in modern times its effect is undoubtedly amazing. Although mortals can only extend their lifespan by ten years by absorbing it without the help of external forces, as long as it is made public and the world believes in it, it will be sold for more than one billion per pill and will definitely be in short supply.

The charm of ‘longevity’.

None of the ways to make money recorded in the criminal law are so quick.

But Lin Li couldn’t do that, so he didn’t change.

——Extending life span is undoubtedly useful, but for Lin Li, who is young and the people he cares about are basically not too old, it is not particularly urgent.

I’ll find a chance to make some Chinese medicine mooncakes for Sister Min, and then we’ll change it when the time comes.

I’ll use it on the “Upgrade Talisman” the next time I refresh it. I’ll keep this elixir in the [Mall] in case I need it. …

noon.

Because Xue Jian announced the midterm exam time, as expected, there were a lot more people in the classroom at noon, and the bond between the trio was diluted.

But after all, he had made an appointment with Lin Li, so Bai Bufan did not come and did not take Chen Yuying’s seat.

Lin Li, who was dragged to the cafeteria by Bai Bufan at noon, quietly walked to his seat when he returned to the classroom and clapped lightly next to Chen Yuying’s ear.

The girl was startled, so Lin Li got a reproachful look.

cool.

Long live the hidden breath!

After Lin Li sat down at his seat, because the lunch break had not officially started yet, he shouted to Wang Yuezhi who was sitting in the front of the side classroom: “Wang Yuezhi!”

“What?” Wang Yuezhi frowned and turned around when he heard that. He had a teaching supplementary book in his hand.

“Circus Art”.

This weekend, he learned how to spin plates with chopsticks, but unfortunately he is not very skilled and now can only practice with plastic plates.

Passion is the best teacher.

Will be skilled.

There may be opportunities to perform on New Year’s Day or other days in the future.

“How about we continue with our little bet on my midterm exam results?” Lin Li spoke as soon as Wang Yuezhi turned around.

Little Wang Yuezhi felt a slight pain. He covered his crotch and looked at Lin Li warily: “… Tell me the content of the bet and what the stakes are first, and then I will consider it.”

“Let’s bet on whether I can surpass you in the midterm exam.” Lin Li said casually, “If we’re betting, it’s better to call you dad and do three errands that are not too much.”

“We may not even be in the same class in the second year of high school. You won’t ask me to run 3,000 and 1,500 meters with you, will you?” Wang Yuezhi’s eyes were still alert as he shook his head.

“Besides, I never want to go through the experience of running 4,500 a day again. I don’t want to gamble.”

“How about calling me dad three times and then just running an errand that is not too much?” Lin Li changed the topic very easily.

After all, this is done purely for fun, with no other purpose.

Wang Yuezhi thought for a while and nodded: “Okay.”

This time is different from last time. Last time, he could do nothing. After all, his performance had no impact on the bet at all. It all depended on Lin Li.

But this time, all his efforts will become obstacles for Lin Li. Even though Wang Yuezhi knows that Lin Li is studying very hard now, he doesn’t think he will lose.

To take a step back, if the other person did better than me in the exam, then I lose and I just have to accept it.

Anyway, it’s not the first time that I’ve called him dad or run errands for him.

This thing is almost like a widow losing her virginity. It makes you feel uncomfortable once or twice, but it gets old after a while.

If you win, you make a lot of money; if you lose, it doesn’t matter.

“OK! Then the squad leader will serve as a witness again.”

“Row!”

Wang Yuezhi nodded heavily, then put “Circus Art” from the desk into the drawer.

It’s time to change to real teaching aids!
“Squad leader, according to tradition, it’s our turn to gamble.” After the bet was over, Lin Li turned his head and looked at Chen Yuying.

“Okay.” Chen Yuying smiled and nodded, “Is this also the bet you made?”

“Ah.”

“Okay, then I bet your results will surpass Wang Yuezhi.” Chen Yuying said immediately.

Lin Li: “…Huh?”

“What you mean is that we both bet that my midterm score will be higher than Wang Yuezhi’s?” Lin Li confirmed.

“OK.”

“Then how can we gamble?”

“You can change your mind and bet that you don’t think you can surpass him.” Chen Yuying smiled even more and said, “I think you can surpass him. I don’t want to tickle your feet for nothing.”

Damn it, when will the squad leader degenerate into someone as gullible as Ding Sihan?

Lin Li pinched his nose and began to think.

“What are you thinking?”

“I’m thinking whether I can earn money by calling Wang Yuezhi “Dad” three times in exchange for you agreeing to one of my requests.”

Lin Li looked painful. It was really a difficult decision.

“Then think about it yourself.” Chen Yuying lay on her hands on the table, tilting her head to look at Lin Li, “I can’t do anything if you let me win.”

“Squad leader, how about we change our bet?” Lin Li turned his head and looked at Chen Yuying.

“what?”

“I bet on whether my midterm score can surpass yours.”

“Surpass me?” Chen Yuying raised her eyebrows.

“Yes, squad leader. My ambition has now expanded to the point where I want to surpass you.” Lin Li nodded and said seriously.

Chen Yuying blinked and looked at Lin Li. After a few seconds, she frowned and said, “Lin Li, did you ignore the word ‘过’ intentionally or accidentally?”

“I was careless on purpose.” After being discovered, Lin Li could no longer be serious. He looked away guiltily and touched his neck.

“Being a pervert again! You bastard!”

After picking up Lin Li’s homework book and knocking on Lin Li, Chen Yuying thought for a moment and said, “If that’s the case, then ok, can we make the same bet as last time?”

“The difficulty is increased, and the stakes are also increased. How about changing it to a medium requirement that is a bit excessive?” Lin Li said with a smile.

“There’s no such thing as a high demand,” Chen Yuying laughed. “Next time, will you make an extremely high demand?”

“We’ll talk about the next thing next time, so whether you accept it or not, squad leader, you’re not afraid, are you?”

“What a clumsy way of provoking me, but I agree.” Chen Yuying nodded.

It happened that the afternoon self-study class had begun, so she pulled back the sleeves of her autumn school uniform, picked up a pen, and looked at Lin Li:

“Start studying, Lin Li.

I’ll let Sihan help me think about how excessive this request should be. You’re done for.”

“It’s hard to say who will be the one to get screwed.” Lin Li did a chest expansion exercise and began to organize the things he was going to learn at noon.

If Lin Li is confident of entering the top ten and surpassing Chen Yuying, Lin Li is actually not particularly confident.

Normally, Lin Li doesn’t fight an unprepared battle.

But it’s not normal now.

Lin Li turned his head to look at Chen Yuying, and Chen Yuying seemed to be looking at him at this moment.

Their eyes met and felt slightly hot, and the next second both of them looked at the exercises on their desks.

The tacit understanding goes beyond the actions.

And the thought at this moment – “It doesn’t matter if I lose to the other party.”

……

“Monitor, how do we solve this problem?” The lunch break was already in the second half. Lin Li stretched and then pointed to an extension question in the homework book and asked softly.

Chen Yuying tilted her head and pulled Lin Li’s homework book towards her. Since she had already done the questions, she knew them at a glance.

She was about to open her mouth to explain for Lin Li, but the next second she swallowed her words, a smile appeared on her face, and Chen Yuying said:
“Lin Li, we are competitors now. If I teach you again, wouldn’t that just be aiding the enemy? So I suddenly remembered that I don’t know how to do this question either.”

“That’s too sudden, squad leader.” Lin Li chuckled.

Then Lin Li sighed and pretended to stand up: “It seems that there is no other way. I can only ask if there is anyone in the class who is willing to teach me.”

However, Chen Yuying did not let the homework book be taken away from her. She held it down and looked up at Lin Li:
“Forget it. Since you’re the birthday boy today, I’ll teach you.”

“it is good!”

“But what if I also have questions tomorrow? I won’t be the birthday boy tomorrow.” Lin Li sat down again and spoke in distress.

Chen Yuying thought about it and seemed a little distressed. Finally, she shook her head and said, “I’ll find an excuse to help you solve the problem tomorrow. Don’t ask me today. I haven’t thought of it yet.”

It’s so cute that it’s against the rules, monitor.

Bufan, can you please go back with your body and limbs in the future, but leave your butt in the classroom in case you need it? Damn it.

“That’s too much work for you, squad leader.”

“You’re welcome.”

Soon, Chen Yuying taught Lin Li the solution to this problem.

“Arigado Meiyingyingsang, Wadaxi will do it.” The colonel Linli nodded in thanks.

“It’s good that you know it.” Chen Yuying nodded, and then with a smile and teasing in her eyes: “Lin Li, if you can’t even answer this kind of questions, it may be a bit difficult to surpass me.”

“But this question is difficult, isn’t it normal?” Lin Li raised his eyebrows and retorted.

“No, it’s very simple. You only think it’s difficult because you’re stupid.”

“Class monitor, please apologize to the hundreds of students who are ranked below you in the whole school. You are saying that they are all idiots!” Lin Li was filled with indignation.

“I just said you were stupid.”

“Damn it.”

Lin Li lowered his head in frustration, while Chen Yuying looked back proudly.

Lin Li sighed, looking at the question that made him look like an idiot.

The next second, the corners of his mouth curled up slightly.

But he can.

It’s not that Lin Li only knew it after Chen Yuying taught him just now.

Twenty seconds after Lin Li finished reading the question, the correct and coherent ideas had already come to his mind.

Please, it’s just freshman knowledge. Now Lin Li has improved his comprehension, perfect memory, and he attends classes without slacking off. He is absolutely focused and serious. How can such a question stump him?

But the problem is that this question is already the most difficult extension question in today’s homework.

Would you be stupid to ask any other questions?
Thinking of this, Lin Li turned his head to look at Chen Yuying, with a smile on his face that became more intense.

Lin Li didn’t know if Chen Yuying would think he was an idiot if he asked other questions.

But Lin Li knew that if he knew everything and didn’t ask any questions, he would be considered a fool.

Fool.

Tsk, who is the idiot?

Noticing Lin Li’s gaze, Chen Yuying turned her head, as if she understood Lin Li’s thoughts, and tilted her head slightly: “Why, I call you stupid, and you don’t accept it?”

“I admit defeat. I’m an idiot, I’m an idiot.” Lin Li smiled and raised his hands in surrender.

(End of this chapter)